It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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Have I missed it?

What's a SEN?

Hmm, the filter changed m.o.n.g into SEN so you will have to ask a mod...

I think he's probably a borderline troll.  Think what he writes is fairly representative of his views but I think he exaggerates in order to try to get a rise out of people.  

What lets him down and what keeps him from reaching the upper echelons of WUMMERY is that he reacts badly to people laughing at him and is always desperate to get the last word.  

Compare that to D4's masterful wumming of Coxy where D4 would drop a nugget of madness and then move on, leaving Coxy foaming at the mouth and screaming into the ether.

superflyweight wrote:I think he's probably a borderline troll.  Think what he writes is fairly representative of his views but I think he exaggerates in order to try to get a rise out of people.  

What lets him down and what keeps him from reaching the upper echelons of WUMMERY is that he reacts badly to people laughing at him and is always desperate to get the last word.  

Compare that to D4's masterful wumming of Coxy where D4 would drop a nugget of madness and then move on, leaving Coxy foaming at the mouth and screaming into the ethernet.

Missed a trick there, fly.

That's why you get paid the big bucks Jules.

Fair enough, at first he had a touch of the LRR about him, but then kind of lost it with ramblings.

Is anyone else going to forgive Blair if he manages to nix Brexit?

I've read the bit in his autobiography where he talks about having sex with Cherie after hearing of the death of John Smith.  I'll never forgive him for anything ever after reading it.

"that night she cradled me in her arms and soothed me; told me what I needed to be told; strengthened me.  On that night of 12 May 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly.  I devoured it to give me strength.  I was an animal following my instinct."

I'm sorry fly but anyone who reads a politician's biography deserves anything he gets including Tony Blair bumming cherie with Prescott playing the flute solo in the background.

Chicken soup today, it was excellent 9/10

superflyweight wrote:I've read the bit in his autobiography where he talks about having sex with Cherie after hearing of the death of John Smith.  I'll never forgive him for anything ever after reading it.

"that night she cradled me in her arms and soothed me; told me what I needed to be told; strengthened me.  On that night of 12 May 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly.  I devoured it to give me strength.  I was an animal following my instinct."

f**k a duck, did he really write that?

Sounds like a Titchmarsh classic line.

Anyone reckon Tony has it in for Murdoch for the way they treated him after the Iraq war? First he bonks Murdochs wife and now he wants to bonk his dreams.

Morning Notches

All good in the hood?

Not bad mate, how was the weekend?

Passable. Worked Saturday and chill Sunday. What about yours?

out most of the weekend with the in laws, which all in all, was not a bad do to be honest.

Looks like a busy week as well which hopefully means it will fly by!

Some cracking boxing coming up over the next couple of months as well.

Morning, Shah. Morning Dagless.

Having my first sh*t of the week and it's a bit spiky. I am having a better time of it than the poor f*cker next door by the sounds of things.

'sup Galts, sounds like the guy in the next cubicle has the flag of Japan down there.

Good weekend?

rick_dagless wrote:'sup Galts, sounds like the guy in the next cubicle has the flag of Japan down there.

Good weekend?

More like the aftermath of Hiroshima.

Had to do relatively f-all so it qualifies as a good weekend. Some uncalled-for cat-on-Galted violence but bleeding level was acceptable.

World class michaelsing, Galted

thank you, Julius, ironic how the most impressive michaelsings are unintended

Fist. Disappointing.

I'm here as well, I'm wearing a matching jumper and shoes out of respect for Tino.

Who's Tino?

Morning notcherinos

I'm not sufficiently cold-hearted to allow a greeting to be a michaelsing.

Thanks for having my back Galts...

Gutentag notches.training new guy at work. Smartly dressed, well spoken. That's where his qualities end. The guy is a moron. Will catch up with you later or tomorrow. Ta ra

Gutentag notches.training new guy at work. Smartly dressed, well spoken. That's where his qualities end. The guy is a moron. Will catch up with you later or tomorrow.  Ta ra

Haha, don't kill him...

Weird coincidence. One of my mates, Smartly-Dressed Barry, started a job in Luton today, he's being trained by a slightly unhinged Muslim. He says they've spent the first two hours throwing gays and Hindus off an 8-story building.

Weird coincidence. I don't have any mates.

What about Smartly-Dressed Barry? He is well-spoken so almost certainly frequents the same social circles you do.

Smartly-Dressed Barry is a moron. That has already been established.

I wonder if lesser fly is smartly dressed?

Navyblue sounds like he is.

I was thinking shabby chic for him.

I was thinking tight navy-blue shorts and matching collared shirt, socks up to his knees and black shoes with big sliver buckles.

Maybe licking an oversized lollipop?

Galted wrote:I was thinking tight navy-blue shorts and matching collared shirt, socks up to his knees and black shoes with big sliver buckles.

That's almost as bad as Gore-Tex and Hi-Tecs.

@ Dagless, lol out loud
@ Julius, I wear Wolfskin and Rockports now, I cause quite a fluttering amongst the ladies wherever I go.

I just had a sandwich with avocado in it, does this make me southern now?

rick_dagless wrote:I just had a sandwich with avocado in it, does this make me southern now?

Pretty much, but it also increases the chance of defying northernhood and making it to 50.

I used eat a Pret avo & Brie toastie once a week but the f*cking c*nts have discontinued it.

Yes it does Rick.  

The lesser fly becomes a bigger be11end with every passing day.  What a pr1ck.

FFS, I didn't realise until afterwards, I am going ot have deep fried whippet tonight, with peas and gravy.

Lesser fly does appear to be upping his game with regards to bellendery....

The lesser fly does bring out the best in the alpha fly though, you can almost taste the contempt.

Yeah, and he is bringing out the "doubles tennis player" aggression out of Jules as well, which is nice to see for a change.

Julius reminds me of a Master of the Hunt speaking to an anti-hunt demonstrator knowing the cameras are on him, gritting his teeth and debating when he'd really like to empty a barrel or two of buckshot into its smirky pierced face.

LOL out loud.

We can run a book on when he is going to release the hounds, literally or figuratively.