The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Thu 21 Jan 2016, 2:25 pm

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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 12 Hugh-Jackman15

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 11:58 am

Just watched a "Mankad" runout in the cricket, what a sh!tty way to get someone out

by Guest Tue 02 Feb 2016, 12:07 pm

Sounds like a sporting thing Rick, not my cup of tea and peaking as a Liverpool fan who likes David Haye, my opinion on all matters sporting is as relevant as my thoughts on the latest hairdressing techniques

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 12:17 pm

It is about sport mate but not that sporting...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/35470796

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Feb 2016, 12:20 pm

rick_dagless wrote:It is about sport mate but not that sporting...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/35470796

What a w*nker. Unless he has given him a few warnings, that really is a sh*tty thing to do.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 12:27 pm

It really is, you would kind of expect better at a youth level as well

by **superflyweight** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 12:40 pm

I'd have beaten him to death with the bat. A proportionate response.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 1:15 pm

I agree supes, if that had happened in school you just would've clowned him with the bat.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Feb 2016, 2:17 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I agree supes, if that had happened in school you just would've clowned him with the bat.

I would have got Andy to pin him down and stick a finger in his arse. He wouldn't Mankad anyone again in a hurry.

Andy is a big lad. Fingers like baguettes.

by Guest Tue 02 Feb 2016, 2:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I agree supes, if that had happened in school you just would've clowned him with the bat.

I would have got Andy to pin him down and stick a finger in his arse. He wouldn't Mankad anyone again in a hurry.

Andy is a big lad. Fingers like baguettes.

Has he been introduced to Sean yet?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Feb 2016, 2:21 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I agree supes, if that had happened in school you just would've clowned him with the bat.

I would have got Andy to pin him down and stick a finger in his arse. He wouldn't Mankad anyone again in a hurry.

Andy is a big lad. Fingers like baguettes.
Has he been introduced to Sean yet?

He'd need to stick a leg up there to satisfy Sean.

by Guest Tue 02 Feb 2016, 2:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I agree supes, if that had happened in school you just would've clowned him with the bat.

I would have got Andy to pin him down and stick a finger in his arse. He wouldn't Mankad anyone again in a hurry.

Andy is a big lad. Fingers like baguettes.
Has he been introduced to Sean yet?

He'd need to stick a leg up there to satisfy Sean.

Jo Brand's leg!

by **seanmichaels** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 3:06 pm

rick_dagless wrote:It is about sport mate but not that sporting...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/35470796

That is terrible.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 3:13 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I agree supes, if that had happened in school you just would've clowned him with the bat.

I would have got Andy to pin him down and stick a finger in his arse. He wouldn't Mankad anyone again in a hurry.

Andy is a big lad. Fingers like baguettes.
Has he been introduced to Sean yet?

He'd need to stick a leg up there to satisfy Sean.
Jo Brand's leg!

Fill it with grapes - Pigeage in macrocosm - saves Sean the effort of drinking it.

by Guest Tue 02 Feb 2016, 3:18 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I agree supes, if that had happened in school you just would've clowned him with the bat.

I would have got Andy to pin him down and stick a finger in his arse. He wouldn't Mankad anyone again in a hurry.

Andy is a big lad. Fingers like baguettes.
Has he been introduced to Sean yet?

He'd need to stick a leg up there to satisfy Sean.
Jo Brand's leg!

Fill it with watermelons - Pigeage in macrocosm - saves Sean the effort of drinking it.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 02 Feb 2016, 5:09 pm

Just in case you didn't catch it Khan has just committed suicide by agreeing to fight Canelo Alvarez at 155

by Adam D Wed 03 Feb 2016, 6:26 am

Thirst nachos

by Rowley Wed 03 Feb 2016, 6:30 am

Buenos notches bitches.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 6:40 am

Word Notches.

Morning rick the trick, Adam the madam and Rowley the Jowly
What time you flying out Rowley?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 6:44 am

Morning campers, are we all well?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 6:47 am

Perfectomundo Dear Rick o Shea, It's bitterly cold outside and the wind is strong but peanuts in hand and red bull in the other has brought a lovely start to the day. Now the fallout begins.

Yourself?

by Rowley Wed 03 Feb 2016, 6:49 am

11.30 Shah. Just in hotel pottering about whilst TSMR gets ready. Holiday started well. Watched villa's on going endeavours to become a comedy sketch last night.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 6:53 am

Considering the travails of both Dinno and Aston Villa - teams who have counted on your support, you ever think about supporting Barcelona and Real madrid??

by Rowley Wed 03 Feb 2016, 6:53 am

I love airports. You can drink at 9 in the morning without being Scottish.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 6:56 am

Your holiday has started already jeff It's 2 am for you, you can drink anyway.

by Rowley Wed 03 Feb 2016, 6:56 am

Changing your football team is like changing your hairstyle Shah, is something only bell ends and southerners would consider doing. If I was going to change I'd be a Rotherham fan so very much a frying pan to fire situation.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 6:59 am

I have used that line many a time about airports.

