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JuliusHMarx wrote:Some days it's like no one wants a fist.

Sicond. Brave of you to follow Guildford's rousing post. I couldn't do it justice.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Some days it's like no one wants a fist.

Sicond. Brave of you to follow Guildford's rousing post. I couldn't do it justice.

Tird. Brave of you to follow Jules' opening fist post. I didn't know how to respond.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Some days it's like no one wants a fist.

Sicond. Brave of you to follow Guildford's rousing post. I couldn't do it justice.

Too kind, Galted. I'm now thinking of upsetting the snooker board by pointing out that Ronnie O'Sullivan isn't statistically half the world champion Joe Davis was.

guildfordbat wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Some days it's like no one wants a fist.

Sicond. Brave of you to follow Guildford's rousing post. I couldn't do it justice.

Too kind, Galted. I'm now thinking of upsetting the snooker board by pointing out that Ronnie O'Sullivan isn't statistically half the world champion Joe Davis was.

I'd upset them by claiming that snooker is hallucination-inducingly tedious and nowhere near as thrilling as test cricket and that Ronnie O'Sullivan is statistically inferior to Graeme Hick.

Galted wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Some days it's like no one wants a fist.

Sicond. Brave of you to follow Guildford's rousing post. I couldn't do it justice.

Too kind, Galted. I'm now thinking of upsetting the snooker board by pointing out that Ronnie O'Sullivan isn't statistically half the world champion Joe Davis was.

I'd upset them by claiming that snooker is hallucination-inducingly tedious and nowhere near as thrilling as test cricket and that Ronnie O'Sullivan is statistically inferior to Graeme Hick.

I'm very upset that my old mate WG Grace has had 2 centuries stripped from his record.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Some days it's like no one wants a fist.

Sicond. Brave of you to follow Guildford's rousing post. I couldn't do it justice.

Too kind, Galted. I'm now thinking of upsetting the snooker board by pointing out that Ronnie O'Sullivan isn't statistically half the world champion Joe Davis was.

I'd upset them by claiming that snooker is hallucination-inducingly tedious and nowhere near as thrilling as test cricket and that Ronnie O'Sullivan is statistically inferior to Graeme Hick.

I'm very upset that my old mate WG Grace has had 2 centuries stripped from his record.

It's a dis grace.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Some days it's like no one wants a fist.

Sicond. Brave of you to follow Guildford's rousing post. I couldn't do it justice.

Too kind, Galted. I'm now thinking of upsetting the snooker board by pointing out that Ronnie O'Sullivan isn't statistically half the world champion Joe Davis was.

I'd upset them by claiming that snooker is hallucination-inducingly tedious and nowhere near as thrilling as test cricket and that Ronnie O'Sullivan is statistically inferior to Graeme Hick.

I'm very upset that my old mate WG Grace has had 2 centuries stripped from his record.

It's a dis grace.

Satin and perfume and lace.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Some days it's like no one wants a fist.

Sicond. Brave of you to follow Guildford's rousing post. I couldn't do it justice.

Too kind, Galted. I'm now thinking of upsetting the snooker board by pointing out that Ronnie O'Sullivan isn't statistically half the world champion Joe Davis was.

I'd upset them by claiming that snooker is hallucination-inducingly tedious and nowhere near as thrilling as test cricket and that Ronnie O'Sullivan is statistically inferior to Graeme Hick.

I'm very upset that my old mate WG Grace has had 2 centuries stripped from his record.

It's a dis grace.

Satin and perfume and lace.

Good Tymes, Jules.

Tardy fist.

Sloppy sicond.

I went back to the Motherland this weekend.

Went to one of the roughest pubs, in the roughest part of Runcorn which is saying something. Still safer than anywhere in Scotland, but by English standards it was bad.

I found it both terrifying and exhilarating at the same time. I survived my yoof by being Northern. I am so Southern now, I was glad it didn't kick off as I may have done a Galted and hidden in the gents loo.

This could have gone on the Runcorn thread but decided to post here. That is the sort of dynamic decision I make on a daily basis.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: That is the sort of dynamic decision I make on a daily basis.

Like which thimble to put on to start work.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I went back to the Motherland this weekend.

Went to one of the roughest pubs, in the roughest part of Runcorn which is saying something. Still safer than anywhere in Scotland, but by English standards it was bad.

I found it both terrifying and exhilarating at the same time. I survived my yoof by being Northern. I am so Southern now, I was glad it didn't kick off as I may have done a Galted and hidden in the gents loo.

This could have gone on the Runcorn thread but decided to post here. That is the sort of dynamic decision I make on a daily basis.

Moving stuff. Your George Cross is in the post. Frost had one, so should you.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: That is the sort of dynamic decision I make on a daily basis.

Like which thimble to put on to start work.

Mrs Windows makes all the thimble decisions, Jules. I make the complicated ones...

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I went back to the Motherland this weekend.

Went to one of the roughest pubs, in the roughest part of Runcorn which is saying something. Still safer than anywhere in Scotland, but by English standards it was bad.

