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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.  

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly.  If only I knew a decent lawyer.  

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

Wright did have Yewtree written all over his face. Staggering to me too that Edmonds hasn't been named.

Heard some story on the wireless the other day about Edmonds stood in 32 degree heat in Miami in a leather jacket.

Don't even need a trial. Just lock the nonce away.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Heard some story on the wireless the other day about Edmonds stood in 32 degree heat in Miami in a leather jacket.

Don't even need a trial. Just lock the nonce away.

Sounds like the Jackman of the noncing world.

Saw Kandinsky's great artworks up close and personal in the state art gallery today. A fist for me.
I've always liked those abstract geometric shapes and doodles. Nice colours too.

Then went to the new gallery next door to see Louise Bourgeois' works... pretty suggestive stuff and not really my thing. Not sure it would appeal to the common man but I guess some women would ponder more about some of those sculptural forms. Talk about pouring your conscious (and unconscious) emotions out there for public scrutiny and then writing about it all in painstakingly self-critical detail. Pretty brave stuff but some of those concepts cannot be unthought of now.

One of the other highlights of the day was being politely asked by a quite attractive Japanese customer relations person to 'please leave my umbrella in the croak room'. Never heard so many 'l's in one sentence.

Pal Joey wrote:

One of the other highlights of the day was being politely asked by a quite attractive Japanese customer relations person to 'please leave my umbrella in the croak room'. Never heard so many 'l's in one sentence.

What was his name?

Pal Joey wrote:Saw Kandinsky's great artworks up close and personal in the state art gallery today. A fist for me.
I've always liked those abstract geometric shapes and doodles. Nice colours too.

Galtova's a big fan of Kandinsky which makes me wonder what PJ's playing at.

Classic review from Rick on the film thread. Think I'll watch The Outfit tonight.

Cheers, Galts, I enjoyed it, worth a watch.

You spurred me into action with a film review of my own.

I recently watched The Creator. May do a review at some point. Should have been a good film. Wasn't.

lostinwales wrote:I recently watched The Creator. May do a review at some point. Should have been a good film. Wasn't.

The Creator was God-awful.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

lostinwales wrote:I recently watched The Creator. May do a review at some point. Should have been a good film. Wasn't.

The Creator was God-awful.

Jesus Christ, ease up on the puns for one day.

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

lostinwales wrote:I recently watched The Creator. May do a review at some point. Should have been a good film. Wasn't.

The Creator was God-awful.

Jesus Christ, ease up on the puns for one day.

I noah what you mean about Julius and his damn puns.

Sorry. Those rebukes are holy deserved.

Too late. Your Numbers up.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

One of the other highlights of the day was being politely asked by a quite attractive Japanese customer relations person to 'please leave my umbrella in the croak room'. Never heard so many 'l's in one sentence.

What was his name?

She didn't say. No name tag either so I'm guessing Naomi.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

One of the other highlights of the day was being politely asked by a quite attractive Japanese customer relations person to 'please leave my umbrella in the croak room'. Never heard so many 'l's in one sentence.

What was his name?

She didn't say. No name tag either so I'm guessing Naomi.

Racist.

Unmichaelising fist. Nothing since Thursday? What is the world coming to?

I was going to post on Friday and then I thought, 'naaah'.

I just thought I would let Harrison92 carry the off topic for a bit, let them have some limelight.

Quite prolific for a newbie is Harrison. Wonder how long before Tino begins to groom them.

I suspect he is all over it like a tramp on chips.

I would also suspect the MSMTS Bureau of Investigation is all over "Alias Watch" as well.

I was going to unmichaels myself but thought the longer the world sees how racist Pee Jay is, the better.

As for Harrison, I think we all know he's an alias. I may try and add him to my extensive list of outed posters if I can be bothered.

I reckon Jules was Andreas Brehme.

Galted wrote:Quite prolific for a newbie is Harrison.  Wonder how long before Tino begins to groom them it.

Not too long. The earlier the better for Tino. He's probably out right now buying some new clothes and toiletries for Harrison.
Hopefully Harrison puts up some resistance but I fear the odds are heavily stacked against him and he'll eventually be overpowered.
Bvlgari products can have a very powerful and hypnotic affect and then it's pretty much game over.

Or the start of an exciting new chapter for Tino... depending on your point of view.

Oh you're here! Back so soon?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I reckon Jules was Andreas Brehme.

Football is such a dangerous sport these days. Seems like all the greats are dropping off at a much faster rate than before.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I reckon Jules was Andreas Brehme.

I'm not Robin Windsor.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I reckon Jules was Andreas Brehme.

I'm not Robin Windsor.

Nope, that was Superfly.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I reckon Jules was Andreas Brehme.

I'm not Robin Windsor.

Nope, that was Superfly.

Not me. I can't dance but I do like to head down to the local nightclub in a tight sparkly shirts.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I reckon Jules was Andreas Brehme.

I'm not Robin Windsor.

Nope, that was Superfly.

Not me.  I can't dance but I do like to head down to the local nightclub in a tight sparkly shirts.  

Strictly ungrammatical.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I reckon Jules was Andreas Brehme.

I'm not Robin Windsor.

Nope, that was Superfly.

Not me.  I can't dance but I do like to head down to the local nightclub in a tight sparkly shirts.  

Do you walk there slowly or more of a quick step?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I reckon Jules was Andreas Brehme.

I'm not Robin Windsor.

Nope, that was Superfly.

Not me.  I can't dance but I do like to head down to the local nightclub in a tight sparkly shirts.  

Strictly ungrammatical.

I wish you nothing but harm.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I reckon Jules was Andreas Brehme.

I'm not Robin Windsor.

Nope, that was Superfly.

Not me.  I can't dance but I do like to head down to the local nightclub in a tight sparkly shirts.  

Do you walk there slowly or more of a quick step?

More of a mince.

'Mince' is an underrated word.

Galted wrote:'Mince' is an underrated word.

True. Mince tart, mince pie, After Eight Mince etc.

Under weaknesses you've put eczema

I'm not Keith.

superflyweight wrote:Under weaknesses you've put eczema

I'm not Keith.  

Under strengths, you've put accounts. That's your job?

Rip in peace big Keith.

Got to feel for the pall bearers.

Big Keith must be up there are one of the best minor characters in any sit-com.

Unfortunately we still don't know who David Irving is as the b@stard is still alive

Was thinking yesterday that Toppy hasn't had much to say for some time and then big Keith's death is announced. I wonder...

I am currently getting an ad Banner for "The University of Law" to take their "Master of Laws" Degree (don't know if it comes with a cool sword and a big cat though) it is appropriate for both legal grads and non legal grads though, which is nice.

I preferred the hot MILFS one.

Galted wrote:Was thinking yesterday that Toppy hasn't had much to say for some time and then big Keith's death is announced.  I wonder...

Big Keith wasn't that fat.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I am currently getting an ad Banner for "The University of Law" to take their "Master of Laws" Degree (don't know if it comes with a cool sword and a big cat though) it is appropriate for both legal grads and non legal grads though, which is nice.

I preferred the hot MILFS one.

Can a hot MILF be a 'Master of Laws'?

A mate was asking.

"Master of In-laws" I think.

Most Irish Like Fighting.

Most Indians Like Fisting.

Mince It Like 'Fly.

Many Italians Love Focaccia

Matronly Iowans Lactate Freely.

Many Inventions Leverage Fools

Multiple Insertions Loosen Fannies.