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Quickest thread split since December '63. Great work Frankie.

I seem to have developed a picture. Thanks.

I think.

Friday fist!

Unusually early runner up spot. That's what having cricket on early does for you.

Loving the new badge, LiW.

Tird on the podium.

Consolation for yesterday's attempted michaelsing being trumped by a pictue.

Morning chaps. Took the day off yesterday to do a spot of home schooling. Mrs Superfly not too happy with my supervision levels as I didn't pick up that my daughter posted a profanity onto the live discussion board during one of her lessons.

Kids were asked to post an adjective to describe one of the characters in the book that they're reading. My daughter went for 'gentle' but got the spelling a little wrong and typed 'gental' which then appears to have been auto-corrected to 'genital'. Teacher has played it with a straight bat so far but we are half-expecting a call from the school.

Also turns out that the character she was describing was the Queen.

superflyweight wrote:Morning chaps.  Took the day off yesterday to do a spot of home schooling.  Mrs Superfly not too happy with my supervision levels as I didn't pick up that my daughter posted a profanity onto the live discussion board during one of her lessons.  

Kids were asked to post an adjective to describe one of the characters in the book that they're reading.  My daughter went for 'gentle' but got the spelling a little wrong and typed 'gental' which then appears to have been auto-corrected to 'genital'.  Teacher has played it with a straight bat so far but we are half-expecting a call from the school.

Also turns out that the character she was describing was the Queen.  

Well played, Super. If you had noticed and intervened, your stock on the forum may have taken a dip.

superflyweight wrote:Morning chaps.  Took the day off yesterday to do a spot of home schooling.  Mrs Superfly not too happy with my supervision levels as I didn't pick up that my daughter posted a profanity onto the live discussion board during one of her lessons.  

Kids were asked to post an adjective to describe one of the characters in the book that they're reading.  My daughter went for 'gentle' but got the spelling a little wrong and typed 'gental' which then appears to have been auto-corrected to 'genital'.  Teacher has played it with a straight bat so far but we are half-expecting a call from the school.

Also turns out that the character she was describing was the Queen.  

Can I ask a couple of questions?

Is it bigger than the bread bin and can I put it in my mouth?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Morning chaps.  Took the day off yesterday to do a spot of home schooling.  Mrs Superfly not too happy with my supervision levels as I didn't pick up that my daughter posted a profanity onto the live discussion board during one of her lessons.  

Kids were asked to post an adjective to describe one of the characters in the book that they're reading.  My daughter went for 'gentle' but got the spelling a little wrong and typed 'gental' which then appears to have been auto-corrected to 'genital'.  Teacher has played it with a straight bat so far but we are half-expecting a call from the school.

Also turns out that the character she was describing was the Queen.  

Can I ask a couple of questions?

Is it bigger than the bread bin and can I put it in my mouth?

He didn't have a problem with it, so how can it be racist?

My kid said 'f*ck' the other day. What was particularly pleasing was that he was imitating Galtova after she saw him yank a plant out of its pot.

Galted wrote:My kid said 'f*ck' the other day.  What was particularly pleasing was that he was imitating Galtova after she saw him yank a plant out of its pot.

First heard that word from a kid in the playground when I was about 6 years old. Can still hear the "ck" sound at the end of word... the way he said it.

That same kid is now an executive producer for the ABC.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:My kid said 'f*ck' the other day.  What was particularly pleasing was that he was imitating Galtova after she saw him yank a plant out of its pot.

First heard that word from a kid in the playground when I was about 6 years old. Can still hear the "ck" sound at the end of word... the way he said it.

That same kid is now an executive producer for the ABC.

It's a very popular word in media/advertising etc, especially versatile as an adjective that describes pretty much any noun.

Galted wrote:My kid said 'f*ck' the other day.  What was particularly pleasing was that he was imitating Galtova after she saw him yank a plant out of its pot.

Many years ago when my eldest was about 18 months to 2 years old and he was sitting in the back of the car on a journey he suddenly came out with 'f**k police'. Just to make sure we had heard he repeated it. Keeping a straight face at that moment was very difficult.

lostinwales wrote:

Galted wrote:My kid said 'f*ck' the other day.  What was particularly pleasing was that he was imitating Galtova after she saw him yank a plant out of its pot.

