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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

alfie wrote:nomenclature

Lovely stuff, alfie. Not a word we see often on here.

Reminds of the time Jeff used 'oeuvre' when describing some j*zz singer.

Although he was being deliberately pompous whereas I suspect yours is accidental pomposity.

F*ck off, Tino, can you not see that I'm already grooming alfie?

Much obliged, Peej, I always love a good review from your good self, so will look forward to that

Wot no fist?

Kilroy was sicond.

Tranquil on here today.

Fist on here today.

I know why PJ's absent: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-65446354

as well as the little stalkerish one: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-65442959

Galted wrote:I know why PJ's absent: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-65446354

as well as the little stalkerish one: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-65442959

Sicond.

From that first article:

"Kevin Darmody, 65, was last seen at Kennedy's Bend - a well-known saltwater crocodile habitat in a remote part of northern Queensland - on Saturday."

It's amazing he made it to 65 with such an obvious disregard for his own life.

Galted wrote:

as well as the little stalkerish one: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-65442959

Not guilty.

Although I was arrested the other day for throwing shotgun cartridges at Buckingham Palace.

Seems you can be a nonce and still live a free life but can't chuck things at posh buildings.

I hope it rains on the jug eared c*nts parade.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

as well as the little stalkerish one: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-65442959

Not guilty.

Although I was arrested the other day for throwing shotgun cartridges at Buckingham Palace.

Seems you can be a nonce and still live a free life but can't chuck things at posh buildings.

I hope it rains on the jug eared c*nts parade.

I was in London last weekend on a two day session. Was in Galted's part of the world down Greenwich way but everyone looked fairly stylish and well dressed so definitely didn't see him. My mate did get charged £24 for 3 pints though which seemed like London was trying to live up to its stereotypes.

I haven't been into London for months now but £24 seems about right.

Was it The Chief? I'd like to see an enraged Chief tearing up Shoreditch. Ordering a bowl of Cheerios in the Cereal Cafe and headbutting the waitress when she asks if he wants soya or almond milk.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I haven't been into London for months now but £24 seems about right.

Was it The Chief? I'd like to see an enraged Chief tearing up Shoreditch. Ordering a bowl of Cheerios in the Cereal Cafe and headbutting the waitress when she asks if he wants soya or almond milk.

No it wasn't, sadly.  He was in London last year during the heatwave and has sworn off the place.  

Me and a few of my other mates were in New York with him a few years ago and I flew over on the same flight as him from Edinburgh.  Met him at 7:55 once we both got through security and we boarded at 8:35.  In the intervening  40 minutes he had 4 pints (3 of them were over 6%) and then he slept for the entire flight.  We met up with another guy as soon as we got to New York and went straight to the pub where he had 3 pints of a 7% IPA and then moved onto Guinness for a while.  Eventually ended the evening by drinking a 13% stout in a Korean BBQ place and then 'jokingly' punching one of my mates in the balls.

He then spent the rest of the weekend in the AirBNB we'd rented drinking a massive carry-out he'd got from a shop on 2nd Avenue.

L*l out loud.

That's the most Scottish thing I've heard in a long time.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

as well as the little stalkerish one: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-65442959

Not guilty.

Although I was arrested the other day for throwing shotgun cartridges at Buckingham Palace.

Seems you can be a nonce and still live a free life but can't chuck things at posh buildings.

I hope it rains on the jug eared c*nts parade.

I was in London last weekend on a two day session.  Was in Galted's part of the world down Greenwich way but everyone looked fairly stylish and well dressed so definitely didn't see him.  My mate did get charged £24 for 3 pints though which seemed like London was trying to live up to its stereotypes.    

If you saw a disgruntled dad wearing a black fleece and jeans, hauling a disgruntled five-year-old on a blue scooter about, it was very likely me.

£24 sounds about right as Tino says.  Beer in London may be very expensive, but at least it's sh*te.  I just stick to Guiness on the rare occasions the pubs are lucky enough to receive my custom.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:L*l out loud.

That's the most Scottish thing I've heard in a long time.

I always imagine Super's anecdotes being narrated by Kevin Bridges.

