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by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 22 Jun 2021, 10:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Banana

by **Galted** Thu 12 Aug 2021, 4:30 pm

So sad, seems like only the day before yesterday that he told me I was Anupam Shyam.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Aug 2021, 4:34 pm

Duty281 wrote:I can't possibly be Una Stubbs because everyone on here knows I'm older than 84.

Hope her husband Ray is bearing up.

I thought it was Sister Ray.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Aug 2021, 4:35 pm

Galted wrote:So sad, seems like only the day before yesterday that he told me I was Anupam Shyam.

I thought you were Mushy Panama?

by **Galted** Thu 12 Aug 2021, 8:03 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:So sad, seems like only the day before yesterday that he told me I was Anupam Shyam.

I thought you were Mushy Panama?

am a pushy man

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Aug 2021, 8:11 pm

Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:So sad, seems like only the day before yesterday that he told me I was Anupam Shyam.

I thought you were Mushy Panama?

am a pushy man

may a man push?

by **Galted** Thu 12 Aug 2021, 10:29 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:So sad, seems like only the day before yesterday that he told me I was Anupam Shyam.

I thought you were Mushy Panama?

am a pushy man

may a man push?

ay, human spam

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Aug 2021, 10:33 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:So sad, seems like only the day before yesterday that he told me I was Anupam Shyam.

I thought you were Mushy Panama?

am a pushy man

may a man push?

ay, human spam

Many a mash-up

by **Galted** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 12:02 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:So sad, seems like only the day before yesterday that he told me I was Anupam Shyam.

I thought you were Mushy Panama?

am a pushy man

may a man push?

ay, human spam

Many a mash-up

am a puny sham

by **Galted** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 7:59 am

a man may push fist

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 8:27 am

Sicond. I bet you could hardly sleep waiting to get that one in.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 9:07 am

Many mash up a tird.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 9:23 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Sicond. I bet you could hardly sleep waiting to get that one in.

Not a wink. I was terribly nervous about the reception it would receive but it's exceeded even my wildest expectations.

by lostinwales Fri 13 Aug 2021, 9:41 am

I fort I'd have a more relaxed morning.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 10:33 am

Me neither.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 1:09 pm

I'm not the Morning Tea Society.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 4:15 pm

Galted wrote:Me neither.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:12 am

Fist. Number one with a Kabullet.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:16 am

Sicond Saigon again.

by **Galted** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:32 am

Tird. I guess we know why Shah hasn't been on the boards for a while.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:34 am

Galted wrote:Tird. I guess we know why Shah hasn't been on the boards for a while.

Yes, he got Tali-banned.

by **Galted** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:35 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Tird. I guess we know why Shah hasn't been on the boards for a while.
Yes, he got Tali-banned.

That's Kabulsh*t.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:37 am

No doubt he'll have his hands full checking all those trucks coming in, sorting out all the new kit as well as having to do the late shift on air traffic control. His bosses are so bloody demanding, aren't they?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:40 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Tird. I guess we know why Shah hasn't been on the boards for a while.
Yes, he got Tali-banned.

That's Kabulsh*t.

Hahajib.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:43 am

Glad to see you're all still a bunch of massive racists.

by Duty281 Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:46 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Glad to see you're all still a bunch of massive racists.

Through my inspirations and teachings.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:48 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Glad to see you're all still a bunch of massive racists.

We're just having a Laghman.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:54 am

Duty281 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Glad to see you're all still a bunch of massive racists.

Through my inspirations and teachings.

I've just been down your neck of woods for a couple of weeks, Duty. South Devon. Or maybe you were Cornwall? Basically the same thing...

I did ask if anyone knew you but no one did.

by lostinwales Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:09 am

Lazarus has returned!

South Devon and Cornwall are not the same thing, just adjacent.

My parents lived in Salcombe for over 30 years. I know that part of the world well.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:35 am

lostinwales wrote:

South Devon and Cornwall are not the same thing, just adjacent.

My parents lived in Salcombe for over 30 years. I know that part of the world well.

I know, just trying to wind Duty up.

We did pop to Salcombe, very nice. Went all over the place round there. We were staying near Bovey Tracey but traveled around all over the place. Eden Project was pretty good although overpriced for what you get. Dartmoor is stunning though. Spent a lot of time walking round that place. Could happily live out my days wandering round there.

Was doing a bit of paddleboarding one afternoon and a couple of seals popped up right next to the board and swam alongside us for a few moments. Pretty amazing sight.

by lostinwales Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:44 am

I am always a bit mixed about Salcombe. It has changed so much over the years. The shops are great because there are a lot of wealthy people with bolt holes down there, but those people are often pretty horrible. The kind of local character it had has lessened over the years.

