It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **Galted** Wed 11 Apr 2018, 1:15 pm

First topic message reminder :

Is this the thread split? I can never keep track. It's a sh*t one if it is.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 10:07 am

Cheers, I have passed the advice on.

by **Galted** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 10:41 am

Morning all. I see that Shah had taken to sporadic abuse of Jeff on tw*tter.

by **Galted** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 10:43 am

Galted wrote:Morning ~~all~~ both. I see that Shah had taken to sporadic abuse of Jeff on tw*tter.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 11:30 am

Can you provide examples?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 11:31 am

Which one is Shah?

Jeff is quite the twitter personality

by **Galted** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 12:58 pm

One radox comment, one about being slapped by a wrestler, there’ve been a few others. I think it’s Shah, the style is similar.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 1:28 pm

If it is Radox, it must be, I will have a look.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 1:32 pm

Wonder if Tino is on Tw*tter

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 2:09 pm

Oh go on then, post a link so I can see the Radox comment.

by **Galted** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 2:16 pm

Afraid it was a while ago and I don’t know if you can search on Tw*tter. But it happened, Julius, I swear it happened.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 2:26 pm

I can't find it either, sorry.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 3:16 pm

Sounds to me like a plan to get you Tw*ttering to the nation, and then the world.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 21 Aug 2018, 4:30 pm

Galted wrote:Afraid it was a while ago and I don’t know if you can search on Tw*tter. But it happened, Julius, I swear it happened.

...said sean.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 8:47 am

As no one else is fisting...

Fist

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 8:48 am

~~Fist o' the morning to you.~~

Shame about Galted/Robbie Rotten. He will be missed.

by **Galted** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 8:56 am

I'm not dead, I'm tird again.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 8:58 am

As glad to hear that, Galts, as I was to hear the chick from lazy town was over age...

by **Galted** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 9:38 am

Epic night last night on Witcher 3. Sold all the sh*t I'd been accumulating and celebrated by intercoursing an elf wh*re in Novigrad. There's supposed to be a cheaper whorehouse at the docks but I can't find it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 9:41 am

Galted wrote:Epic night last night on Witcher 3. Sold all the sh*t I'd been accumulating and celebrated by intercoursing an elf wh*re in Novigrad. There's supposed to be a cheaper whorehouse at the docks but I can't find it.

Wild HC*nt

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 9:42 am

Never frequented them in the Witcher.

Blood and wine DLC is ace, as is the Hearts of Stone.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 9:52 am

Cricket, anyone?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 10:03 am

By Jiminy, no.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 10:11 am

My sandpaper is chirping again.

by **Galted** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 10:48 am

It's too broad a topic

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 11:18 am

Yeah, that's the root of the problem.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 12:58 pm

Bumrah nearly lost his pant over it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 1:15 pm

Wasn't he the guy from Thundercats?

by **superflyweight** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 1:19 pm

Galted wrote:Epic night last night on Witcher 3. Sold all the sh*t I'd been accumulating and celebrated by intercoursing an elf wh*re in Novigrad. There's supposed to be a cheaper whorehouse at the docks but I can't find it.

Can't decide whether posts about Galted having sex with a computer game is a step up or step down from posts about sean having sex with women who don't exist.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 1:30 pm

Probably easier to eat chips from a computer desk, rather than an imaginary back.

by **Galted** Wed 22 Aug 2018, 1:50 pm

Not just sex, sex with an elf wh*re paid for with the brains of drowners!

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 23 Aug 2018, 6:56 am

Oi, flipper/Jules, why is there no Fist Emoji? (barring the obvious)

It would save me literally moments in a morning.

Fist.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 23 Aug 2018, 8:50 am

rick_dagless wrote:Oi, flipper/Jules, why is there no Fist Emoji? (barring the obvious)

It would save me literally moments in a morning.

by **Galted** Thu 23 Aug 2018, 9:24 am

Tird again. Finally found the whorehouse by the docks last night but it was pretty much like being in a pub in Eltham or Bexley.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 23 Aug 2018, 12:07 pm

Froth

Is she related to anyone in the game, Galted?
Could she be the sorceress' long lost cousin gone astray? Think there might be a link somehow.

by **superflyweight** Thu 23 Aug 2018, 12:51 pm

Did you go all the way with the elf, Galted. Or did you just want someone to hold you and listen to you all night?

by **Galted** Thu 23 Aug 2018, 2:08 pm

Pal Joey wrote:Froth

Is she related to anyone in the game, Galted?
Could she be the sorceress' long lost cousin gone astray? Think there might be a link somehow.

It’s possible, though I suspect she has more to do with keeping lonely gamers from suicide than completing the game.

by **Galted** Thu 23 Aug 2018, 2:11 pm

superflyweight wrote:Did you go all the way with the elf, Galted. Or did you just want someone to hold you and listen to you all night?

All the way, 55” of tits, arse and pointy ears. Was strangely unsatisfying seeing as I’ve been playing computer games since about 1982 and this is the first time I can recall my character getting his leg over.

by **superflyweight** Thu 23 Aug 2018, 2:35 pm

Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Did you go all the way with the elf, Galted. Or did you just want someone to hold you and listen to you all night?

All the way, 55” of tits, arse and pointy ears. Was strangely unsatisfying seeing as I’ve been playing computer games since about 1982 and this is the first time I can recall my character getting his leg over.

Daley Thompson's Decathlon?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 24 Aug 2018, 4:43 am

Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Did you go all the way with the elf, Galted. Or did you just want someone to hold you and listen to you all night?

All the way, 55” of tits, arse and pointy ears. Was strangely unsatisfying seeing as I’ve been playing computer games since about 1982 and this is the first time I can recall my character getting his leg over.

Life imitates art more than art imitates life

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 24 Aug 2018, 7:12 am

Open palm.

Mornng

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:25 am

Sicond. I gift you a fist emoji, and you don't even use it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:26 am

I was feeling in a more pacifist mood today, but it will be used properly soon.

Morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:58 am

Saying that, I have just wandered onto a Daily Express comments section, and a fist may now be applicable.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Aug 2018, 10:17 am

Another PM got fisted here by his own party about 5 hours ago.
He has been replaced by a more broad based moderate pudgy and sweaty... yet somewhat driven and energetic fisting Pentacostal PM.
Deputy PM: failed semi-professional tennis club player but good with numbers

Since 2007:

where,

A = Liberal/National PM
B = ALP PM

and

* = backstabbed by faction of own party
** = stabbed from front by faction of own party

A1 - 1996-2007, election
B1* - 2007-2010, coup
B2* - 2010-2013, election
B1** - 2013, reverse coup
A2* - 2013-2015, election
A3** - 2015-2018, coup
A4 - 2018
election before next May

Hard to keep up with, yeah? Basically the party remains in government whilst some leaders get chopped before finishing a term.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Aug 2018, 10:22 am

Pal Joey wrote:Deputy PM: failed semi-professional tennis player

Dude!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Aug 2018, 10:25 am

Yeah, he persevered for a while before realising he was never going to make it on the big scene.
He was living in the UK at the time.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:31 am

non-holiday fist

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 28 Aug 2018, 6:44 am

Post bank holiday fist.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Aug 2018, 8:40 am

morning rick. If we don't reach thread split before the weekend I'll miss it, as I'm off on holiday for 2 weeks after that. It's going to be a nail-biter.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 28 Aug 2018, 10:19 am

morning, Jules, we will try and kick on!

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