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Fist.

Yep, I don't know whether to be impressed by the speed of the capitulation, or annoyed, but all worked out.

Anyhoo, I have lol out loud a few times on this thread today, great works guys.

rick_dagless wrote:Yep, I don't know whether to be impressed by the speed of the capitulation, or annoyed, but all worked out.

Did you get your standard cut of 150% of the refund?

Of course, at Tea Society Money Chasers 4U this is std. terms.

superflyweight wrote:Now that Tina pays us an occasional visit from the after life, is there any hope that Adam D might pop in now and again.  

He died shortly after Tina's homophobic abuse over Adam's appletini thread and I really miss taking the p1ss out of his love for wrestling and crap films and music.  

Very, very unlikely. He has probably got at least one alt account, but it would be a shock if the original account came back

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Now that Tina pays us an occasional visit from the after life, is there any hope that Adam D might pop in now and again.  

He died shortly after Tina's homophobic abuse over Adam's appletini thread and I really miss taking the p1ss out of his love for wrestling and crap films and music.  

Very, very unlikely. He has probably got at least one alt account, but it would be a shock if the original account came back

What happened with him - did he flounce off in a big huff because someone was mean about KoKo B. Ware?

superflyweight wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Now that Tina pays us an occasional visit from the after life, is there any hope that Adam D might pop in now and again.  

He died shortly after Tina's homophobic abuse over Adam's appletini thread and I really miss taking the p1ss out of his love for wrestling and crap films and music.  

Very, very unlikely. He has probably got at least one alt account, but it would be a shock if the original account came back

What happened with him - did he flounce off in a big huff because someone was mean about KoKo B. Ware?  

After some big arguments with multiple people, he threatened that he'd leaked all passwords and personal details to some sort of cyber outfit and threatened to do other things to hurt people at work.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Now that Tina pays us an occasional visit from the after life, is there any hope that Adam D might pop in now and again.  

He died shortly after Tina's homophobic abuse over Adam's appletini thread and I really miss taking the p1ss out of his love for wrestling and crap films and music.  

Very, very unlikely. He has probably got at least one alt account, but it would be a shock if the original account came back

What happened with him - did he flounce off in a big huff because someone was mean about KoKo B. Ware?  

After some big arguments with multiple people, he threatened that he'd leaked all passwords and personal details to some sort of cyber outfit and threatened to do other things to hurt people at work.

Brilliant.

pUNk fISt

Sweet fist, peej.

Sicond

end of the week tird

Looks like the rumours are true and Far Cry 6 is becoming a reality, might have to splash out on a PS5 ahead of schedule.

Double-michaelsing to end last week, what a moment.

Hi Galted.
This whole site has a touch of the michaels. How was your weekend? Terrorised by the cat much?

re played Far Cry 3 at the weekend, realized we had it free as part of FC5 season pass, nice. bloody good game.

Tird

Pal Joey wrote:Hi Galted.
This whole site has a touch of the michaels. How was your weekend? Terrorised by the cat much?

Was good thanks, PJ, how was yours?

The cat's developed a new bedtime routine.  If I go to sleep on my side she slaps my face and I have to roll onto my back so that she can lie on my chest and have her chin rubbed.  When she's had enough she suddenly bites and claws my hands and wrists. C*nt.

rick_dagless wrote:re played Far Cry 3 at the weekend, realized we had it free as part of FC5 season pass, nice. bloody good game.

Tird

Tried it a while back but couldn't really get past the clumsy 8 point movement and gave up after getting repeatedly killed during the first rescue mission.  Have to say though that Vaas looked like an excellent villain.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Hi Galted.
This whole site has a touch of the michaels. How was your weekend? Terrorised by the cat much?

Was good thanks, PJ, how was yours?

The cat's developed a new bedtime routine.  If I go to sleep on my side she slaps my face and I have to roll onto my back so that she can lie on my chest and have her chin rubbed.  When she's had enough she suddenly bites and claws my hands and wrists.  C*nt.

So demanding!

Weekend was good thanks. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Raining on and off here so it's tailor made for watching a little sport. I particularly enjoy watching the Super Rugby Aotearoa. High quality stuff.

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:re played Far Cry 3 at the weekend, realized we had it free as part of FC5 season pass, nice. bloody good game.

Tird

Tried it a while back but couldn't really get past the clumsy 8 point movement and gave up after getting repeatedly killed during the first rescue mission.  Have to say though that Vaas looked like an excellent villain.

The remastered version is on PS store for about 3 quid, no real difference in mechanics from 4 and 5 you should give it another go (graphics are great too)

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:re played Far Cry 3 at the weekend, realized we had it free as part of FC5 season pass, nice. bloody good game.

Tird

Tried it a while back but couldn't really get past the clumsy 8 point movement and gave up after getting repeatedly killed during the first rescue mission.  Have to say though that Vaas looked like an excellent villain.

