The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

I hope Jules is quick enough to get the thread split with one of his puns. Would hate it to be something tedious.

Rowley wrote:I hope Jules is quick enough to get the thread split with one of his puns. Would hate it to be something tedious.

I'll do what I can Jeff, before some other t0sser gets in there with a useless one.

ShahenshahG wrote:I was talking to him this morning Julius but then remembered that it might just be that Dave now has his phone.

The dreadful spelling and grammar would be a dead giveaway.

Morning all, the Olympics officially starts today and I genuinely couldn't give, to quote Jamie Lanister, a dusty f*ck!

North Atlantic Cod (barely the size of a smartphone) with burnt chips, liquid peas and tartare sauce.

Taste: Absolutely Sublime - 9/10
Texture: Crispy Cod and Crispy chips - 9/10
Portion size: PHUCKING TINY 3/10

Overall 7/10

Shah, you are basically a greedy phat phucker and it's time you admitted it

Phuck you Immac head. You're a man of the north ostensibly, you'd have laid waste to the entire region if you'd been given a cod you could fit in one hand.

Maybe I have hand's like Pat Jennings

DAVE667 wrote:Maybe I have hand's like Pat Jennings

Your constant mistakes while using the phone suggests you have hands like Gary Coleman

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Maybe I have hand's like Pat Jennings

Your constant mistakes while using the phone suggests you have hands like Gary Coleman

"Suggest" not "suggests", you chubby fingered idiot

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Maybe I have hand's like Pat Jennings

Your constant mistakes while using the phone suggests you have hands like Gary Coleman

"Suggest" not "suggests", you chubby fingered idiot

Thanks, you sanded walnut.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Maybe I have hand's like Pat Jennings

Your constant mistakes while using the phone suggests you have hands like Gary Coleman

"Suggest" not "suggests", you chubby fingered idiot

Thanks, you sanded walnut.

You're welcome, you corpulent imbecile

Cromulent on here in my absence, who got the split?

Fist notches.

https://youtu.be/slpCwtrH5uQ

Morning Rick. Nice to see our collective football based misery continues.

Indeed Jeff, we appear to have started how we finished, a lot of endeavour with little end product. Though I thought overall we played OK, but if you can't score you do not deserve to win...

How was the weekend?

Alright mate. Went to the game yesterday. Result aside nice to go to a game and be able to have a drink. Should find out about the new house today, accepted an offer on ours Friday. Did you get up to much?

Watched the game on Friday, drank on Saturday, chilled on Sunday, like a poor mans Craig David really.

Did you watch Ward?

No, have not got boxnation. TSMRs parents have a dodgy sky box so I can watch fights if I want, but don't want to abuse their hospitality. I only tend to record the unmissable ones. This did not qualify.

I didn't see it either, as much as I like and respect Ward, he is not a stay up all night to watch kind of fighter... Would imagine I would for the Kovalev fight though.

If that ends up on boxnation will definitely record that. Think it will be a stinker but is a proper fight.

I hope that Kovalev wins to be honest, and then Stevenson steps up.

You are destined to be disappointed on a number of levels there Rick.

Oh, morning all, watched with shock and delight as Liverpool trounced a fairly full strength Barcalona then read with little or no surprise that they couldn't be ar$ed playing the following day and got stuffed 4-0 by Mainz.

Sad to think that the best game we'll play all season has already happened!

Bored rigid with the seemingly collective w*nk-a-thon over Man Utd at the minute. Can see it only getting worse as the season progresses.

I suspect you are correct DAVE, my money will be on Ward and then watch as nothing much happens after that.

Got quite into the fencing (the sport not the DIY activity) yesterday, which was odd, but I guess the Olympics does that to you.

Have been watching gymnasts fall on their faces or break their legs and am planning to show the final montage to my four year old daughter who thinks it's funny to ignore her parents and gym teachers by rolling awkwardly on her neck. May even throw in the footage of those Dutch cyclists as a bonus and see how she f*cking likes that. Will also mention that that she won't be going to the paralympics either as punishment for not doing as she's told

Harsh but fair DAVE, there will be more yet, maybe some Christopher Reeve stuff too.

There is a very good chance that the combination of Inverdale, Balding and Irvine will drive me away from the Olympics before I discover which sport I'll become an expert in having never previously followed it. Last time it was archery.

Sport's loss is Wolfskin's gain I suppose, Galted.

