The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Great idea, Rick. Like windscreen wipers on a duck's butt.

What's occurring around here this fine day 'stair?

As Bob Marley would say... 'sun is shining, weather is sweet, yeah'.

Bikes gone in for a service so hopefully be out on that over the weekend.

How about you? Got any interest in the Guineas this weekend?

What bike do you have mate?

Not had a look yet Alistair what you thinking?

Though well impressed with Sprinter over the weekend and glad he is back, and missed out on a 12-1 at the Punchestown festival because didn't have time to get it on bus hasta la vista and all that..

Seems like the insect (bird for Julius) fact is a winner today.

Excellent.

Morning Alistair/riCK

It's a peddle bike, not a motorbike....

Air Force Blue is obviously the clear favourite, but i like the look of Marcel. Minding for the 1000, but Alice Springs could pull a shock as the O'Brien 3rd string.

Did Sprinter run again? I see Vautour lost to Gods Own.

Sprinter beat unde Sechaux and sire de grugy and dodging bullets bt a good 14 lengths...

Yeah I saw that, the bookies making some money back after Cheltenham.

I will have a look at the guineas today mate and let you know...

Yeah, need to get a good ante-post in, maybe an arbitrage or ATS. Problem with bankers is that they can get backed-in, but definitely avoid the backwards. Be good if you can back a Bismarck, but of course, you still have to pay the Ajax in the end.

That's some result, and yes, great to have him back!

Absolutely, Jules.

We are picking up a new pet at the weekend.

A corn snake. I know I will spend the next 6 months fighting the temptation to put the snake in with the spider and watch them battle.

I probably won't though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:We are picking up a new pet at the weekend.  

A corn snake.  I know I will spend the next 6 months fighting the temptation to put the snake in with the spider and watch them battle.

I probably won't though.

A friend of mine has a corn snake, and it is regularly out when I am round, it is quite a tactile and friendly beast, but they grow pretty large.

I would imagine the snake and the spider would just ignore the hell out of each other and chow down on the frozen mice and crickets...

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:We are picking up a new pet at the weekend.  

A corn snake.  I know I will spend the next 6 months fighting the temptation to put the snake in with the spider and watch them battle.

I probably won't though.

A friend of mine has a corn snake, and it is regularly out when I am round, it is quite a tactile and friendly beast, but they grow pretty large.

I would imagine the snake and the spider would just ignore the hell out of each other and chow down on the frozen mice and crickets...

Yeah, they are lovely things. We have all the gear at home now, all set up and ready. Just need to pick her up on Saturday.

I could torment them both by not feeding them for ages. They might battle each other then.

Give it a go mate, video the results, post on here.

Probably set the offtopic section alight...

I've alerted PETA.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I've alerted PETA.

They're not invited.

What's a Blue Peter dog got to do with it?

Tino, are you the lad that let his snake eat his cat and filmed it?

Alistair wrote:Tino, are you the lad that let his snake eat his cat and filmed it?

Presumably he is out find a Cat fo

Actually that is beneath me so I will stop...

Alistair wrote:Tino, are you the lad that let his snake eat his cat and filmed it?

No mate. I f*cking hate cats (not enough to let a snake eat one) so I wouldn't have one as a pet in the first place.

The posting of the internet hate crime of disliking cats has killed the thread...

I check back in on lunch to be greeted with Alistair slagging the Kinks off and Tina slagging cats off. There are very few things I could say I genuinely love in life but those are two of them. (cats I only really like my own, but you get the general idea) this is not a good start to the afternoon.

Rowley wrote:I check back in on lunch to be greeted with Alistair slagging the Kinks off and Tina slagging cats off. There are very few things I could say I genuinely love in life but those are two of them. (cats I only really like my own, but you get the general idea) this is not a good start to the afternoon.

They are just too snooty and pretentious, Jeff. Basically the snob of the animal kingdom.

They remind me of the people I work with.

Although I’m sure your cat is an exception.

I like the Kinks, hence blaming the audio quality.

Sorry Rowley, it's just about to get worse. I wholeheartedly recommend that after coming home from the gym having worked on your triceps not to w*nk to a milf wife + babysitter threesome video. Your groin will thank you but you'll be unable to repeat the performance for a few days after.

