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by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 14 Apr 2021, 10:20 am

First topic message reminder :

Infin / itive

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 10 May 2021, 8:42 am

by lostinwales Mon 10 May 2021, 9:05 am

Siconds out

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 10 May 2021, 9:07 am

Trailing tird

by **Pal Joey** Mon 10 May 2021, 11:29 am

Fort Knocks.

Hello? How was your weekend?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 10 May 2021, 12:33 pm

So-so, peej, football was great, boxing not so much, weather was... English.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 10 May 2021, 1:17 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:So-so, peej, football was great, boxing not so much, weather was... English.

Was that Newcastle v Leicester? Saw they won.

The weather here was unseasonably balmy on the weekend. I had a great night out on Saturday... a mini pub crawl of sorts (3 beers and a whisky over 4-5 hours) starting at a lovely establishment called The Lord Nelson. Then ended up at Barangaroo which has a great vibe about it.

For Mother's Day, got Mum some nice flowers then we headed off to Brookvale to watch Manly v Warriors. Non-stop fun and laughs all afternoon. Some seriously funny fans there. The cheergirls were standing next to us in the stands. They barely had clothes on. Great result too... for us.

Here's a bit of it here... some great tries in the second half.

Spoiler:

It was also Turbo's 100th game and the '10th anniversary' of the 2011 GF win. Those players stood out on the field for some applause then walked right by us in the stands. All fist name chat like old buddies. Lyon, Menzies, "Robbo", Stewart bros, Brent Kite, George Rose, "Choc" Watmough.

At the end of the match we hung around the fence and kept up the applause. I said "Well played Kieran!" He (Foran) came right up to me and said "thanks a lot, mate!" Thumbs up. Had a feeling he needed some positive affirmation even though he set up a few tries. It's all about confidence I guess and it was good to communicate with them all on a personal level.

by **Galted** Mon 10 May 2021, 1:20 pm

I just stayed home and had a biiiiiiiiig w*nk.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 10 May 2021, 1:32 pm

17 c*nts.

I've narrowed it down to 17 c*nts. From a much bigger list.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 10 May 2021, 1:36 pm

Galted wrote:I just stayed home and had a biiiiiiiiig w*nk.

I hope the cat didn't witness it. How is it behaving today?

Mate, you really need a holiday. Like all of us.
Are things getting a little better? I see some overseas travel might not be as difficult as before.
Bit of a closed shop here internationally (if you want to get back home again) but I'm thinking of going on another road trip down the coast soon.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 10 May 2021, 1:37 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:17 c*nts.

I've narrowed it down to 17 c*nts. From a much bigger list.

I've sent my first 10

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 10 May 2021, 3:28 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:17 c*nts.

I've narrowed it down to 17 c*nts. From a much bigger list.

I've narrowed it down to 50 c*nt.

by **Galted** Mon 10 May 2021, 3:40 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:17 c*nts.

I've narrowed it down to 17 c*nts. From a much bigger list.

I've narrowed it down to 50 c*nt.

I sent 20 odd. Unbelievably, I left Noel Fielding off the list.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 10 May 2021, 3:52 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:17 c*nts.

I've narrowed it down to 17 c*nts. From a much bigger list.

I've narrowed it down to 50 c*nt.

I sent 20 odd. Unbelievably, I left Noel Fielding off the list.

But put Yvette on.

You horrible b*stard.

by **Galted** Mon 10 May 2021, 5:32 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:I just stayed home and had a biiiiiiiiig w*nk.

I hope the cat didn't witness it. How is it behaving today?

Mate, you really need a holiday. Like all of us.
Are things getting a little better? I see some overseas travel might not be as difficult as before.
Bit of a closed shop here internationally (if you want to get back home again) but I'm thinking of going on another road trip down the coast soon.

Galtova's booked a holiday to Houston in September. Surprised it took her this long as covid rules don't apply to her. Hopefully we're allowed into the States and back into the UK and don't spend the fortnight queueing at passport control.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 10 May 2021, 11:08 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:17 c*nts.

I've narrowed it down to 17 c*nts. From a much bigger list.

I've narrowed it down to 50 c*nt.

I sent 20 odd. Unbelievably, I left Noel Fielding off the list.

But is 50 cent on it?
Why do I bother?

by **Galted** Tue 11 May 2021, 12:01 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:17 c*nts.

I've narrowed it down to 17 c*nts. From a much bigger list.

I've narrowed it down to 50 c*nt.

I sent 20 odd. Unbelievably, I left Noel Fielding off the list.

But is 50 cent on it?
Why do I bother?

Apologies, that one flew over my head. Belated l*l out loud.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 11 May 2021, 4:05 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:17 c*nts.

I've narrowed it down to 17 c*nts. From a much bigger list.

I've narrowed it down to 50 c*nt.

I sent 20 odd. Unbelievably, I left Noel Fielding off the list.

But is 50 cent on it?
Why do I bother?

Apologies, that one flew over my head and into the palm of the tramp I was noshing off. Extremely Belated l*l out loud.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 May 2021, 7:50 am

Fist, c**ts

by lostinwales Tue 11 May 2021, 8:04 am

Siconded

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 May 2021, 8:32 am

Tird reich

by **Pal Joey** Tue 11 May 2021, 8:53 am

FoooF

by **Galted** Tue 11 May 2021, 9:08 am

Like a fifth out of water.

by lostinwales Tue 11 May 2021, 9:16 am

Galted wrote:Like a fifth out of water.

You have been waiting to use that for ages haven't you.

by **Galted** Tue 11 May 2021, 9:50 am

lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:Like a fifth out of water.

You have been waiting to use that for ages haven't you.

Thought it up in the summer of '16 and been getting the timing wrong ever since. Now that my work here is done I can go back to Mumsnet.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 May 2021, 10:12 am

Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:Like a fifth out of water.

You have been waiting to use that for ages haven't you.

Thought it up in the summer of '16 and been getting the timing wrong ever since. Now that my work here is done I can go back to Mumsnet.

Haven't seen you on chickswithdicks for a while, Galted. I know you go by the SheilaPackingLength username. The syntax gives you away.

Did you get banned again for posting pictures?

by **superflyweight** Tue 11 May 2021, 11:44 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:Like a fifth out of water.

You have been waiting to use that for ages haven't you.

Thought it up in the summer of '16 and been getting the timing wrong ever since. Now that my work here is done I can go back to Mumsnet.

Haven't seen you on chickswithdicks for a while, Galted. I know you go by the SheilaPackingLength username. The syntax gives you away.

Did you get banned again for posting pictures?

Yeah, they thought he was just a chick.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 May 2021, 11:49 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:Like a fifth out of water.

You have been waiting to use that for ages haven't you.

Thought it up in the summer of '16 and been getting the timing wrong ever since. Now that my work here is done I can go back to Mumsnet.

Haven't seen you on chickswithdicks for a while, Galted. I know you go by the SheilaPackingLength username. The syntax gives you away.

Did you get banned again for posting pictures?

Yeah, they thought he was just a chick.

l*l out loud.

C*nt update - I've added one more to my list that I can't believe I forgot (not Jackman, that c*nt is already on there). Up to 18 names.

Going to stop now though as I'm getting progressively angrier as the hours pass.

by **Galted** Tue 11 May 2021, 12:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:Like a fifth out of water.

You have been waiting to use that for ages haven't you.

Thought it up in the summer of '16 and been getting the timing wrong ever since. Now that my work here is done I can go back to Mumsnet.

Haven't seen you on chickswithdicks for a while, Galted. I know you go by the SheilaPackingLength username. The syntax gives you away.

Did you get banned again for posting pictures?

Yeah, they thought he was just a chick.

l*l out loud.

C*nt update - I've added one more to my list that I can't believe I forgot (not Jackman, that c*nt is already on there). Up to 18 names.

Going to stop now though as I'm getting progressively angrier as the hours pass.

No time to respond to these childish gibes. Off with the girls to hang around outside the chippie.

by **superflyweight** Tue 11 May 2021, 2:13 pm

Submitted 21 names for the C*nt Cup. Typed the last few out by stamping on my keyboard.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 May 2021, 2:16 pm

I've only put 10 in...

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 May 2021, 2:44 pm

I'm sticking on 18 although I have grouped a family of 3 together as one selection so could argue I have picked 20.

I admire you being able to stick to 10, riCKo. You're a better man than me.

by **superflyweight** Tue 11 May 2021, 2:49 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm sticking on 18 although I have grouped a family of 3 together as one selection so could argue I have picked 20.

I admire you being able to stick to 10, riCKo. You're a better man than me.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 May 2021, 2:52 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm sticking on 18 although I have grouped a family of 3 together as one selection so could argue I have picked 20.

I admire you being able to stick to 10, riCKo. You're a better man than me.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph?

No, worse than them.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 May 2021, 4:50 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm sticking on 18 although I have grouped a family of 3 together as one selection so could argue I have picked 20.

I admire you being able to stick to 10, riCKo. You're a better man than me.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph?

No, worse than them.

Galted, Galtova and cat?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 May 2021, 4:53 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm sticking on 18 although I have grouped a family of 3 together as one selection so could argue I have picked 20.

I admire you being able to stick to 10, riCKo. You're a better man than me.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph?

No, worse than them.

Galted, Galtova and cat?

Galtova isn't a c*nt.

by **Galted** Tue 11 May 2021, 6:35 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm sticking on 18 although I have grouped a family of 3 together as one selection so could argue I have picked 20.

I admire you being able to stick to 10, riCKo. You're a better man than me.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph?

No, worse than them.

Galted, Galtova and cat?

Galtova isn't a c*nt.

Yes she is.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 12 May 2021, 8:14 am

Happy hump day, Yay!

Fist

by **Galted** Wed 12 May 2021, 8:37 am

Sicond on the CC sign-in, sicond jab today too.

Yay!

Yay!

by **Pal Joey** Wed 12 May 2021, 8:54 am

Tird.

Morning Rick and Galts. How's it going for you both?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: a family of 3

Has to be either the Kardashians/Jenners (far too many of them!), the Trumps (including Kushner) or the Glazers.

by lostinwales Wed 12 May 2021, 9:11 am

Forts barrier

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 12 May 2021, 10:21 am

Pal Joey wrote:Tird.

Morning Rick and Galts. How's it going for you both?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: a family of 3

Has to be either the Kardashians/Jenners (far too many of them!), the Trumps (including Kushner) or the Glazers.

Nope. Kardashians are too obvious, same for Don and his crew (politicians are banned as well) and I don't follow a professional football team so the Glazer's don't irritate me enough.

You'll find out when I have to justify it.

by **Galted** Wed 12 May 2021, 10:22 am

Pal Joey wrote:Tird.

Morning Rick and Galts. How's it going for you both?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: a family of 3

Has to be either the Kardashians/Jenners (far too many of them!), the Trumps (including Kushner) or the Glazers.

Good, thanks PJ, hope the same applies to you.

I reckon it's the three Golden Girls who let him down by dying.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 12 May 2021, 10:24 am

Galted wrote:Sicond on the CC sign-in, sicond jab today too.

Yay!

Yay!

I've got my second one on Saturday, Glated.

Playing cricket as well which is going to be interesting with a gammy arm.

by **Galted** Wed 12 May 2021, 10:27 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Sicond on the CC sign-in, sicond jab today too.

Yay!

Yay!

I've got my second one on Saturday, Glated.

Playing cricket as well which is going to be interesting with a gammy arm.

If our lives were a film you'd score an unbeaten century in an hour and end up trying ever more zany ways to trick the NHS into giving you another jab.

by **Galted** Wed 12 May 2021, 10:28 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Sicond on the CC sign-in, sicond jab today too.

Yay!

Yay!

I've got my second one on Saturday, Glated.

Playing cricket as well which is going to be interesting with a gammy arm.

If our lives were a film you'd score an unbeaten century in an hour and end up trying ever more zany ways to trick the NHS into giving you another jab.

Including a mighty six which would fly onto a neighbouring pitch and crack michaels on the head, knocking him off his tractor and spilling his beer.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 12 May 2021, 10:34 am

Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Sicond on the CC sign-in, sicond jab today too.

Yay!

Yay!

I've got my second one on Saturday, Glated.

Playing cricket as well which is going to be interesting with a gammy arm.

If our lives were a film you'd score an unbeaten century in an hour and end up trying ever more zany ways to trick the NHS into giving you another jab.

Including a mighty six which would fly onto a neighbouring pitch and crack michaels on the head, knocking him off his tractor and spilling his beer.

Knowing michaels, he wouldn't spill a drop. Break his arm, but the beer remained intact.

by **Galted** Wed 12 May 2021, 10:56 am

I think that Julius was Norman Lloyd.

by **superflyweight** Wed 12 May 2021, 11:00 am

Galted wrote:I think that Julius was Norman Lloyd.

I'm n_t Nor_ Coll_r.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 12 May 2021, 12:22 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:I think that Julius was Norman Lloyd.

I'm n_t Nor_ Coll_r.

Right, if no one else is owning up I will.

I don't get it?

Maybe the answer is I am a moron. Which is fine.

by **superflyweight** Wed 12 May 2021, 12:32 pm

It's a Norman Collier faulty microphone reference. Not funny, but I thought Jules would get it and for that reason alone, it's a shame he's dead.

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