The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:37 am

First topic message reminder :

Jeff's Manbag

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:36 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Potty mouth
Smooth talker

Relaxative

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:39 pm

Two samosas and a cod. 9/10

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:41 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3371767/Mother-finds-giant-six-inch-spider-Tesco-bananas.html

"'It looked absolutely disgusting. It was repulsive. It fell on the floor and I was just screaming. The kids didn't know what to think" - Yes they did. They were thinking what a thick bitch you must be for screaming about a dead spider.

"Tesco has now sent the huge spider to its specialist team for further investigation" - Yep, I prodded it and it didn't move. It's definitely dead.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:45 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: Yes they did. They were thinking what a thick bitch you must be for screaming about a dead spider.

Thick or not, I'd definitely slot it.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:46 pm

One of my best mates is a Banana Bender.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:46 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote: Yes they did. They were thinking what a thick bitch you must be for screaming about a dead spider.

Thick or not, I'd definitely slot it.

Me too.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:46 pm

seanmichaels wrote:One of my best mates is a Banana Bender.

You really don't help yourself, do you?

by **seanmichaels** Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:47 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:One of my best mates is a Banana Bender.

You really don't help yourself, do you?

That's what you call Queenslanders.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:49 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:One of my best mates is a Banana Bender.

You really don't help yourself, do you?

That's what you call Queenslanders.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:56 pm

Queen slanders?

by **seanmichaels** Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:04 pm

Just chuckled. Speaking to a mate and said I may get the bus into town. His reply was 'You can't take a loser cruiser'.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:47 pm

Michaelsed the sh*t out of it.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:51 pm

To Harlequins hooker Dave Ward, who delivered a crooked lineout throw against Castres during a European Cup game:

"I'm straighter than that one."

Laugh

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:46 pm

Double Michaelsed

Afternoon Hoes

by **seanmichaels** Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:52 pm

Afternoon Shahreef.

Right Banana benders. I'm off. Have a good Christmas one and all if I don't pop in before then.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:53 pm

Best to you and your family mate.

Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:59 pm

All the best, Sean.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:02 pm

Happy Christmas sean.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Dec 24, 2015 6:22 am

How sweet it is to be loved by you

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Dec 24, 2015 6:26 am

I wanna stop and thank you baby

Fist bitches

How's goes it my dear and dwindling friends

by Rowley Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:00 am

Morning Shah, and others tragic enough to be on here Christmas eve.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:50 am

It's just the two of us and possibly tino if his son eschewed the christmas tipple last night for quality street.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:05 am

ShahenshahG wrote:It's just the two of us and possibly tino if his son eschewed the christmas tipple last night for quality street.

I'm here.

Morning all.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:08 am

Morning tino. I'm in a gentle mood today so recommend some music I might even enjoy the usual crap you listen to. Same with you Jeff some easy jazz to relax to would be just the thing.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:15 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning tino. I'm in a gentle mood today so recommend some music I might even enjoy the usual crap you listen to. Same with you Jeff some easy jazz to relax to would be just the thing.

The first two Kings of Leon albums are outstanding. Have a go at them. You'll hate them, but at least you can cross them off the list.

by Guest Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:16 am

Morning all
Just popped in to wish you all a Hellish Xmas and a Stabby New Year.
Til 2016 b!tches....

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:19 am

DAVE667 wrote:Morning all
Just popped in to wish you all a Hellish Xmas and a Stabby New Year.
Til 2016 b!tches....

All the best Serial!

Kill em. Kill em all.

SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:22 am

All the best serial Dave. Thanks for slashing the prices on the prozzies though I wish you had picked a better method than dismembering them. All the best to the Serial Family. Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:34 am

Kings Of Leon is not entirely crap Tino

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:59 am

I reckon Serial could probably 'acquire' Adele for you if you ask him nicely. I don't mean her new album, either. I mean the actual person.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:01 am

I'd like her in one piece. She's enchanting that way. Plus I don't think the world would survive the inevitable blood feud between myself and Serial Dave if he sent her to me piecemeal.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:04 am

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-arrested-over-murder-prostitute-7065355

Oh Serial. For the sake of f*ck, can you not leave it alone over the festive period.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:08 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-arrested-over-murder-prostitute-7065355

Oh Serial. For the sake of f*ck, can you not leave it alone over the festive period.

that ... at the end of his post has become rather poignant.

by Rowley Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:07 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning tino. I'm in a gentle mood today so recommend some music I might even enjoy the usual crap you listen to. Same with you Jeff some easy jazz to relax to would be just the thing.

Miles Davis kind of blue. The sensible place for any jazz collection.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:10 am

Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Morning tino. I'm in a gentle mood today so recommend some music I might even enjoy the usual crap you listen to. Same with you Jeff some easy jazz to relax to would be just the thing.

Miles Davis kind of blue. The sensible place for any jazz collection.

I'd rather listen to Adele than jazz.

by Rowley Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:19 am

Fair enough, she follows more naturally from Keane I'd guess.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:21 am

Rowley wrote:Fair enough, she follows more naturally from Keane I'd guess.

I don't listen to Keane. As you well know.

But I would rather listen to them than jazz.

by Rowley Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:23 am

I have got a jazz box set for Christmas, 20 miles Davis CD's. Lovely stuff.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:25 am

Rowley wrote:I have got a jazz box set for Christmas, 20 miles Davis CD's. Lovely stuff.

Someone must really hate you.

by Rowley Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:28 am

Think we'll need more to go on than that to find the culprit.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:37 am

Rowley wrote:Think we'll need more to go on than that to find the culprit.

It ain't me, Jeff. I have nothing but love for you, despite the whole jazz thing. I'm a better man than that. I can look beyond it.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:52 am

F*cking hell Rowley, I said to help me relax not help me hang myself from the ceiling.

by Rowley Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:59 am

Philistine

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:01 pm

Steve Cole Say it Again is lovely.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:15 pm

Bummer.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:20 pm

Merry Christmas. I hope the kids are suitably pleased tomorrow Tina, I'd imagine present opening time is one of the more dangerous moments of the year for you

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:27 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Merry Christmas. I hope the kids are suitably pleased tomorrow Tina, I'd imagine present opening time is one of the more dangerous moments of the year for you

It's about as dangerous as a WWF steel cage match.

Merry Christmas to you, Dolph.

by Rowley Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:49 pm

Probably not as dangerous as you think Dolphin. You need to bear in mind Tina is extraordinarily wealthy. The youngest got a gold plated unicorn last year, and that was just a stocking filler.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:50 pm

Rowley wrote:Probably not as dangerous as you think Dolphin. You need to bear in mind Tina is extraordinarily wealthy. The youngest got a gold plated unicorn last year, and that was just a stocking filler.

It was a real unicorn as well. I got Dave to nail gun a rare black rhino horn to a pony.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Dec 24, 2015 2:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Probably not as dangerous as you think Dolphin. You need to bear in mind Tina is extraordinarily wealthy. The youngest got a gold plated unicorn last year, and that was just a stocking filler.

It was a real unicorn as well. I got Dave to nail gun a rare black rhino horn to a pony.

Youve got Sean wondering (hoping) if Dave could nail gun a a wind turbine to the head of a blue whale.

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