Many years ago when my eldest was about 18 months to 2 years old and he was sitting in the back of the car on a journey he suddenly came out with 'f**k police'. Just to make sure we had heard he repeated it. Keeping a straight face at that moment was very difficult.

That same kid is now an executive producer for the BBC.

Snowy monday fist!

I understand there was some rugby at the weekend. What a stupid game. (Congrats to the Scots. 38 years is too long).

Shivery sicond.

Must be annoying for the Scots that there was no-one there to watch it. Then again, maybe they wouldn't have won.

Tird. Morning sports' fans.

Morning, Super. You must've been heartbroken for all the Olivers and Dominics and Harriets singing Swing Low Sweet Chariot in their drawing rooms before the game.

Morning, all.

Galted wrote:Morning, Super.  You must've been heartbroken for all the Olivers and Dominics and Harriets singing Swing Low Sweet Chariot in their drawing rooms before the game.

Tempered only by joy for all the Farquhars, Donalds and Finlays raising a glass of single malt and trying to hid their stiffies in their tartan trews.

I mostly like my arl man but its times like these I don't. He's been in England for the best part of 50 years and barely watches rugby anyway.

You wouldn't think it the way my f*cking phone lit up with messages from him yesterday.

Made what I thought was a clever comment on the Scotland 6N thread (with a photo of a sexy lass born on March 7, 1983... two days after Scotland's last victory over England at Twickers) but was largely totally ignored. She's 37 now... all grown up in the right places.

You escaped with your life, PJ and that's all you can hope for on that board.

Sad to see that Jules was Christopher Plummer. I'd climb every mountain just to see him post on here again.

superflyweight wrote:You escaped with your life, PJ and that's all you can hope for on that board.  

Sad to see that Jules was Christopher Plummer.  I'd climb every mountain just to see him post on here again.  

Who would have thought that riCK was Neon Leon Spinks as well.

superflyweight wrote:You escaped with your life, PJ and that's all you can hope for on that board.

Sad to see that Jules was Christopher Plummer. I'd climb every mountain just to see him post on here again.

The Jules is alive with the sound of muzak.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:You escaped with your life, PJ and that's all you can hope for on that board.  

Sad to see that Jules was Christopher Plummer.  I'd climb every mountain just to see him post on here again.  

Who would have thought that riCK was Neon Leon Spinks as well.

Rick posted at 10:00 this morning. Your dad's really knocked you off your game.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:You escaped with your life, PJ and that's all you can hope for on that board.  

Sad to see that Jules was Christopher Plummer.  I'd climb every mountain just to see him post on here again.  

Who would have thought that riCK was Neon Leon Spinks as well.

Rick posted at 10:00 this morning.  Your dad's really knocked you off your game.

Holy sh*t. So he did.

Apologies rICk.

How quickly a quirky little discussion thread just turns into a roll call to determine who is still alive.

lostinwales wrote:How quickly a quirky little discussion thread just turns into a roll call to determine who is still alive.

We still need to determine what happened to Carlos. He is alive and well - all over the cricket and rugby boards - but doesn't visit us anymore.

lostinwales wrote:How quickly a quirky little discussion thread just turns into a roll call to determine who is still alive.

You don't suffer the number of deaths we've had on here without developing a form of PTSD that can only be calmed by constantly checking on those of us who remain.

superflyweight wrote:

lostinwales wrote:How quickly a quirky little discussion thread just turns into a roll call to determine who is still alive.

You don't suffer the number of deaths we've had on here without developing a form of PTSD that can only be calmed by constantly checking on those of us who remain.

 

Look at it another way. What is it about 606v2 that makes it so attractive to terminally ill celebrities?

lostinwales wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

lostinwales wrote:How quickly a quirky little discussion thread just turns into a roll call to determine who is still alive.

You don't suffer the number of deaths we've had on here without developing a form of PTSD that can only be calmed by constantly checking on those of us who remain.

 

Look at it another way. What is it about 606v2 that makes it so attractive to terminally ill celebrities?

The chance to grab a final thread split for posterity.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

lostinwales wrote:How quickly a quirky little discussion thread just turns into a roll call to determine who is still alive.

We still need to determine what happened to Carlos. He is alive and well - all over the cricket and rugby boards - but doesn't visit us anymore.

King_carlos should be renamed ***king callous the way he frequents other boards in full view of all of us.

