The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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rick_dagless wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Why would they advise not to kill them? Not that anyone listens I guess but why would they advise that?

They keep the mosquito, cockroach, silverfish, etc... numbers in check. They are always open for spider donations from the general public for venom milking purposes.

Good answer. Very well said.

Cheers TLD, I learnt from the best...

I know that, but I just find it odd that there is actually specific advice on the subject.

It must be fact you actually have an arthropod world worth talking about.

Fist Notches.

Rain Rain go away, come back on another day, little Rick wants to play, Rain rain go away.

Morning Rapey Rick and Touchy TLD

How goes it?

Good morning Shah

Very well indeed. Another blisteringly hot day comes to a end as a gentle breeze now tickles my feet.

How are things your end? Hazy as usual?

I haven't had any hazy since the first weekend of new years. It's making me miserable. Will try and buy some this weekend and slowly but surely finish it over several weekends. Couple of ducks strutting across the waterlogged grass and into the puddles - ah they've spotted me and have fled back to the pond.

Can't wait for the place to look like this again.

Spoiler:

Morning gents, wetter than a wet thing out there today, which invariably means nob head drivers everywhere....

ShahenshahG wrote:I haven't had any hazy since the first weekend of new years. It's making me miserable. Will try and buy some this weekend and slowly but surely finish it over several weekends. Couple of ducks strutting across the waterlogged grass and into the puddles - ah they've spotted me and have fled back to the pond.

Can't wait for the place to look like this again.

Spoiler:

l*l

I was asking about the weather.

Photo looks nice. Didn't realise you lived in a Galted community.

Some threatening clouds nearby but not a chance of rain here unfortunately. Will have to wait until Tuesday... or Thursday next week.

Soaking here too rick. Prefer it to the chill over the last few weeks though, I can at least drive without my hand sticking to the steering wheel.

Morning all.

Morning Twitchy Tino. All good in the Tino household? TLD don't you get crazy rain over there once the clouds break? I always wanted to get caught up in some extreme weather conditions but never got the chance apart from a bit of torrential rain, heavy winds and heavy snow all relative to England's rather mild climate.

Morning Tino...

Marvelous mate.

How is the Shah household? All the wives ok?

All bar one who is heavily up the duff. Complaining constantly but if she had taken her pill like I commanded she wouldn't need to take anusol now.

ShahenshahG wrote:All bar one who is heavily up the duff. Complaining constantly but if she had taken her pill like I commanded she wouldn't need to take anusol now.

Bloody hell, Shah. It's too early to think about you bumming someone.

L*L out loud...

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Twitchy Tino. All good in the Tino household? TLD  don't you get crazy rain over there once the clouds break? I always wanted to get caught up in some extreme weather conditions but never got the chance apart from a bit of torrential rain, heavy winds and heavy snow all relative to England's rather mild climate.

We do get crazy rain, Shah.

Usually when the northern monsoon season breaks down and the cloud bands form in the centre of the continent - like now. Qld, SA and Victoria are presently copping the thunderstorms associated with the mixing of the tropical warm air from the north with the cooler stuff from the south.
It will probably drift towards the east coast next week - then we may get that unbelievable heavy rain.

It's just so dry... yet so humid (strange?) and bloody hot right now. I've put my feet in a tub of water again this evening. They dry out in under 5 mins after a shower. It's as soothing as a Radox bath is for Jeff.  I keep forgetting to apply the cream to hold the moisture in - as the missus has directed me to do whilst she's away.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:All bar one who is heavily up the duff. Complaining constantly but if she had taken her pill like I commanded she wouldn't need to take anusol now.

Bloody hell, Shah.  It's too early to think about you bumming someone.

I'm rather concerned about the fact that you're amenable to thinking about me bumming someone later in the day.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:All bar one who is heavily up the duff. Complaining constantly but if she had taken her pill like I commanded she wouldn't need to take anusol now.

Bloody hell, Shah.  It's too early to think about you bumming someone.

I'm rather concerned about the fact that you're amenable to thinking about me bumming someone later in the day.

Anything goes in my mind once 10:30 am has passed.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Twitchy Tino. All good in the Tino household? TLD  don't you get crazy rain over there once the clouds break? I always wanted to get caught up in some extreme weather conditions but never got the chance apart from a bit of torrential rain, heavy winds and heavy snow all relative to England's rather mild climate.

We do get crazy rain, Shah.

Usually when the northern monsoon season breaks down and the cloud bands form in the centre of the continent - like now. Qld, SA and Victoria are presently copping the thunderstorms associated with the mixing of the tropical warm air from the north with the cooler stuff from the south.
It will probably drift towards the east coast next week - then we may get that unbelievable heavy rain.

It's just so dry... yet so humid (strange?) and bloody hot right now. I've put my feet in a tub of water again this evening. They dry out in under 5 mins after a shower. It's as soothing as a Radox bath is for Jeff.  I keep forgetting to apply the cream to hold the moisture in - as the missus has directed me to do whilst she's away.

