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rIck_dAgless wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:In exciting news, a copper lives in my apartment complex, and bitches and moans about everything, from dogs onsite to the faint aroma of the devils herb.

Just had an article about him in the local rag as he's been done for shoplifting.

The FB page is going off, and it is ace...

Eleven bottles of wine and a sandwich apparently. On multiple occasions too. 2 bottles initially, then 2 more, then another 4... then the final 3.

That's the one, peej, lovely stuff.

I'm probably going against the grain here but I sort of feel sorry for the guy in a way. Must be stressed out, struggling with work... needs to unwind after his shift. Did it the first time and then thought that was pretty easy... might go back again tomorrow for a top up. Quite sad really but still a crime which deserves at least 14 years transportation to the colony.

If the wine was 19 crimes I would appreciate the irony.

no one would be that arsed to be fair, but he is always "that guy" when it comes to complaining about residents, the bar and the staff, so it is quite amusing.

rIck_dAgless wrote:If the wine was 19 crimes I would appreciate the irony.

no one would be that arsed to be fair, but he is always "that guy" when it comes to complaining about residents, the bar and the staff, so it is quite amusing.

Rick, is this your way of telling us that you live in a Premier Inn?

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:If the wine was 19 crimes I would appreciate the irony.

no one would be that arsed to be fair, but he is always "that guy" when it comes to complaining about residents, the bar and the staff, so it is quite amusing.

Rick, is this your way of telling us that you live in a Premier Inn?  

Yep, in Norwich

rIck_dAgless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:If the wine was 19 crimes I would appreciate the irony.

no one would be that arsed to be fair, but he is always "that guy" when it comes to complaining about residents, the bar and the staff, so it is quite amusing.

Rick, is this your way of telling us that you live in a Premier Inn?  

Yep, in Norwich

C0ck Piss Dagless.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:If the wine was 19 crimes I would appreciate the irony.

no one would be that arsed to be fair, but he is always "that guy" when it comes to complaining about residents, the bar and the staff, so it is quite amusing.

Rick, is this your way of telling us that you live in a Premier Inn?  

Yep, in Norwich

C0ck Piss Dagless.

Smell my cheese.

rIck_dAgless wrote:If the wine was 19 crimes I would appreciate the irony.

no one would be that arsed to be fair, but he is always "that guy" when it comes to complaining about residents, the bar and the staff, so it is quite amusing.

Yeah. Can imagine him feeling irritated with the dogs barking... the faint aroma of herbal smoke in the corridors (but like an Amsterdam Smoke Haus inside)... and everyone else obviously enjoying themselves.

Cops here are having a hard time too. Someone punched a horse on the nose the other day during a protest. I'd tie the perpetrator to the stable doors... then give the horse a gentle prod. See what happens. There's some film (think it's one of those John Wick ones) where he uses a horse tied up in the stables to kick some crim into next week. I had to replay it a few times. Hilarious.

Dogs are not allowed to live here for obvious reasons, occasionally folk come to the bar, which is public, for a drink mainly during the day as the complex is gated, with a dog, and he went off on one.

As for the smoke, I have lived here a while and not come across it myself, and no one else has complained.

And he worked in fraud, wasn't the thin blue line dealing with the local crackheads.

I agree with you on the horse punching bell end.

rIck_dAgless wrote:The folk opposite from me appear to be growing herbs, the legal kind, if that isn't an apartment i don't know what is.

That's an allotment, not an apartment.

LOL out loud, played, Jules.

Solidarity, Rick. I also live in an apartment complex.

Cheers, Galts, respec to the complex massive

You both have a massive complex.

its complicated...

Simply fist.

Tird Fredericksing sicond in a row.

Tird I think..

Galted wrote:Tird Fredericksing sicond in a row.

lostinwales wrote:Tird I think..

Hope you're not pleased with such finishes. I hope you're thoroughly pissed off to be silver or bronze, that's a winners attitude.

That golf thread continues to plumb Reddit like depths of c*ntery.

We're battling with the bell ends today supes.

Can I start being really rude to them without being banned?

Yes. The lesser super called me pious. I was as upset as a 17 year old silver medallist.

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:Tird Fredericksing sicond in a row.

lostinwales wrote:Tird I think..

Hope you're not pleased with such finishes. I hope you're thoroughly pissed off to be silver or bronze, that's a winners attitude.

L*l out loud.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Yes. The lesser super called me pious. I was as upset as a 17 year old silver medallist.

Are you sure you were upset. Sounds like pseudoscience to me. You need to get a grip and spend your days on here lying about how low your golf handicap is.

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:Tird Fredericksing sicond in a row.

lostinwales wrote:Tird I think..

Hope you're not pleased with such finishes. I hope you're thoroughly pissed off to be silver or bronze, that's a winners attitude.

I was expecting to be seventh so I'm satisfied with it, but I'm not one to rest on my laurels. Now I have to think of inane things to say for the inevitable Balding interview.

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:Tird Fredericksing sicond in a row.

lostinwales wrote:Tird I think..

Hope you're not pleased with such finishes. I hope you're thoroughly pissed off to be silver or bronze, that's a winners attitude.

I was expecting to be seventh so I'm satisfied with it, but I'm not one to rest on my laurels.  Now I have to think of inane things to say for the inevitable Balding interview.

It helps if your relatives are also available for comment

lostinwales wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:Tird Fredericksing sicond in a row.

lostinwales wrote:Tird I think..

Hope you're not pleased with such finishes. I hope you're thoroughly pissed off to be silver or bronze, that's a winners attitude.

I was expecting to be seventh so I'm satisfied with it, but I'm not one to rest on my laurels.  Now I have to think of inane things to say for the inevitable Balding interview.

It helps if your relatives are also available for comment

My parents would make for a great interview. Would be my mum complaining about how useless my dad is and snapping at him to stop talking nonsense every time he tried to say something. Our Skype calls are the stuff of legend.

Would be ideal if they were prepared to have a flag or two in the background and be wearing suitable T shirts with slogans like 'we always knew Galted was a loser'

On a completely different note - that golf thread really is toxic. I am a firm believer that stress related issues are things that people have either experienced or not experienced yet. I don't know how some of these people can come out with the crap they do unless they just never actually click that there is a reason for their excessive drinking and wife beating.

There's a couple of people on that thread who are suffering empathy deficit disorder.

superflyweight wrote:There's a couple of people on that thread who are suffering empathy deficit disorder.  

Super_Insecure has never been anything more than a WUM. He is a caricature of himself and his wonderful life. This is guy who "left" the forum to "see if he could do it". What a pr*ck. He is pretty much nothing without the attention.

I don't know much about Mac but he normally seems ok, so probably just on the wind up for a bit of sport.

At least it is distracting from the whole fury of Duty joining us. Knew that would blow over eventually.

Duty - and I'm fairly confident he won't read this, as he doesn't drop by this thread just to check if his name has been mentioned - has never been a tw@t. I just disagree with most of his world view, that's all.

Duty actually saw one of my posts earlier because it was incorporated via quote into the lesser super's post.  It was a good job that I was agreeing with Duty and he might finally realise what a valued and insightful member of this forum I am and 'unfoe' me.  

I don't think the lesser super can be classed as a WUM, he's far too easy to wind up.

I'm Olympic'd out... been watching multiple channels all day. It's only Day 5 too.

Best day of the Olympics by far, we had a new sofa delivered and I got to dismantle the old one with a hammer and a saw.

Galted wrote:Best day of the Olympics by far, we had a new sofa delivered and I got to dismantle the old one with a hammer and a saw.

I thought the hammer wasn't until next week.

Galted wrote:Best day of the Olympics by far, we had a new sofa delivered and I got to dismantle the old one with a hammer and a saw.

Did Galtova give you any penalty for the dismount?

Mould breaking fist, unmichaelsing PJ's innuendo-laden filth.

Sicond.

ha ha. I was in Olympic mode when I posted it. How has your morning been so far, mate?
The sun is just going down here. A nice winter's day today.

Battered awake by my kid who refuses to watch any Olympics that's not cycling so we're now watching Hey Duggee.

Galted wrote:Battered awake by my kid who refuses to watch any Olympics that's not cycling so we're now watching Hey Duggee.

Enjoy!  

I'm looking forward to the track cycling. Actually just pumped up the tyres and put some oil on the (bike) chain. Going for a ride on Saturday morning to compensate for lounging around too much of late. We've now been restricted to 5km from home for exercise. Olympic Park is only 3.8km from here so I'm lucky in that respect. Need to get moving again and be a little more active.

Tird.  

Might spice things up with the c*ntos on the golf thread today by seeing what they make of Farage having a pop at the RNLI.

ZZ Top of the morning. I'm not Dusty Hill.

Was he one of the guys that wasn't Frank Beard?

JuliusHMarx wrote:ZZ Top of the morning. I'm not Dusty Hill.

Saw them back in about '91? It was a full on show with beards galore... both on stage and in the audience. The joint was really rockin'.

Morning all

superflyweight wrote:Was he one of the guys that wasn't Frank Beard?  

Yes, he had a frank beard, but he wasn't Frank Beard.

Pal Joey wrote:I'm Olympic'd out... been watching multiple channels all day. It's only Day 5 too.

I saw some Aussie win a swimming race. He had the least Aussie name I've ever seen. Izaac Stubblety-Cook.

Is that his competing name? Is his real name Bruce Drongo?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I'm Olympic'd out... been watching multiple channels all day. It's only Day 5 too.

I saw some Aussie win a swimming race. He had the least Aussie name I've ever seen. Izaac Stubblety-Cook.

Is that his competing name? Is his real name Bruce Drongo?

You've obviously missed a few, Tino. They've had quite a few wins (upsetting the American all-time champ twice) and a world record as well.
All in know about IS-C is he seems a good bloke and obviously peaked at the right time. He was very humble (when speaking to the press just afterwards) and he timed his finish to perfection. Just like our girl Ariarne Titmus... a good name as well. She did it twice.

Interesting combination of names I agree. Does that mean there has been a surname 'Stubblety' for many generations or did someone make a spelling mistake when filling out a birth certificate and it has stuck ever since?

Some steam building up on the golf thread again. Just wondering what's the best angle to approach Super's 'lifeboat' post. It's a very sad scenario with desperate folks risking it all to try and come across the Channel. Can't understand how some people are so heartless to call it a taxi service.

I saw the womens C1 canoe slalom where the Oz girl beat the GB girl into silver, although the Oz girl is the daughter of a former GB world champion

lostinwales wrote:I saw the womens C1 canoe slalom where the Oz girl beat the GB girl into silver, although the Oz girl is the daughter of a former GB world champion

Yeah, that was pretty good actually.

Tense wait whilst the Aussie girl came down the course.