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Fist.

Raf will be somewhere, probably on a jet ski.

Fist.

Julius would've been at the previous week's demo with his hounds and blunderbuss. Fairly sure he's the reason the police were wearing riot gear at this one.

Sicond.

I thought he was more of a house cat and cotton yarn type of guy.

Tird.

Jules is the personification of duality.

I'm a lover not a fighter.

Soft slipper diplomacy always wins out in the end.

Not dead. Afternoon (morning to PJ) all.

Just been doing some home schooling to my 9 year old twins. Had a massive row with them over how to say kilometre. They stormed off to their room so lesson over. Result.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not dead. Afternoon (morning to PJ) all.

Just been doing some home schooling to my 9 year old twins. Had a massive row with them over how to say kilometre. They stormed off to their room so lesson over. Result.

Did you say it's pronounced 'm-eye-ul'?

If you need any help, Tino, feel free to ask. I will hold you in my debt.

Edit: I forgot to add that I'm a teacher, not just a worried adult that feels the need to save these children from you.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not dead. Afternoon (morning to PJ) all.

Just been doing some home schooling to my 9 year old twins. Had a massive row with them over how to say kilometre. They stormed off to their room so lesson over. Result.

Did you say it's pronounced 'm-eye-ul'?

I said it is pronounced how I am pronouncing it - as in ker lom it er. They were pronouncing it kee lo me ter.

Next time you're round servicing Mrs Windows, Jules, can you teach them some English as well. You're way cleverer than I am.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:If you need any help, Tino, feel free to ask. I will hold you in my debt.

Edit: I forgot to add that I'm a teacher, not just a worried adult that feels the need to save these children from you.

How much do you charge? I am borderline broke so can't offer much more than kind words and gratitude. My eldest likes WWF as well so you can sit and watch that with him.

Seriously though, my respect for teachers has gone through the f*cking roof these last 3 months.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not dead. Afternoon (morning to PJ) all.

Just been doing some home schooling to my 9 year old twins. Had a massive row with them over how to say kilometre. They stormed off to their room so lesson over. Result.

Did you say it's pronounced 'm-eye-ul'?

I said it is pronounced how I am pronouncing it - as in ker lom it er. They were pronouncing it kee lo me ter.

Next time you're round servicing Mrs Windows, Jules, can you teach them some English as well. You're way cleverer than I am.

I pronounce it with an 'o' as in 'hop' and not an 'oh' as in 'hope' which pretty much means that's the correct way of using it as pronunciation is one of the many fields in which I excel.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My eldest likes WWF as well so you can sit and watch that with him.

The World Wildlife Fund have their own program? Is that on Discovery?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:If you need any help, Tino, feel free to ask. I will hold you in my debt.

Edit: I forgot to add that I'm a teacher, not just a worried adult that feels the need to save these children from you.

How much do you charge? I am borderline broke so can't offer much more than kind words and gratitude. My eldest likes WWF as well so you can sit and watch that with him.

Seriously though, my respect for teachers has gone through the f*cking roof these last 3 months.

I charge dignity. I will take your remaining dignity. But otherwise, I've got a lot of resources and stuff and have taught that age a lot

I see some Germans have got the first deckchairs in Mallorca again. Bloody 'ell! Nothing's changed has it?

Antipodean (non official) fist.

Bloody aussies, getting here first, sick.

Early bird and all, mate. How's it going?

Going well, cheers, though last couple of weeks seem to be dragging, but that is due to tedious work more than anything.

Pubs are prepping for opening, whether that is a good thing or not we will see but it will be nice to see folk, if done correctly.

Yeah. Pubs opened here a few weeks ago when it was like dining in someone's living room with low lights and only 10 people allowed. Now it's up to 50 people I think. I was always conscious of hygiene in public places prior to this but it's good to see other people learning the basics now.

Pal Joey wrote:Yeah. Pubs opened here a few weeks ago when it was like dining in someone's living room with low lights and only 10 people allowed. Now it's up to 50 people I think. I was always conscious of hygiene in public places prior to this but it's good to see other people learning the basics now.

Rubber up, kids!

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Yeah. Pubs opened here a few weeks ago when it was like dining in someone's living room with low lights and only 10 people allowed. Now it's up to 50 people I think. I was always conscious of hygiene in public places prior to this but it's good to see other people learning the basics now.

Rubber up, kids!

Ready yer masks!

Not an unmichaelsing, but a social distancing fist.

lol out loud, rilevant sicond

Shovel ready tird.

What's up guys? I hope the streets have settled down and the message has been delivered... and no horses injured.

Pal Joey wrote:Shovel ready tird.

What's up guys? I hope the streets have settled down and the message has been delivered... and no horses injured.

Hello, PJ.

Football starts again today so no-one will give a toss about anything until the next Trump visit.

Though the way this year's gone maybe I'm tempting fate a little.

Praise be the football gods, we don't play until Sunday, and it is on freeview, sweet.

Hi Galted and Rick.

Yes indeed. Trump did look a bit wobbly the other day didn't he?

An opportunity for some to let their aggro out in the stands now instead of out on the streets with the football starting again  I bet they're also happy that some statues have been encased in steel and are therefore relatively safe from the dreaded spray can or wrecking ball & chain.

It's boring, cold and wet here by comparison....

Didn't realise there was football on free to air channels. Thank f*ck Villa aren't on any of them.

No one is allowed in the grounds, peej pr to gather outside the grounds.

I thought Vlilla would on one of them, Galts, Newcastle is on Pick TV on Freeview on Sunday

I'm not Knob Sharp.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not Knob Sharp.

Tino shows up, right on cue.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not Knob Sharp.

Tino shows up, right on cue.

Chalk this one down to another Jules masterpiece.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not Knob Sharp.

Tino shows up, right on cue.

Chalk this one down to another Jules masterpiece.

Give me a break.

Been racking my brains but I can't think of any more puns.

Galted wrote:Been racking my brains but I can't think of any more puns.

Yep, I'm snookered as well.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Been racking my brains but I can't think of any more puns.

Yep, I'm snookered as well.

I always keep a couple of snooker puns in my pocket.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Been racking my brains but I can't think of any more puns.

Yep, I'm snookered as well.

I always keep a couple of snooker puns in my pocket.  

I found one under the cushion.

What's all this fisting? We'll have no trouble here.

This is a local society for local people, second.

Late to parade as I have been on con calls all morning, dangnammit.

There's no need to be rude, dear.

Said the servant to Cecil Rhodes as he fetched his slippers and lit his favourite pipe.

It's outrageous all this removing of statues no-one ever notices. Now we'll have to rely on books, articles and documentaries to learn about history.

In regards to statues I am sure we'll meet again.

Do you know where?

The White Cliffs of Dover maybe.

Jules isn't Vera Lynn, is he?

I'm wondering that too.

Not me. I'm in my prime.

Prime Rib-Fist

Linda McCartney sausage sicond.