The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Thu 21 Jan 2016, 2:25 pm

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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 5 Hugh-Jackman15

by **seanmichaels** Tue 26 Jan 2016, 1:42 pm

What is Filey like in February?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 26 Jan 2016, 2:01 pm

sean wrote:What is it?

It is a picture of 2 well know cricketers photographed standing next to each other, which creates the appearance of an amusing phrase.

by Guest Tue 26 Jan 2016, 2:03 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:I just assumed that everyone thought tinos course of action was a wise one and followed his example.

Mexican bean wrap. Cheese and bean puff. Fruit salad and a lion bar. Washed down with orange juice and crushed mango. 9.9/10

I should have wrote paff so daft northerners like you could understand

Maybe you should have written it instead...it's poor, Shah, very poor. I expect this from Adam but you I hold up to a higher standard...perhaps, it seems, in error.

by Guest Tue 26 Jan 2016, 2:04 pm

seanmichaels wrote:What is Filey like in February?

To quote the Filey tourist board, "Filey, it's f*cking w*nk at any time of year!"

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Jan 2016, 2:21 pm

Rowley wrote:Afternoon. Five and a half more days to tolerate work before my holidays.

Sounds like you need that break, Jeff. You've relatives in Florida don't you? Should be a nice change of scenery for you and TSMR.

I watched Key Largo for about the 3rd time the other night. Like the way they mention Matecumbe Key a few times and that part where the floozie (Gaye Dawn) is forced to sing a song for a drink and Rocco slaps Bogie when he boldly disobeys him and pours her one.

Thanks fella.

[3 or 4 weak slaps]

You're welcome.

by Guest Tue 26 Jan 2016, 3:01 pm

Been watching Body Heat with William Hurt and Kathleen Turner. Evokes the images of Bogart and Bacall and everything great about films of that era.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 26 Jan 2016, 3:03 pm

I watched a film called Clown, it was Sh1t

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 26 Jan 2016, 3:03 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:I just assumed that everyone thought tinos course of action was a wise one and followed his example.

Mexican bean wrap. Cheese and bean puff. Fruit salad and a lion bar. Washed down with orange juice and crushed mango. 9.9/10

I should have wrote paff so daft northerners like you could understand
Maybe you should have written it instead...it's poor, Shah, very poor. I expect this from Adam but you I hold up to a higher standard...perhaps, it seems, in error.

Im from luton. Being able to write in English at all is the pinnacle of achievement

by Guest Tue 26 Jan 2016, 3:16 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:I just assumed that everyone thought tinos course of action was a wise one and followed his example.

Mexican bean wrap. Cheese and bean puff. Fruit salad and a lion bar. Washed down with orange juice and crushed mango. 9.9/10

I should have wrote paff so daft northerners like you could understand
Maybe you should have written it instead...it's poor, Shah, very poor. I expect this from Adam but you I hold up to a higher standard...perhaps, it seems, in error.

Im from luton. Being able to write in English at all is the pinnacle of achievement

FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 26 Jan 2016, 3:23 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:I just assumed that everyone thought tinos course of action was a wise one and followed his example.

Mexican bean wrap. Cheese and bean puff. Fruit salad and a lion bar. Washed down with orange juice and crushed mango. 9.9/10

I should have wrote paff so daft northerners like you could understand
Maybe you should have written it instead...it's poor, Shah, very poor. I expect this from Adam but you I hold up to a higher standard...perhaps, it seems, in error.

Im from luton. Being able to write in English at all is the pinnacle of achievement

FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terribly sorry ol; chap.

by Guest Tue 26 Jan 2016, 3:24 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:I just assumed that everyone thought tinos course of action was a wise one and followed his example.

Mexican bean wrap. Cheese and bean puff. Fruit salad and a lion bar. Washed down with orange juice and crushed mango. 9.9/10

I should have wrote paff so daft northerners like you could understand
Maybe you should have written it instead...it's poor, Shah, very poor. I expect this from Adam but you I hold up to a higher standard...perhaps, it seems, in error.

Im from luton. Being able to write in English at all is the pinnacle of achievement

FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terribly sorry ol; chap.

C*NT!

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 26 Jan 2016, 3:26 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:

Im from luton. Being able to write in English at all is the pinnacle of achievement

I went to Luton once. I was briefly seeing a girl from there (as in she existed, not like the girls Sean thinks he has seen).

She was Indian. Lovely girl. Didn't last for reasons I can no longer remember.

by Guest Tue 26 Jan 2016, 3:32 pm

That's the greatest story ever told...cos Tina told it

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 26 Jan 2016, 3:36 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

Im from luton. Being able to write in English at all is the pinnacle of achievement

I went to Luton once. I was briefly seeing a girl from there (as in she existed, not like the girls Sean thinks he has seen).

