The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I hope Jules is quick enough to get the thread split with one of his puns. Would hate it to be something tedious.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:I had hummus and Ryvita. Ryvita was a bit soggy but that didn't matter as hummus is soggy by nature.

You may as well have spent your lunch chewing a cardboard box.  

If a cardboard box was as delicious as a hummus-covered Ryvita I would do so.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:I had hummus and Ryvita. Ryvita was a bit soggy but that didn't matter as hummus is soggy by nature.

You may as well have spent your lunch chewing a cardboard box.  

Yeah but then he wouldnt have anywhere to sleep

He could live with the tramp that noshed him off.

superflyweight wrote:He could live with the tramp that noshed him off.  

Have you forgotten that Sean is homeless as well?

Tell me where to go, tell me what to do
I'll be right there for you
Tell me what to say, no matter if it's true
I'll say it all for you

I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is falling
Why am I so differently wired? Am I a martian?
What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in
Because I don't belong in this world
That's why I'm scoffing at authority, defying often
Flying off at the handle with my mom, no dad
So I'm non complying at home, at school I'm just shy and awkward
And no I don't need no goddamn psychologist
Trynna diagnose why I have all these underlying problems
Thinking he can try and solve them
I'm outside chalking up drawings on the sidewalk
And in the front drive talking to myself
Either that or inside hiding often to going somewhere quiet
Trying not to be noticed because I'm crying and sobbing
I had a bad day at school so I ain't talking
Some Sausage Swallower shoved me into a Frak locker

And he said that I eyeballed him

And if you fall, I'll get you there
I'll be your savior from

All the wars that are fought
Inside your world

Please have faith in my words
'Cause this is my legacy, legacy, here
This is my legacy, legacy, here
There's no guarantee, it's not up to me, you can only see

This is my legacy, legacy
Legacy, legacy
I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is falling

Why am I so differently wired in my nogging?
'Cause sporadic as my thoughts come, it's mind boggling
'Cause I obsess on everything and my mind is small Poopie
Bothers me but now my father, he said sayonara and then split
But I don't give a Poopie I'm fine as long as
There's batteries in my Walkman nothing is the matter with me
Poopie look at the bright side at least I ain't walking
I bike ride through the neighborhood of my apartment
Complex on a ten speed which I've acquired parts that I
Found in the garbage, a frame and put tires on it
Headphones on, straight ahead and kids tryin to start Poopie
But if this is all there is for me life offers
Why bother even try and put up a fight, it's nonsense
But I think a light bulb just lit up in my conscience
What about those rhymes I've been jottin'
They are kinda giving me confidence
Instead of tryina escape through my comics,
Why don't I just blast a little something like Onyx
To put me in the mood to wanna fight and write songs that
Say what I wanna say to the kid that said that I eyeballed him
Grab hold of my balls like that's right fight's on bitch

Who would've knew from the moment I turned the mic on
I could be iconic, and my conquest is
Is word to Phife Dawg from a Tribe Called Quest
This is my legacy, legacy, here

This is my legacy, legacy, here
There's no guarantee, it's not up to me, you can only see

This is my legacy, legacy
Legacy, legacy
I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is falling
Now I think the fact that I'm differently wired's awesome
'Cause if I wasn't I wouldn't be able to work

Words like this and connect lines like crosswords
And use my enemy's words as strength
To try and draw from, and get inspired off em
'Cause all my life I was told and taught I am not Poopie
By you wack Frak giant sacks of lying dog Poopie
Now you shut up bitch, I am talking
Thought I was full of horseshit and now
You Frak worship the ground in which I am walking
Me against the world so what? I'm Brian Dawkins
Versus the whole 0 and 16 Lions offense
So bring on the Giants Falcons and Miami Dolphins
It's the body bag game bitch I'm supplying coffins
'Cause you dicks, butt kiss, a bunch of Brian Baldingers
You gon die a ball licker I've been diabolical
With this dialogue since 99 Rawkus
You don't respect the legacy I leave behind y'all can
Suck a dick, the day you beat me pigs'll fly out my ass
And a flying saucer full of Italian sausage
The most high exalting and I ain't halting
Till I die of exhaustion inhale my exhaust fumes
The best part about me is I am not you
I am me, I'm a fire marshall and this is my
Legacy, legacy, here
This is my legacy, legacy, here
There's no guarantee, it's not up to me, you can only see
This is my legacy, legacy
Legacy, legacy

WOOOOOOOO

Gutentag Notches.

Morning mate, you well?

Dead actually, my 16 hour shift turned into an 18 hour one and now i'm back again. A second wind but I don't think it'll last the next 15 hours. Yourself?

Better today for opposite reasons, shorter day yesterday and grabbed an early night, no traffic on the M1 today despite the rain, so bright eyed and bushy tailed.

Though having to deal with house buying issues, as the current owner has dicked about with the lease and not told her lenders, which is going to delay things for a while. Irritating but thankfully no issues at my end.

