The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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RelaxativeDAVE667 wrote:Smooth talkerseanmichaels wrote:Potty mouth
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3371767/Mother-finds-giant-six-inch-spider-Tesco-bananas.html
"'It looked absolutely disgusting. It was repulsive. It fell on the floor and I was just screaming. The kids didn't know what to think" - Yes they did. They were thinking what a thick bitch you must be for screaming about a dead spider.
"Tesco has now sent the huge spider to its specialist team for further investigation" - Yep, I prodded it and it didn't move. It's definitely dead.
"'It looked absolutely disgusting. It was repulsive. It fell on the floor and I was just screaming. The kids didn't know what to think" - Yes they did. They were thinking what a thick bitch you must be for screaming about a dead spider.
"Tesco has now sent the huge spider to its specialist team for further investigation" - Yep, I prodded it and it didn't move. It's definitely dead.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote: Yes they did. They were thinking what a thick bitch you must be for screaming about a dead spider.
Thick or not, I'd definitely slot it.
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One of my best mates is a Banana Bender.
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seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote: Yes they did. They were thinking what a thick bitch you must be for screaming about a dead spider.
Thick or not, I'd definitely slot it.
Me too.
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seanmichaels wrote:One of my best mates is a Banana Bender.
You really don't help yourself, do you?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:One of my best mates is a Banana Bender.
You really don't help yourself, do you?
That's what you call Queenslanders.
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seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:One of my best mates is a Banana Bender.
You really don't help yourself, do you?
That's what you call Queenslanders.
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Just chuckled. Speaking to a mate and said I may get the bus into town. His reply was 'You can't take a loser cruiser'.
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Michaelsed the sh*t out of it.
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To Harlequins hooker Dave Ward, who delivered a crooked lineout throw against Castres during a European Cup game:
"I'm straighter than that one."
"I'm straighter than that one."
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Afternoon Shahreef.
Right Banana benders. I'm off. Have a good Christmas one and all if I don't pop in before then.
Right Banana benders. I'm off. Have a good Christmas one and all if I don't pop in before then.
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Best to you and your family mate.
Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
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All the best, Sean.
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Happy Christmas sean.
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I wanna stop and thank you baby
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How's goes it my dear and dwindling friends
Fist bitches
How's goes it my dear and dwindling friends
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Morning Shah, and others tragic enough to be on here Christmas eve.
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It's just the two of us and possibly tino if his son eschewed the christmas tipple last night for quality street.
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ShahenshahG wrote:It's just the two of us and possibly tino if his son eschewed the christmas tipple last night for quality street.
I'm here.
Morning all.
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Morning tino. I'm in a gentle mood today so recommend some music I might even enjoy the usual crap you listen to. Same with you Jeff some easy jazz to relax to would be just the thing.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Morning tino. I'm in a gentle mood today so recommend some music I might even enjoy the usual crap you listen to. Same with you Jeff some easy jazz to relax to would be just the thing.
The first two Kings of Leon albums are outstanding. Have a go at them. You'll hate them, but at least you can cross them off the list.
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Morning all
Just popped in to wish you all a Hellish Xmas and a Stabby New Year.
Til 2016 b!tches....
Just popped in to wish you all a Hellish Xmas and a Stabby New Year.
Til 2016 b!tches....
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DAVE667 wrote:Morning all
Just popped in to wish you all a Hellish Xmas and a Stabby New Year.
Til 2016 b!tches....
All the best Serial!
Kill em. Kill em all.
SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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All the best serial Dave. Thanks for slashing the prices on the prozzies though I wish you had picked a better method than dismembering them. All the best to the Serial Family. Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
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I reckon Serial could probably 'acquire' Adele for you if you ask him nicely. I don't mean her new album, either. I mean the actual person.
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I'd like her in one piece. She's enchanting that way. Plus I don't think the world would survive the inevitable blood feud between myself and Serial Dave if he sent her to me piecemeal.
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-arrested-over-murder-prostitute-7065355
Oh Serial. For the sake of f*ck, can you not leave it alone over the festive period.
Oh Serial. For the sake of f*ck, can you not leave it alone over the festive period.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-arrested-over-murder-prostitute-7065355
Oh Serial. For the sake of f*ck, can you not leave it alone over the festive period.
that ... at the end of his post has become rather poignant.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Morning tino. I'm in a gentle mood today so recommend some music I might even enjoy the usual crap you listen to. Same with you Jeff some easy jazz to relax to would be just the thing.
Miles Davis kind of blue. The sensible place for any jazz collection.
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Rowley wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Morning tino. I'm in a gentle mood today so recommend some music I might even enjoy the usual crap you listen to. Same with you Jeff some easy jazz to relax to would be just the thing.
Miles Davis kind of blue. The sensible place for any jazz collection.
I'd rather listen to Adele than jazz.
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Fair enough, she follows more naturally from Keane I'd guess.
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Rowley wrote:Fair enough, she follows more naturally from Keane I'd guess.
I don't listen to Keane. As you well know.
But I would rather listen to them than jazz.
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I have got a jazz box set for Christmas, 20 miles Davis CD's. Lovely stuff.
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Rowley wrote:I have got a jazz box set for Christmas, 20 miles Davis CD's. Lovely stuff.
Someone must really hate you.
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Think we'll need more to go on than that to find the culprit.
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Rowley wrote:Think we'll need more to go on than that to find the culprit.
It ain't me, Jeff. I have nothing but love for you, despite the whole jazz thing. I'm a better man than that. I can look beyond it.
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F*cking hell Rowley, I said to help me relax not help me hang myself from the ceiling.
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Merry Christmas. I hope the kids are suitably pleased tomorrow Tina, I'd imagine present opening time is one of the more dangerous moments of the year for you
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Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Merry Christmas. I hope the kids are suitably pleased tomorrow Tina, I'd imagine present opening time is one of the more dangerous moments of the year for you
It's about as dangerous as a WWF steel cage match.
Merry Christmas to you, Dolph.
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Probably not as dangerous as you think Dolphin. You need to bear in mind Tina is extraordinarily wealthy. The youngest got a gold plated unicorn last year, and that was just a stocking filler.
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Rowley wrote:Probably not as dangerous as you think Dolphin. You need to bear in mind Tina is extraordinarily wealthy. The youngest got a gold plated unicorn last year, and that was just a stocking filler.
It was a real unicorn as well. I got Dave to nail gun a rare black rhino horn to a pony.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley wrote:Probably not as dangerous as you think Dolphin. You need to bear in mind Tina is extraordinarily wealthy. The youngest got a gold plated unicorn last year, and that was just a stocking filler.
It was a real unicorn as well. I got Dave to nail gun a rare black rhino horn to a pony.
Youve got Sean wondering (hoping) if Dave could nail gun a a wind turbine to the head of a blue whale.
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