The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

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C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course
Alright, Inspector Morse

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Nigel Farage, worth a punt?

[Galted]

Nigel Farage, worth a punt?
With boots steel-capped on the front

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Nigel Farage, worth a punt?
With boots steel-capped on the front
I'm ready to march

[Galted]

Nigel Farage, worth a punt?
With boots steel-capped on the front
I'm ready to march
to Tyburn near the Arch

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Nigel Farage, worth a punt?
With boots steel-capped on the front
I'm ready to march
to Tyburn near the Arch
If only he wasn't such a morally bankrupt, intellectually inept grifter who always looks like he's just seen a picture of himself being bummed on the Internet.

[Galted]

Nigel Farage, worth a punt?
With boots steel-capped on the front
I'm ready to march
to Tyburn near the Arch
If only he wasn't such a morally bankrupt, intellectually inept grifter who always looks like he's just seen a picture of himself being bummed on the Internet.

Beautifully poetic ending, though I would've gone with 'to string up the rubber-faced c*nt'

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Beautifully poetic ending, though I would've gone with 'to string up the rubber-faced c*nt'
Easy Galted, that's a bit blunt.

[Galted]

Beautifully poetic ending, though I would've gone with 'to string up the rubber-faced c*nt'
Easy Galted, that's a bit blunt.
Sorry, and I have to say the meter's not great on this one

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Beautifully poetic ending, though I would've gone with 'to string up the rubber-faced c*nt'
Easy Galted, that's a bit blunt.
Sorry, and I have to say the meter's not great on this one
I agree. The iambic pentameter is well and truly gone.

[rIck_dAgless]

Beautifully poetic ending, though I would've gone with 'to string up the rubber-faced c*nt'
Easy Galted, that's a bit blunt.
Sorry, and I have to say the meter's not great on this one
I agree. The iambic pentameter is well and truly gone.
F**k Farage

[Galted]

[rIck_dAgless]

Meatballs are made from meat

[Galted]

Meatballs are made from meat
but gravy is best made of wheat

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Meatballs are made from meat
but gravy is best made of wheat
Do we put it on our chips?

[superflyweight]

Meatballs are made from meat
but gravy is best made of wheat
Do we put it on our chips?
I've licked it off nips

[Galted]

Meatballs are made from meat
but gravy is best made of wheat
Do we put it on our chips?
I've licked it off nips
With Supe's racism this rhyme's now complete

[superflyweight]

I was referring to tits not japs

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I was referring to tits not japs
In England we call them baps

[rIck_dAgless]

I was referring to tits not japs
In England we call them baps
They are yellowish and flat

[Galted]

I was referring to tits not japs
In England we call them baps
They are yellowish and flat
except Sumos who're fat

[rIck_dAgless]

I was referring to tits not japs
In England we call them baps
They are yellowish and flat
except Sumos who're fat
For Kebabs you're better using wraps

[Pal Joey]

What the hell is going on here?

[rIck_dAgless]

What the hell is going on here?
Talking about bread products, my dear.

[Galted]

What the hell is going on here?
Talking about bread products, my dear
and Asian folk too

[Mind the windows Tino.]

What the hell is going on here?
Talking about bread products, my dear
and Asian folk too
They love a bit of Kung Fu

[rIck_dAgless]

What the hell is going on here?
Talking about bread products, my dear
and Asian folk too
They love a bit of Kung Fu
Baps are better than pretzels, it's clear.

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I like my baps covered in flour

[rIck_dAgless]

I like my baps covered in flour
I like mine charged by the hour

[Galted]

I like my baps covered in flour
I like mine charged by the hour
I like mine to bob

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I like my baps covered in flour
I like mine charged by the hour
I like mine to bob
I like mine on my knob

[Galted]

I like my baps covered in flour
I like mine charged by the hour
I like mine to bob
I like mine on my knob
or as I like to call it, my plougher

[rIck_dAgless]

LoL out loud

[Galted]

LoL out loud
We deserve a far bigger crowd

[rIck_dAgless]

LoL out loud
We deserve a far bigger crowd
We need Jeff's fans on "X"

[JuliusHMarx]

LoL out loud
We deserve a far bigger crowd
We need Jeff's fans on "X"
And some hard core sex

[Galted]

LoL out loud
We deserve a far bigger crowd
We need Jeff's fans on "X"
And some hard core sex
Or as I like to call it 'well ploughed'

[JuliusHMarx]

[rIck_dAgless]

People enjoy a ploughman's lunch

[Pal Joey]

People enjoy a ploughman's lunch
After quelling a riot with a decisive punch

[rIck_dAgless]

People enjoy a ploughman's lunch
After quelling a riot with a decisive punch
It's the pickled onion you see

[Pal Joey]

People enjoy a ploughman's lunch
After quelling a riot with a decisive punch
It's the pickled onion you see
Smeared over explosive cheese

[rIck_dAgless]

People enjoy a ploughman's lunch
After quelling a riot with a decisive punch
It's the pickled onion you see
Smeared over explosive cheese
Like a pager, but that's just a hunch

[Pal Joey]

When she ordered a diet coke

[rIck_dAgless]

When she ordered a diet coke
With 5 burgers, I thought it was a joke

[JuliusHMarx]

When she ordered a diet coke
With 5 burgers, I thought it was a joke
Her appetite was huge

[rIck_dAgless]

When she ordered a diet coke
With 5 burgers, I thought it was a joke
Her appetite was huge
A calorific deluge

[JuliusHMarx]

When she ordered a diet coke
With 5 burgers, I thought it was a joke
Her appetite was huge
A calorific deluge
Dessert was a pithy mopoke.

[Pal Joey]

not really a mopoke...

Spoiler:

[Pal Joey]

Now the world's in a bit of a pickle,

[JuliusHMarx]

Now the world's in a bit of a pickle,
Russia's wielding the hammer and sickle.

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