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Quickest thread split since December '63. Great work Frankie.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Off the podium again.  Jr is at nursery, Galtova working from home in bed (dodgy as that sounds), cat calling an amnesty, would've been the perfect morning to watch a bit of cricket.

"The pitch was farcical and a disgrace." The Betoota Advocate

Your women's team played well in Dunedin today. The Kiwis lost again.
The final match is on Sunday but your gals have already wrapped up the series after 3 days.

Goodness me... 51,000 posts. That's ridiculous.

51000? Anybody higher? And a month after your 10th anniversary on here. Where was the party?

Oh - and 5,100 posts a year means 13-14 posts a day, every day.

Just realised that I must of hit 10K in the last few weeks.

lostinwales wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Off the podium again.  Jr is at nursery, Galtova working from home in bed (dodgy as that sounds), cat calling an amnesty, would've been the perfect morning to watch a bit of cricket.

"The pitch was farcical and a disgrace." The Betoota Advocate

Your women's team played well in Dunedin today. The Kiwis lost again.
The final match is on Sunday but your gals have already wrapped up the series after 3 days.

Goodness me... 51,000 posts. That's ridiculous.

51000? Anybody higher? And a month after your 10th anniversary on here. Where was the party?

There used to be a bloke from Hull called King Kenny on here. Don't know if you remember him? Quite a character. We'd go berserk on some of the Quiz and Games threads. Lucky (Luckless Pedestrian) used to be involved in it too. I was known as Linebreaker back then. Then The Loaded Dog for a while.

I think KK was going through some tough times and his missus gave him the ultimatum: It's either the v2 Sports Forum or me... take your pick!

lostinwales wrote:Oh - and 5,100 posts a year means 13-14 posts a day, every day.

Just realised that I must of hit 10K in the last few weeks.

Did you receive your small prick this morning?

How did it go?

Pal Joey wrote:

lostinwales wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Off the podium again.  Jr is at nursery, Galtova working from home in bed (dodgy as that sounds), cat calling an amnesty, would've been the perfect morning to watch a bit of cricket.

"The pitch was farcical and a disgrace." The Betoota Advocate

Your women's team played well in Dunedin today. The Kiwis lost again.
The final match is on Sunday but your gals have already wrapped up the series after 3 days.

Goodness me... 51,000 posts. That's ridiculous.

51000? Anybody higher? And a month after your 10th anniversary on here. Where was the party?

There used to be a bloke from Hull called King Kenny on here. Don't know if you remember him? Quite a character. We'd go berserk on some of the Quiz and Games threads. Lucky (Luckless Pedestrian) used to be involved in it too. I was known as Linebreaker back then. Then The Loaded Dog for a while.

I think KK was going through some tough times and his missus gave him the ultimatum: It's either the v2 Sports Forum or me... take your pick!

He obviously made the wrong choice!

I remember the Linebreaker and Loaded Dog ID's. Seeing as I mainly kept/keep to the rugby forums there are plenty of people I don't know at all despite being here for almost 10 years.

PJ is top of the 'most posts' list, nearly 3000 ahead of Good Golly I'm Olly. Kenny is still in third despite not having been on the site for over 5 years.

Good Golly I'm Olly is my favourite name of any poster on here.

superflyweight wrote:Good Golly I'm Olly is my favourite name of any poster on here.  

Thank you, I changed his username without his permission and it’s finally paid off.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Good Golly I'm Olly is my favourite name of any poster on here.  

Thank you, I changed his username without his permission and it’s finally paid off.

Well played sir!

Palindrome!

superflyweight wrote:Palindrome!

lostinwales wrote:Not sure unless that was an earlier iteration of the one I was thinking of. I am definitely not alone in thinking the person in question is, or originally claimed to be Welsh and may have feline links.

Currently claiming to be an England supporter, because we all declare who we support when we are first active. Or maybe not.

Breaking the weekend rules to mention that this instinct of yours appears to be right.

