It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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He is
much vaunted
and so old his b*mhole is haunted
Julius
Julius

I've been given till the next monthly review to decide so no need to rush, but reckon i'll probably get what I want and a bit more as they are offering in some cases stuff I didn't even ask for like an increase in pay and overtime pay. So leaning towards staying but i've still got a few weeks to mull it. How about you, you still enjoying your current workplace?

Check you out being an adult and stuff...

All good here mate, still in the honeymoon period, so not much to dislike, there is the usual mix of bell ends, but they are not grating too much... Yet.

You still enjoying your gaff to yourself?

Yeah mostly, me and my sister but she get on with her own stuff and sleeps in the living room (she's in a wheelchair so she can't go upstairs).

One of my team came wanting more money for his role, which is justified to be honest.

So I am getting ready to do battle with HR.

Be like this Rick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPiyo332Gks

I am not sure going into HR, tripping them up, then ripping their throats out will help, but I will bear it in mind.

BTW we are another man down. TLD won't be here for a while until he gets out of prison.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/01/intruder-drank-champagne-fell-asleep-womans-bed/

A page split already this morning. Very impressive.

As much as the irony would not be lost, I cannot let that Michaels the thread...

rick_dagless wrote:As much as the irony would not be lost, I cannot let that Michaels the thread...

You're a top poster, Dagless.

Hard to accept that we now celebrate page splits.

We're the Culture Cup, Julius, we'll celebrate what we f*cking well want.*


* within reason

ShahenshahG wrote:BTW we are another man down. TLD won't be here for a while until he gets out of prison.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/01/intruder-drank-champagne-fell-asleep-womans-bed/

ha ha... right. Looks like my attic not hers.

You know Esperance WA is about as far away from me (1660 miles) as Luton is from Moscow for you? Actually about 100 miles further.

Nice try though.

This is the Culture cup, we don't do nuance TLD.

Let's just get to the end of this page, OK?

I note there's a car parking shortage in Luton. Not sure if it's in your area though. Probably on the other side of town but near enough for on here.

You need a holiday, Shah. How's the Amsterdam Plan going?
Do you think there'll be a window of opportunity for you to slip off there in the near future?

Oh yes. Sometime soon actually. There isn't a parking shortage just a convenient parking shortage, it's centralised so getting to certain places is a pain with all the parking areas predominantly towards shopping areas. Even the corporate offices nearby are running short of spaces and are hiring them for around 5000 pound's each a year from my company.

Morning notches, plenty of parking for horseless carriages in The North.

Not so down here. It's the one saving grace when you're stuck sweating on a fart-ridden mode of public transport.

The Loaded Dog wrote:You need a holiday, Shah. How's the Amsterdam Plan going?
Do you think there'll be a window of opportunity for you to slip off there in the near future?

There are an abundance of 'windows of opportunity' in Amsterdam.

Afternoon, supes, all well in the colonies?

Things are braw, Rick - for various reasons (holiday, death, pestilence etc.) I've been sat on my own all week at work without my team being around to bother me.

I can't remember a happier time at work.

Gutentag Notches

Morning Shah. How did the weekend treat you?

It was pretty average, yours?

Average Saturday. On Sunday we won another mixed doubles match to keep up the promotion chase.

I used the Uber app for the first time yesterday and was highly impressed, Moinur is an excellent driver. I rated his Ubering skills 5/5 on the app.

It's the future, Galted. We used it all the time in Orlando and saved a considerable sum of money over conventional taxis.

Have used it in Boston but it wasn't me doing the ordering. Don't think we ever had to wait.
Agree that it's the future. Cost just under £15 for a half-hour journey (Oval to Greenwich) which may seem pricey but a Black Cab from N Greenwich to our flat (about five minutes on average) costs upwards of £7.

How was your holiday by the way?

It was excellent! Did all the theme parks multiple times and ate lots of burgers and desserts. Very hot and humid though, and with some spectacular thunderstorms!
If you and I were friends on F***book you could see all the photos.

Nothing like a good thunderstorm to get the balls tingling. Haven't been to Florida but it's one of my many ambitions to visit the Everglades and watch a golfer getting eaten by an alligator.
I'm up for F***booking or Inst*gr*mm*ng, makes stalking so much easier and would distress that little stalkerish w*nker on his secret visits to the thread.

I'm easy to find on F***book. My links to my published works have revealed my real name, I'm fairly sure people know what part of the world I live in, and my profile picture is related to my favourite musician.

Excellent, when I get home I will begin nosing around.

Morning Notches

All good in the hoods?

Morning mate, all good here, if a bit damp.

How are you doing?

Fecking knackered g, completely fecking knackered. Barely getting any sleep at all so might start microdosing on the spliff to knock me out and get back into pattern. How about you?

I am also tired but mainly due to being daft busy at work, may head out for a few bees tonight.

Was at Bridlington over the weekend, nice place but it is chav central.

Morning all. I'm bloody super this morning. *

*The adjective, not the greater of the two flys.

@Julius, didn't go F***booking last night, so apologies if you waited up. When I do come a-knocking it will be in the form of a film character from the early 1920s.

rick_dagless wrote:I am also tired but mainly due to being daft busy at work, may head out for a few bees tonight.

That should get you buzzing.

Didn't even notice that, honey.

That's how tired I am.

Morning, Jules/Galts.

Well done on the tennis victory.

I'm also very tired having waited up until the early hours for a friend request on F***book.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm also very tired having waited up until the early hours for a friend request on F***book.

I'm not on Facebook (or any other social media) - why don't you just post the pictures here? Its not like many people will see them anyway.

Bloody hell - turns out it wasn't Galtova I was shagging after all - wonder who it was.

She says differently.

Go to bed, it's very late and the thread's lights are off.

Sorry, Ziggler, just this one last quick post and I'm off to bed.

Good effort on the night shift guys, as we race towards another page split.

Morning notches

Morning Notcherinos

All good in the woods?

Morning mate, still tired?