It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jun 2017, 8:55 am

First topic message reminder :

He is
much vaunted
and so old his b*mhole is haunted
Julius
Julius

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:10 am

I lost my singles tennis match yesterday. I always seem to end up playing guys who are young enough to be my offspring, so not only do I lose, but I end up feeling old as well as miserable.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:39 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I lost my singles tennis match yesterday. I always seem to end up playing guys who are young enough to be my offspring, so not only do I lose, but I end up feeling old as well as miserable.

I can imagine what that would be like. Some of these kids aren't so big but hit the ball so cleanly.
Some of the girls I reckon I could beat though. One had this awful and awkward serve... and looked a bit anorexic. The 16 y.o. ones would be a challenge though. One or two were quite strongly built... belting the ball relentlessly.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:50 am

The thing I noticed was how cool and confident they all seemed to be. Carrying the huge bags full of rackets and strutting around as if they owned the place. I quite enjoyed the competitive atmosphere.

With the girls... some of that too but it is more about "the look". Plenty of short hot pink skirts and plaited hair. Some great legs on show too. Easy to get wood hanging beside the courts.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Sep 2017, 11:18 am

I just remembered that Flipper is going to do a CC 3.0 soon.

Nice

by **Galted** Wed 27 Sep 2017, 11:54 am

Excellent news. I'm sure Tino's just putting the finishing touches to his so we could have rival culture cups.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:53 pm

Wonder if Tino drops in, and has picked up Jeff's twitter handle, and will do a CC there?

by Hibbz Wed 27 Sep 2017, 7:59 pm

List.

Anything I've mist?

by **Galted** Wed 27 Sep 2017, 8:11 pm

Are you pist?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 27 Sep 2017, 8:54 pm

Mid to late October, although I actually cannot remember any parts of the formula.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Sep 2017, 7:12 am

HIBBZ!!

Morning all.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Sep 2017, 7:20 am

I'm not Hugh Hefner.

by **Galted** Thu 28 Sep 2017, 8:12 am

He reminds me of Jeremy Corbin.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Sep 2017, 8:21 am

We are getting close to another thread split guys! So I will assume the misspelling or "Corbyn" is ironic somehow.

Morning, Galts/Jules.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Sep 2017, 8:32 am

rick_dagless wrote:We are getting close to another thread split guys! So I will assume the misspelling or "Corbyn" is ironic somehow.

Morning, Galts/Jules.

You mean ironyc?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Sep 2017, 8:50 am

Yronyc...

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Sep 2017, 9:03 am

rick_dagless wrote:Yronyc...

Veri good ryck!

by **Galted** Thu 28 Sep 2017, 9:10 am

Pryck.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Sep 2017, 9:14 am

C*nt.

by **superflyweight** Thu 28 Sep 2017, 9:59 am

Morning all - I'm the new Hugh Hefner.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:16 am

Feeling a bit stiff are we, Supes?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 28 Sep 2017, 2:08 pm

That's more daves area of expertise TLD. Afternoon nitcherinos.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 29 Sep 2017, 6:57 am

Gutentag Notches

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Sep 2017, 7:19 am

Morning.

All good with you?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 29 Sep 2017, 7:26 am

All good thanks, tired abit but otherwise fine - am following brexit with fascination - if only there was a job I could do with this knowledge. What about you? Plans for the weekend?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Sep 2017, 7:36 am

Go for PM mate...

At a club tonight even though I am way too old for this shizz but some friends are playing so going along.

Then chilling for he rest of it. You?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Sep 2017, 7:38 am

Morning all. I'm dong my quiz at the tennis club this evening, which means I can post it here next week.
It'll be more than just the one round that rick managed.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Sep 2017, 7:41 am

This may be good timing, Jules.