DAVE667 wrote:Have been watching gymnasts fall on their faces or break their legs and am planning to show the final montage to my four year old daughter who thinks it's funny to ignore her parents and gym teachers by rolling awkwardly on her neck. May even throw in the footage of those Dutch cyclists as a bonus and see how she f*cking likes that. Will also mention that that she won't be going to the paralympics either as punishment for not doing as she's told

Ironically, the Russians won't be going for doing as they were told.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Have been watching gymnasts fall on their faces or break their legs and am planning to show the final montage to my four year old daughter who thinks it's funny to ignore her parents and gym teachers by rolling awkwardly on her neck. May even throw in the footage of those Dutch cyclists as a bonus and see how she f*cking likes that. Will also mention that that she won't be going to the paralympics either as punishment for not doing as she's told

Ironically, the Russians won't be going for doing as they were told.

Life is hard Jules, both she and the Russian Paralympic Federation better f*cking well get used to it.

Quiet on here, but as Tino is doing the cup 3.0, and DAVE is on the wrestling boards, I can see why.

The cup runneth under.

rick_dagless wrote:Quiet on here, but as Tino is doing the cup 3.0, and DAVE is on the wrestling boards, I can see why.

Wrasslin' Rick, you should know better. Also, never miss an opportunity to mention MOTORHEAD. At some stage I may mention that gymnastics would be improved by having the women do their floor routines to MOTORHEAD played at eardrum shattering levels whilst other gymnasts form a mosh pit...admittedly MOTORHEAD were never a mosh pit band but I'm just trying to liven up a pretty dull day. Still at least it's not as bad as when GLATED was following me around the boards trying to touch my virtual bum all day

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Quiet on here, but as Tino is doing the cup 3.0, and DAVE is on the wrestling boards, I can see why.

Wrasslin' Rick, you should know better. Also, never miss an opportunity to mention MOTORHEAD. At some stage I may mention that gymnastics would be improved by having the women do their floor routines to MOTORHEAD played at eardrum shattering levels whilst other gymnasts form a mosh pit...admittedly MOTORHEAD were never a mosh pit band but I'm just trying to liven up a pretty dull day. Still at least it's not as bad as when GLATED was following me around the boards trying to touch my virtual bum all day

There was nothing virtual about the way you were letting him.

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Quiet on here, but as Tino is doing the cup 3.0, and DAVE is on the wrestling boards, I can see why.

Wrasslin' Rick, you should know better. Also, never miss an opportunity to mention MOTORHEAD. At some stage I may mention that gymnastics would be improved by having the women do their floor routines to MOTORHEAD played at eardrum shattering levels whilst other gymnasts form a mosh pit...admittedly MOTORHEAD were never a mosh pit band but I'm just trying to liven up a pretty dull day. Still at least it's not as bad as when GLATED was following me around the boards trying to touch my virtual bum all day

There was nothing virtual about the way you were letting him.

There's having a sneaky feel and then there's whatever the hell that was.

Afternoon notches. Maxi fillet chicken burger with one piece chicken and a mixture of orangeade and limeade. 10/10

fat c*nt!!!!!!!!!!

Ham and cheese sarnie, Jalapeno crisps, 6/10 Douglas Bader had more kick in him than these crisps.

rick_dagless wrote:Ham and cheese sarnie, Jalapeno crisps, 6/10 Oscar Pistorius had more kick in him than these crisps.

Fixed that for ya, Rick

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Ham and cheese sarnie, Jalapeno crisps, 6/10 Oscar Pistorius had more kick in him than these crisps.

Fixed that for ya, Rick

Cheers mate, it is definitely more topical than a pilot in the war I guess.

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Ham and cheese sarnie, Jalapeno crisps, 6/10 Oscar Pistorius had more kick in him than these crisps.

Fixed that for ya, Rick

Cheers mate, it is definitely more topical than a pilot in the war I guess.

Especially given his "suicide attempt" this weekend

Unless he thought his own arms were trying to kill him, and as they didn't respond he just lashed out.

The suicide attempt failed because he was unable to kick the bucket.

I'm here all week folks - do remember to tip the waitresses.

superflyweight wrote:The suicide attempt failed because he was unable to kick the bucket.  

I'm here all week folks - do remember to tip the waitresses.  

Is what Oscar said as the guards took away his legs.

Morning Notches, all good in the hood?

Morning Shah, how's it swinging?

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Shah, how's it swinging?

Long and wide, yours?

Not so much mate, but I get by.

Looks like it is going to be scorchio around here for a while, which will be nice...

https://youtu.be/UcWjqWVZrbI

Morning all.

Morning Rowls, nice summer tune to kick things off this morning.

Yeah, sunny as feck but a brisk breeze for the moment. Sorry, got waylaid by the boss telling me about his weekend trip to the palace.

The stupid is strong in this place today, so could be a long day I reckon.

Anyone watching the Olympics and becoming an instant expert in random sports?

rick_dagless wrote:The stupid is strong in this place today, so could be a long day I reckon.

Anyone watching the Olympics and becoming an instant expert in random sports?

Yes. Even I, with my minutes of experience, could tell that some of the decisions against Kruse in the fencing the other night with nothing short of scandalous.