Galted wrote:I know why PJ's absent: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-65446354

as well as the little stalkerish one: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-65442959

Obviously wasn't me (the first one) but I did have my flip flops stolen by a couple of old fishermen the other day when I went for a swim in a local billabong. And I thought youth crime was a problem.

Now I work from home, and I sometimes go to the The Asda at lunch, and occasionally used the cash machines there, I can confirm that all old people should be shot at birth.

Fist

Morning, all

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:L*l out loud.

That's the most Scottish thing I've heard in a long time.

I always imagine Super's anecdotes being narrated by Kevin Bridges.

So do I. I also imagine he looks like Wee Jimmy Krankie.

Said 'morning' to some old chap wallking his dog earlier, feel like I've betrayed Rick.  Then I read about PJ's flip flops and the morning gets even worse.

rIck_dAgless wrote:The Asda

Endless love for you, riCK.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:L*l out loud.

That's the most Scottish thing I've heard in a long time.

I always imagine Super's anecdotes being narrated by Kevin Bridges.

So do I. I also imagine he looks like Wee Jimmy Krankie.

I imagine he looks like a scarred version of Miles Jupp.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:L*l out loud.

That's the most Scottish thing I've heard in a long time.

I always imagine Super's anecdotes being narrated by Kevin Bridges.

So do I. I also imagine he looks like Wee Jimmy Krankie.

Only when I'm being f*cked by the larger Krankie.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:L*l out loud.

That's the most Scottish thing I've heard in a long time.

I always imagine Super's anecdotes being narrated by Kevin Bridges.

So do I. I also imagine he looks like Wee Jimmy Krankie.

I imagine he looks like a scarred version of Miles Jupp.

Crikey, that is niche.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:L*l out loud.

That's the most Scottish thing I've heard in a long time.

I always imagine Super's anecdotes being narrated by Kevin Bridges.

So do I. I also imagine he looks like Wee Jimmy Krankie.

I imagine he looks like a scarred version of Miles Jupp.

Only after I've being f*cked by the larger Krankie.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:L*l out loud.

That's the most Scottish thing I've heard in a long time.

I always imagine Super's anecdotes being narrated by Kevin Bridges.

So do I. I also imagine he looks like Wee Jimmy Krankie.

Only when I'm being f*cked by the larger Krankie.  

Crikey, that is niche.

Whoever did all the flower arrangements around the Palace deserves a lot of credit. A lot of work has gone into that.
Obviously someone who knows what they're doing and are on top of their game.

Where's Jules by the way?
I'd imagine he's already found a good spot and set up his chair, near some bushes, to view proceedings tomorrow through his high-powered binoculars.

Pal Joey wrote:Whoever did all the flower arrangements around the Palace deserves a lot of credit. A lot of work has gone into that.
Obviously someone who knows what they're doing and are on top of their game.

Where's Jules by the way?
I'd imagine he's already found a good spot and set up his chair, near some bushes, to view proceedings tomorrow through his high-powered binoculars.

I'm sure he's staying in one of his London residences so he doesn't have too far to travel to the Abbey.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Whoever did all the flower arrangements around the Palace deserves a lot of credit. A lot of work has gone into that.
Obviously someone who knows what they're doing and are on top of their game.

Where's Jules by the way?
I'd imagine he's already found a good spot and set up his chair, near some bushes, to view proceedings tomorrow through his high-powered binoculars.

I'm sure he's staying in one of his London residences so he doesn't have too far to travel to the Abbey.

Wouldn't surprise me if he was Charles. I'd feel a bit bad calling him a jug eared c*nt yesterday if that was the case.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Whoever did all the flower arrangements around the Palace deserves a lot of credit. A lot of work has gone into that.
Obviously someone who knows what they're doing and are on top of their game.

Where's Jules by the way?
I'd imagine he's already found a good spot and set up his chair, near some bushes, to view proceedings tomorrow through his high-powered binoculars.

I'm sure he's staying in one of his London residences so he doesn't have too far to travel to the Abbey.

Probably taken a room at his Club and will be watching proceedings from the smoking room.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:L*l out loud.

That's the most Scottish thing I've heard in a long time.

I always imagine Super's anecdotes being narrated by Kevin Bridges.

So do I. I also imagine he looks like Wee Jimmy Krankie.

Only when I'm being f*cked by the larger Krankie.  

Crikey, that is niche.