I hope you got the pronunciation of 'Bovey' in Bovey Tracy right. I am not sure if I have visited it as such but know of it mainly through Trago Mills.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:48 am

lostinwales wrote:

I hope you got the pronunciation of 'Bovey' in Bovey Tracy right. I am not sure if I have visited it as such but know of it mainly through Trago Mills.

Yep. The lady whose cottage we rented kindly left us a list of things to do and see and she did helpfully tell us the correct pronunciation of Bovey.

If Geoff/Jeff Rowley lived in Bovey Tracey, it would be a nightmare.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:53 am

Wasn't Bovey Tracy one of the brothers in Thunderbirds?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:55 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Was doing a bit of paddleboarding one afternoon...

Steady on, you'll be doing action netball on a jet-ski next.

by lostinwales Mon 16 Aug 2021, 11:05 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Was doing a bit of paddleboarding one afternoon...

Steady on, you'll be doing action netball on a jet-ski next.

Where were you paddleboarding as a matter of interest?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Aug 2021, 11:09 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Was doing a bit of paddleboarding one afternoon...

Steady on, you'll be doing action netball on a jet-ski next.

I was reluctant to do it at first as I didn't want to be one of those men in a wet suit but I went with the kids and it was actually very pleasant. And I turned down the offer of hiring a wet suit. Just went with the Speedo look instead. Quite relaxing once I worked out how to do it and stopped falling in the sea. Especially when the seals arrived. They are very cute animals.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Aug 2021, 11:11 am

lostinwales wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Was doing a bit of paddleboarding one afternoon...

Steady on, you'll be doing action netball on a jet-ski next.

Where were you paddleboarding as a matter of interest?

Goodrington sands. There were nicer places around but that had the best dog friendly beach so tended to head there when we were looking at beach days.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 12:41 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Was doing a bit of paddleboarding one afternoon...

Steady on, you'll be doing action netball on a jet-ski next.

I was reluctant to do it at first as I didn't want to be one of those men in a wet suit but I went with the kids and it was actually very pleasant. And I turned down the offer of hiring a wet suit. Just went with the Speedo look instead. Quite relaxing once I worked out how to do it and stopped falling in the sea. Especially when the seals arrived. They are very cute animals.

You wouldn't look out of place in Australia. In a supermarket. In the 80s...
There used to be lots of women in bikinis and sarongs back in the day. Having a good think near the ice cream section.

by **Galted** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 3:42 pm

I'm glad Tino's not dead, but I fear for him when his missus finds out he was in close proximity to a seal and didn't club it.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 3:51 pm

Galted wrote:I'm glad Tino's not dead, but I fear for him when his missus finds out he was in close proximity to a seal and didn't club it.

It might have been sean going for a swim wearing fancy dress. Were there any gulls with chips nearby, Tino?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Aug 2021, 4:10 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:I'm glad Tino's not dead, but I fear for him when his missus finds out he was in close proximity to a seal and didn't club it.

It might have been sean going for a swim wearing fancy dress. Were there any gulls with chips nearby, Tino?

It's funny you should say that. We found some tiny little village called Stoke Gabriel which had a mill pond and a small harbour. We did a bit of crabbing and the gulls were the most brazen ones I have ever seen. Literally just landing right next to people and sticking their heads in the buckets or taking bacon out of peoples hands as they tried to load the bait bags. Absolutely fearless.

I chuckled at one point as a young kid started to cry following a particularly aggressive gull taking some bacon from his hand. I overheard his dad telling the mum that a seagull had taken it. I debated telling him there is no such thing as a seagull but he was very big and quite emotional and I didn't think it was the right time.

by **Galted** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 4:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:I'm glad Tino's not dead, but I fear for him when his missus finds out he was in close proximity to a seal and didn't club it.

It might have been sean going for a swim wearing fancy dress. Were there any gulls with chips nearby, Tino?

It's funny you should say that. We found some tiny little village called Stoke Gabriel which had a mill pond and a small harbour. We did a bit of crabbing and the gulls were the most brazen ones I have ever seen. Literally just landing right next to people and sticking their heads in the buckets or taking bacon out of peoples hands as they tried to load the bait bags. Absolutely fearless.

I chuckled at one point as a young kid started to cry following a particularly aggressive gull taking some bacon from his hand. I overheard his dad telling the mum that a seagull had taken it. I debated telling him there is no such thing as a seagull but he was very big and quite emotional and I didn't think it was the right time.

