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Happy New Year 2019 everyone!

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You m-ik-aelsed the thread

What a prik I am.

PRIKKKKK!

Morning, guys, I see I missed nought yesterday

That pretty much sums up the CC these days.

It does look like your OP in this thread, is going to be accurate.

Not if I can help it.

Not on my watch.

That's the spirit chaps! What ho!

Though it may possibly not have been a good idea to mention the year in the original post.

I think I may have found out what happened to Tino -
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45745982

I think he’s more likely to have fallen from a tree or cliff while filming an insect eating another insect.

Non-cartoon fist!

Nice one Galted. Sometimes an old-fashioned fist is the best.

Cheers, Julius, though laziness and ignorance played their part.

Morning

Morning rick, you sly fister.

Morning, Jules, how are you this fine morn?

I'm feeling creative this morning rick - as I fill out last week's timesheet.

LOL out loud, I have seen a lot of creative stuff on timesheets, always worth a go.

I am in the limbo bit before you leave a job, where there is still a modicum of professionalism left, but are not willing to give too many f**ks for stuff finishing post leave date.

No queries from me. That all looks above board to me... at a cursory glance from afar.

Do you use " (ditto marx) " instead of re-writing the same thing over and over or is it not applicable in your time sheet format?

It's all done on Microsoft software. We're a bit short of work at the moment, so usually have to find some online training, or other informal self-teach stuff, but it's hard to do that with any enthusiasm.

Yeah, just hit Enter at the end of it all and send it through.

Just found some old time sheets in the attic... from 1998-99 just before the olympic games.
I was quite thorough allocating hours to each "component" which had a different job number. Quite creative too. Broke it down to half hours mainly.

I also still have the corresponding diary with things like "disc. Keith entry gates & transport routes" and "amend Control Plans; Issue F SOCOG"

Think I'll shred them. (not the diaries) It's a fairly chunky sized stack of papers held together in a large hold back clip.

Aha! I have stumbled upon a thread in need of a fist.

Morning Galted. Nice fisting.
What's happening?

Cheers, P Joey.
Not much going on, wiping sh*t off my son's arse and digging sh*t out of the cat's litter box. How are things with you?

The neighbour's cat will probably try to take a crap on the pebbles behind the garage in the next hour or so.
I'm thinking about what can I spray there to deter it? Acid or anthrax would perhaps send the message rather than just pepper or mint.

Feel bad - I've already used a mixture of warm/hot water, asbestos (drain cleaner), "household" vinegar, floor cleaner and a dash of meths to discourage the 2 pigeons out the front. Should have seen the look on their faces when the torrent hit them. I bet you they'll try to come back though. They were sitting right on top of my new solar battery inverter/isolator.. no doubt about to leave their mark. Phucking persistent varmint!

Pal Joey wrote:The neighbour's cat will probably try to take a crap on the pebbles behind the garage in the next hour or so.
I'm thinking about what can I spray there to deter it? Acid or anthrax would perhaps send the message rather than just pepper or mint.

Why not a combination of pepper and mint? You could call it peppermint.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:The neighbour's cat will probably try to take a crap on the pebbles behind the garage in the next hour or so.
I'm thinking about what can I spray there to deter it? Acid or anthrax would perhaps send the message rather than just pepper or mint.

Why not a combination of pepper and mint? You could call it peppermint.

Wouldn't those peppermints attract ants though?

Need to do some research on it. I'm sure there's some plant which turns them off.

Noted how raf missed your "normal" remark. Good of you to point out what you meant.
Lesser fly's mutli-coloured arse is glowing again I see.

Pal Joey wrote:The neighbour's cat will probably try to take a crap on the pebbles behind the garage in the next hour or so.
I'm thinking about what can I spray there to deter it? Acid or anthrax would perhaps send the message rather than just pepper or mint.

Feel bad - I've already used a mixture of warm/hot water, asbestos (drain cleaner), "household" vinegar, floor cleaner and a dash of meths to discourage the 2 pigeons out the front. Should have seen the look on their faces when the torrent hit them. I bet you they'll try to come back though. They were sitting right on top of my new solar battery inverter/isolator.. no doubt about to leave their mark. Phucking persistent varmint!

If it's anything like our cat try showering it with love and attention and it will stay the f*ck away.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:The neighbour's cat will probably try to take a crap on the pebbles behind the garage in the next hour or so.
I'm thinking about what can I spray there to deter it? Acid or anthrax would perhaps send the message rather than just pepper or mint.

Feel bad - I've already used a mixture of warm/hot water, asbestos (drain cleaner), "household" vinegar, floor cleaner and a dash of meths to discourage the 2 pigeons out the front. Should have seen the look on their faces when the torrent hit them. I bet you they'll try to come back though. They were sitting right on top of my new solar battery inverter/isolator.. no doubt about to leave their mark. Phucking persistent varmint!

If it's anything like our cat try showering it with love and attention and it will stay the f*ck away.

Can't get close to the ba'stard though. I'm not sure if it's the same kitten I used to be 'friends' with a few years back.

This one is not so friendly, stockier and looks well fed on ME style food. It's a Shia Muslim cat. It's turds are like streaky beef Shiskebabs... luckily they dry out quickly here in the hot sun. I've hurled a few back over the fence every now and then. Hear them clank on the roof then roll into the gutter.

Try showering it with napalm then.

A blowtorch might give it a good fright. Good old UN scorched earth policy.

If you sh1t in it's spot that will probably make it look elsewhere.

If no-one else wants a fist this morning I'll take it.

Lol out loud. Now I’m ashamed of my fist.

When in doubt Galted, click on the Emoticons icon -> View More Emoticons -> Specials. There you will find what you are seeking.

Thanks, Julius. I will see if my phone allows me to.

Morning

Morning fister. Quite like the sicond one.

Morning. I too prefer the sicond fist.

Flipper seems to have gone pink. Very metrosexual.

Maybe it's the salmon coming out in him.

I may have spent some time playing in the admin controls again.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I may have spent some time playing in the admin controls again.

Yeah, #metoo.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I may have spent some time playing in the admin controls again.

Yeah, #metoo.

I am beyond ecstatic having seen that result. I only wish I knew how to do the same.

I think I need to resize my effort.

Edit: I'm getting closer to the goal here.

Appreciate the thought but I haven't worn Hi-Tecs since I ruined my last pair walking through the sea off Corfu. I wear Rockports now.