I found it both terrifying and exhilarating at the same time. I survived my yoof by being Northern. I am so Southern now, I was glad it didn't kick off as I may have done a Galted and hidden in the gents loo.

This could have gone on the Runcorn thread but decided to post here. That is the sort of dynamic decision I make on a daily basis.

Moving stuff. Your George Cross is in the post. Frost had one, so should you.

Thanks, Dooty. Excellent stalking work to get my address.

I've moved you back into my top 100 posters list now.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
I found it both terrifying and exhilarating at the same time. I survived my yoof by being Northern. I am so Southern now, I was glad it didn't kick off as I may have done a Galted and hidden in the gents loo.

'Loo' sounds like a limp-wristed southern word but it seems to only be Men of the North who use it.  Surely 'bog' would be more natural or do you not use it to avoid confusion on account of how many of you live in actual bogs?

My ex-housemate and I once went into the local pub having signed a contract for our new flat.  We didn't realise that it was a Millwall pub and were given the death stare by about 50 tattooed slabs of mutton from the moment we walked in.  We only meant to have one but didn't want to appear to be intimidated and ended up having a good four or five rounds before interest in us dwindled.  Didn't use the bogs/loos though as I suspected I'd be given a good stabbing, in both senses of the word.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I went back to the Motherland this weekend.

Went to one of the roughest pubs, in the roughest part of Runcorn which is saying something. Still safer than anywhere in Scotland, but by English standards it was bad.

I found it both terrifying and exhilarating at the same time. I survived my yoof by being Northern. I am so Southern now, I was glad it didn't kick off as I may have done a Galted and hidden in the gents loo.

This could have gone on the Runcorn thread but decided to post here. That is the sort of dynamic decision I make on a daily basis.

The Red Admiral?

Did you get a chance to stop by the Festival Way Fish Bar as well? I know it's one of your favourites.

Afternoon, new phone day, exciting times.

Hope you are all well.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I went back to the Motherland this weekend.

Went to one of the roughest pubs, in the roughest part of Runcorn which is saying something. Still safer than anywhere in Scotland, but by English standards it was bad.

I found it both terrifying and exhilarating at the same time. I survived my yoof by being Northern. I am so Southern now, I was glad it didn't kick off as I may have done a Galted and hidden in the gents loo.

This could have gone on the Runcorn thread but decided to post here. That is the sort of dynamic decision I make on a daily basis.

The Red Admiral?

Did you get a chance to stop by the Festival Way Fish Bar as well? I know it's one of your favourites.

It was not the Addy, Pee Jay. That would have been safer.

I did not visit Fezzy Way either. I did, however, have a chip kebab from somewhere which can only be described as outstanding.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I went back to the Motherland this weekend.

Went to one of the roughest pubs, in the roughest part of Runcorn which is saying something. Still safer than anywhere in Scotland, but by English standards it was bad.

I found it both terrifying and exhilarating at the same time. I survived my yoof by being Northern. I am so Southern now, I was glad it didn't kick off as I may have done a Galted and hidden in the gents loo.

This could have gone on the Runcorn thread but decided to post here. That is the sort of dynamic decision I make on a daily basis.

The Red Admiral?

Did you get a chance to stop by the Festival Way Fish Bar as well? I know it's one of your favourites.

It was not the Addy, Pee Jay. That would have been safer.

I did not visit Fezzy Way either. I did, however, have a chip kebab from somewhere which can only be described as outstanding.

There are pubs in certain parts of Glasgow and Edinburgh where someone will come in and tell you that they're planning to rob a local shop and ask you if you want them to nick something specific. Once spent a couple of hours in Robbie's on Leith Walk on a Saturday afternoon and during my time in there I was offered (at not very reasonable prices) some chicken (whole bird or breast) and a pair of size 8 Nike football boots.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I went back to the Motherland this weekend.

Went to one of the roughest pubs, in the roughest part of Runcorn which is saying something. Still safer than anywhere in Scotland, but by English standards it was bad.

I found it both terrifying and exhilarating at the same time. I survived my yoof by being Northern. I am so Southern now, I was glad it didn't kick off as I may have done a Galted and hidden in the gents loo.

This could have gone on the Runcorn thread but decided to post here. That is the sort of dynamic decision I make on a daily basis.

The Red Admiral?

Did you get a chance to stop by the Festival Way Fish Bar as well? I know it's one of your favourites.

It was not the Addy, Pee Jay. That would have been safer.

I did not visit Fezzy Way either. I did, however, have a chip kebab from somewhere which can only be described as outstanding.

There are pubs in certain parts of Glasgow and Edinburgh where someone will come in and tell you that they're planning to rob a local shop and ask you if you want them to nick something specific.  Once spent a couple of hours in Robbie's on Leith Walk on a Saturday afternoon and during my time in there I was offered (at not very reasonable prices) some chicken (whole bird or breast) and a pair of size 8 Nike football boots.  

Obviously you went for the boots?

Tino, did you watch Bargain Hunt just now?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, did you watch Bargain Hunt just now?

