The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I hope Jules is quick enough to get the thread split with one of his puns. Would hate it to be something tedious.

Agreed Jules, thought he was nailed on for bronze, but thought the ref missed some key parrys. He should have gotten right in his face like in football, and asked what the C**T thought he was f***ing playing at, and does he want his blade up his arrris!

rick_dagless wrote:Agreed Jules, thought he was nailed on for bronze, but thought the ref missed some key parrys.  He should have gotten right in his face like in football, and asked what the C**T thought he was f***ing playing at, and does he want his blade up his arrris!

Foil not blade, you philistine.

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Agreed Jules, thought he was nailed on for bronze, but thought the ref missed some key parrys.  He should have gotten right in his face like in football, and asked what the C**T thought he was f***ing playing at, and does he want his blade up his arrris!

Foil not blade, you philistine.

A foil is a blade you god damn pagan... The foil describes the tip of the blade

The foil blade is no more than 90 cm in length with a blunted (or foiled) tip.

Anyone who has watched fencing as long as I have knows that! Dumbass.

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Agreed Jules, thought he was nailed on for bronze, but thought the ref missed some key parrys.  He should have gotten right in his face like in football, and asked what the C**T thought he was f***ing playing at, and does he want his blade up his arrris!

Foil not blade, you philistine.

A foil is a blade you god damn pagan...  The foil describes the tip of the blade

The foil blade is no more than 90 cm in length with a blunted (or foiled) tip.

Anyone who has watched fencing as long as I have knows that!  Dumbass.

You plastic fan, a Foil is a blade in the same way a football is a ball. Adequate but not precise, and precision is a key fundamental of fencing. The closest you've ever come to fencing is f*cking Ronseal.

Semantics you noob...

You merely fence illegal immigrants via Jeff, you know nothing about this regal sport.

Why not settle this once and for all with a fight? Foil v blade, loser gets to see his own innards.

Feel sorry for the guys who bought tickets for the ladies beach volleyball only to discover they were for the Egyptian team!

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Agreed Jules, thought he was nailed on for bronze, but thought the ref missed some key parrys.  He should have gotten right in his face like in football, and asked what the C**T thought he was f***ing playing at, and does he want his blade up his arrris!

Foil not blade, you philistine.

A foil is a blade you god damn pagan...  The foil describes the tip of the blade

The foil blade is no more than 90 cm in length with a blunted (or foiled) tip.

Anyone who has watched fencing as long as I have knows that!  Dumbass.

I don't blame you for your mistake there rick. Sometimes it can take hours to truly understand the nuances of fencing. A foil is the entire weapon, consisting of the blade, the bellguard and the grip (and a few assorted nuts, bolts and fasteners, the technical details of which I feel you're not yet ready for).

rick_dagless wrote:Semantics you noob...

You merely fence illegal immigrants via Jeff, you know nothing about this regal sport.

No self respecting fan of this sport of gentlemen would ever refer to another as a noob. Truly, you miscreant, you exemplar of the unenlightened and quintessence of the unwashed.

I'm not remotely interested in fencing therefore I'm happy to refer to both Shah and Rick as a pair of silly bickering c*nts and only Jules coming out of this with any credit

It is a fair point Jules, I just tried to dumb it down for Shah as he has no concept of the intricacies of this ancient sport, and in doing so went a bit off piste...

Morning DAVE.

Morning Rick, appreciate you efforts to educate Shah, but silk purses/sows' ears and all that

It is an uphill battle mate.

RE: The beach volleyball, you would indeed be devastated, I have also noticed that there is a lot more coverage of the women's, than the men's, so any argument to say is not all about the @55 is false.

Some seriously ragged-looking growler in the women's 7s, glad that's over.

DAVE667 wrote:I'm not remotely interested in fencing therefore I'm happy to refer to both Shah and Rick as a pair of silly bickering c*nts and only Jules coming out of this with any credit

Phuck you Deforested Gump.

Can't say I've been too impressed with the fencing either, should give them proper swords to liven it up. The suicide cycling's been the sport to watch so far.

Galted wrote:Can't say I've been too impressed with the fencing either, should give them proper swords to liven it up. The suicide cycling's been the sport to watch so far.

Closely followed by the self maiming gymnastics

Have to confess that I don't have what it takes to watch that clip.

Galted wrote:Have to confess that I don't have what it takes to watch that clip.

That guy's a f*cking legend, he was pictured yesterday walking with a zimmer frame

The British girl who landed on her neck is lucky to be walking at all.

Louis Smith needs to work on his self-maiming technique

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:Have to confess that I don't have what it takes to watch that clip.

That guy's a f*cking legend, he was pictured yesterday walking with a zimmer frame

The British girl who landed on her neck is lucky to be walking at all.

Louis Smith needs to work on his self-maiming technique

His topknot needs to get caught in the rings.

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:Have to confess that I don't have what it takes to watch that clip.

That guy's a f*cking legend, he was pictured yesterday walking with a zimmer frame

The British girl who landed on her neck is lucky to be walking at all.

Louis Smith needs to work on his self-maiming technique

His topknot needs to get caught in the rings.

And that stupid beard needs ripping off as well.

Good afternoon.

Hello

Sorry, Tino. I was so intent in letting rick michaels the thread that I did not return your greeting. Good afternoon. What news of CC 3.0?

I have sold my house and got the one I wanted. Thought I'd share this with you as I know some of you have quite literally been on tenterhooks. Welcome back Tina.

