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Quickest thread split since December '63. Great work Frankie.

My jab is tomorrow morning. 51 currently. Not unwell. BMI of about 30 but it isn't fat. (Not sure what it is these days given the amount of time I have spent over the last year just sitting in the attic - maybe just a fat head). But am technically a carer.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been invited for my first vaccine next week. I'm only 43 and neither unwell or a bloater. No idea why I've been selected this early.

I'm going for mine later today, I'll ask them why you've been selected.

Thanks, Galted. That is why on some occasions, you're my favourite poster.

I'll probably get my jab in October. I'm on the cusp. BMI of just under 24. I feel fat but look different to what I feel. Lately I've been uncharacteristically sedentary but I usually burn off calories quickly. Think I'm part reptile. I am not Ben Stokes nor am I Tiger Wood's automobile.

I am nearly 43 BMI of 22 and no where near my Jab yet, happy to get those in need, like Tino, go first.

We need more than one spinner to even get close to this game....

When did they bring in 2 day test matches?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been invited for my first vaccine next week. I'm only 43 and neither unwell or a bloater. No idea why I've been selected this early.

I'm going for mine later today, I'll ask them why you've been selected.

Thanks, Galted. That is why on some occasions, you're my favourite poster.

Undecided as to whether I'm going to go with dressmaking being an essential service or 43 being very old for a Man of the North.

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been invited for my first vaccine next week. I'm only 43 and neither unwell or a bloater. No idea why I've been selected this early.

I'm going for mine later today, I'll ask them why you've been selected.

Undecided as to whether I'm going to go with dressmaking being an essential service or 43 being very old for a Man of the North.

43 is very old for a Man of the North, but you're forgetting that I'm already dead Galted.

Supes is about the same age as me and is on the council of the elders up there.

Jules is about the same age as me and is on the human league arts council up there.

Pal Joey wrote:Jules is about the same age as me and is on the human league arts council up there.

They do want me.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Jules is about the same age as me and is on the human league arts council up there.

They do want me.

I know this much is true.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Supes is about the same age as me and is on the council of the elders up there.

I'm 43 next week and am considered to be like Gandalf in Scotland. Just checked and my BMI is 24 (having been up at a fearsome 29 last August after a summer of eating Salted Caramel Magnum's and drinking cold beer).

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been invited for my first vaccine next week. I'm only 43 and neither unwell or a bloater. No idea why I've been selected this early.

I'm going for mine later today, I'll ask them why you've been selected.

Undecided as to whether I'm going to go with dressmaking being an essential service or 43 being very old for a Man of the North.

43 is very old for a Man of the North, but you're forgetting that I'm already dead Galted.

Turns out that a lot of NHS staff avidly followed your Culture Cup during the many years they were waiting for a pay rise and so were keen to prevent you dying yet again as a thank you.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been invited for my first vaccine next week. I'm only 43 and neither unwell or a bloater. No idea why I've been selected this early.

I'm going for mine later today, I'll ask them why you've been selected.

Undecided as to whether I'm going to go with dressmaking being an essential service or 43 being very old for a Man of the North.

43 is very old for a Man of the North, but you're forgetting that I'm already dead Galted.

Turns out that a lot of NHS staff avidly followed your Culture Cup during the many years they were waiting for a pay rise and so were keen to prevent you dying yet again as a thank you.

Those bunch of c*nts should be standing out on their hospital doorsteps applauding me every Thursday night.

That reminds me, when is Round 2 going up, Tino?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been invited for my first vaccine next week. I'm only 43 and neither unwell or a bloater. No idea why I've been selected this early.

I'm going for mine later today, I'll ask them why you've been selected.

Undecided as to whether I'm going to go with dressmaking being an essential service or 43 being very old for a Man of the North.

43 is very old for a Man of the North, but you're forgetting that I'm already dead Galted.

Turns out that a lot of NHS staff avidly followed your Culture Cup during the many years they were waiting for a pay rise and so were keen to prevent you dying yet again as a thank you.

Those bunch of c*nts should be standing out on their hospital doorsteps applauding me every Thursday night.

L*l out loud. Apparently they did a load of Tik-Tok tributes and got slated for it.

I actually had my vaccination administered by a charming lady army medic. I tried to dazzle her by not wincing when she injected me but she didn't react. Probably used to sawing off limbs on the battlefield with a Stanley knife.