She was Indian. Lovely girl. Didn't last for reasons I can no longer remember.

Come to bury park - takeaways galore.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 26 Jan 2016, 3:40 pm

DAVE667 wrote:That's the greatest story ever told...cos Tina told it

Thanks Serial.

I think I remember why it ended. I had only just moved down here (a couple of months perhaps) and would have sounded more like John Bishop than I do now. I couldn’t understand her mother as she spoke too fast and she couldn’t understand me because of the accent. It was too much for us to overcome.

Shame it ended. The stuff I used to do to her whilst her mum was downstairs watching repeats of Howards End. Happy days.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 26 Jan 2016, 4:40 pm

You were upstairs watching Happy Days?

by Adam D Tue 26 Jan 2016, 5:07 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:That's the greatest story ever told...cos Tina told it

Thanks Serial.

I think I remember why it ended. I had only just moved down here (a couple of months perhaps) and would have sounded more like John Bishop than I do now. I couldn’t understand her mother as she spoke too fast and she couldn’t understand me because of the accent. It was too much for us to overcome.

Shame it ended. The stuff I used to do to her whilst her mum was downstairs watching repeats of Howards End. Happy days.

It must have been the final episode if it was Ron Howards end.

by Guest Tue 26 Jan 2016, 5:55 pm

Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:That's the greatest story ever told...cos Tina told it

Thanks Serial.

I think I remember why it ended. I had only just moved down here (a couple of months perhaps) and would have sounded more like John Bishop than I do now. I couldn’t understand her mother as she spoke too fast and she couldn’t understand me because of the accent. It was too much for us to overcome.

Shame it ended. The stuff I used to do to her whilst her mum was downstairs watching repeats of Howards End. Happy days.
It must have been the final episode if it was Ron Howards end.

Maybe it was Howard from the Halifax and maybe that's why he lost his job.

by **Galted** Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:54 pm

A little bit of progress in c*nting Hugh Jackman, Tino.

Cato had this to say "I also do not know if Hugh Jackman is a c*nt through any personal experience. I do, however, know that he was regularly c*nted by the television series Scrubs. If, in the incestuous world of television, you are a person whom the producers feel the necessity to c*nt each season on national and international broadcast, without fear of blowback, it may be that those who know you think you’re a c*nt."

Cato is clearly a very wise man or woman.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 6:35 am

FIST BITCHES

Gutentag Rick the acerbic. Weather mad but refreshing. How goes it?

Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rawhide!

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them dogies rollin'
Rawhide!
Through rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishin' Adele was by my side.
All the things I'm missin'
Good vittles, love, and kissin'
Are waiting at the end of my ride.

Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Rawhide
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Rawhide!

Keep movin', movin', movin'
Though they're disapprovin'
Keep them dogies movin'
Rawhide!
Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope, and throw, and brand 'em
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
My heart’s calculatin'
My true love will be waitin'
Be waiting at the end of my ride.

Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Rawhide
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Rawhide!

Rawhide!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 6:41 am

Great tune to kick off the day Shah, a personal favourite. I feel I can say that at this time in a morning before the "older" guys get on.

How goes it? Windy and rainy here, but ever closer to the weekend.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 6:55 am

rick_dagless wrote:Great tune to kick off the day Shah, a personal favourite. I feel I can say that at this time in a morning before the "older" guys get on.

How goes it? Windy and rainy here, but ever closer to the weekend.

At least we will have support of Sean who loves Rawhide but for very different reasons.

It's pretty decent actually finally figured out what i've to do with the POA so once the solicitor stands witness (Is it still 5 quid do you know?) i'll post and be free of that sh*te. I'm waking up regularly at 2 AM which is p*ssing me off a bit but my gym is a 24/7 gym so it might be fortuitous. What you got lined up for the day ahead?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 7:17 am

Shah wrote:It's pretty decent actually finally figured out what i've to do with the POA so once the solicitor stands witness (Is it still 5 quid do you know?)

Not sure to be honest, it is pretty abritrary, I have never had to pay, for obvious reasons, glad you have got it all sorted though, sounds like a pain in the proverbial!

My day ahead is mainly trying to avoid work whils laying it at someone elses desk, so fairly standard, managed to aviod man flu thankfully, so hopefully tonight will be mainly crap TV and sofa time... You?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 7:27 am

Sort of similar although no one else to lay it at the desk of! My scoail life has retreated to where it was end of last year and we're so busy here that my plan for the diplomas is a no go for a months. So just sitting around waiting for everyone to bog off. Dull week.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 7:41 am

Shah wrote:So just sitting around waiting for everyone to bog off. Dull week.

