It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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He is
much vaunted
and so old his b*mhole is haunted
Julius
Julius

Galted wrote:I might take up drinking on a Monday morning.

Might want to wait for super to get up for a leak, you'll probably get a similar alcohol content

Galted wrote:I might take up drinking on a Monday morning.

My only friend is mist on a Monday morning.

Gutentag Notches

JuliusHMarx wrote:

kingraf wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:

MSU.....Do you agree with Trump that the media and journalists are the enemy of the American people ??

Yes 34%
No  59%

Rather strong statement. Luckily living in Africa, I know how leaders who say things like this generally end up  

They end up playing action netball?

LOL

Cheers, Shah.

Nice to see it wasn't wasted.

That was a fine retort indeed.
I guess we'll know one day if any of us was Walter Becker. I'll miss Bad Sneakers...

Good morning.

Morning Jules, All okay on the clay?

Morning TLD, I heard you set a girls bush on fire? Surely asking her to shave would have done the trick

ha mate, they always choose to do the back burning when the wind picks up. Idiots.  

A hot 30 degrees yesterday... 3 days into spring. I think there'll be some more natural carnage as we head into summer.

Kind of dreading it really. Although I do like the smell of burning bush in the mornings.

The Loaded Dog wrote:ha mate, they always choose to do the back burning when the wind picks up. Idiots.  

A hot 30 degrees yesterday... 3 days into spring. I think there'll be some more natural carnage as we head into summer.

Kind of dreading it really. Although I do like the smell of burning bush in the mornings.

Smells like victory...for Bangladesh?

Just got a wicket.

I could see that last result coming. Like ferrets walking into a tiger's den. Didn't help with the player's strike leading into it. There's no way they would have had their minds on the job.

I was a little surprised by the West Indies effort last week. Went to bed on the last day thinking it would be an impossible task but was shocked by the result upon waking up the next morning. What happened? Was it case of them knuckling down or your bowlers having an off day... or a bit of both?

Aye though the bengalis are becoming less and less like minnows and more like the early stages of Sri Lanka. Anyway enough cricket, has the pool finally finished?

The Loaded Dog wrote:I was a little surprised by the West Indies effort last week. Went to bed on the last day thinking it would be an impossible task but was shocked by the result upon waking up the next morning. What happened? Was it case of them knuckling down or your bowlers having an off day... or a bit of both?

Bit of both to be honest. The west Indies are talented but unfocused (usually) and the English are brilliant but switch off at crucial moments. Also the back up bowling is Poopie.

Yes finished a while back now. I'm just staring at it as I type. Looks heavenly.

Are there any immigrants spoiling your view or angling for more unnecessary work?

The old Nepalese man tried to trundle in the other day but only got as far as the gate. Had to tell him to move on - was thinking of your advice.

Globalism has a lot to answer for. It simply doesn't work.

Morning all. Just a quick note to let you all/both know that I've stopped using the boat and am using the DLR again, not only is it a more efficient mode of travel but there's far less wear and tear on my Rockports.
I guess I just wasn't destined for a sailor's life even though I'm a powerful swimmer.

The DLR sounds great... much better way to travel across the Thames. Think of the damage the water would have caused the Rockports if you did have to swim... the muddy banks would certainly ruined them even more.

Dumb Lanky special?

I've learned the hard way about shoes and water having ruined my last pair of Hi-Tecs by wading through the sea of Corfu in them. Gutted as I was, I lost a lot of respect for those shoes.

ShahenshahG wrote:Dumb Lanky special?

When you have an automated light transit system in Luton, feel free to mock.

Bad Sneakers:

great lead guitar... sort of a rock jazz. Heard this being piped through the car park in a shopping centre the other day. Cool walking music.

"... that ditch out in the Valley that they're diggin' just for me..."

Galted wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Dumb Lanky special?

When you have an automated light transit system in Luton, feel free to mock.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/hobbies-collectibles/hornby-thomas-electric-train-set/1255632050

We've already got one

Fair enough.

Mock away.

Morning campers, been away with Mrs D on family duty.

Have I missed anything?

rick_dagless wrote:Morning campers, been away with Mrs D on family duty.

Have I missed anything?

Galted wears Rorckports

Big news indeed, I will assume the spelling error is mocking someone else earlier in the thread, so will ignore.

The Rockport/Wolfskin look is a better class of chav to be fair.

rick_dagless wrote:Big news indeed, I will assume the spelling error is mocking someone else earlier in the thread, so will ignore.

Er, yes, let's go for that explanation.

rick_dagless wrote:Big news indeed, I will assume the spelling error is mocking someone else earlier in the thread, so will ignore.

The Rockport/Wolfskin look is a better class of chav to be fair.

I'm proud to share this forum with such a discerning gentleman of the north.

Galted's shoe
https://www.shoes.com/rockport-total-motion-penny-loafer/797058/1741599

Pure foot poetry.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted's shoe
https://www.shoes.com/rockport-total-motion-penny-loafer/797058/1741599

Not quite, mine are the zero-grip trainers with the hole in the sole for mopping up rain water.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted's shoe
https://www.shoes.com/rockport-total-motion-penny-loafer/797058/1741599

Not quite, mine are the zero-grip trainers with the hole in the sole for mopping up rain water.

It's gotta be rock and roll...

That was my goal.

Galted wrote:That was my goal.

That's the name of the game.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:That was my goal.

That's the name of the game.

No 'goal' rhyme? What a shame.

I guess he's to blame.

Anyone want to kick off the limerick thread again?

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:That was my goal.

That's the name of the game.

No 'goal' rhyme? What a shame.

I was attempting to start a sequence of ABBA song-related posts. Oh well, I had a dream...

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:That was my goal.

That's the name of the game.

No 'goal' rhyme? What a shame.

I was attempting to start a sequence of ABBA song-related posts. Oh well, I had a dream...

You may have had a dream, but I was attempting an '-ame' rhyme scheme.

The Loaded Dog wrote:I guess he's to blame.

Anyone want to kick off the limerick thread again?

Done, for the sake of international relations.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:That was my goal.

That's the name of the game.

No 'goal' rhyme? What a shame.

I was attempting to start a sequence of ABBA song-related posts. Oh well, I had a dream...

You may have had a dream, but I was attempting an '-ame' rhyme scheme.

Thus sabotaging my already existing ABBA plan.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:That was my goal.

That's the name of the game.

No 'goal' rhyme? What a shame.

I was attempting to start a sequence of ABBA song-related posts. Oh well, I had a dream...

You may have had a dream, but I was attempting an '-ame' rhyme scheme.

Thus sabotaging my already existing ABBA plan.

Sorry, man.

Thanks Galted, that means a lot, as 'sorry' seems to be the hardest word.

It's a sad, sad situation...

Cheer up and hold me closer tiny dancer.

Afternoon Notches.

Afternoon Shah. Are you still standing?

Good afternoon, Shah. That was a particularly impressive post on the off-topic section. Perhaps you could sign off with 'f*cking infidels' though.

Galted wrote:Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Fixed for you.