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Getting noshed off a tramp

JuliusHMarx wrote:TLD has more posts on this 606v2 than any other user.

I owe it to the Off Topic section. Thanks to King Kenny and Eirebilly.

The Loaded Dog wrote:Clay or grass?

To watch? Grass probably.
Haven't played on grass in years. Usually play on clay once a year or so - takes a set or so to get used to the bounce.

and Glenn and Alec

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Clay or grass?

To watch? Grass probably.
Haven't played on grass in years. Usually play on clay once a year or so - takes a set or so to get used to the bounce.

I prefer to both watch and play on grass. Ball travels faster and less time for the opponent to get to the ball. Smells better too.

I've never played on grass. Life can be a bit of a c*nt that way.

Where's msp83?

I have played on grass.

I've never played curling.

Maybe we could start a collection of spare posts and use it to find msp83 and, more importantly, Jeff. And give Tino a decent burial if there's any left over.

Have a feeling Jeff is in Florida. Permanent staff member at the hotel opposite Mar a Lago.

I think sean has run himself over with his own lawnmower.

He's probably locked in the cider vat room with some bird in a pub just outside of Christchurch.

Doesn't explain Union's absence though, does it?

The Loaded Dog wrote:Where's msp83?

Who's msp83?

Union has been stuck in his own linear time paradox for a while now.

Union was only ever a transient. He's probably frequenting some other board until posting opportunities dry up and then he'll move on.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Where's msp83?

Who's msp83?

An Indian cricket poster, who superceded the problem-ridden msp82.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Where's msp83?

Who's msp83?

He was an Indian poster on the cricket board.

Where's the 'stair? Did someone say something rude to him?

He posted on the cricket board, I believe he was Indian.

I think Shah, scared 'stair off.

Shah is pretty scary.

He is if he sits next to you on a plane.

... and asks if he can place a parcel under your seat since there's no room in the overhead lockers.

Shah may have been responsible for msp83's disappearance as well. I believe they were in dispute over who owned some obscure thread on 606v2.

I think msp83 may have swallowed himself. He ones(sic) wrote that he was partial to a feast every now and then... if the skipper gave permission to do so.

It's Ramadan isn't it? They all either have to be cool with everyone, or have no energy to do anything about it.

So how do we explain the grumpy golfer1 then? Not even sure I got his name correct.
I bet he works for the government in his spare time... you can tell he is so bored yet ruthless when dealing with idiots.

rick_dagless wrote:It's Ramadan isn't it?  They all either have to be cool with everyone, or have no energy to do anything about it.

Explains his rudeness this morning. He must be starving. He really can have a short fuse at this time of year.

If you're looking for Jeff then twitter is where to go. I think he's had a breakdown

Wotcha flipper how you getting on?

I did not think that Jeff would be a twitter user, what is he doing over there?

Whereabouts on twitter?

I would have thought Twitter was beneath him.

Dolph cameo has helped the split cause I guess,

The Loaded Dog wrote:So how do we explain the grumpy golfer1 then? Not even sure I got his name correct.
I bet he works for the government in his spare time... you can tell he is so bored yet ruthless when dealing with idiots.

You got the bored part right, DLT, but not the government part. Thread split here we come...

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:So how do we explain the grumpy golfer1 then? Not even sure I got his name correct.
I bet he works for the government in his spare time... you can tell he is so bored yet ruthless when dealing with idiots.

You got the bored part right, DLT, but not the government part.  Thread split here we come...

Lost your seat in the election?

There was an election? Where? When was this? Did I miss it?

Belgium I think.

Jean Claude Van Damme was elected Mayor of Britain via fax decree.

rick_dagless wrote:Wotcha flipper how you getting on?

I did not think that Jeff would be a twitter user, what is he doing over there?

I'm currently writing a school play, so you can imagine I am full of joy. I have been keeping my eye on the place, sad to see so many of the old guard died in the celebrity culling of 2016.

He is mainly moaning about people who like football and "trolling" other boxing fans. https://twitter.com/paulhindley82

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Wotcha flipper how you getting on?

I did not think that Jeff would be a twitter user, what is he doing over there?

I'm currently writing a school play, so you can imagine I am full of joy. I have been keeping my eye on the place, sad to see so many of the old guard died in the celebrity culling of 2016.

He is mainly moaning about people who like football and "trolling" other boxing fans. https://twitter.com/paulhindley82

What a poofter

~HAHAHAHAH

https://twitter.com/cipca/status/873514422303686656

He got outed as the rotherhamish b*stard that he is

Gutentag Notcherinos - finally had the chat with the manager last night and looks like they will make the adjustment to my hours once they've managed to agree to who or whether anyone should cover the rest of the hours. Also got an interview on Tuesday, and possibly another on 2 weeks Wednesday so the Linkedin stuff is working. Turned the other job offer down - the management was situated next to the security team and there was too much interference from what i could see from my admittedly brief visit. Anyway, All good in the hoods?

Morning mate, glad to hear it, and good to see it all working out.

All good here.

Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse due today?

I was blissfully unaware of the rise of the undead mate, so I guess not.

I have some random snacks so that should keep me going for a while.

Should maybe get a weapon. Though if it starts in Bradders I may never find out.

You didn't see the sky news bulletin yesterday then? Breaking news headline said "Police expecting number of dead to rise". A bit vague on the amount but I appreciated the forewarning.

Ah, rats, baseball bat with barbed wire it is then.

If I carry it to various meetings just to be safe, it can do no harm.

They're probably just trying to get some publicity for a reunion tour. Next we'll have the Pet Shop Boys claiming to have seen the Loch Ness Monster.

Unless they are Grateful Dead