Wales World Cup Tea Boy?

We have had many Welsh polls lately with regards to players at the World Cup, but none will be as hotly discussed at the Welsh Tea Boy thread!
Who! and I mean WHO! will be the tea boy for the World Cup squad?!

Surely Huw Bennett!!

Mike Phillips for me, if he cant make Tea we can always send him to Mcdonalds to get some!

funnyExiledScot wrote:Surely Huw Bennett!!

He cant hold a ball never mind a cup of tea

if we employe henson he will just hire someone else with the bingo money...

welshy824 wrote:if we employe henson he will just hire someone else with the bingo money...

Then again if he brings his hareem from his new show they could be the after game entertainment. See it's not all bad news!

i do actually feel sorry for henson, i do want him to get back on his feet as he always gets the bad limelight and the press follow everything he does, (i know that is his fault a bit) but i just want him to be allowed to just get back playing rugby with that being his main focus

Can't believe we almost forgot to pick who the tea boy is going to be. Got to be Gav for me, which his appreciation for attention to detail I think he'll always make sure only the best tea is ever served. He'll do a cracking job.

I love this thread! It's the only one I can give an informed opinion on.

Surely it should be Aled Brew? (get it?!)

Seriously, I chose Mike Phillips as tea boy. Apparently he's got an NVQ, so he's brighter than Gavin. Also, he's lived in Cardiff for a while now, so he'll know where to go for a decent cuppa.

Cari wrote:ISeriously, I chose Mike Phillips as tea boy. Apparently he's got an NVQ, so he's brighter than Gavin. Also, he's lived in Cardiff for a while now, so he'll know where to go for a decent cuppa.

McDonalds at 3am?

Powell he will find a way to the services at 5am! The problem with Brew he will drop it and with Steve Jones, it will be cold by the time you get it.

Aled Brew

Can't be Mike Phillips guys - the service would be far too slow

warren gatland would chose the wrong tea, the wrong cup, the wrong teapot. and he would try some new way of serving the tea when the old method worked perfectly well and won us grand slams, ummm i mean gave us a nice cuppa.



btw, great thread.

Surely we need someone competent for such an important role. Can we get Robbie Deans post World Cup?

dogtooth wrote:warren gatland would chose the wrong tea, the wrong cup, the wrong teapot. and he would try some new way of serving the tea when the old method worked perfectly well and won us grand slams, ummm i mean gave us a nice cuppa.

btw, great thread.

It was Shaun Edwards not Gatland, he didnt want any leaks in his defense!

Definateky wouldn't be Yorkshire tea. Any tea brewed outside of Wales couldn't be selected. The obvious choice would be PG tips. We certainly have enough monkeys to serve it!
Johnathon anonymous would continue his role as national team DJ.
Gavin Henson would be in charge of the coffee. He's used to shaking the beans!!!

But the role of tea lady would have to go to Bradley Davies. I'm not criticising the useless lump, but I could just picture him pouring r Gav and hooky a lovely brew! I couldn't promise he wouldn't drop the odd cup though!