JuliusHMarx wrote:That reminds me, when is Round 2 going up, Tino?

I hate having to post two l*ls out loud in a row but l*l out loud.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:That reminds me, when is Round 2 going up, Tino?

I hate having to post two l*ls out loud in a row but l*l out loud.

I've laid out my terms. Jeff/Geoff Rowley/Rowley returns and then so does the Culture Cup. And I mean the proper Culture Cup, not that sham of an imitation that Flipper came up with.

Now we all throw the odd WUM in there from time to time, and mostly it is funny. But I can't help wonder sometimes about what motivates the career trolls. To all intents and purposes it appears that someone who used to cause a certain amount of angst on the rugby forums in the past has reappeared with a new account. The interesting thing is that the account was set up more than a year ago, but pretty much unused until maybe 2 weeks ago. There is a degree of planning there which just seems so over the top.

My guess is it's gwlad.

Not sure unless that was an earlier iteration of the one I was thinking of. I am definitely not alone in thinking the person in question is, or originally claimed to be Welsh and may have feline links.

Currently claiming to be an England supporter, because we all declare who we support when we are first active. Or maybe not.

lostinwales wrote:Not sure unless that was an earlier iteration of the one I was thinking of. I am definitely not alone in thinking the person in question is, or originally claimed to be Welsh and may have feline links.

Tom-cat Jones?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Not sure unless that was an earlier iteration of the one I was thinking of. I am definitely not alone in thinking the person in question is, or originally claimed to be Welsh and may have feline links.

Tom-cat Jones?

Lion Giggs.

lostinwales wrote:Now we all throw the odd WUM in there from time to time, and mostly it is funny. But I can't help wonder sometimes about what motivates the career trolls. To all intents and purposes it appears that someone who used to cause a certain amount of angst on the rugby forums in the past has reappeared with a new account. The interesting thing is that the account was set up more than a year ago, but pretty much unused until maybe 2 weeks ago. There is a degree of planning there which just seems so over the top.

Oooo, do keep me updated. We've had to block new accounts, but I'm having fun recently trying to irritate these people into leaving or changing their behaviour.

We love a good alternative account drama on here.

Clark Kent's Fist

I'll sicond that

Tird.

If I was a troll I think the rugby boards would be my prime hunting grounds. I'm sure some of them wear monocles, and cufflinks on their dressing gowns.

Tennis boards would be tempting but you wouldn't want that lot finding out where you lived.

Galted wrote:I'm sure some of them wear monocles, and cufflinks on their dressing gowns.

Sorry, what's your point?

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Supes is about the same age as me and is on the council of the elders up there.

I'm 43 next week and am considered to be like Gandalf in Scotland.  Just checked and my BMI is 24 (having been up at a fearsome 29 last August after a summer of eating Salted Caramel Magnum's and drinking cold beer).  

Did you two attend Dundee at the same time then? This is in clear contravention of the CC rules. I actually thought riCK was a good decade younger than me (and Supes) but this revelation means he and I could have been in The View at the same time.

And people call me a LSW. Clearly ricK is the one we need to be careful of.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Supes is about the same age as me and is on the council of the elders up there.

I'm 43 next week and am considered to be like Gandalf in Scotland.  Just checked and my BMI is 24 (having been up at a fearsome 29 last August after a summer of eating Salted Caramel Magnum's and drinking cold beer).  

Did you two attend Dundee at the same time then? This is in clear contravention of the CC rules. I actually thought riCK was a good decade younger than me (and Supes) but this revelation means he and I could have been in The View at the same time.

And people call me a LSW. Clearly ricK is the one we need to be careful of.

Yep, there is a near certain chance we were in the same lectures/pubs/clubs etc.

And we were probably rocking Too Kinky at the same time as well, Tino

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Supes is about the same age as me and is on the council of the elders up there.

I'm 43 next week and am considered to be like Gandalf in Scotland.  Just checked and my BMI is 24 (having been up at a fearsome 29 last August after a summer of eating Salted Caramel Magnum's and drinking cold beer).  

Did you two attend Dundee at the same time then? This is in clear contravention of the CC rules. I actually thought riCK was a good decade younger than me (and Supes) but this revelation means he and I could have been in The View at the same time.

