The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Thu 21 Jan 2016, 2:25 pm

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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 11 Hugh-Jackman15

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 01 Feb 2016, 12:31 pm

Well you showed them in the right style Tino, by banging in a worldie... NIce

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 01 Feb 2016, 12:34 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Well you showed them in the right style Tino, by banging in a worldie... NIce

Bloody right mate.

How did the footy go? Win? Score?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 01 Feb 2016, 12:36 pm

I didn't score (though I set one up) and I like to think that football was the winner, but we raised a couple of grand for a local charity so well worth freezing my nads off for mate

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 01 Feb 2016, 12:39 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I didn't score (though I set one uop) and I like to think that football was the winner, but we raised a couple of grand for a local charity so well worth freezing my nads off for mate

Excellent. I see you as a tricky left winger. Dancing down the line and whipping in crosses for the big man up top.

A percentage of our fines go to charity. 75% goes to the club fund, and 25% goes to local charities so it isn't too bad.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 01 Feb 2016, 12:46 pm

Tino wrote:Excellent. I see you as a tricky left winger. Dancing down the line and whipping in crosses for the big man up top.

I was indeed on the left wing in the game Tino (though i normally play on the right)

Rugby seems like a bit to much like hard work for me mate, let alone being able to bang in a decisive try, at a pivotal moment that clearly turns the game...

by kingraf Mon 01 Feb 2016, 3:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:We won. My rugby team. We only went and f*cking won.

And I scored! I scored a f*cking try. I'd like to say it was a Raf style weaving run through open play beating defender after defender. But that would be a lie. I picked up a loose ball out of the side of a scrum and flopped over the line from 3 yards. They all count though.

First game we have won in 7.

F*cking brilliant.

I got fined again but they can't keep my spirits down. They can have the £10 the c*nts. We won a game.

I also do running commentary when I go on said runs
Steps one
Steps two
Try time
Big pants play from Raffy

Didn't actually score too many tries in rugby. Was a proper centre, not these nancy boys who stand in the wings waiting for glory

by **superflyweight** Mon 01 Feb 2016, 4:23 pm

kingraf wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:We won. My rugby team. We only went and f*cking won.

And I scored! I scored a f*cking try. I'd like to say it was a Raf style weaving run through open play beating defender after defender. But that would be a lie. I picked up a loose ball out of the side of a scrum and flopped over the line from 3 yards. They all count though.

First game we have won in 7.

F*cking brilliant.

I got fined again but they can't keep my spirits down. They can have the £10 the c*nts. We won a game.

I also do running commentary when I go on said runs
Steps one
Steps two
Try time
Big pants play from Raffy

Didn't actually score too many tries in rugby. Was a proper centre, not these nancy boys who stand in the wings waiting for glory

Are you allowed to run in Action Netball?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Feb 2016, 4:28 pm

superflyweight wrote:
kingraf wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:We won. My rugby team. We only went and f*cking won.

And I scored! I scored a f*cking try. I'd like to say it was a Raf style weaving run through open play beating defender after defender. But that would be a lie. I picked up a loose ball out of the side of a scrum and flopped over the line from 3 yards. They all count though.

First game we have won in 7.

F*cking brilliant.

I got fined again but they can't keep my spirits down. They can have the £10 the c*nts. We won a game.

I also do running commentary when I go on said runs
Steps one
Steps two
Try time
Big pants play from Raffy

Didn't actually score too many tries in rugby. Was a proper centre, not these nancy boys who stand in the wings waiting for glory

Are you allowed to run in Action Netball?

It's called passive flight.

by kingraf Tue 02 Feb 2016, 5:53 am

superflyweight wrote:
kingraf wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:We won. My rugby team. We only went and f*cking won.

And I scored! I scored a f*cking try. I'd like to say it was a Raf style weaving run through open play beating defender after defender. But that would be a lie. I picked up a loose ball out of the side of a scrum and flopped over the line from 3 yards. They all count though.

First game we have won in 7.

F*cking brilliant.