That was almost raf like save the fact you didn't put the cream on. Some pictures would do nicely if you've the time when the storm breaks. I've heard they're rather spectacular to witness. The heaviest rain I've witnessed was in monsoon season in Pakistan. In our village the houses slope slightly inward to the road which is downhill so when it rains heavily it all gathers to form a river. Often it gets to about 3 foot high and is frightening at the speed with which it blasts downhill. Then the next morning a lush green overtakes the horizon and it's as if the hand of God has transformed the landscape while you were sleeping.

I think I shall go back next summer to see it again.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:All bar one who is heavily up the duff. Complaining constantly but if she had taken her pill like I commanded she wouldn't need to take anusol now.

Bloody hell, Shah.  It's too early to think about you bumming someone.

I'm rather concerned about the fact that you're amenable to thinking about me bumming someone later in the day.

Anything goes in my mind once 10:30 am has passed.

Waiting for confirmation that junior hasn't bunked school again?

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:All bar one who is heavily up the duff. Complaining constantly but if she had taken her pill like I commanded she wouldn't need to take anusol now.

Bloody hell, Shah.  It's too early to think about you bumming someone.

I'm rather concerned about the fact that you're amenable to thinking about me bumming someone later in the day.

Anything goes in my mind once 10:30 am has passed.

Waiting for confirmation that junior hasn't  bunked school again?

He wouldn't dare. Mrs Windows would tear him a new one.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:All bar one who is heavily up the duff. Complaining constantly but if she had taken her pill like I commanded she wouldn't need to take anusol now.

Bloody hell, Shah.  It's too early to think about you bumming someone.

I'm rather concerned about the fact that you're amenable to thinking about me bumming someone later in the day.

Anything goes in my mind once 10:30 am has passed.

Waiting for confirmation that junior hasn't  bunked school again?

He wouldn't dare.  Mrs Windows would tear him a new one.

Would explain Julius' absence nicely. One missed Zumba class and the ''5th beatle'' is dead.

Afternoon lads, how goes it in your respective fiefdoms?

Afternoon all, new bed arriving for my daughter today so dismantled my son's cot and shifted the toddler bed into his room in preparation for delivery sometime today between "oooh and well, I can't be exact, love!"

No doubt my wife will text me later asking me to get all shirty with the delivery people which as you all know is guaranteed to have them turn up late and sling the stuff up the stairs causing "accidental damage" to walls, doors, fixtures and fittings.

Were those last two sentences in relation to your wife's sex life?

My wife's sex life is a mystery to me.

DAVE667 wrote:My wife's sex life is a mystery to me.

Adam's wife's sex life isn't a mystery to me.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:My wife's sex life is a mystery to me.

Adam's wife's sex life isn't a mystery to me.

But Adams presence here is a mystery to us all. Amen.

https://youtu.be/WkfvL3Nz0SI

Now that is what I call a michaelsing.

Doubly-michaelsed, excellent work, Shah.

I have hit a hot streak of michaelsings lately now that Sean isn't here to deflect attention from all the posts that fall flat

Fist Notches.

Morning Rimbaud Rick and Tamarillo TLD

Rainy again. Tired as Feck and depressed as just made all the payments on payday and looks like another month of cheap cigarettes instead of the Bensons.

Wotcha Shah....

Just grey here today no rain, Lambert and Poverty for you then mate?

I have a whole day of chasing my tail, today, never a pleasure, always a chore, but almost the weekend, and going to Go Ape on Saturday which is always a laugh.

Morning all.

trying to get some of these whilst I have some time this morning

09 November 2002
That army has got some well nice trenches. (DW)
The top of them curtains are wrecked; all the material's worn. (HV)

Morning Tino

I know the first one rick if you'd like a bit of help.

A flowery lion that spreads it's seed wherever it may land, EDIT: Also a term applicable to Raf

What happens in the Rowley household when TSMR spills the radox in a fit of pique

99% of Sean's person.

I put them on here for all to get Shah so fire away! But I assume you mean Dandy Warhols?

Yes.

The other is Holly Valance

#oneteam...

23 November 2002
Karl's Mam submitted these:
This group would be good at doing your hair. (TP)
This group sound like dinosaurs. (TR) - T-Rex
This guy sounds soup-perb. (GC) - Glenn Campbell

Here's the official ones:
Stop throwing that fruit about. (CB) - Chuck Berry
That Scottish fella has made an error. (M)- McBusted
God, you can make a right load of toast with them. (G)

The Platters

toast/grill Gorillas?

Never heard of the Platters.

Gorillas - good shout.

The platters is old school music, great to listen to. Vocal music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FygIKsnkCw

One of their more successful tracks

Fair play, I kinda like that music to be honest

rick_dagless wrote:Fair play, I kinda like that music to be honest

Then you'll probably like the Drifters as well

Morning crazy notches

Morning sean. What's the latest?

Ham and mustard sarnie, leek and potato soup - 7/10

Afternoon sean, how goes the good fight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXwHquuzNg

For you Seany boy.

Craving some chips right now. Will settle for grilled chicken