And people call me a LSW. Clearly ricK is the one we need to be careful of.

Yep, there is a near certain chance we were in the same lectures/pubs/clubs etc.

And we were probably rocking Too Kinky at the same time as well, Tino

It is your age that shocked me. Not sure why, but I genuinely assumed you were in your 30's. Not sure if that is a compliment or insult!

It's probably the fact I can barely string an adult sentence together.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Now we all throw the odd WUM in there from time to time, and mostly it is funny. But I can't help wonder sometimes about what motivates the career trolls. To all intents and purposes it appears that someone who used to cause a certain amount of angst on the rugby forums in the past has reappeared with a new account. The interesting thing is that the account was set up more than a year ago, but pretty much unused until maybe 2 weeks ago. There is a degree of planning there which just seems so over the top.

Oooo, do keep me updated. We've had to block new accounts, but I'm having fun recently trying to irritate these people into leaving or changing their behaviour.

It is the poster formerly known as miaow who I now believe is operating as whatahitson.

I never cease to be amazed at how easy it is to recognise people's style and habits when all they are doing is typing. The thing is most of the people on these forums have been here for years and they notice stuff. I know a few people are thinking along the same lines in this case.

To be honest it doesn't matter who the posters are and what their history is if they are behaving, but for some people you think it is just a matter of time before the worst sides come out.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Supes is about the same age as me and is on the council of the elders up there.

I'm 43 next week and am considered to be like Gandalf in Scotland.  Just checked and my BMI is 24 (having been up at a fearsome 29 last August after a summer of eating Salted Caramel Magnum's and drinking cold beer).  

Did you two attend Dundee at the same time then? This is in clear contravention of the CC rules. I actually thought riCK was a good decade younger than me (and Supes) but this revelation means he and I could have been in The View at the same time.

And people call me a LSW. Clearly ricK is the one we need to be careful of.

Yep, there is a near certain chance we were in the same lectures/pubs/clubs etc.

And we were probably rocking Too Kinky at the same time as well, Tino

It is your age that shocked me. Not sure why, but I genuinely assumed you were in your 30's. Not sure if that is a compliment or insult!

He was in his 30's when he joined this place, and through the magic of the keyboard has not aged since.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Supes is about the same age as me and is on the council of the elders up there.

I'm 43 next week and am considered to be like Gandalf in Scotland.  Just checked and my BMI is 24 (having been up at a fearsome 29 last August after a summer of eating Salted Caramel Magnum's and drinking cold beer).  

Did you two attend Dundee at the same time then? This is in clear contravention of the CC rules. I actually thought riCK was a good decade younger than me (and Supes) but this revelation means he and I could have been in The View at the same time.

And people call me a LSW. Clearly ricK is the one we need to be careful of.

Yep, there is a near certain chance we were in the same lectures/pubs/clubs etc.

And we were probably rocking Too Kinky at the same time as well, Tino

Very disappointing that the three of you were predefying CC rules while I was obediently playing darts in the Ox and Gate with a selection of alkies and smackheads, and an angry Kiwi.

I was about to say 'thank f*ck for Jules' but he probably owns the part of the country in which your clubs were located.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Supes is about the same age as me and is on the council of the elders up there.

I'm 43 next week and am considered to be like Gandalf in Scotland.  Just checked and my BMI is 24 (having been up at a fearsome 29 last August after a summer of eating Salted Caramel Magnum's and drinking cold beer).  

Did you two attend Dundee at the same time then? This is in clear contravention of the CC rules. I actually thought riCK was a good decade younger than me (and Supes) but this revelation means he and I could have been in The View at the same time.

And people call me a LSW. Clearly ricK is the one we need to be careful of.

Yep, there is a near certain chance we were in the same lectures/pubs/clubs etc.

And we were probably rocking Too Kinky at the same time as well, Tino

I've got a theory that Rick probably bought drugs off a mate of mine or vice versa. Chances of sharing mutual dealers at Dundee University were very high.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Supes is about the same age as me and is on the council of the elders up there.

I'm 43 next week and am considered to be like Gandalf in Scotland.  Just checked and my BMI is 24 (having been up at a fearsome 29 last August after a summer of eating Salted Caramel Magnum's and drinking cold beer).  