I hope you all enjoy reading my pun as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

lostinwales wrote:How quickly a quirky little discussion thread just turns into a roll call to determine who is still alive.

We still need to determine what happened to Carlos. He is alive and well - all over the cricket and rugby boards - but doesn't visit us anymore.

King_carlos should be renamed ***king callous the way he frequents other boards in full view of all of us.

I hope you all enjoy reading my pun as much as I enjoyed writing it.

I might have enjoyed it but stopped reading once I saw the capital K in his name. He doesn't have a capital K in his name I stopped reading in anger.

I'm sure it was good though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

lostinwales wrote:How quickly a quirky little discussion thread just turns into a roll call to determine who is still alive.

We still need to determine what happened to Carlos. He is alive and well - all over the cricket and rugby boards - but doesn't visit us anymore.

King_carlos should be renamed ***king callous the way he frequents other boards in full view of all of us.

I hope you all enjoy reading my pun as much as I enjoyed writing it.

I might have enjoyed it but stopped reading once I saw the capital K in his name. He doesn't have a capital K in his name I stopped reading in anger.

I'm sure it was good though.

Bugger. I would normally have checked but was so excited I didn't bother this time.

Thanks for the feedback.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

lostinwales wrote:How quickly a quirky little discussion thread just turns into a roll call to determine who is still alive.

We still need to determine what happened to Carlos. He is alive and well - all over the cricket and rugby boards - but doesn't visit us anymore.

King_carlos should be renamed ***king callous the way he frequents other boards in full view of all of us.

I hope you all enjoy reading my pun as much as I enjoyed writing it.

I might have enjoyed it but stopped reading once I saw the capital K in his name. He doesn't have a capital K in his name I stopped reading in anger.

I'm sure it was good though.

Useful feedback apart from the missing full stop (or semi-colon) after the sicond 'in his name'.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

lostinwales wrote:How quickly a quirky little discussion thread just turns into a roll call to determine who is still alive.

We still need to determine what happened to Carlos. He is alive and well - all over the cricket and rugby boards - but doesn't visit us anymore.

King_carlos should be renamed ***king callous the way he frequents other boards in full view of all of us.

I hope you all enjoy reading my pun as much as I enjoyed writing it.

I might have enjoyed it but stopped reading once I saw the capital K in his name. He doesn't have a capital K in his name I stopped reading in anger.

I'm sure it was good though.

Useful feedback apart from the missing full stop (or semi-colon) after the sicond 'in his name'.

Damn your eyes.

Greater Mancunian Fist!

lostinwales wrote:Greater Mancunian Fist!

Southern pansy sicond.

After a classic michaelsing last night as well. What time to be alive.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Greater Mancunian Fist!

Southern pansy sicond.

After a classic michaelsing last night as well. What time to be alive.

Tird.
It's almost as if lockdown isn't affecting our ability to post online during working hours.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Greater Mancunian Fist!

Southern pansy sicond.

After a classic michaelsing last night as well. What time to be alive.

Anyone can get an evening michaels. It takes skill and dedication to get one in the daytime.

Forth once more. Maybe someone will be disqualified.

Galted wrote:Forth once more.  Maybe someone will be disqualified.

I think I still retain the power to ban people from this place.

But Superfly and riCK have died again so I'm reluctant to remove anyone else.

I'm not dead - I was just digging my laptop out of the snow.

superflyweight wrote:I'm not dead - I was just digging my laptop out of the snow.  

Why are you working outside?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'm not dead - I was just digging my laptop out of the snow.  

Why are you working outside?

Kids are inside.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'm not dead - I was just digging my laptop out of the snow.  

Why are you working outside?

Kids are inside.  

l*l

What a tremendous exchange of posts. Reminds me of the halcyon days of the Culture Cup.

Galted wrote:What a tremendous exchange of posts. Reminds me of the halcyon days of the Culture Cup.

Tremendous post. Reminds me of sean at his best.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:What a tremendous exchange of posts. Reminds me of the halcyon days of the Culture Cup.

Tremendous post. Reminds me of sean at his best.

Tremendous quip. Reminds me of Jules at his best.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:What a tremendous exchange of posts. Reminds me of the halcyon days of the Culture Cup.

Tremendous post. Reminds me of sean at his best.

Tremendous quip. Reminds me of Jules at his best.

Tino!!!

He's alive!