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superflyweight wrote:nothing ever happens.  

Immaculate hair in that video.

BTW I am not dead, just restin'

Tis the thrid day and Lostinwales has risen!

He truly is the Son of God.

Galted wrote:Tis the thrid day and Lostinwales has risen!

He truly is the Son of God.

Tird

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Tis the thrid day and Lostinwales has risen!

He truly is the Son of God.

Tird

Thanks for pointing it out, rather than shying away from my mistake or blaming others I will take ownership of it and use it to make myself a better person.

If that monumental bell end duty is allowed membership then please suspend my pending not pending status.

Hibbz! It's Hibbz, everyone!

I think that's the nicest thing he's said to me.

Probably the nicest thing anyone has said to you.

Nah, that would be Tino saying I'm a d*ckhead...though they're quite similar things, now I think about it.

Awkward fist.

Sicond.

Hibbz is and always will be my favourite poster. I even like him more than that one with the lady tennis player scratching her naked bum.

Duty281 wrote:Nah, that would be Tino saying I'm a d*ckhead...though they're quite similar things, now I think about it.

I think I called you a moron at the same time. Is d*ckhead worse than moron? I'm not sure.

Who would have thought the inclusion of a divisive poster would create such controversy.

Although no publicity is bad publicity. The atmosphere round here is electric now.

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.

Hibbz is and always will be my favourite poster.  I even like him more than that one with the lady tennis player scratching her naked bum.  

He is my 4th favourite. After Galted, Jeff/Geoff Rowley/Rowley and Jules.

If he posted more, he would probably make it to the top.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:Nah, that would be Tino saying I'm a d*ckhead...though they're quite similar things, now I think about it.

I think I called you a moron at the same time. Is d*ckhead worse than moron? I'm not sure.

Who would have thought the inclusion of a divisive poster would create such controversy.

Although no publicity is bad publicity. The atmosphere round here is electric now.

D1ckhead can be a term of endearment - although that's doubtful when its directed at Duty.

I don't think moron could ever be a term of endearment - it certainly doesn't feel like one when Mrs Superfly uses it.

superflyweight wrote:

D1ckhead can be a term of endearment  

I don't know if you've listened to any Gerry Cinnamon but he has a great song (Diamonds in the Mud) which is about Glasgow. There is a cracking chorus that goes - "I've been all around the world. But, there's nowhere compares to my hometown. The mayhem of Glasgow is buried deep in my blood. And there's no other place where a 'c*nt' might not be a put down. It's thirteen degrees and there's folk in the street, in the scud".

I always thought my dad was just being rude to me but turns out he could have been showing affection all these years.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

D1ckhead can be a term of endearment  

I don't know if you've listened to any Gerry Cinnamon but he has a great song (Diamonds in the Mud) which is about Glasgow. There is a cracking chorus that goes - "I've been all around the world. But, there's nowhere compares to my hometown. The mayhem of Glasgow is buried deep in my blood. And there's no other place where a 'c*nt' might not be a put down. It's thirteen degrees and there's folk in the street, in the scud".

I always thought my dad was just being rude to me but turns out he could have been showing affection all these years.

Have heard some of his stuff and quite liked it in a kind of nostalgic way.

Don't think it's restricted to Glasgow. Have on more than one occasion been part of a conversation where someone has said "Do you know that c*nt? That c*nt's a good c*nt".

superflyweight wrote: "Do you know that c*nt?  That c*nt's a good c*nt".  

I can't read that line without going full Begbie voice.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:Nah, that would be Tino saying I'm a d*ckhead...though they're quite similar things, now I think about it.

I think I called you a moron at the same time. Is d*ckhead worse than moron? I'm not sure.

Who would have thought the inclusion of a divisive poster would create such controversy.

Although no publicity is bad publicity. The atmosphere round here is electric now.

One of my primary school teachers would address any kid whose work wasn't up to scratch as a moron.  About halfway through the year I made a f*ck-up of such significance that she called me a cretin, which caused much astonishment in the class as no-one had any idea what a cretin was.

I remember her very fondly.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:Nah, that would be Tino saying I'm a d*ckhead...though they're quite similar things, now I think about it.

I think I called you a moron at the same time. Is d*ckhead worse than moron? I'm not sure.

Who would have thought the inclusion of a divisive poster would create such controversy.

