The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Great idea, Rick. Like windscreen wipers on a duck's butt.

You work some funny hours?

Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

I have never had sexual relations with Tino or his offspring

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

I have never had sexual relations with Tino or his offspring

As if we could prove otherwise.

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

I have never had sexual relations with Tino or his offspring

As if we could prove otherwise.

I just thought the twins needed a good wash, now I'm not so sure.

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

I have never had sexual relations with Tino or his offspring

As if we could prove otherwise.

If I had done tino I would have known he was a eunuch and his offspring aren't as helpless as our usual victims.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

I have never had sexual relations with Tino or his offspring

As if we could prove otherwise.

I just thought the twins needed a good wash, now I'm not so sure.

That was disgusting but funny

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

I have never had sexual relations with Tino or his offspring

As if we could prove otherwise.

I just thought the twins needed a good wash, now I'm not so sure.

l*l

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/y4GM2HjePUY

Morning.

I watched Summer Afternoon last night, the musical about The Kinks. It was bloody good. Did get a bit annoyed at the end after the applause, thought it was finished but they sang Lola with the audience up on their feet, I ended up in a f*cking awkward position trying not to look like the lone sad-arse remaining seated while simultaneously holding my jacket against my lap trying not to spill anything as I'd just opened a pocket to look for my phone and couldn't close it. They did a couple more songs after and I developed a serious upper leg cramp.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.

Earthworms don't have feet. They have setae.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Seems like the insect (bird for Julius) fact is a winner today.

Excellent.

Morning Alistair/riCK

Earthworms aren't insects.

https://youtu.be/FktG4hLz5DY

Today's song does not forget a birthday.

Scond notches.

Happiest of birthdays to TSMR and TBMW

Morning Rowley. All good? Did you end up buying her something?

Morning mate. Yes, bought her a ring

Rowley wrote:Morning mate. Yes, bought her a ring

After destroying her's at 00:01 this morning? Or an actual ring that you paid money for to a jeweller?

Don't be crude shah, you're not Sean. A Pandora one, she collects them.

Rowley wrote:Don't be crude shah, you're not Sean. A Pandora one, she collects them.

True but his absence is keenly felt (by dolphins nob) so I thought I'd provide a little levity as it seems like he in miserly mode at the moment. Did you check it against her current collection?

Good morning.

The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.

That's uncommon

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.

That's uncommon

You don't have to say that twice

What are we all doing for the long weekend?

Piano, Gym and w*nking ineffectually with the left hand. Possibly also whipsnade if it gets a bit warmer. What about you? Apart from stewing over a sh*t fact.

ShahenshahG wrote:Piano, Gym and w*nking ineffectually with the left hand. Possibly also whipsnade if it gets a bit warmer. What about you? Apart from stewing over a sh*t fact.

Same as you other than the piano, gym and Whipsnade.

Are we getting the fact that you owe us for today or do you think you can get away with repeating one you've already used this week?

Have I really used it already?

For the sake of f*ck, my memory is shot to bits.

Dragonflies can fly up to 50 miles per hour.

Who shall we believe - Tino, who yesterday tried to convince us that an earthworm is an insect, or http://dragonflywebsite.com/dragonfly-facts.cfm

I didn't try to convince anyone, I just made a mistake putting 'insect' instead of 'bug'. It has always been the 'bug' fact of the day.

Hello all

Great fact Tino.

That's similar to my "mosquito can fly up to 25-30 km/h" one a few weeks ago.
I can understand a decent sized dragonfly has got a much more powerful engine than a poor little mozzie.

Unseasonably warm here still.

LD, how is the Winkle after your unfortunate incident?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:LD, how is the Winkle after your unfortunate incident?

The swelling has subsided now. Glad to be out of hospital.

How's your unconnected vas deferens?

You can get it reconnected (maybe on holidays in Spain or some such place) but I can understand if that isn't on your To Do list.

You're probably totally indeferens to the idea. Am I right?

We are all deferen to your superior knowledge on this LD

The Loaded Dog wrote:How's your unconnected vas deferens?

If only one testicle is functional, does it really make a vas deferens?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:How's your unconnected vas deferens?

If only one testicle is functional, does it really make a vas deferens?

Prostrately not.

Is slightly north of Nottingham considered the north or still just south of?

Couple of English blokes in the new office. They say Construction instead on c'nstrct'n.

Actually one is from Lincolnshire. He seems quite flat most of the time. Only one pinnacle he aspires to but he doesn't give much away.

The Loaded Dog wrote:Actually one is from Lincolnshire. He seems quite flat most of the time. Only one pinnacle he aspires to but he doesn't give much away.

Obviously it'll be to try and convince people he's actually from Yorkshire...the highest of all aspirations

DAVE667 wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Actually one is from Lincolnshire. He seems quite flat most of the time. Only one pinnacle he aspires to but he doesn't give much away.

Obviously it'll be to try and convince people he's actually from Yorkshire...the highest of all aspirations

but only if enslaving and raping 13 year old girls is your thing.

superflyweight wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Actually one is from Lincolnshire. He seems quite flat most of the time. Only one pinnacle he aspires to but he doesn't give much away.

Obviously it'll be to try and convince people he's actually from Yorkshire...the highest of all aspirations

but only if enslaving and raping 13 year old girls is your thing.    

Still seems better than drinking yourself into an early grave or taking a Stanley knife to the face of someone who suggests that a heroin and fried food diet might not be the best option

I'm planning on drinking myself into an early grave this evening. Just managed to get the contract from hell signed after weeks of working late nights, early mornings and weekends.

I'd have brought back a couple of cans from the Tesco when I popped out at lunchtime, but there's a couple of English people in our office and they might get offended.

Only if they were southern.

Probably still in shock that he wasn't already sh!tfaced/dead

What did you buy TBMW Tino?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:How's your unconnected vas deferens?

If only one testicle is functional, does it really make a vas deferens?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I didn't try to convince anyone, I just made a mistake putting 'insect' instead of 'bug'.  It has always been the 'bug' fact of the day.

I've noticed your attention to detail and was very happy to have the opportunity of pouncing after weeks of waiting for a mistake.

I don't think that worms are bugs either, but I won't mention it as you deserve better for your attempts to make us more knowledgeable, and thus better, people.

I love you Tino.

Chloe Madeley and Brian May have been successfully c*nted with a smattering of support.

Thank you for May Galted. I am truly appreciative.

Rowley wrote:Thank you for May Galted. I am truly appreciative.

It's only the end of April, Jeff.