The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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rick_dagless wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Why would they advise not to kill them? Not that anyone listens I guess but why would they advise that?

They keep the mosquito, cockroach, silverfish, etc... numbers in check. They are always open for spider donations from the general public for venom milking purposes.

Good answer. Very well said.

Cheers TLD, I learnt from the best...

I know that, but I just find it odd that there is actually specific advice on the subject.

It must be fact you actually have an arthropod world worth talking about.

Morning Jeffers (if you are still here)

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeffers (if you are still here)

Rowley wrote: I love Tina. I wish I could be more like him. He is the best poster on 606v2 without any question

He is still here, rICk.

Any plans for the long (long) weekend?

Practicing on the piano for me and some gym work. Wife has her driving test today so will spend some time consoling her after she fails so I can rub up on her before I go to the gym. What about you Tino?

ShahenshahG wrote:Practicing on the piano for me and some gym work. Wife has her driving test today so will spend some time consoling her after she fails so I can rub up on her before I go to the gym. What about you Tino?

Good luck to Mrs Shah.

Not much really, just various kids stuff. I tried to convince Mrs Windows that we should go to Spain but we have too much on apparently. Those lazy Spanish builders can have another relaxing weekend of doing f*ck all.

No rugby this weekend either so I can spend a Sunday morning walking without any pain for a change.

Buy yourself one of those rope ladders/draw one onto the ground and start training your footwork a bit, it'll help you move better and avoid/take hits better. Plus wear out the young uns a bit so you can relax.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeffers (if you are still here)

Rowley wrote: I love Tina.  I wish I could be more like him.  He is the best poster on 606v2 without any question

He is still here, rICk.

Any plans for the long (long) weekend?

Out with friends on the morrow, in the pub mainly, chilling on Saturday, Cinema on Sunday, and then out with my mother on Monday I think.

You?

Genuinely can't understand people who play rugby after school if they aren't getting paid. The pay off isn't worth the risks

kingraf wrote:Genuinely can't understand people who play rugby after school if they aren't getting paid. The pay off isn't worth the risks

Action. Netball. When you stop getting knocked out by Ivana Tipatruckova while playing girly sports, you can comment on manly pursuits and be taken seriously.

kingraf wrote:Genuinely can't understand people who play rugby after school if they aren't getting paid. The pay off isn't worth the risks

I can't understand men who dye the tips of their hair.

Even if I had hair I wouldn't dye it. Taking Mrs667 out to lunch at some point... probably around lunchtime!!!

Its dinnertime DAVE the one that comes between breakfast and teatime...

Gotta maintain the illusion that I'm a classy f*cker, Rick

DAVE667 wrote:Gotta maintain the illusion that I'm a classy f*cker,  Rick

You support Liverpool, live in Bradford and look like Vin Diesel after 8 kebabs. That ship sailed a long feckin time ago.

DAVE667 wrote:Gotta maintain the illusion that I'm a classy f*cker,  Rick

Fair point... pie and peas then?

Piles and pleas more like. Think I shall rustle up a quiz.

Do it Shah...

1. The Japanese believed Earthquakes caused by underground what?
    2. All living things contain what?RICK
    3. The eyes of which animal have rectangular pupils?
    4. In Georgia what can you not keep in your bathtub?
    5. What is special about the hooded pitohui bird (New Guinea)?Tino
    6. What bird is sacred in Peru?RICK
    7. What animal head appears on the badge of the RCMP?
    8. A primate called a Galago has what more common name?
    9. What is the common name for a birds Ventriculus?
    10. In New York it is illegal shoot what from a moving trolley car?
    11. What animal comes in both spotted and striped varieties?
    12. Collective nouns a Blessing of what animal group?
    13. What are ratite birds the only ones not to do?RICK
    14. Rafflesia flowers smell like what to attract pollinators?
    15. What creature is the symbol of medicine?
    16. Collective nouns - A Down or Husk of what animals?
    17. What is unusual about the nobody crab?Rick
    18. What mythological animal was the insignia of UK Airborne WW II?TINO
    19. Which creature appears on the Samoan flag?
    20. Collective nouns - a smuck of what?

1. If Tino Was a Chubby Chaser - These would give him a Permanent Erection
3. There's not a mark on my face and I just turned 22 years old
4. China, I just want my Banana cache Back
5. BellaDonna Tino
7. Fight in the streets to the end
8. Ol Dubya's Love child
9. Paul Daniels rhyming invite to his lovnely assistant sean, Hey - I'm a wizard, get this down your...
10. Cockney Nuns
11. Particularly potent waccy baccy
12. A right d*ckhead in mythology
14. Dave's Cellar
15. IDS
16. Pulling a Rabbit out of a hat
17. Perpetual state of Sean's pants. Rick
18. Have a laptop bang to rightsTINO
19. It's not a seagull, but could be legal
20. Crazy little Thang called love

1. Dragons
2. Carbon
4. Dead Hookers Crocodiles
6. Condor

1 - You racist c*nt
2. Correct
4 - That's florida
6 - Correct

ShahenshahG wrote:
    14. Rafflesia flowers smell like what to attract pollinators?

