The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

[Mind the windows Tino.]

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C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course
Alright, Inspector Morse

[Pal Joey]

Now the world's in a bit of a pickle,
Russia's wielding the hammer and sickle.
But there's no Cuban crisis,

[rIck_dAgless]

Now the world's in a bit of a pickle,
Russia's wielding the hammer and sickle.
But there's no Cuban crisis,
But we do have ISIS

[JuliusHMarx]

Now the world's in a bit of a pickle,
Russia's wielding the hammer and sickle.
But there's no Cuban crisis,
But we do have ISIS
Who have banned pre-marital slap & tickle.

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