Is that your Sean Connery impression?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:L*l out loud.

That's the most Scottish thing I've heard in a long time.

I always imagine Super's anecdotes being narrated by Kevin Bridges.

So do I. I also imagine he looks like Wee Jimmy Krankie.

Only when I'm being f*cked by the larger Krankie.  

Crikey, that is niche.

Is that your Sean Connery impression?

Yesh.

Make a joyful fisht.

PJ would never fisht on a weekend, proof he was eaten by a crocodile.

Lovely bit of Michaelsing, Galts
Fist.

Lovely bit of Michaelsing, RiCk
Sicond.

Quiet on here I see. Are you all still recovering from the Coronation ?

Incidentally , I noticed there was some sort of well dressed dog competition in Regent's park on Sunday , as part of the festivities. It was won by a cute little mutt called "Tino"...

But I have no proof it was named after anyone on this site.

We had a Coronation street party - I went as Albert Tatlock.

On form today, Jules, lovely stuff.

Celebrated the coronation by pissing off to San Sebastian for a few days.  Did see a snippet on the news, was funny seeing the slab-eared one referred to as Carlos III.

I celebrated the event by wearing my fleece to the beach even though it was quite hot.

Puño.

S'up Gman, top way of bringing in the Carolean era.

Sicond

Hola Ricko.

Sad to learn that the other 606ers are part of a group of 22 women murdered in Belgium, the Netherlands and Germany between 1976 and 2019.

I had my suspicions to be honest, either that or PTSD from the politics threads

Politics threads I'd say, rIck.

I'm surprised nobody picked up on my blended portmanteau opening line of Andrew Lloyd Webber's specially created coronation piece "Make a Joyful Noise" as would be spoken by Sean Connery - to suit our fisting purposes.

Pal Joey wrote:Politics threads I'd say, rIck.

I'm surprised nobody picked up on my blended portmanteau opening line of Andrew Lloyd Webber's specially created coronation piece "Make a Joyful Noise" as would be spoken by Sean Connery - to suit our fisting purposes.

Music to fist by? Hmmm

I think I am just in shock at the impact of too much Fox News (or whatever) to the brain given the frequent rabid outpourings of 'support person'

Mierda por aquí hoy, creo que voy a ir a ver unas corridas de toros.

Puño

Galted wrote:Mierda por aquí hoy, creo que voy a ir a ver unas corridas de toros.

Puño

Oi, none of your foreign muck.

Sicond.

Dos cervesos pour favour

Tird

One of the many joys of being in the legal trade is you get asked by family to help with everything from parking fines (just pay the f**kers it is not worth it, trust me) to shoplifting arrests (unlucky silly c**t)

I have been reviewing Mrs D's nan's will today, in which there are couple of prominent f**k you's to some of the more w**ky family members, who seem to know I have been helping and have already been in touch to ask what is in the will.

C**ts.

rIck_dAgless wrote:One of the many joys of being in the legal trade is you get asked by family to help with everything from parking fines (just pay the f**kers it is not worth it, trust me) to shoplifting arrests (unlucky silly c**t)

I have been reviewing Mrs D's nan's will today, in which there are couple of prominent f**k you's to some of the more w**ky family members, who seem to know I have been helping and have already been in touch to ask what is in the will.

C**ts.

Tell them she's leaving it all to you and watch the fun begin.

rIck_dAgless wrote:One of the many joys of being in the legal trade is you get asked by family to help with everything from parking fines (just pay the f**kers it is not worth it, trust me) to shoplifting arrests (unlucky silly c**t)

I have been reviewing Mrs D's nan's will today, in which there are couple of prominent f**k you's to some of the more w**ky family members, who seem to know I have been helping and have already been in touch to ask what is in the will.

C**ts.

You should f*ck with them and tell each of them that they've been made sole beneficiary.

rIck_dAgless wrote:One of the many joys of being in the legal trade is you get asked by family to help with everything from parking fines (just pay the f**kers it is not worth it, trust me) to shoplifting arrests (unlucky silly c**t)

I have been reviewing Mrs D's nan's will today, in which there are couple of prominent f**k you's to some of the more w**ky family members, who seem to know I have been helping and have already been in touch to ask what is in the will.

C**ts.

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero.