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[JuliusHMarx]

6. 5. Civic

[rIck_dAgless]

6. 5. Civic

Well done.

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seanmichaels wrote:
Dave, do you want my therapists number? I believe she could help with your anger.

I thought she only dealt with sexual trauma?

Remembering a time when it was funny to laugh at Sean being the victim of sexual abuse.  

Every once in a while, Sean could be very amusing -

Does anyone know who the actor is in the new Compare the Market adverts?

Sergei?

[rIck_dAgless]

sean was generally a funny guy

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Funny how?

[Pal Joey]

Awww, you know... just funny.





Fist.

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Today I shall be mainly searching for the missing fists.

[JuliusHMarx]

Sitird.

[Pal Joey]

Just got off the phone with my Mum.

She's so angry with Kane Williamson... reckons he's weak and "rolls over too easily". Must say I tend to agree.

I tried to alleviate the anger by saying they'll probably have Nicholls, Wagner and maybe even "Henry" back for the next one (same name as my cousin, her nephew, who also happens to be a Kiwi) and she replied: "That's made me feel better already! Someone needs to have a word with Kane and tell him to bowl some spin himself and be more aggressive on the field!"

I totally agreed. Very poor selection and captaincy picking Patel and then bowling him for 2 overs whilst also working the other 3 into the ground with only a 5 day turnaround.

This should be on the cricket thread, I know... but it's already been well covered there.

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She's so angry with Kane Williamson... reckons he's weak and "rolls over too easily". Must say I tend to agree.

Anyone would think they aren't the current World Test Champions.

I love your mum, Pee Jay, but she is wrong. He had a bad test, sure, but that doesn't trump everything that has gone before. If we follow that line of thinking, England are currently the best test team in the world.

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She's so angry with Kane Williamson... reckons he's weak and "rolls over too easily". Must say I tend to agree.

Anyone would think they aren't the current World Test Champions.

I love your mum, Pee Jay, but she is wrong. He had a bad test, sure, but that doesn't trump everything that has gone before. If we follow that line of thinking, England are currently the best test team in the world.

They've become a bit tedious with their nice-guy offensive.  They need to reinvest in the Aussie/Millwall mentality of ten years ago.

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She's so angry with Kane Williamson... reckons he's weak and "rolls over too easily". Must say I tend to agree.

Anyone would think they aren't the current World Test Champions.

I love your mum, Pee Jay, but she is wrong. He had a bad test, sure, but that doesn't trump everything that has gone before. If we follow that line of thinking, England are currently the best test team in the world.

They've become a bit tedious with their nice-guy offensive.  They need to reinvest in the Aussie/Millwall mentality of ten years ago.

NZ that is, not PJ and his mum.

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They need to reinvest in the Aussie/Millwall mentality of ten years ago.

10 years ago? Since when did the Aussie test team and Millwall stop being a bunch of c*nts?

[Pal Joey]

She's so angry with Kane Williamson... reckons he's weak and "rolls over too easily". Must say I tend to agree.

Anyone would think they aren't the current World Test Champions.

I love your mum, Pee Jay, but she is wrong. He had a bad test, sure, but that doesn't trump everything that has gone before. If we follow that line of thinking, England are currently the best test team in the world.

He just doesn't seem to show any emotion whatsoever, Tino. I thought he was far too submissive during the World Cup too. Too nice a guy.

Sure, he's in some sort of a form slump with the bat but like Joe Root (with the captaincy before he was replaced) he doesn't seem to be very strategic, take big risks or have that x-factor. Maybe they should give the captaincy to someone with a bit more mongrel in them (if they lose this series) and let him concentrate on his batting more.


Talking of mongrels, the lights are on down the road. Quite cold* (for here) and clear tonight. I'm ready for another Cane Toad Ambush. Some players are in very hot form for Qld but I'm banking on the Panther combinations to get us through the first match. There's about 6 or 7 of them in the team.

Have a feeling things will be harder for the next one in Perth and even more so for the 3rd one in Brisbane. If NSW lose this match, then maybe a comeback of sorts in Perth... only to get walloped at Suncorp in the decider.

* biggest snow dump in June for 34 years down south.

Spot on, Galts. You know exactly what I mean. No need to be nasty.... just show a bit of aggro, ffs!

Kane can start by losing that beard. Looks weak. Friggin' Paddle Pop 'lion'.

Spoiler:

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They need to reinvest in the Aussie/Millwall mentality of ten years ago.

10 years ago? Since when did the Aussie test team and Millwall stop being a bunch of c*nts?

I meant NZ having that mentality 10 years ago. Now they're so desperate to be liked.

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The angry Kiwi would make a decent old school test captain, if Root winning the test didn't give him an aneurysm.

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Spot on, Galts. You know exactly what I mean. No need to be nasty.... just show a bit of aggro, ffs!

I've clearly been too nice to you over the years, Pee Jay.

So you can f*ck right off.

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The angry Kiwi would make a decent old school test captain, if Root winning the test didn't give him an aneurysm.

Is he still there then? Was it Lewis Hamilton he really hated? I know there were a lot of things he hated but seem to remember L-Ham being right up there?

That was before I died though so could be wrong.

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The angry Kiwi would make a decent old school test captain, if Root winning the test didn't give him an aneurysm.