I got fined again but they can't keep my spirits down. They can have the £10 the c*nts. We won a game.

I also do running commentary when I go on said runs
Steps one
Steps two
Try time
Big pants play from Raffy

Didn't actually score too many tries in rugby. Was a proper centre, not these nancy boys who stand in the wings waiting for glory

Are you allowed to run in Action Netball?

Don't know. Can't remember much from that night other than being woken up after a knock out

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 6:52 am

Michaelsed.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 6:52 am

Morning all, (Shah) last day for Jeff? Are we expecting big things!

Sick

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 6:55 am

Secondment. Morning Ruf the puff and Rick the Shtick. Wild and windy here. Lot's of people missing from the culture cup yesterday. These benders are getting less reliable nowadays.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 7:01 am

Tino was in quite a bumptious mood after his rugger antics, but it was pretty flacid on here to be fair...

I was woken by my alarm for the first time for ages so still knackered at the moment...

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 7:01 am

Well Jeff might be expecting a baby considering the size of his gut but I think he just wants to blend in with the americans to prevent them putting TSMR over the shoulder and keeping her.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 7:08 am

rick_dagless wrote:Tino was in quite a bumptious mood after his rugger antics, but it was pretty flacid on here to be fair...

I was woken by my alarm for the first time for ages so still knackered at the moment...

Yeah I've had a couple nights like that. It's this feckin changeable weather. Normally you can sleep perfectly fine in a light sleep but your body adjusts for the noise sometime late in the night. Then tries to compensate for the restless sleep you had earlier in the night.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 7:30 am

I was having one of those dreams where you keep wanting to go back into it and must have fallen back into a deep sleep, pain in the @ss.

Shah wrote:Well Jeff might be expecting a baby considering the size of his gut but I think he just wants to blend in with the americans to prevent them putting TSMR over the shoulder and keeping her.

He needs to up his condescension level along with his cholesterol to fit in properly but there are some role models around here to take notes from if he needs to

by Rowley Tue 02 Feb 2016, 7:42 am

Morning notches, last day in it. Even villa choosing to ignore the transfer window has not dampened my mood.

You should not screw with me by the way. I watched Top Boy over the weekend. I'll go all menace to society up in here.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 7:50 am

Cos everybody hates a tourist, especially one who thinks it is such a laugh..... Morning benders. i threw a 17 darter yesterday.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 7:50 am

Rowley wrote:Morning notches, last day in it. Even villa choosing to ignore the transfer window has not dampened my mood.

You should not screw with me by the way. I watched Top Boy over the weekend. I'll go all menace to society up in here.

That's true failure

by Rowley Tue 02 Feb 2016, 7:53 am

Predictive text on phone Shah. Saw it but quite liked it so thought I'd leave it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 7:54 am

Isn't notch the guy who invented Minecraft?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Feb 2016, 7:56 am

Morning notches.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 7:59 am

Top notch entrance Tino

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 8:00 am

It will be beautiful to start the day with 'Fist Notches'

Eventually we will have a language all of our own.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Feb 2016, 8:00 am

Thanks rICk.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 8:02 am

Shah wrote:Eventually we will have a language all of our own.

We can than bask in the CC exclusivity and snobbery more than we do now!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 8:23 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:Eventually we will have a language all of our own.

We can than bask in the CC exclusivity and snobbery more than we do now!

More is better, unless you're Tino

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Feb 2016, 8:25 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:Eventually we will have a language all of our own.

We can than bask in the CC exclusivity and snobbery more than we do now!

More is better, unless you're Tino

Are you talking about my c*ck again?

I've told you Shah, I'm not PM'ing you pictures of it. You pervert.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 8:36 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:Eventually we will have a language all of our own.

We can than bask in the CC exclusivity and snobbery more than we do now!

More is better, unless you're Tino

Are you talking about my c*ck again?

I've told you Shah, I'm not PM'ing you pictures of it. You pervert.

