It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 17 Nov 2016, 7:43 am

First topic message reminder :

A booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.

In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

One camper named Merida recounted the tale to the ABC network: "It was in the middle of the night and it was these people camping opposite us and they heard this crunching of the can and they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was scrunching away at their cans."

"Then he went and raided their rubbish that they had sort of covered over with a bin as well.

"And then there was some other people camped right on the river and they saw him running around their vehicle being chased by a cow.

"It was going around and around and then it went into the river and swam across to the middle of the river.

"The people that were camped on the river went across and crept up on it and it was hiding and sleeping under a big log right on the edge of the water."

"It was sort of coming from there for a couple of days but we didn't see it this morning or last night."

by **seanmichaels** Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:34 pm

Cnut of a year. Merry Christmas all. Peace !

For you guys. THE tescoland

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VAOORzCqRa4

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:41 pm

Galted wrote:he's here
he's there
he's f*cking everywhere
damn Shah
damn Shah

Poems
He weaves
Then gets pwned by leaves
Galted
Galted

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:45 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Cnut of a year. Merry Christmas all. Peace !

For you guys. THE tescoland

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VAOORzCqRa4

Mounted
a horses willy
said he thought it was a filly
Michaels
Michaels

Merry Christmas mate and a happy new year.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 22 Dec 2016, 10:00 pm

Cos I'm a sad sad post teen,
Caught up in palestine
No dream, placestecine
Like a jihadi
Like a jihadi

by **Galted** Thu 22 Dec 2016, 10:24 pm

~~Happy~~ Merry Christmas etc Michaels.

This is my favourite Youtube clip of the year, it stars bullying vigilantes and a bad liar of a Speedo, Youtube is full of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJMsia8S1-o&t=38s

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 6:52 am

The Holiday
is today
Away
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Notches
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Notches

by Rowley Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:27 am

Good morning shah, Rick, Jules, Sean, Galted and anyone else who may pass through these ways today, and merry Christmas one and all.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:29 am

Morning Jeff you big rotund sexy beast (according to fly). All quiet on the western front?

by Rowley Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:31 am

Steady as mate. Worked hard all week, so steady half day today. All well in the world of international jihad?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:40 am

The west's continual persecution of my brethren's murder, r*** and pillage has led to tough times for us all and we're now having to get second jobs to feed our current slaves rather than shagging them until they starve to death and getting new ones as we did in the good old days. My second job is so so.

by **Galted** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:59 am

Merry Christmas, Jeff. And Merry Christmas to you, Shah, in a way that doesn't cause offence.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:07 am

None taken roofie, none taken at all.

by Rowley Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:26 am

Galted wrote:Merry Christmas, Jeff. And Merry Christmas to you, Shah, in a way that doesn't cause offence.

Absolute minefield for me at work, do I wish my clients merry Christmas knowing damned well they probably don't celebrate it or not. I have decided doing it in an over enthusiastic and effusive way is the best way to tackle the problem.

by **Galted** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:46 am

Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:Merry Christmas, Jeff. And Merry Christmas to you, Shah, in a way that doesn't cause offence.

Absolute minefield for me at work, do I wish my clients merry Christmas knowing damned well they probably don't celebrate it or not. I have decided doing it in an over enthusiastic and effusive way is the best way to tackle the problem.

I have a smaller yet potentially more lethal minefield in the angry Kiwi - any mention of the C-word or humming of a carol results in a "f*ck-off".

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:58 am

Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:Merry Christmas, Jeff. And Merry Christmas to you, Shah, in a way that doesn't cause offence.

Absolute minefield for me at work, do I wish my clients merry Christmas knowing damned well they probably don't celebrate it or not. I have decided doing it in an over enthusiastic and effusive way is the best way to tackle the problem.

Goodbye England's rose;
may you ever grow in our hearts.
You were the extortionist that placed itself
where lives were torn apart.
You called out to our country,
and you whispered to those in pain.
Now you belong to the home office,
and sell them visas in their name.