In other news I went to Rotherham Market Saturday and asked the woman on the produce counter for around £3.00 of cheddar. She put a big block on, looked how much that was worth and measured it out with the cheese wire, cut it, put my block back on and it was £2.99!

When I saw the £180 profit on Bargain Hunt I did not think my weekends could get any crazier but how wrong I was. God only knows what zaniness this forthcoming weekend will bring.

Congrats, Jeff, or whatever one says in such a situation. And about the house buying and selling as well.

Morning notches,

Congrats Jeff, the crucial question is: Did the candle go with the house?

Morning Rick, you untutored peasant.

Morning Shah you uncultured barbarian, unaccustomed to the fineries of modern western society. How is it going mate?

Nice one on the abode Jeff, is it off the main marching route of the Nazis? And not near any nonce hiding places?

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Shah you uncultured barbarian, unaccustomed to the fineries of modern western society.  How is it going mate?

Nice one on the abode Jeff, is it off the main marching route of the Nazis?  And not near any nonce hiding places?

You're from the North, in world war 2 the Jews were granting YOU asylum.

Not too bad, feeling very superior to you all today. My field of expertise in play today, Dressage. What about yourself?

We don't have showers up here mate, they would feel safer.

Today I am mainly going to be an expert in trap shooting and kayaking, and I am working in the North today so the air is sweet and the women are scary.

Having an argument with estate agents, they really are a bunch of tools who get money for feck all!

Who you fancying in the dressage, and are you happy that ex race horses are getting new jobs?

https://youtu.be/d8p933i6Rkk

Morning all. The candle goes with us. As you've seen the old house you may as well see the new one. https://www.onthemarket.com/details/2900559/

That is fecking lovely Jeff, you planning on a nipper?

Rick what's up with the estate agents, what are they charging you for?

lovely gaff Jeff nice one.

Mainly form filling, procrastination and general malaise Shah, we will have words today...

No shah. The room with the computer in the current house is meant to be a second bedroom, my books and general crap have put paid to that. Wanted something big enough to have a proper spare bedroom.

rick_dagless wrote:lovely gaff Jeff nice one.

Mainly form filling, procrastination and general malaise Shah, we will have words today...

Tear em a new one Rick and record it.

Rowley wrote:No shah. The room with the computer in the current house is meant to be a second bedroom, my books and general crap have put paid to that. Wanted something big enough to have a proper spare bedroom.

Was that your idea or TSMR's?

I am having estate agent woes Rick. We put the offer in on the new place Friday, did not hear anything until yesterday so spent the whole weekend stressing. Found out yesterday they had forgot to tell the vendors about the offer.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:No shah. The room with the computer in the current house is meant to be a second bedroom, my books and general crap have put paid to that. Wanted something big enough to have a proper spare bedroom.

Was that your idea or TSMR's?

I'd have never moved. I'm lazy as feck.

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:No shah. The room with the computer in the current house is meant to be a second bedroom, my books and general crap have put paid to that. Wanted something big enough to have a proper spare bedroom.

Was that your idea or TSMR's?

I'd have never moved. I'm lazy as feck.

Keep a sharp lookout for holes in your condom Jeff other than the one that is part of the design.

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/d8p933i6Rkk

Morning all. The candle goes with us. As you've seen the old house you may as well see the new one. https://www.onthemarket.com/details/2900559/

Lovely bath, Jeff. Perfect for those long, deep soaks with a bit of Radox and some J*zz.

Better than the tin one in your current place.

Morning all.

Morning Tino, Welcome back, did you finally get some progress with those Spanish builders.

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino, Welcome back, did you finally get some progress with those Spanish builders.

Morning mate. All things relative but things have progressed. Mrs Windows actually sorted them out when we were out there on our own a month or so back. She stormed off to their offices within 30 minutes of us arriving with me in her ear winding her up about them. No idea what she said or threatened to do, but they have certainly upped their game considerably. English builders would have had it done weeks ago.

How is young Hassan getting along.

Rather worried about him to be honest. He's already using his legs to move himself off the bed so I guess he's going to be strong lad. But the boy has a serenity about him that suggests an even temperament and therefore unlikely to follow my career path. Might get the 5 yr old a sex change. She's a right crazy bitch.

ShahenshahG wrote:She's a right crazy bitch.

They generally are.

I've put the wind up Rowley, he will be asking you for advice soon on a more permanent solution for his spunk.

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/d8p933i6Rkk

Morning all. The candle goes with us. As you've seen the old house you may as well see the new one. https://www.onthemarket.com/details/2900559/

The one on the right looks a lot better.

ShahenshahG wrote:I've put the wind up Rowley, he will be asking you for advice soon on a more permanent solution for his spunk.

He is a massive w*nker so I'm sure he'll be fine.

Morning all, given that Kayaking and "horse dancing" are taken, I'm gonna give rhythmic gymnastics a whirl which is ironic given I will be sub-specializing on the ribbon as opposed to the ball or hoop.

Delighted to hear Rowley has moved house, my days can now only be improved by listening to tales of how his new house is a f*cking DIY death trap and he's realized he's bought a real pig in a poke.

I watched 10-15 minutes of water polo at the last Olympics. Easily enough to take me to commentator-level expertise. Ask me anything.

What is an acceptable number of drowned horses per chukka?

JuliusHMarx wrote:I watched 10-15 minutes of water polo at the last Olympics. Easily enough to take me to commentator-level expertise. Ask me anything.

If you had to sleep with either Theresa May or Nicola Sturgeon, who would you slip it to?