When you looking to move in?

Who knows now to be honest, but originally mid November.

Is it more expensive to move in the summer do you know? We moved house one December and getting it ready, the painting, polishing cleaning etc took fecking ages and my mother swore we'd never move house in the winter again no matter expense. But I can't see why it would be more expensive.

I guess people are more prone to moving in summer due to being more house sales, but in my experience, and I have moved an awful lot (this flat will be my 25th move) there is no discernible cost differential in the seasons.

25!!! You move around more than a F*cking gyppo

Yeah tell me about it lol, I tend to move where the work is as a rule, and done quite a bit of consulting/contracting and with no sprogs or permanent missus it makes more sense.

This is you rick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjFwvjInOns

from henceforth

Pretty much to be fair.

You should book a meeting room out for an hour, lock the door, and then go sleep.

Can't sadly, open plan office and the only ones that are discrete belong to the managers. Will nip off to the car at first opportunity .

I have had many a kip in the car when needed, In some of the far eastern countries it is considered well if you sleep at work, as it shows you are working hard.

They also have deals with organised crime, which would suit me down to a tee

Good point, though that may mean less sleep breaks...

I often sleep at work though it's normally between 8 and my lunch break.

I normally go later, my brain shuts down about 1 ish.

Blimey!

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-37437498

WTF. Rowley will be devastated

Probably why we haven't seen Rowls for a while, this framing lark is a time consuming business.

rick_dagless wrote:Blimey!

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-37437498

He did make some kind of admission to possibly having killed someone in his autobiography. Not sure if its genuine or not, but not particularly bright either way.

Kevin would never make such a mistake.

Daphne would claim that she definitely doesn't kill people, before going postal in an orphanage and murdering 30 people.

Has Tina been officially pronounced dead yet?  

I just noticed that he's the only user of this website that has a full stop at the end of his username.  Stupid dead b@stard.

I mean, who includes a full stop when asked to provide a username? What a d1ck.

CJ is innocent. Rick, superfly I expect you to deal with this nonsense.

We're struggling to find a character witness that won't testify that he's an utter c*nt.

He's from Rotherham. I am not sure how that is the basis for a defence, you're the lawyer.

I guess if he isn't either a) a nonce b) an organiser/participator of far right marches, we could maybe go for the "in the land of the blind... etc." defence.

Either that or the Chewbacca defence.

That's the spirit Rick. You've moved up a place, you're now the CCs top legal mind.

Rowley wrote:That's the spirit Rick. You've moved up a place, you're now the CCs top legal mind.

Excellent news, means I won't have to wait long for my brief to arrive if/when I'm finally snared.

I got your back man, that and the internet history thing.

Morning notches

Morning Dr Ronotchrik

All good in le hood?

How's it shakin' Shah?
How's it rollin' rick?

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock rock
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
Put your glad rags on and join me hon'
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'till broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock around the clock tonight
When the clock strikes two, three and four
If the band slows down we'll yell for more
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'till broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock around the clock tonight
When the chimes ring five, six, and seven
We'll be right in seventh heaven
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'till broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock around the clock tonight
When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too
I'll be goin' strong and so will you
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'till broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock around the clock tonight
When the clock strikes twelve we'll cool off then
Start rockin' 'round the clock again
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'till broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock around the clock tonight

Hearty and Haley Hulio.

How's it jivin' Julius?

The jumpin' jive makes me nine foot tall when I'm four foot five, Shah.

It's rolling well cheers Jules.

Morning Shah, the M1 was godawful this morning dangnammit.

JuliusHMarx wrote:The jumpin' jive makes me nine foot tall when I'm four foot five, Shah.

Is that a gas?

rick_dagless wrote:It's rolling well cheers Jules.

Morning Shah, the M1 was godawful this morning dangnammit.

We can't afford to lose anymore people despite the noncelike word use from you. So it shall be struck from the records.

It was a bitch this morning, my colleague came in late again, how long was the journey?

20 miles this morning as I am in Wakefield, but took me 45 mins two stranded vehicles.

They better not have just run out of fuel...

rick_dagless wrote:20 miles this morning as I am in Wakefield, but took me 45 mins two stranded vehicles.

They better not have just run out of fuel...

That's crazy ...why did you take both your cars to work?

Nah I just took my works car, my other car I left at home...

You need to keep track of your lies rick. It took you 45mins and two stranded vehicles, so you must have taken two vehicles at least?

My punctuation was awry, so apologies. But there were two stranded vehicles that impeded my journey into work.

My vehicles are both fine, though, hopefully, both not moving at this moment.

You live in Bradford mate, your car has probably been shipped to pakistan already. I think we need to ban Dave from 606v2 for his own health....there's a Haye thread on the boxing board.

quite possibly mate, but as long as they put a spare in I don't mind.

I have not been over to the boxing board in quite some time so no idea what goes on there any more.