Although no publicity is bad publicity. The atmosphere round here is electric now.

One of my primary school teachers would address any kid whose work wasn't up to scratch as a moron.  About halfway through the year I made a f*ck-up of such significance that she called me a cretin, which caused much astonishment in the class as no-one had any idea what a cretin was.

I remember her very fondly.

You should have told her you weren't from Crete.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:Nah, that would be Tino saying I'm a d*ckhead...though they're quite similar things, now I think about it.

I think I called you a moron at the same time. Is d*ckhead worse than moron? I'm not sure.

Who would have thought the inclusion of a divisive poster would create such controversy.

Although no publicity is bad publicity. The atmosphere round here is electric now.

One of my primary school teachers would address any kid whose work wasn't up to scratch as a moron.  About halfway through the year I made a f*ck-up of such significance that she called me a cretin, which caused much astonishment in the class as no-one had any idea what a cretin was.

I remember her very fondly.

You should have told her you weren't from Crete.  

I wasn't as wonderfully quick-witted in those days as I am now.

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:Nah, that would be Tino saying I'm a d*ckhead...though they're quite similar things, now I think about it.

I think I called you a moron at the same time. Is d*ckhead worse than moron? I'm not sure.

Who would have thought the inclusion of a divisive poster would create such controversy.

Although no publicity is bad publicity. The atmosphere round here is electric now.

One of my primary school teachers would address any kid whose work wasn't up to scratch as a moron.  About halfway through the year I made a f*ck-up of such significance that she called me a cretin, which caused much astonishment in the class as no-one had any idea what a cretin was.

I remember her very fondly.

You should have told her you weren't from Crete.  

I wasn't as wonderfully quick-witted in those days as I am now.

Cretin.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:Nah, that would be Tino saying I'm a d*ckhead...though they're quite similar things, now I think about it.

I think I called you a moron at the same time. Is d*ckhead worse than moron? I'm not sure.

Who would have thought the inclusion of a divisive poster would create such controversy.

Although no publicity is bad publicity. The atmosphere round here is electric now.

One of my primary school teachers would address any kid whose work wasn't up to scratch as a moron.  About halfway through the year I made a f*ck-up of such significance that she called me a cretin, which caused much astonishment in the class as no-one had any idea what a cretin was.

I remember her very fondly.

You should have told her you weren't from Crete.  

I wasn't as wonderfully quick-witted in those days as I am now.

Cretin.

A wonderfully astute woman. God rest her soul.

Maybe she was just mis pronouncing the word 'crouton'?

lostinwales wrote:Maybe she was just mis pronouncing the word 'crouton'?

Crouton.

Better unmichaels Jules or we could all end up in the soup.

Don't starter me off with food-based puns.

Galted wrote:Don't starter me off with food-based puns.

Definitely not. If we do that, people will dessert this place even more.

Lettuce not go down that route again.

Now you're just making a meal of it.

Julius trying to get the last word in, that's a turnip for the books.

Galted wrote:Julius trying to get the last word in, that's a turnip for the books.

Crouton.

Olive you too.

Tird fist of the week and an unmichaelser to boot. All happening on here, pity everyone's too dead to witness it.

Sicond.  

Watched an extended version of JFK last night and a couple of the extra minutes were just Kevin Costner sitting on the toilet and reading a magazine.  He then got up and left the toilet without wiping.  

I'm not sure that it added anything to the argument that Oswald didn't act alone.

There were also some more graphic photos of Kennedy's corpse. Maybe the extended cut was aimed at the niche scatologist necrophile demographic?

Haven't seen JFK yet, might have to investigate whether it's free on Prime or Netflix.

Kevin Costner was worthy of a nomination for the c*nt competition, mainly for his smug air of self-importance as well as for Dances With Wolves.

Update: it's free on Prime.

Tird. Not dead, very busy, will be back soon.

Similar bad ablutions etiquette on Once Upon a Time in America which I recorded ages ago but never got around to watching until Wednesday.

There is a scene where the kid (young "Noodles") is taking a dump in the communal bog and purposely leaves the door ajar in the hope of bumping into the tenement s!ut, Peggy. She bursts in (as anticipated) and not only doesn't he wipe his arse he doesn't flush either. He then proceeds to rub himself up against her and she doesn't put up much of a fight.