This made me chuckle though I suspect it wasn't as funny for the owner.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-49070562

by lostinwales Mon 16 Aug 2021, 11:29 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:I'm glad Tino's not dead, but I fear for him when his missus finds out he was in close proximity to a seal and didn't club it.

It might have been sean going for a swim wearing fancy dress. Were there any gulls with chips nearby, Tino?

It's funny you should say that. We found some tiny little village called Stoke Gabriel which had a mill pond and a small harbour. We did a bit of crabbing and the gulls were the most brazen ones I have ever seen. Literally just landing right next to people and sticking their heads in the buckets or taking bacon out of peoples hands as they tried to load the bait bags. Absolutely fearless.

I chuckled at one point as a young kid started to cry following a particularly aggressive gull taking some bacon from his hand. I overheard his dad telling the mum that a seagull had taken it. I debated telling him there is no such thing as a seagull but he was very big and quite emotional and I didn't think it was the right time.

This made me chuckle though I suspect it wasn't as funny for the owner.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-49070562

Or for the dog.

Thats a bit 'Fish Called Wanda' that is

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Aug 2021, 1:55 am

lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:I'm glad Tino's not dead, but I fear for him when his missus finds out he was in close proximity to a seal and didn't club it.

It might have been sean going for a swim wearing fancy dress. Were there any gulls with chips nearby, Tino?

It's funny you should say that. We found some tiny little village called Stoke Gabriel which had a mill pond and a small harbour. We did a bit of crabbing and the gulls were the most brazen ones I have ever seen. Literally just landing right next to people and sticking their heads in the buckets or taking bacon out of peoples hands as they tried to load the bait bags. Absolutely fearless.

I chuckled at one point as a young kid started to cry following a particularly aggressive gull taking some bacon from his hand. I overheard his dad telling the mum that a seagull had taken it. I debated telling him there is no such thing as a seagull but he was very big and quite emotional and I didn't think it was the right time.

This made me chuckle though I suspect it wasn't as funny for the owner.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-49070562

Or for the dog.

Thats a bit 'Fish Called Wanda' that is

Poor Gizmo is probably somewhere just off the Azores by now.

by **Galted** Tue 17 Aug 2021, 7:50 am

lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:I'm glad Tino's not dead, but I fear for him when his missus finds out he was in close proximity to a seal and didn't club it.

It might have been sean going for a swim wearing fancy dress. Were there any gulls with chips nearby, Tino?

It's funny you should say that. We found some tiny little village called Stoke Gabriel which had a mill pond and a small harbour. We did a bit of crabbing and the gulls were the most brazen ones I have ever seen. Literally just landing right next to people and sticking their heads in the buckets or taking bacon out of peoples hands as they tried to load the bait bags. Absolutely fearless.

I chuckled at one point as a young kid started to cry following a particularly aggressive gull taking some bacon from his hand. I overheard his dad telling the mum that a seagull had taken it. I debated telling him there is no such thing as a seagull but he was very big and quite emotional and I didn't think it was the right time.

This made me chuckle though I suspect it wasn't as funny for the owner.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-49070562

Or for the dog.

Thats a bit 'Fish Called Wanda' that is

Sicond.

Would have been hard to believe at the time that it would be the last decent work John Cleese ever did.

by lostinwales Tue 17 Aug 2021, 9:25 am

Tird. Wanda was 33 years ago

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Aug 2021, 9:43 am

I had trouble watching the Kevin Kline chips up the nose scene. To this day I never dip my chips in sauce of any kind.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:18 am

Pal Joey wrote:To this day I never dip my chips in sauce of any kind.

Too busy eating them off the back of a girl.

by Duty281 Tue 17 Aug 2021, 2:32 pm

The golf board has a lively discussion about rent boys, Bob Dylan being crap, female hookers, and the Beatles being crap. Hope you're not missing it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Aug 2021, 2:41 pm

Duty281 wrote:The golf board has a lively discussion about rent boys, Bob Dylan being crap, female hookers, and the Beatles being crap. Hope you're not missing it.

Lively but very predictable.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Aug 2021, 2:49 pm

Yes, I've been keeping an eye on it too.
Soul has a similar musical taste to me although I have different favourite songs for each of those bands he listed.

The rent boy discussion seems to be going round in circles. It's so easy to blur the lines these days. Anything's plausible I guess. Pretty sure they're winding each other up most of the time.

Duty, did you put that bet on when England were 11/10... you know, "the nice little top up"?
Had a look at the odds (just for fun) when England went into bat and they were 25/1.
I was about to post 'be careful' but you were probably already in on it. Hope you didn't lose too much.

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