My only friend is the fist on a Monday morning

I'm not Glenn Roeder.

sic

I'm a proud tird.

Tird. Rugby is a stupid game.

Beaten to it.

Was pretty entertaining stuff. Pleasing amount of controversy as well.

Galted wrote:Was pretty entertaining stuff.  Pleasing amount of controversy as well.

In the short gaps allowed between the masterclass in the art of creative whistle blowing there was some very good stuff from both sides. I am sorry but I can't help feeling livid about the result though.

I'm sure that the Sorbonne offers a Philosophy, Mime and Rugby Refeering course.

You cannot be serious, man. You cannot be serious!!

JuliusHMarx wrote:You cannot be serious, man. You cannot be serious!!

I hate correcting a person's grammar but I think that it should be 'can not'.  I am open to correction as you probably possibly know more about tennis than I do.

Was going to post that this Welsh side are the luckiest Triple Crown winners of all time on the Rugby boards, but I don't fancy the resulting death threats.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:You cannot be serious, man. You cannot be serious!!

I hate correcting a person's grammar but I think that it should be 'can not'.  I am open to correction as you probably possibly know more about tennis than I do.

There is nothing grammatically incorrect with 'cannot'.


W*nker.

superflyweight wrote:Was going to post that this Welsh side are the luckiest Triple Crown winners of all time on the Rugby boards, but I don't fancy the resulting death threats.  

I wouldn't normally admit it but they are a decent team, luck alone won't give you the wins, but yes they have been very lucky.

As Napoleon once said (in obviously faultless English) 'I'd rather have lucky generals than good ones'.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:You cannot be serious, man. You cannot be serious!!

I hate correcting a person's grammar but I think that it should be 'can not'.  I am open to correction as you probably possibly know more about tennis than I do.

There is nothing grammatically incorrect with 'cannot'.


W*nker.

I'm referring specifically to the line you quoted, not the existence of the word.

Yours sincerely.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:You cannot be serious, man. You cannot be serious!!

I hate correcting a person's grammar but I think that it should be 'can not'.  I am open to correction as you probably possibly know more about tennis than I do.

There is nothing grammatically incorrect with 'cannot'.


W*nker.

I'm referring specifically to the line you quoted, not the existence of the word.

Yours sincerely.

I think you'll find that in the USA, his autobiography was published as 'You Cannot Be Serious'.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:You cannot be serious, man. You cannot be serious!!

I hate correcting a person's grammar but I think that it should be 'can not'.  I am open to correction as you probably possibly know more about tennis than I do.

There is nothing grammatically incorrect with 'cannot'.


W*nker.

I'm referring specifically to the line you quoted, not the existence of the word.

Yours sincerely.

I think you'll find that in the USA, his autobiography was published as 'You Cannot Be Serious'.

It's an easy mistake to make, so I won't hold it against you or his publisher. But the delivery of the tirade would suggest that it is 'can not' as the emphasis is on the 'not'.

Though any rebuttal that starts with "Errrm" or "I think you'll find" or "actually" can automatically f**k off.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:You cannot be serious, man. You cannot be serious!!

I hate correcting a person's grammar but I think that it should be 'can not'.  I am open to correction as you probably possibly know more about tennis than I do.

There is nothing grammatically incorrect with 'cannot'.


W*nker.

I'm referring specifically to the line you quoted, not the existence of the word.

Yours sincerely.

I think you'll find that in the USA, his autobiography was published as 'You Cannot Be Serious'.

It's an easy mistake to make, so I won't hold it against you or his publisher.  But the delivery of the tirade would suggest that it is 'can not' as the emphasis is on the 'not'.

Actually that's nonsense.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:You cannot be serious, man. You cannot be serious!!

I hate correcting a person's grammar but I think that it should be 'can not'.  I am open to correction as you probably possibly know more about tennis than I do.

There is nothing grammatically incorrect with 'cannot'.