The remastered version is on PS store for about 3 quid, no real difference in mechanics from 4 and 5 you should give it another go (graphics are great too)

Hmm, that might warrant a 'yay' (non-gay).

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:re played Far Cry 3 at the weekend, realized we had it free as part of FC5 season pass, nice. bloody good game.

Tird

Tried it a while back but couldn't really get past the clumsy 8 point movement and gave up after getting repeatedly killed during the first rescue mission.  Have to say though that Vaas looked like an excellent villain.

The remastered version is on PS store for about 3 quid, no real difference in mechanics from 4 and 5 you should give it another go (graphics are great too)

Hmm, that might warrant a 'yay' (non-gay).

No such thing a "non-gay" yay. You bender.

Picked up some new chickens this morning. Some Bantams. Haven't got round to finishing the new coop so stuck them in with some of the other large breed chickens. You can generally mix them with no problems but I kept half an eye on them just in case some of the bigger ones got a little aggressive. Anyway, I shouldn't have worried, one of them is a f*cking thunder b*stard. I think it is channeling either Glated's cat or, worse still, the ghost of Dave. It couldn't reach the feeders or the water so just went f*cking crazy and started savaging some of the bigger ones. Pecking at their feet and trying to pull feathers out.

It was something to behold. I think she needs a coop to herself. I don't need to worry about foxes with her around either - she will smash the f*ckers in next time they bother us.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:re played Far Cry 3 at the weekend, realized we had it free as part of FC5 season pass, nice. bloody good game.

Tird

Tried it a while back but couldn't really get past the clumsy 8 point movement and gave up after getting repeatedly killed during the first rescue mission.  Have to say though that Vaas looked like an excellent villain.

The remastered version is on PS store for about 3 quid, no real difference in mechanics from 4 and 5 you should give it another go (graphics are great too)

Hmm, that might warrant a 'yay' (non-gay).

No such thing a "non-gay" yay. You bender.

Picked up some new chickens this morning. Some Bantams. Haven't got round to finishing the new coop so stuck them in with some of the other large breed chickens. You can generally mix them with no problems but I kept half an eye on them just in case some of the bigger ones got a little aggressive. Anyway, I shouldn't have worried, one of them is a f*cking thunder b*stard. I think it is channeling either Glated's cat or, worse still, the ghost of Dave. It couldn't reach the feeders or the water so just went f*cking crazy and started savaging some of the bigger ones. Pecking at their feet and trying to pull feathers out.

It was something to behold. I think she needs a coop to herself. I don't need to worry about foxes with her around either - she will smash the f*ckers in next time they bother us.

Two things you can do about that, either a paid YouTube channel for people to enjoy its escapades or a BearMoo BBQ skewer set.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:re played Far Cry 3 at the weekend, realized we had it free as part of FC5 season pass, nice. bloody good game.

Tird

Tried it a while back but couldn't really get past the clumsy 8 point movement and gave up after getting repeatedly killed during the first rescue mission.  Have to say though that Vaas looked like an excellent villain.

The remastered version is on PS store for about 3 quid, no real difference in mechanics from 4 and 5 you should give it another go (graphics are great too)

Hmm, that might warrant a 'yay' (non-gay).

No such thing a "non-gay" yay. You bender.

Was about to mention, Galts. Use of that term above - even with some sort of disclaimer - is surely a Tino magnet.

Pal Joey wrote:Was about to mention, Galts. Use of that term above - even with some sort of disclaimer - is surely a Tino magnet.

Someone has to keep this place in order, PJ.

Whilst I have you, I particularly enjoyed your story of theoretically kicking a dogs face in on the golf board. Lovely stuff, champ.

As an owner of 2 dogs and currently fostering another one, I can't condone violence towards our canine friends but that shouldn't detract from what a lovely post it was.

I think it gains a certain gravitas coming from an Aussie who is definitely wearing shorts, vest and work boots at time of writing. Slightly more intimidating than Super_Insecure running round in his spandex trying to avoid "those blacks".

Yes, I'm actually a dog lover... except for those particular aggressive types. Feel sorry for it (Onyx the Staffie) to tell you the truth. The poor bugger is cooped up all day. No wonder it's a potential killing machine. My response reflects the fact that we live in a "dog eats dog world" so anything goes...

Mid winter here, Tino, so I'm all rugged up... heaters on full bore. Huge snow dump down south... even some good falls up in northern NSW.

On the subject of coops, I discovered that I'm some distant relative of a certain Henry "The Fowler" King of East Saxony. My 31st great-grandfather.
He got the name apparently when some messengers arrived to inform him that Conrad 1 had recommended him for the throne... and he was out in the yard fixing his 'birding nets'. Great story if true. I bet he had a few names for his beloved fowls. This all happened around the year 919... so only 1101 years ago.