Have a good time Jeff. Word of advice, out there fanny means bum.

Not your minge.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 7:03 am

Rowley wrote:Changing your football team is like changing your hairstyle Shah, is something only bell ends and southerners would consider doing. If I was going to change I'd be a Rotherham fan so very much a frying pan to fire situation.

I'm sorry to ruin your holiday Jeff. But I guess you should know before you go that I saw a man that was almost certainly Tino standing outside MK Dons stadium in the queue on sunday. The giveaway was he was surrounded by 5 children, one of whom was tugging at his hair and another who was stamping on his foot, screaming for Chips at the top of his voice.

by Adam D Wed 03 Feb 2016, 7:06 am

Explains why Sean was referred to by his American friends as a fanny magnet then.

by Adam D Wed 03 Feb 2016, 7:08 am

I'm flying to Paris on Friday. I won't be drinking at the airport. I am sophistimicated Welsh man.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 7:09 am

Adam D wrote:Explains why Sean was referred to by his American friends as a fanny magnet then.

HAHAAHAHAH

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 03 Feb 2016, 8:03 am

Adam D wrote:Explains why Sean was referred to by his American friends as a fanny magnet then.

That is excellent. Really lovely stuff.

That is the second time in two days you've made me l*l out loud. Has someone hacked your account?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 8:11 am

Racist

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 8:12 am

Probably GCHQ

by Guest Wed 03 Feb 2016, 9:15 am

Morning all, whilst I'll be cheering for him at the Euros, that Jamie Vardy is a real son of a notch.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 03 Feb 2016, 9:22 am

I was pretty angry last night so I smacked my notch up.

by Guest Wed 03 Feb 2016, 9:25 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I was pretty angry last night so I smacked my notch up.

Wouldn't one or all of your offspring have notch-slapped you in retaliation?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 03 Feb 2016, 9:26 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I was pretty angry last night so I smacked my notch up.
Wouldn't one or all of your offspring have notch-slapped you in retaliation?

I'll set the dog on them, Serial. She is a notch so very easy to train.

by Guest Wed 03 Feb 2016, 9:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I was pretty angry last night so I smacked my notch up.
Wouldn't one or all of your offspring have notch-slapped you in retaliation?

I'll set the dog on them, Serial. She is a notch so very easy to train.

Always good to have top bitch notch by your side

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 9:36 am

I am in the bath. The Sainsbury's stress away bath soak

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 03 Feb 2016, 9:38 am

seanmichaels wrote:I am in the bath. The Sainsbury's stress away bath soak

Listening to jazz?

by Guest Wed 03 Feb 2016, 9:52 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I am in the bath. The Sainsbury's stress away bath soak

Listening to jazz?

and using a pumice stone on his mangled troll feet

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 03 Feb 2016, 9:58 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I am in the bath. The Sainsbury's stress away bath soak

Listening to jazz?
and using a pumice stone on his mangled troll feet

Sean has probably inserted the shower head in his back passage.

by Guest Wed 03 Feb 2016, 10:04 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I am in the bath. The Sainsbury's stress away bath soak

Listening to jazz?
and using a pumice stone on his mangled troll feet

Sean has probably inserted the shower head in his back passage.

Surely there's a danger of the whole bath disappearing up there

by Adam D Wed 03 Feb 2016, 11:06 am

Was Rowley Jive Bunny?

I just found out they were from Rotherham. They mixed jazz together. How do you plead?

by Guest Wed 03 Feb 2016, 11:44 am

Adam D wrote:Was Rowley Jive Bunny?

I just found out they were from Rotherham. They mixed jazz together. How do you plead?

Sean used to do that at school. His mouth and bumhole were veritable vats of jazz

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 1:06 pm

Thai chicken and sweetcorn soup and cheese and onion French Fries... 7/10

by Guest Wed 03 Feb 2016, 1:16 pm

Fish Pie from The Aldi...my kids love 'em, so I thought I'd nick one out the freezer...Philistines...4/10

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 1:37 pm

4 Butter toast eggs beans and fish fingers. 2/10.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 1:53 pm

Low scoring lunch gents...

Sh1t on here today

by **superflyweight** Wed 03 Feb 2016, 1:54 pm

The off-topic section is mental - they appear to be turning their attentions to trying to rid Africa of the plight of female genital mutilation. Am sure they'll arrive at a sensible solution.

What about looking closer to home though and trying to solve the dull pain in Sean's left testicle?

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