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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.  

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly.  If only I knew a decent lawyer.  

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

Galted wrote:A bit of legal advice required.

From today, can we no longer call Super a c*nt?

They can arrest me if they like. Nothing will stop me from calling him a c*nt.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:A bit of legal advice required.

From today, can we no longer call Super a c*nt?

They can arrest me if they like. Nothing will stop me from calling him a c*nt.

#IstandwithMTWTino

Thanks Galted. Means a lot. I'm standing up for truth, justice and common sense.

I'm the Joey Barton of 606v2.

Fist.

That's a statement 'fist' if ever I've seen one.

Thanks, Galts, I thought I would start the week strong.

The film review was strong. Your fist was weak.

Fair.

I've made it at last. F111st!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-68741070

JuliusHMarx wrote:I've made it at last. F111st!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-68741070

Hope you enjoyed your fish 'n chips this evening... you old baastard!

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I've made it at last. F111st!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-68741070

Hope you enjoyed your fish 'n chips this evening... you old baastard!

I'm not Juan Vicente Pérez Mora of Venezuela.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I've made it at last. F111st!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-68741070

Hope you enjoyed your fish 'n chips this evening... you old baastard!

I'm not Juan Vicente Pérez Mora of Venezuela.

Yeah. Neither was I.

I am not Joe Kinnear.

Fist

rIck_dAgless wrote:I am not Joe Kinnear.

Fist

Could've sworn he died a few years back.

Sicond.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I am not Joe Kinnear.

Fist

I'm not jokin' 'ere either.

Apparently he had significant issues with dementia so it should be pretty easy to work out if he was one of us.

lostinwales wrote:Apparently he had significant issues with dementia so it should be pretty easy to work out if he was one of us.

I am not Joe Kinnear.

Fist

JuliusHMarx wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Apparently he had significant issues with dementia so it should be pretty easy to work out if he was one of us.

I am not Joe Kinnear.

Fist

I'm not jokin' here either.

Juice, anyone?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Juice, anyone?

Antisemite.

Morning all, afternoon PJ.

Bit of an announcement to make, as the weather is compliant I've decided to give the cargo shorts their first run-out of the year. Will let you know how it goes.

Galted wrote:Morning all, afternoon PJ.

Bit of an announcement to make, as the weather is compliant I've decided to give the cargo shorts their first run-out of the year.  Will let you know how it goes.

I can't hardly wait.

Update:
Wasn't the success I'd hoped it would be. Was admiring my magnificent legs reflected by the flats next door to ours when I realised that, not only are my fleece and shorts are exactly the same colour, but my socks and shoes are too when seen from a distance - I look like an extra in an 80s kids' sci-fi tv show. I was understandably glum for the duration of the visit to the playground, though I did cheer up when I watched a smaller kid having his sand castle destroyed by a bigger kid.

Hard to believe the cargo shorts didn't work out.

Apparently battering Villa is not for everyone, well done chaps.

Fist.

Sicond. Afternoon all. Seems like nobody gives a damn about Fallout

lostinwales wrote:Sicond. Afternoon all. Seems like nobody gives a damn about Fallout

I certainly don't give a damn about Fallout, boy.

lostinwales wrote:Sicond. Afternoon all. Seems like nobody gives a damn about Fallout

I played the games (3, 4, Vegas) to death and am staying away from the thread because spoilers.

(good work, Jules)

I'm not Derek Underwood.

Although you could argue that he soon will be.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not Derek Underwood.

Although you could argue that he soon will be.

He'll be spinning in his grave.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not Derek Underwood.

Although you could argue that he soon will be.

He'll be spinning in his grave.

But the only sound will be crickets.

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not Derek Underwood.

Although you could argue that he soon will be.

He'll be spinning in his grave.

But the only sound will be crickets.

Is there a point to all of this?

rIck_dAgless wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Sicond. Afternoon all. Seems like nobody gives a damn about Fallout

I played the games (3, 4, Vegas) to death and am staying away from the thread because spoilers.

(good work, Jules)

Spent an inordinate amount of time on 4 which was bloody good.  Think it might've been chatting about it that resulted in Julius banning me.  Maybe it was Far Cry.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Apparently battering Villa is not for everyone, well done chaps.

Fist.

Looking at the run-ins, Newcastle making the Champions League isn't beyond the realms of possibility.

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Apparently battering Villa is not for everyone, well done chaps.

Fist.

Looking at the run-ins, Newcastle making the Champions League isn't beyond the realms of possibility.

They have Jason Tindall on the staff. Winning the premier league, champions league, snooker world championship and solving the Ukraine war isn't beyond the realm of possibility.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not Derek Underwood.

Although you could argue that he soon will be.

He'll be spinning in his grave.

But only if the grave is uncovered.

Meanwhile, good lurking and Jamie Smith reference spotting by PJ.

guildfordbat wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not Derek Underwood.

Although you could argue that he soon will be.

He'll be spinning in his grave.

But only if the grave is uncovered.

Meanwhile, good lurking and Jamie Smith reference spotting by PJ.

I saw your post early this morning... must have been about half an hour after you posted it. Although I have no idea whether his selection for England is in the realms of possibilities, I take your word with high regard, GB. I just get a good vibe about him... so he's surely worth a shot.

Sad news about Derek Underwood. Saw him play once or twice towards the end of his international career. He seemed rather inconspicuous on the field compared to say, Derek Randall but I seem to remember him bagging a few and silencing the rowdy Hill at the SCG. Deadly indeed but also a highly skilled competitor.

Also more bad news for Michael Slater today. He's in even deeper trouble now for stalking, etc. Broke down in court today as bail was refused.

Pal Joey wrote:

Also more bad news for Michael Slater today. He's in even deeper trouble now for stalking

He should be rewarded, if anything.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Also more bad news for Michael Slater today. He's in even deeper trouble now for stalking

He should be rewarded, if anything.

Yes, I agree. It's just a pity he got caught.

He needs to learn how to break windows without cutting himself. Also avoid setting off alarms. That would be a good start, I feel.
Proper stalking demands special attention to such details and he's obviously falling short at the moment.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Also more bad news for Michael Slater today. He's in even deeper trouble now for stalking

He should be rewarded, if anything.

Yes, I agree. It's just a pity he got caught.

He needs to learn how to break windows without cutting himself. Also avoid setting off alarms. That would be a good start, I feel.
Proper stalking demands special attention to such details and he's obviously falling short at the moment.

Something about getting off to a fast start, but got caught flashing to a wide one.

Left his middle stump exposed.

He's swapped his whites for a green prison jumpsuit.

Just been reading up on Michael Slater, he's a bit of a c**t isn't he, right up there with Jack Whitehall.

Pal Joey wrote:He's swapped his whites for a green prison jumpsuit.

A baggy green prison jumpsuit.

Thursday Fist

Quiet around here. Too quiet.

SICOND!

I'm not Raman Subba Row. Pronounced Row. And pronounced dead.

I took the Northern line yesterday. I didn't need to, and in fact it made it a significantly longer journey than necessary, but I did it in the hope of meeting someone with a flat cap, a lantern and some feral children.

Imagine my disgust when most people had smart phones, proper trousers and their own teeth.

This f*cking country is going down the pan I tell you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I took the Northern line yesterday. I didn't need to, and in fact it made it a significantly longer journey than necessary, but I did it in the hope of meeting someone with a flat cap, a lantern and some feral children.

Imagine my disgust when most people had smart phones, proper trousers and their own teeth.

This f*cking country is going down the pan I tell you.

You want to take the Hammersmith and City line to restore your faith in tube-naming.