We need some GOSPEL stories of sexual conquest to cheer us all up, though I have a charity football match on Saturday which could be funny as there will be a lot of fat old men piling into each other, good times!

by Rowley Wed 27 Jan 2016, 7:45 am

Morning all. Five more days. Five days of nonsense. I can do that.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 7:47 am

Morning Jeffers, shouldn't be too difficult for a man of your calibre, eyes on the prize and all that.

by Rowley Wed 27 Jan 2016, 7:49 am

Am annoyingly busy at the minute, which is a bit of a double edged sword. Makes the days zip by but puts a crimp in my plans to just toss it off for the last few days.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:00 am

Had man flu now since Dec 30th. Last few days a cough / sore throat started. Had to buy medicine this morning as it is beginning to hurt my neck.

Morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:15 am

Dodged man flu by exercise and food, but mainly be generally being a Man of the North and manning the F**k up...

Morning sean

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:23 am

My boss might be getting a promotion - pray for me lads!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:25 am

Do you want me to pray to your heathen overlord Shah?

Or will any deity do?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:31 am

Mine if you want to live and any other if you don't.

Many thanks.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:35 am

Shah wrote:Mine if you want to live and any other if you don't.

Alhamdulillah!

Shubhkaamnaayein

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:44 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:Mine if you want to live and any other if you don't.

Alhamdulillah!

Shubhkaamnaayein

by **seanmichaels** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:46 am

I will sacrifice a goat for you this evening shah.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:47 am

rick_dagless wrote:Dodged man flu by exercise and food, but mainly be generally being a Man of the North and manning the F**k up...

I love you, riCK.

Would this be a good time to remind people that I haven't had a day off sick in over a decade?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:48 am

I was laughing with my managers only yesterday about my 2 week sick absence during the London Olympics.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:49 am

Tino wrote:Would this be a good time to remind people that I haven't had a day off sick in over a decade?

Me neither Tino, bet Jeff hasn't either, the stats speak for themselves (and DAVE's busted ankle doesn't count, that is a propery injury, none of the namby pamby sniffle crap)

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:50 am

seanmichaels wrote:I will sacrifice a goat for you this evening shah.

Ibrahim appreciates it and Ismail appreciates it more!

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:52 am

That's because when Tino isn't well he "works from home". Pretentious C*nt.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:55 am

ShahenshahG wrote:That's because when Tino isn't well he "works from home". Pretentious C*nt.

I hardly ever work from home you bloody terrorist.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:57 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:That's because when Tino isn't well he "works from home". Pretentious C*nt.

I hardly ever work from home you bloody terrorist.

I know hence when you do, we know it's because you've picked up a sniffle or a papercut. Rick's judgement is skewed at the moment as he doesn't want to push his luck after the Rawhide stuff this morning but he knows the truth.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:58 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:That's because when Tino isn't well he "works from home". Pretentious C*nt.

I hardly ever work from home you bloody terrorist.

I know hence when you do, we know it's because you've picked up a sniffle or a papercut. Rick's judgement is skewed at the moment as he doesn't want to push his luck after the Rawhide stuff this morning but he knows the truth.

You can't handle the truth.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:00 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:That's because when Tino isn't well he "works from home". Pretentious C*nt.

I hardly ever work from home you bloody terrorist.

I know hence when you do, we know it's because you've picked up a sniffle or a papercut. Rick's judgement is skewed at the moment as he doesn't want to push his luck after the Rawhide stuff this morning but he knows the truth.

You can't handle the truth.

You can't handle your son.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:11 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:That's because when Tino isn't well he "works from home". Pretentious C*nt.

I hardly ever work from home you bloody terrorist.

I know hence when you do, we know it's because you've picked up a sniffle or a papercut. Rick's judgement is skewed at the moment as he doesn't want to push his luck after the Rawhide stuff this morning but he knows the truth.

You can't handle the truth.

You can't handle your son.

Fair point.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:11 am

I hate Linkedin... It is worse than facebook, at least facebook has the good grace to acknowledge it is full of utter spunktrumpets, without trying to veneer it with some kind of professionalism to massage the waning ego of besuited c*ntlarks.

Just putting that out there,

by **seanmichaels** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:30 am

I am going for a couple of contracting roles (ones where you set yourself up as a Ltd company and get a day rate). One of the umbrella companies wants me to join linked in and it seems like if I don't, there is no job. Pretty Muppet thing to insist upon.

by Alistair Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:55 am

Morning!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:04 am

That seems odd sean, are you reading into it correctly?

Morning Alistair, is one well?

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