And it seems to me you lived your life
like a candle in the grate:
never fading with the sunset
when you'd m*sturbate
And your footsteps will always fall here,
among England's greenest hills;
your candle's burned out long before
your legend ever will.

Loveliness we've lost;
these empty days without your smile.
This torch we'll always carry
for our nation's leaden child.
And even though we try,
the truth brings us to tears;
all our words cannot express
the joy you brought us through the years.

Goodbye England's rose,
from a country lost without your soul,
who'll miss the wings of your compassion
more than you'll ever know.

This was even more pertinent than I thought

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:02 am

Happy holidays to one and all, now go get the biggest turkey in the shop!

You lot can eat turkey? Right?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:06 am

Halal turkey, it's our substitute for bacon.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:07 am

Nothing can substitute bacon, Shah, I abstain from religion for bacon reasons...

by **Galted** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:10 am

I abstain from ads for Bacon reasons.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:10 am

Merry Christmas everyone! I'm so full of jollity, I'm giving Tiny Tim the day off on Sunday.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:11 am

And Tino abstains from nads for bacon reasons

You never had a bacon pizza from a halal shop Rick?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:18 am

Don't think I have ever had a bacon pizza mate.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:19 am

What about ham on pizza?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:20 am

Probably, and with it being bradders, there is a strong chance it was halal.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:33 am

Aye turkey ham and bacon. Conning white people since 1965

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:40 am

I think we are just comfortably numb with it Shah.

Still need to get on the spicy mint sauce thing though.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:51 am

My mum bought me an electric oven from Turkey which looks absolutely perfect for pizza making. I will get on with it in the new year and share some recipes. Especially of the magic sauces my family makes.

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Electrical-Round-Double-Oven-Big-Size-_50007928581/showimage.html

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:58 am

That would be cool if you could Shah, always up for trying to make something new.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:30 am

rick_dagless wrote:That would be cool if you could Shah, always up for trying to make something new.

A friend, for example?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:32 am

Always Jules, I just need to like people first...

Why is this thread now called "Send"

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:34 am

rick_dagless wrote:Always Jules, I just need to like people first...

Why is this thread now called "Send"

No idea. A cruel Christmas trick by someone.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:36 am

Sorted.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:38 am

Nice one, Jules, glad you have our backs here.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:57 am

They f*cked
it up
so King Julius f*cked them up
He likes to move it move it
He likes to move it move it

by **Galted** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:58 am

Maybe you should call it the "This Thread May Contain Words Such As 'Fuc*knuckle And Cun*trumpet So Sod Off If You're Easily Offended" thread in case Oliver and Julian from the rugby board wander over here by mistake.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:02 am

I occasionally stray onto the rugby boards, they are a bunch of special snowflake's on there, I don't think they would have much fun on here.

by **Galted** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:17 am

They are complete planks of the most precious type. And they have this bizarre superiority complex because they can drink in the stands and look at the opposition fans' willies at the p*sswall without getting into a fight.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:26 am

Consensus on this forum that Rugby players/fans are p*ssies?

All in favour say Aye.

by **Galted** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:27 am

Except for Tino, who is very manly, aye.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:55 am

Including Tino, who is dead to me, aye.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:56 am

Rick showing his posh credentials again by declining to condemn his brethren

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:02 pm

rick - http://www.charlesriverapparel.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/9278-048-m-alt2-classic-rugby-shirt-lg_2.jpg

by **Galted** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:04 pm

Hahaha out loud.

by **Galted** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:06 pm

And forgot to except Tattie Scones as well as he is also very manly.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:12 pm

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:48 pm

He lets
Us stew
Because he's Pepe Le Pew
Rickoshine
Rickoshine

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 1:00 pm

Aye!

Sorry gents, got dragged into a con call...

But definitely aye.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 1:06 pm

Can we pit the rugby board against the offtopic board in a death battle? Like just casually switch one thread to the other board?

by **Galted** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 1:40 pm

Or just send SerialDAVE on there for an afternoon.

Preferably when England are playing Wales.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 23 Dec 2016, 4:53 pm

Seasoned
greetings
to all you be meeting
Cannibals
Cannibals

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