If I was talking about your c*ck I would have written notch.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 8:57 am

I got 99 problems but a notch ain't one.

by Guest Tue 02 Feb 2016, 9:00 am

As I'm now here, can we consider these bonus notches?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 9:00 am

seanmichaels wrote:I got 99 problems but a notch ain't one.

Truth at last.

by Adam D Tue 02 Feb 2016, 9:02 am

How many bitches do you have on your bedpost?

by Guest Tue 02 Feb 2016, 9:04 am

As my hearing's bad I occasionally have to ask the wife to turn the tv up a bitch.

She thinks I'm insulting her in an Italian accent

by **superflyweight** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 9:24 am

Buenos Notches

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 9:39 am

It is a not chilly here today, the wind is biting

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 9:42 am

rick_dagless wrote:It is a not chilly here today, the wind is biting

The difference between you and Rowley, Rowley's got style*

(The apocalypse beckons)

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 9:45 am

I have never been accused of being stylish Shah, so no surprise there...

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 9:57 am

You've never worn a m*nb*g either so it's possible you've got the better end of the deal

by Guest Tue 02 Feb 2016, 10:04 am

superflyweight wrote:Buenos Notches

Keep up Super, I did that one (to nary a titter I might add, nary a titter)

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 10:16 am

Shah wrote:You've never worn a m*nb*g either so it's possible you've got the better end of the deal

Or had a Radox bath, something which I really feel I should rectify...

DAVE wrote:Keep up Super, I did that one (to nary a titter I might add, nary a titter)

I SALTS'd rather than LOL'd DAVE if that helps

by Guest Tue 02 Feb 2016, 10:23 am

Cheers Rick, I knew I could count on you.

by **superflyweight** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 10:33 am

DAVE667 wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Buenos Notches
Keep up Super, I did that one (to nary a titter I might add, nary a titter)

I noticed that after I posted Dave. I would have tittered had I seen it first. These idiots don't deserve us and our brilliant jokes and clever word play.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 10:54 am

I've got your back DAVE...

by Guest Tue 02 Feb 2016, 11:05 am

Cheers guys, just wish Tina was hear to make it a fabulous triumvirate of ~~unwavering~~ support

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Feb 2016, 11:13 am

DAVE667 wrote:Cheers guys, just wish Tina was hear to make it a fabulous triumvirate of ~~unwavering~~ support

Can't think of anything as good as "turning the tv up a bitch" or "Buenos Notches".

I p*ssed myself laughing out loud if that's any help.

by Adam D Tue 02 Feb 2016, 11:17 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Cheers guys, just wish Tina was hear to make it a fabulous triumvirate of ~~unwavering~~ support

Can't think of anything as good as "turning the tv up a bitch" or "Buenos Notches".

I p*ssed myself laughing out loud if that's any help.

screw the lot of you.

My bitch on the bedpost comment was equally as good, and visually hysterical. HYSTERICAL I tellz ya.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Feb 2016, 11:18 am

Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Cheers guys, just wish Tina was hear to make it a fabulous triumvirate of ~~unwavering~~ support

Can't think of anything as good as "turning the tv up a bitch" or "Buenos Notches".

I p*ssed myself laughing out loud if that's any help.

screw the lot of you.

My bitch on the bedpost comment was equally as good, and visually hysterical. HYSTERICAL I tellz ya.

Yep, to be fair that was excellent as well.

Well done to all three of you.

by Guest Tue 02 Feb 2016, 11:38 am

I, for one, am now delighted with the outcome. In celebration I may just pop out and disembowel someone whilst screaming "Take that, you notch!"

by Guest Tue 02 Feb 2016, 11:41 am

Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Cheers guys, just wish Tina was hear to make it a fabulous triumvirate of ~~unwavering~~ support

Can't think of anything as good as "turning the tv up a bitch" or "Buenos Notches".

I p*ssed myself laughing out loud if that's any help.

screw the lot of you.

My bitch on the bedpost comment was equally as good, and visually hysterical. HYSTERICAL I tellz ya.

Can I just say that I shall now be watching the remainder of "Making a Murderer" with that comment in mind...if it helps, which it probably doesn't.

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