Did you two attend Dundee at the same time then? This is in clear contravention of the CC rules. I actually thought riCK was a good decade younger than me (and Supes) but this revelation means he and I could have been in The View at the same time.

And people call me a LSW. Clearly ricK is the one we need to be careful of.

Yep, there is a near certain chance we were in the same lectures/pubs/clubs etc.

And we were probably rocking Too Kinky at the same time as well, Tino

I've got a theory that Rick probably bought drugs off a mate of mine or vice versa.  Chances of sharing mutual dealers at Dundee University were very high.  

Almost certainly.

Tino's being smutty on the cricket boards.

Galted wrote:Tino's being smutty on the cricket boards.

Now you're being filthy on there with your Cricinfo stats.

Pervert.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Tino's being smutty on the cricket boards.

Now you're being filthy on there with your Cricinfo stats.

Pervert.

We'd make a good commentary team, you with your in-depth analysis, me with my stats, Guildford in charge of anecdotes and the occasional enlightening cameo from PJ between stints in the Aussie commentary box.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Tino's being smutty on the cricket boards.

Now you're being filthy on there with your Cricinfo stats.

Pervert.

We'd make a good commentary team, you with your in-depth analysis, me with my stats, Guildford in charge of anecdotes and the occasional enlightening cameo from PJ between stints in the Aussie commentary box.

So that makes me Rob Key, you Benedict Bermange, Guildford as Henry Blofeld and Pee Jay as Shane Warne.

I'll take that.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Tino's being smutty on the cricket boards.

Now you're being filthy on there with your Cricinfo stats.

Pervert.

We'd make a good commentary team, you with your in-depth analysis, me with my stats, Guildford in charge of anecdotes and the occasional enlightening cameo from PJ between stints in the Aussie commentary box.

So that makes me Rob Key, you Benedict Bermange, Guildford as Henry Blofeld and Pee Jay as Shane Warne.

I'll take that.

You're doing your in-depth analysis on the commentary team itself, impressive.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Tino's being smutty on the cricket boards.

Now you're being filthy on there with your Cricinfo stats.

Pervert.

We'd make a good commentary team, you with your in-depth analysis, me with my stats, Guildford in charge of anecdotes and the occasional enlightening cameo from PJ between stints in the Aussie commentary box.

So that makes me Rob Key, you Benedict Bermange, Guildford as Henry Blofeld and Pee Jay as Shane Warne.

I'll take that.

Can I be Gary Barlow?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Tino's being smutty on the cricket boards.

Now you're being filthy on there with your Cricinfo stats.

Pervert.

We'd make a good commentary team, you with your in-depth analysis, me with my stats, Guildford in charge of anecdotes and the occasional enlightening cameo from PJ between stints in the Aussie commentary box.

So that makes me Rob Key, you Benedict Bermange, Guildford as Henry Blofeld and Pee Jay as Shane Warne.

I'll take that.

Can I be Gary Barlow?

That is wonderful, wonderful work.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Tino's being smutty on the cricket boards.

Now you're being filthy on there with your Cricinfo stats.

Pervert.

We'd make a good commentary team, you with your in-depth analysis, me with my stats, Guildford in charge of anecdotes and the occasional enlightening cameo from PJ between stints in the Aussie commentary box.

So that makes me Rob Key, you Benedict Bermange, Guildford as Henry Blofeld and Pee Jay as Shane Warne.

I'll take that.

Can I be Gary Barlow?

That is wonderful, wonderful work.

I'm not so happy, my dear old thing.

Friday fist - it's lucky I cut my finger nails.

Back in Sicond

Torrid

Scratched yourself in your sleep, Supes?

I woke up one morning with what looked like a knife slash on my forehead... stopping just above the eyes.  Jagged fingernail the culprit.

Off the podium again. Jr is at nursery, Galtova working from home in bed (dodgy as that sounds), cat calling an amnesty, would've been the perfect morning to watch a bit of cricket.

Galted wrote:Off the podium again.  Jr is at nursery, Galtova working from home in bed (dodgy as that sounds), cat calling an amnesty, would've been the perfect morning to watch a bit of cricket.

"The pitch was farcical and a disgrace." The Betoota Advocate

Your women's team played well in Dunedin today. The Kiwis lost again.
The final match is on Sunday but your gals have already wrapped up the series after 3 days.

Goodness me... 51,000 posts. That's ridiculous.