Using a correctly hyphenated 'non-gay' is ample proof that one is not homosexual, I'm sure Rick and Super would back me up if they weren't Kelly Preston and Zinzi Mandela.

I also read today that Elvis' grandson shuffled off this mortal coil. He was only 27. Probably aka Raf.

Fist

I'm not Elvis' grandson!

P.S. that dog story on the golf boards is quite clearly a massive lie. The guy is a f*cking idiot.

Sicond, what canine bull5h1ttery is occurring?

Apparently he got nipped in the gonads by a rogue dog whilst going for a run in the woods and then sank his boot into said canine. The owner was some feral chav sitting in a nearby car who was unaware of the whole indecent, your honour.

I think one of my first comments on this forum was about dogs nipping the gonads of errant doggers, how odd.

In irritating news, my hairdresser has taken the opportunity to retire during lockdown, and now I have to learn to make small talk with some other c**t.

We had a nice understanding where we talked about football, and that's it.

I had a hair cut yesterday. I go to this Korean lady... don't think her English is too good. I explain roughly what I want, she grins like a cat, nods her head... snips and clips away. Washes hair and I get half a hard on. 10/10 for micro detail attention preventing water in ear holes. Trims a bit more. Flashes the mirror at the back of the head. I say "looks neat". Pay feck all; then leave.

That's one of the good things about London, it's easy enough to get yourself a foreign one and avoid having to make any small talk at all.

You might want to use the term 'barber' instead of 'hairdresser' as homophobia is still rampant on this thread, discovered this to my cost yesterday.

Tino seems sadly out of touch with the modern sensibilities of the Tea Society since his resurrection.

I was going to mention something about the suicide of Seoul Mayor Park Won-soon... but quickly realised there was nothing really 'winning' in such a line of conversation.

I've been shaving my own head during lockdown and it's been fine, but I do miss the mad Turkish b@stard who I usually go to.  He uses an open flame to burn the hair off your ears and puts hot wax on cotton buds and sticks them up your nostrils to deal with nasal hair.  I'm always slightly scared that hes going to yank out my septum.

Never had you down as a chrome dome, super. Always thought you had a full head of wild hair with beard and sideburns.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino seems sadly out of touch with the modern sensibilities of the Tea Society since his resurrection.

I do feel like this place has changed since I died.

There never used to be gamerz talk and nose hair removal techniques.

Benders.

Pal Joey wrote:Never had you down as a chrome dome, super. Always thought you had a full head of wild hair with beard and sideburns.

A sexy number 2 cut all over, PJ.  I am also sporting a lock down beard at the moment that is causing many a heart in the local community to flutter when I pass.  

Tina is just overcompensating because he's now entirely employed as a dressmaker's bitch.

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Never had you down as a chrome dome, super. Always thought you had a full head of wild hair with beard and sideburns.

A sexy number 2 cut all over, PJ.  I am also sporting a lock down beard at the moment that is causing many a heart in the local community to flutter when I pass.  

Tina is just overcompensating because he's now entirely employed as a dressmaker's bitch.

You live in Scotland, their hearts are fluttering because the blood can't squeeze past all the cholesterol.

But your second point is valid. Although bless Boris, since he showed strong and inspirational leadership, our Mrs Windows's order book is actually looking more promising than it was.

That's good. Can imagine that there is a lot of people going to be cramming weddings in next year.

Will be hard to find a car parking space in Gretna Green when this thing blows over.

superflyweight wrote:That's good.  Can imagine that there is a lot of people going to be cramming weddings in next year.    

Yep, seems to be the case. We had quite a lot of orders suspended for weddings this summer that are now being re-started. Christenings as well. If it carries on this way, Mrs Windows is soon going to find out that leaving me in charge of the admin (I prefer to call myself a Marketing, Finance and Advertising Executive) is a f*cking terrible mistake.

Top punning from PJ on the golf boards.

l*l out loud.

Well played, PJ.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Hi Galted.
This whole site has a touch of the michaels. How was your weekend? Terrorised by the cat much?

Was good thanks, PJ, how was yours?

The cat's developed a new bedtime routine.  If I go to sleep on my side she slaps my face and I have to roll onto my back so that she can lie on my chest and have her chin rubbed.  When she's had enough she suddenly bites and claws my hands and wrists.  C*nt.

So demanding!

Weekend was good thanks. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Raining on and off here so it's tailor made for watching a little sport. I particularly enjoy watching the Super Rugby Aotearoa. High quality stuff.

Came on here casually reading and not totally concentrating...and for a moment I thought Galted was referring to his good wife rather than the cat. Anticlimax !

In my defence : you never know what is going to be revealed on this thread ...

lovely stuff, peej.

I've always just assumed that when Galted talks about his cat that he's actually talking about his wife. Particularly the stories about the cat clawing his balls.