As I have to finalise mine for next week.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 29 Sep 2017, 7:42 am

Just spending time with the family, young un is getting restless because she doesn't see me - shes at school when I'm home and I'm at work when she's at home. Crunch talks next week and a deadline for half term before I either stay happily or go unhappily. Boss was trying to put it off yesterday but I told him if it wasn't sorted by the end of October I'd leave without warning or notice.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 29 Sep 2017, 9:19 am

I reminded Jeff about his past with a subtle jab on Twitter. He merely "liked" the comment.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 29 Sep 2017, 10:06 am

I shall kidnap his wife in due course

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 01 Oct 2017, 3:03 pm

Props to Marilyn Manson.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 6:53 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Props to Marilyn Manson.

Hahahaha

That was brilliant

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 7:19 am

LOL out loud...

Morning, notches.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 7:21 am

Morning Rickmarole

All good in the hood?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 7:37 am

All is good here, pretty good weekend though busy week ahead.

How is the career plan?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 7:48 am

I'll post the quiz in a bit.

8 rounds
1. Firsts
2. Seconds Out
3. Three's Company
4. Four Candles
5. Fifth Symphony
6. Six of One
7. The Magnificent Seven
8. Eight Days a Week

Which one would you play your joker on?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 8:01 am

If round 4 is comedy programmes, then that...

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 8:16 am

Last week or so before the decision is made, well likely My boss (immediate boss, not the contract manager) reckons they'll give me some overdue backdated pay rises until they can sort it out but I'm not sure that they will. So fully expecting to leave by the end of the month and the other company has made some noises about bringing my employment forward two weeks If I can confirm by 27th Oct(starts mid November). So still a bit will I won't I but at least it's there where all parties are at the table and not making excuses for it.

What about yours, still happy?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 8:50 am

Firsts
1. Who was the first man in space?
2. What was the first capital of the Kingdom of England?
3. “I don't wanna talk about things we've gone through” are the first lines of which famous song?
4. Who made the first solo non-stop transatlantic flight in 1927?
5. Who was King of England from 1625 to 1649?
6. What year was the first National Lottery Draw in the UK (+/- 1 year for half a point)?
7. Who performed the first human heart transplant, in 1967?
8. When is the first day of the astrological autumn season (as opposed to the meteorological autumn season)?
9. What was the name of the first film in which Sylvester Stallone starred as John Rambo?
10. Was turkey a bird first or a country first?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 8:55 am

1 Yuri Gagarin
2 Chelmsford
3 No idea
4 Lindbergh
5 Henry 8
6 1994
7 (I always forget this)
8 April 1st?
9 First blood
10 country

by **Pal Joey** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 9:11 am

5. is Charles 1. He got the chop in 1649 I believe.
8. Sept 22 for you, March 22 for me.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 9:17 am

rick_dagless wrote:1 Yuri Gagarin - yes
2 Chelmsford - no
3 No idea
4 Lindbergh - yes
5 Henry 8 - no. How would this fit in with 'firsts'?
6 1994 - yes
7 (I always forget this)
8 April 1st?
9 First blood - yes
10 country - yes

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 9:18 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:5. is Charles 1. He got the chop in 1649 I believe. - yes
8. Sept 22 for you, March 22 for me - yes.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 9:21 am

JuliusHMarx

Posts : 16300
Join date : 2011-07-02
Location : Paisley Park

Congratulations on your 16,300th post, Jules. Nice symmetry there.

by **Galted** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 9:22 am

3 I'm sure it's by Rod Stewart
7 Chris Barnard or SerialDAVE

by **Pal Joey** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 9:25 am

I'm thinking ABBA, Galted.... Winner Takes It All but I admit I also thought about I Don't Want to Talk About It initially.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 9:29 am

Good point on Henry VIII

I like the turkey question, I am going to use it in my quiz.

by **Galted** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 9:30 am

That's the one LD.

I think the ABBA one goes something like "I don't wanna talk, that's what you've done to me.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 9:32 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:JuliusHMarx

Posts : 16300
Join date : 2011-07-02
Location : Paisley Park

Congratulations on your 16,300th post, Jules. Nice symmetry there.

Thanks TLD. It's milestones like that that keep me posting.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 02 Oct 2017, 9:33 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:I'm thinking ABBA, Galted.... Winner Takes It All

Correct

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