Didn't really like the movie. Too long at 4 hours 10 mins. Some of the characters don't age as much as they should between 1933 and 1968.
Tuesday Weld looks properly aged at about 62 but Elizabeth McGovern still looks about 25 when she should also be in her 60s.

Galted wrote:Update: it's free on Prime.

Have seen the original cut of the film a number of times and its good - as long as you don't take it too seriously. The extended cut adds nothing to it except length.

Pal Joey wrote:Similar bad ablutions etiquette on Once Upon a Time in America which I recorded ages ago but never got around to watching until Wednesday.

There is a scene where the kid (young "Noodles") is taking a dump in the communal bog and purposely leaves the door ajar in the hope of bumping into the tenement s!ut, Peggy. She bursts in (as anticipated) and not only doesn't he wipe his arse he doesn't flush either. He then proceeds to rub himself up against her and she doesn't put up much of a fight.

Didn't really like the movie. Too long at 4 hours 10 mins. Some of the characters don't age as much as they should between 1933 and 1968.
Tuesday Weld looks properly aged at about 62 but Elizabeth McGovern still looks about 25 when she should also be in her 60s.

Only ever watched that film once. Christ, it's slow. The scene where the telephone rings for about 18 months was almost the last straw for me. Probably my least favourite Leone film.

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Similar bad ablutions etiquette on Once Upon a Time in America which I recorded ages ago but never got around to watching until Wednesday.

There is a scene where the kid (young "Noodles") is taking a dump in the communal bog and purposely leaves the door ajar in the hope of bumping into the tenement s!ut, Peggy. She bursts in (as anticipated) and not only doesn't he wipe his arse he doesn't flush either. He then proceeds to rub himself up against her and she doesn't put up much of a fight.

Didn't really like the movie. Too long at 4 hours 10 mins. Some of the characters don't age as much as they should between 1933 and 1968.
Tuesday Weld looks properly aged at about 62 but Elizabeth McGovern still looks about 25 when she should also be in her 60s.

Only ever watched that film once.  Christ, it's slow.  The scene where the telephone rings for about 18 months was almost the last straw for me.  Probably my least favourite Leone film.  

Yeah, that was annoying along with the jumping back and forth with the timelines.
The best scene was the woman's corpse springing to life in the hearse... for what it was worth.

Watched Once Upon a Time in America recently as well.  Don't remember too much apart from recognising scenes from the Modern Talking - Brother Louie video, which turned out to have f-all to do with the film.

Watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood the other day, was quite a good laugh.  The scenes with the Manson family were cinema gold.

I watched Jaws on Tuesday night and American Werewolf in London last night.

I've seen them both before. Jaws many, many times. AWIL at least twice as well.

They are good. Jaws is better.

Thanks for your time.

Once upon a Time in Hollywood is quite a long and fairly interesting lead in to a brilliant punch line.

Not sure if any of you listen to podcasts, but the Rewatchables podcast on Spotify is really good (although it does depend on what film they're doing).

superflyweight wrote:Once upon a Time in Hollywood is quite a long and fairly interesting lead in to a brilliant punch line.  

Not sure if any of you listen to podcasts, but the Rewatchables podcast on Spotify is really good (although it does depend on what film they're doing).  

I thought it was a decent post, Supes.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I watched Jaws on Tuesday night and American Werewolf in London last night.

I've seen them both before. Jaws many, many times. AWIL at least twice as well.

They are good. Jaws is better.

Thanks for your time.

What a charming review.

I also think that Jaws is better, and have seen it many times. I've only seen American Werewolf in London once though.

Thanks Tina, I was largely pleased with it.  Glad I didn't spend any time banging on about how everyone should watch Dark on Netflix.  It's too good for you lot.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I watched Jaws on Tuesday night and American Werewolf in London last night.

I've seen them both before. Jaws many, many times. AWIL at least twice as well.

They are good. Jaws is better.

Thanks for your time.

What a charming review.

I also think that Jaws is better, and have seen it many times. I've only seen American Werewolf in London once though.

Thanks, Galted. Means a lot coming from both my favourite poster and also the most esteemed film critic we have. I would say the only thing AWIL has over Jaws is the fleeting glimpse of Jenny Agutter's milkers. Not enough to make it the better film though.

I feel like I need to watch Barton Fink one day to converse with you as a equal.