Raf's m*n-bag?

18 - Pegasus

Years of reading WWII books. I'm reading another one at the moment about a black ops SAS mission in the Vosges mountains in 1944. F*cking great stuff.

10 - Spunk

5 - I think they are the only poisonous bird in the world? Something like that. I have it in my mind that they eat poisonous frogs and then secrete the poison themselves or something along those lines.

17. see through

13 - fly?

13 - anal?

1. The Japanese believed Earthquakes caused by underground what?
    2. All living things contain what?RICK
    3. The eyes of which animal have rectangular pupils?
    4. In Georgia what can you not keep in your bathtub?
    5. What is special about the hooded pitohui bird (New Guinea)?Tino
    6. What bird is sacred in Peru?RICK
    7. What animal head appears on the badge of the RCMP?
    8. A primate called a Galago has what more common name?
    9. What is the common name for a birds Ventriculus?
    10. In New York it is illegal shoot what from a moving trolley car?
    11. What animal comes in both spotted and striped varieties?
    12. Collective nouns a Blessing of what animal group?
    13. What are ratite birds the only ones not to do?RICK
    14. Rafflesia flowers smell like what to attract pollinators?
    15. What creature is the symbol of medicine?
    16. Collective nouns - A Down or Husk of what animals?
    17. What is unusual about the nobody crab?Rick
    18. What mythological animal was the insignia of UK Airborne WW II?TINO
    19. Which creature appears on the Samoan flag?
    20. Collective nouns - a smuck of what?

1. If Tino Was a Chubby Chaser - These would give him a Permanent Erection
3. There's not a mark on my face and I just turned 22 years old
4. China, I just want my Banana cache Back
5. BellaDonna Tino
7. Fight in the streets to the end
8. Ol Dubya's Love childRick
9. Paul Daniels rhyming invite to his lovnely assistant sean, Hey - I'm a wizard, get this down your...
10. Cockney Nuns
11. Particularly potent waccy baccy
12. A right d*ckhead in mythology
14. Dave's CellarRick
15. IDS
16. Pulling a Rabbit out of a hat and Cuniculture are what kind of schemes?
17. Perpetual state of Sean's pants. Rick
18. Have a laptop bang to rightsTINO
19. It's not a seagull, but could be legalRick
20. Crazy little Thang called love

Tino 5,18 correct
Rick 13, 17 correct

14. Rotting meat?

8. bush baby?

Both correct.

19. eagle...

correct l*l. took you a while

http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/24/11297050/tay-microsoft-chatbot-racist

This is cool, wonder how it would get on in the offtopic section?

Give him 5 mins with me and I could take over the world.

I genuinely wonder how it would get on, on here (as in CC) As it would not be able to discern between jokes/sarcasm and vitriol, so would really send it screwy.

rick_dagless wrote:I genuinely wonder how it would get on, on here (as in CC)  As it would not be able to discern between jokes/sarcasm and vitriol, so would really send it screwy.

If we could control it, we could set it on azania and keep him occupied for eternity.

if you can look on sky news at this very moment - you'll see a woman who doesn't smile very much and it shows on her face

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:I genuinely wonder how it would get on, on here (as in CC)  As it would not be able to discern between jokes/sarcasm and vitriol, so would really send it screwy.

If we could control it, we could set it on azania and keep him occupied for eternity.

Haha getting in really heated arguments with something using flawed logic against him

15 - Snake

Correct.

Happy Easter lads. May the Easter cunny visit you this weekend. Amen

And you, pal.

All the best.

Not going yet Tino but thanks for the well wishes. Was more for Rick, Rowley, Dolphin, Alistair, Dave, Galted,Galtova,Galtomir and GG's benefit. Julius/fly/sean/Union/TLD/Hero/Kingraf/C&R/ have abandoned us so they can p*ss right off.

Happy Easter notches. To celebrate this most holy and special of days I can think of no more appropriate song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y79ojRA3Kcc

This video is not available.

Thanks rowley

Ok. Managed to find a working video.









It's shi*e.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUClz04jhGs

This might appeal to the jazzist in you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEBKksupBVA

Now this will really appeal to the Jazzists amongst us. Pure Davis, Pure Genius.

For the philistines that are not jazzists you can have some of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxUSQC-KAHM

From the best live album ever, bar none.