No, Jules. Should I have, or are you just being a complete bargain hunt?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, did you watch Bargain Hunt just now?

No, Jules. Should I have, or are you just being a complete bargain hunt?

Yes, and yes.

Had a marvellous mini-thimble inside a gilt metal egg.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, did you watch Bargain Hunt just now?

No, Jules. Should I have, or are you just being a complete bargain hunt?

Yes, and yes.

Had a marvellous mini-thimble inside a gilt metal egg.

I'm not overly familiar with the format but did someone buy it/sell it? What was its value. Sounds like I missed a treat there.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, did you watch Bargain Hunt just now?

No, Jules. Should I have, or are you just being a complete bargain hunt?

Yes, and yes.

Had a marvellous mini-thimble inside a gilt metal egg.

I'm not overly familiar with the format but did someone buy it/sell it? What was its value. Sounds like I missed a treat there.

It could have been yours to add to your collection for £40.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, did you watch Bargain Hunt just now?

No, Jules. Should I have, or are you just being a complete bargain hunt?

Yes, and yes.

Had a marvellous mini-thimble inside a gilt metal egg.

I'm not overly familiar with the format but did someone buy it/sell it? What was its value. Sounds like I missed a treat there.

It could have been yours to add to your collection for £40.

£40! Sounds like a bargain (hunt).

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I went back to the Motherland this weekend.

Went to one of the roughest pubs, in the roughest part of Runcorn which is saying something. Still safer than anywhere in Scotland, but by English standards it was bad.

I found it both terrifying and exhilarating at the same time. I survived my yoof by being Northern. I am so Southern now, I was glad it didn't kick off as I may have done a Galted and hidden in the gents loo.

This could have gone on the Runcorn thread but decided to post here. That is the sort of dynamic decision I make on a daily basis.

The Red Admiral?

Did you get a chance to stop by the Festival Way Fish Bar as well? I know it's one of your favourites.

It was not the Addy, Pee Jay. That would have been safer.

I did not visit Fezzy Way either. I did, however, have a chip kebab from somewhere which can only be described as outstanding.

There are pubs in certain parts of Glasgow and Edinburgh where someone will come in and tell you that they're planning to rob a local shop and ask you if you want them to nick something specific.  Once spent a couple of hours in Robbie's on Leith Walk on a Saturday afternoon and during my time in there I was offered (at not very reasonable prices) some chicken (whole bird or breast) and a pair of size 8 Nike football boots.  

Obviously you went for the boots?

No - I'm a size 9.

superflyweight wrote:

No - I'm a size 9.  

Of course you are, flower.

I sure as s**t am not a criminal Lawyer, thankfully, but Amber Heard's legal team are blatantly f**king incompetent, I'm not sure whether to laugh or cringe.

Amber fist.

Nick of Time 2: Every Sicond Counts.

Amber Tird

Johnny fort well.

I apologise for messing up the limerick thread.

I apologise for messing up the limerick thread
It was better when we thought Tina was dead

I apologise for messing up the limerick thread
It was better when we thought Tina was dead
But he appears to be back

I apologise for messing up the limerick thread
It was better when we thought Tina was dead
But he appears to be back
unlike Caroline Flack

I apologise for messing up the limerick thread
It was better when we thought Tina was dead
But he appears to be back
unlike Caroline Flack
Who is quite unresponsive in bed

JuliusHMarx wrote:I apologise for messing up the limerick thread
It was better when we thought Tina was dead
But he appears to be back
unlike Caroline Flack
Who is quite unresponsive in bed

Brilliant Jules! Dark, but brilliant.

I'm also unresponsive in bed.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm also unresponsive in bed.

When will you learn that no means no?

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm also unresponsive in bed.

When will you learn that no means no?  

I can't understand her with her mouth full.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm also unresponsive in bed.

When will you learn that no means no?  

I can't understand her with her mouth full.

Christ.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm also unresponsive in bed.

When will you learn that no means no?  

I can't understand her with her mouth full.

Christ.

Hold on, Jules talked about a sh*gging a dead person!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm also unresponsive in bed.

When will you learn that no means no?  

I can't understand her with her mouth full.

Christ.

Hold on, Jules talked about a sh*gging a dead person!

She's been through the worst already and her suffering is over.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm also unresponsive in bed.

When will you learn that no means no?  

I can't understand her with her mouth full.

Christ.

Hold on, Jules talked about a sh*gging a dead person!

She's been through the worst already and her suffering is over.  

Fair point.

Ironic that the thread was michaelsed having set itself up beautifully for a michaels anecdote.

Galted wrote:Ironic that the thread was michaelsed having set itself up beautifully for a michaels anecdote.

Yeah, I was going to type for the last line "So let's michaelise this limerick instead" but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, mate.

How's it going, Galts?

It just got cold here. Can't complain though. It was a pretty good run from last September... apart from all the flooding rains which have now stopped.

A friend of mine has just got a job in Sydney (i think) and is moving to Coogee, I assume this is a good step up from Bradford