The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Sean is a bummer.

Thai chicken and sweetcorn soup, crap supermarket sushi, Worcester Sauce crisps 7.5/10

ROFL @ Cane. His weathergirl

Is there any type of sushi that is not crap? Never had it but it looks like fecking playdough

seanmichaels wrote:ROFL @ Cane. His weathergirl

Ulrika Johnson?

There are lots of types of sushi sean, most of which, in my eyes, are not crap.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:ROFL @ Cane. His weathergirl

Ulrika Johnson?  

Much worse. I'd never heard of her. I don't know if she was on (The?) Look North or something....

In her weather days she looked like the love child of carol vorderman and pat sharp....

Spoiler:

l*l

Haha Wincey Willis

Johnson must have taken over her?

Egg and Cucumber sarnie. Red bull and Del Monte mango and papaya. 7/10

Raw sliced Greens and Sainsbury's Chow Mein cold. 6/10

Didn't taste too bad but the temperature was an issue. Microwave moved upstairs and couldn't be arrised to go up there

Your diet offends me.

Alistair wrote:Your diet offends me.

I am eating very healthily. At least start with Shah.

Aside from the Red Bull, that's a good lunch.

Cold chow mein? Raw greens? Did you have a homemade smoothie or a protein shake in one of those g*y cups?

Crikey Alistair, that is quite some mid afternoon vitriol...

Better getting it off your chest I guess.

Meant no offence obviously. I try to avoid using smilies where possible.

Do you have one of those cups, rick?

Alistair wrote:Aside from the Red Bull, that's a good lunch.

Cold chow mein? Raw greens? Did you have a homemade smoothie or a protein shake in one of those g*y cups?

I only ate a bit of chow mein on satuday so decided to bring the remainder in to work. I added the greens as they needed to be eaten and I quite like them. Just hadn't thought that they would move the work microwave to the top floor. That is where all the 'Change and Transition' lot sit and they are weirdos so just decided to eat it cold. Have you never had a cold chinese salad? pretty much what it was.

Alistair wrote:Do you have one of those cups, rick?

I do not, I have a mug with the letter W and a picture of an Anchor next to it which was last years, and one of the better I have recieved, secret santa presents.

I don't have protein shakes or smoothies. Had half a grapefruit this morning.

My mum made me a ginger and apple shot in one of those nutribullet things a couple of weeks ago. It was alright.

A woman has left the company today, who was a bit snooty towards my colleague one time. He never forgot so as she handed the pass and said her tearful goodbyes he said "thanks. You'll be deleted before you get to your car"

Never had a cold chinese salad. Can't say it appeals to me at all.

Though you have made it sound more appetising by describing the dish.

They sell them at most supermarkets next to the sandwiches. Not very nice or filling to be honest.

Seen them, just never eaten one. Never will I doubt.

First, it means nothing to me.

Ohhhhh Vienna!

Ohhh shaddap you face.

What'sa matta you, hey
Gotta load of kids, kick crap outta you
Why you looka like sack?
It's-a bad jumper, you stink upa the place
Ah, shaddap you face

Living Joe Dolce Vita!

Excellent early morning banter. You should all feel proud.

Morning all. Got our office Xmas "fuddle" today. There are few things worse than having to spend time being pleasant to your colleagues when all you want to do is leave...then come back with a claw hammer, take 'em to the floor and beat the holy f*cking sh!t out of them til you're just make dents in the floor underneath what used to be their face.

Seasons Greetings, you c*nt!

DAVE667 wrote:Morning all. Got our office Xmas "fuddle" today. There are few things worse than having to spend time being pleasant to your colleagues when all you want to do is leave...then come back with a claw hammer, take 'em to the floor and beat the holy f*cking sh!t out of them til you're just make dents in the floor underneath what used to be their face.

Seasons Greetings, you c*nt!

l*l out loud. Water came out my nose and everything.

It was the word "fuddle" that did it.

Watching bbc news. Doing a piece on flooding in Keswick. Irony being woman interviewed outside her store where the signs says 'no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing '.

superflyweight wrote:It was the word "fuddle" that did it.  

Always though it's what Sean desperately longed for from the prefects...the combination of a f*ck and a cuddle afterwards

Epic spot of Michealsing.

Chicken and Chorizo on cracked wheat roll
Empire Biscuit
600ml bottle of Pepsi Max.

8/10.

A plain bagel and a pack of "light" ready salted crisps. 3/10

Jesus Christ, Dolphin - that's no kind of lunch at all. Get out there and get yourself a honeycomb Yorkie or mint Aero.

Bread and potatoes, it's a bit Irish.

Egg, bacon and black pudding bap.

Nothing else.

9.84/10

Large whopper meal. 6/10

Tried on some jeans 34w 32l, too baggy. Bought a pair that were 33w 32l, got home and tried them on. The cu*ts wouldn't come above my knees. Fecking label your sheeet properly

seanmichaels wrote:Tried on some jeans 34w 32l, too baggy. Bought a pair that were 33w 32l, got home and tried them on. The cu*ts wouldn't come above my knees. Fecking label your sheeet properly

Those bloody prefects and their insistence on jizzing on your ankles!

Feck off

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Tried on some jeans 34w 32l, too baggy. Bought a pair that were 33w 32l, got home and tried them on. The cu*ts wouldn't come above my knees. Fecking label your sheeet properly

Those bloody prefects and their insistence on jizzing on your ankles!

l*l out loud.

Choice of three pizzas, roast chicken, sausage rolls, pork pies, chips, dips, fizzy pop.

Lovely!

Are you at kids party Dave?

Or a wake?

seanmichaels wrote:Are you at kids party Dave?

Anyone else got a vision of Dave dressed up a killer clown?

Our Office Xmas "fuddle" (I f*cking mentioned it earlier). Supervisor's gone mad and bought half of The ASDA for us to chow down on. None of us can be ar$ed with fancy dan food so it's the usual buffet stuff