Coming home from the what Shah, you've lost me.

The Jhime homer

Good video was it, Shah?

Ward v Kovalev has been signed....

Nice.

rick_dagless wrote:Ward v Kovalev has been signed....

Nice.

Good feckin lord. Why are all the good fights starting to happen now? Mayweathers genuine retirement?

Alistair wrote:Good video was it, Shah?

Spunktacular

rick_dagless wrote:Ward v Kovalev has been signed....

Nice.

Boxing for the hard of hearing - I approve.

Buttered Baked potatoes with cheese, tuna mayo and hot beans on top

8/10

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Ward v Kovalev has been signed....

Nice.

Boxing for the hard of hearing - I approve.

Better than anything involving Tyson Fury - Boxing for the hard of thinking

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Ward v Kovalev has been signed....

Nice.

Boxing for the hard of hearing - I approve.

Nice work Jules...

Pie and chips, 1/10 the taste was fine, but it wasn't a pie, it was a casserole with a pastry lid...

Which as I am sure you will all agree, is Not. A. F***ing. Pie

The stuff you learn nowadays. I'd never heard of the Havaara agreement before livingstone mentioned it. Tories going to win next election by default.

I think I'll move to Canada and join the republicans there once hillary has been elected

ShahenshahG wrote:I think I'll move to Canada and join the republicans there once hillary has been elected

Have you seen the Canadian PM?

He is a handsome fellow by any standards. Mrs Windows get a wide on for him regularly.

rick_dagless wrote:Pie and chips, 1/10 the taste was fine, but it wasn't a pie, it was a casserole with a pastry lid...

Which as I am sure you will all agree, is Not. A. F***ing. Pie

If I had a café I'd served casserole and then charge hipster c*nts and extra £3 and call it a lid-less pie

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I think I'll move to Canada and join the republicans there once hillary has been elected

Have you seen the Canadian PM?

He is a handsome fellow by any standards.  Mrs Windows get a wide on for him regularly.  

He's also feckin clever so I'm wondering why the feck we've ended up with Cameron

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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I think I'll move to Canada and join the republicans there once hillary has been elected

Have you seen the Canadian PM?

He is a handsome fellow by any standards.  Mrs Windows get a wide on for him regularly.  

Do we really want out women getting a "wide on"? A "wet on", yes, but "wide"..no thanks!

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I think I'll move to Canada and join the republicans there once hillary has been elected

Have you seen the Canadian PM?

He is a handsome fellow by any standards.  Mrs Windows get a wide on for him regularly.  

Do we really want out women getting a "wide on"? A "wet on", yes, but "wide"..no thanks!

She needs to be wide, Serial.

Did you accidently edit your whole comment and leave only a full stop Tino?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I think I'll move to Canada and join the republicans there once hillary has been elected

Have you seen the Canadian PM?

He is a handsome fellow by any standards.  Mrs Windows get a wide on for him regularly.  

Do we really want out women getting a "wide on"? A "wet on", yes, but "wide"..no thanks!

She needs to be wide, Serial.

So you can put her in front of the door when Jr's been naughty?

ShahenshahG wrote:Did you accidently edit your whole comment and leave only a full stop Tino?

I just f*cked the whole thing up, Shah.

Made a proper Michaels of it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Did you accidently edit your whole comment and leave only a full stop Tino?

I just f*cked the whole thing up, Shah.

Made a proper Michaels of it.

At least he's wide enough to fit in with the follow up comments so claim it as a subtle witticism

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Pie and chips, 1/10 the taste was fine, but it wasn't a pie, it was a casserole with a pastry lid...

Which as I am sure you will all agree, is Not. A. F***ing. Pie

If I had a café I'd served casserole and then charge hipster c*nts and extra £3 and call it a lid-less pie

Irritating thing SERIAL, is that it would F***ing work...

Along with a plate of crisps which would be a "Breadless Crisp Sandwich"

You should have ripped their eyelids off and put em atop the casserole as a warning to future caterers

Are you tired again mate?

Yes. Yes I am. One more shift to midnight and back to normal tommorow