W*nker.

I'm referring specifically to the line you quoted, not the existence of the word.

Yours sincerely.

I think you'll find that in the USA, his autobiography was published as 'You Cannot Be Serious'.

It's an easy mistake to make, so I won't hold it against you or his publisher.  But the delivery of the tirade would suggest that it is 'can not' as the emphasis is on the 'not'.

Actually that's nonsense.

You cannot be serious.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:You cannot be serious, man. You cannot be serious!!

I hate correcting a person's grammar but I think that it should be 'can not'.  I am open to correction as you probably possibly know more about tennis than I do.

There is nothing grammatically incorrect with 'cannot'.


W*nker.

I'm referring specifically to the line you quoted, not the existence of the word.

Yours sincerely.

I think you'll find that in the USA, his autobiography was published as 'You Cannot Be Serious'.

It's an easy mistake to make, so I won't hold it against you or his publisher.  But the delivery of the tirade would suggest that it is 'can not' as the emphasis is on the 'not'.

Actually that's nonsense.

Pure Buncombe County bunkum.

You kids play nicely now.

I'm not Johnny Briggs.

He's here with us though. He's just put Randy Savage in a figure 4 leg lock.

I must be getting old and boring as I no longer get the Russian singles adverts.

And they say you can't spell "Advertisements" without semen between t1ts

I think you'll find that this is a fist.

Actually....  I'm sicond.

How goes it, Jules? Things getting better on your side of the world?

Once again it's a tird for me.

I see progress, real progress.

Fort or thought. Not enough thinking going on until the caffeine soaks in

There is the promise of things getting better PJ. Not actually happened yet.

Everyone had their jab yet or are there any conspiracy theorists among us?

Not me (yet) but you can track who has had it and where they are, from the Government app.

I haven't had it and given that my mum (who is 73 and has underlying health difficulties) only got her jab 10 days ago - I'm not expecting to get it any time soon.

I think it depends where you are. I and the wife had our 1st jabs (Pfizer) last Thursday

The good news is that the infection rates are dropping very fast. The bad that there are always new mutations, and the latest one to hit the headlines, a Brazilian variant that may not be covered by the vaccines, seems to have managed to get into the UK despite our new quarantine regulations and 'world beating' track and trace.

Saturday for me. I'm jazzed up to find out what version I get. I'm hoping for Oxford/AZ, then I can laugh at the Pfizer mob. No idea why I've been selected seeing as I haven't been in hospital for myself since I was born and I'm also a Man of the North so don't get ill.

I'm also dead so it all seems a waste of time but I will go and have it anyway.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Saturday for me. I'm jazzed up to find out what version I get. I'm hoping for Oxford/AZ, then I can laugh at the Pfizer mob. No idea why I've been selected seeing as I haven't been in hospital for myself since I was born and I'm also a Man of the North so don't get ill.

I'm also dead so it all seems a waste of time but I will go and have it anyway.

I got Pfizered, hope it doesn't come between us.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Saturday for me. I'm jazzed up to find out what version I get. I'm hoping for Oxford/AZ, then I can laugh at the Pfizer mob. No idea why I've been selected seeing as I haven't been in hospital for myself since I was born and I'm also a Man of the North so don't get ill.

I'm also dead so it all seems a waste of time but I will go and have it anyway.

I got Pfizered, hope it doesn't come between us.

Depends how close we stand as I read on the internet that the Oxford jab makes your knob bigger. FACT.

That's not what they mean when they say "just a little prick".

superflyweight wrote:That's not what they mean when they say "just a little prick".

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.

I'm no Saint.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm no Saint.

As Jeff's no longer on here, I can nick one of his sensitive memorial tw**ts.

'Ian St John?  Ian St Gone more like.'

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm no Saint.

As Jeff's no longer on here, I can nick one of his sensitive memorial tw**ts.

'Ian St John?  Ian St Gone more like.'

Jimmy grieves.