Is he still there then? Was it Lewis Hamilton he really hated? I know there were a lot of things he hated but seem to remember L-Ham being right up there?

That was before I died though so could be wrong.

He's still there though I haven't seen him for a couple of years due to working from home. His three pet sportsmen hates were/are Lewis Hamilton, Joe Root and Andy Murray. Probably in that order.

His loves are music, cricket, alcohol and the Duchess of Cambridge.

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His loves are music, cricket, alcohol and the Duchess of Cambridge.

I like 3 of those things.

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His loves are music, cricket, alcohol and the Duchess of Cambridge.

I like 3 of those things.

She gets on my nerves as well.

[rIck_dAgless]

Wagwarn, gentlemen

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Wagwarn, gentlemen

Sup rIcK.

How is the cut and thrust of corporate law these days?

Glad you're still around as our legal rep as Superfly is clearly dead.

[superflyweight]

I'm not dead, I'm just working in that there London today. Place is full of pr1cks.

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I'm not dead, I'm just working in that there London today.  Place is full of pr1cks.  

Blimey, first riCK and now you turn up.

Lawyers round here are like buses.

Overpriced, unreliable and usually with a criminal inside them.

[superflyweight]

Can't speak for Rick, but I've never been sodomised by a client... yet.

[rIck_dAgless]

Wagwarn, gentlemen

Sup rIcK.

How is the cut and thrust of corporate law these days?

Glad you're still around as our legal rep as Superfly is clearly dead.

More cut than thrust, though currently trying to sort out a S**t show basically caused by Americans being unable to deal with the bluntness of Israelis, and Israelis unable to navigate the pointless corporate platitudes of Americans.

I have never been sodomised by a client to date.

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More cut than thrust, though currently trying to sort out a S**t show basically caused by Americans being unable to deal with the bluntness of Israelis, and Israelis unable to navigate the pointless corporate platitudes of Americans.

Can't they nominate a person each and just have a straightener?

[rIck_dAgless]

Historically speaking it usually doesn't end well when the US and Israel settle beef with violence.

But at this point I am willing to give anything a go TBF.

[JuliusHMarx]

Ain't no fist like an S Club fist.

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Acknowledged.

[Pal Joey]

Tirded.

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Best to throw in another sexy lady to generate interest in the thread, not sure if this little goddess has made an appearance on here yet.

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Best to throw in another sexy lady to generate interest in the thread, not sure if this little goddess has made an appearance on here yet.

Superfly has really let himself go these days.

[superflyweight]

I tend to stuff a larger cucumber than that down my pants.

[JuliusHMarx]

Best to throw in another sexy lady to generate interest in the thread, not sure if this little goddess has made an appearance on here yet.

Superfly has really let himself go these days.

I thought it was an improvement.

[superflyweight]

And to think that this thread used to be a safe space. I'm off to the Rugby board - they're a much nicer lot.

[Pal Joey]

And to think that this thread used to be a safe space.  I'm off to the Rugby board - they're a much nicer lot.  

Agree. This place is turning into the fag end of the "Music" section.

Did I tell you guys I'm learning to play the triangle?
Practise is hard... but my teacher reckons if I give it 10 years, I'll be in the percussion section of the SSO if there's not too much heavy competition.

[JuliusHMarx]

And to think that this thread used to be a safe space.  I'm off to the Rugby board - they're a much nicer lot.  

Agree. This place is turning into the fag end of the "Music" section.

Did I tell you guys I'm learning to play the triangle?
Practise is hard... but my teacher reckons if I give it 10 years, I'll be in the percussion section of the SSO if there's not too much heavy competition.

Rugby players quite often suffer from percussion.

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Navytrainingpants has returned to the Donald Trump thread.

Absolute peak Navy. Still treading that fine line between "Dear Points of View" and irritating, pompous next door neighbour.

Finishing with "A pox on the lot of them".

Got to love the clipboard wielding, Hi-Viz wearing old boy.

[Duty281]

Navytrainingpants has returned to the Donald Trump thread.

Absolute peak Navy. Still treading that fine line between "Dear Points of View" and irritating, pompous next door neighbour.

Finishing with "A pox on the lot of them".

Got to love the clipboard wielding, Hi-Viz wearing old boy.

Hallelujah, he has risen. It will only be a matter of time before we see other comebacks, like TopHat and several of Truss' aliases.

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Navytrainingpants has returned to the Donald Trump thread.

Absolute peak Navy. Still treading that fine line between "Dear Points of View" and irritating, pompous next door neighbour.

Finishing with "A pox on the lot of them".

Got to love the clipboard wielding, Hi-Viz wearing old boy.

Hallelujah, he has risen. It will only be a matter of time before we see other comebacks, like TopHat and several of Truss' aliases.

Genuinely wouldn't be surprised if TopHat was already a Truss alias.

[superflyweight]

Late fist and epic unmichaelsing.

[JuliusHMarx]

Sicond.

Good work super. I had Tino down as Hilary Devey in the sweepstake. What do I win?

[superflyweight]

Sicond.

Good work super. I had Tino down as Hilary Devey in the sweepstake. What do I win?

All the clues were there. Both northern and with a strange 80's dominated sense of fashion.

A pair of insertable shoulder pads are winging their way to you as we speak.

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I suspect that LIW was Phil Bennett.

[superflyweight]

I suspect that LIW was Phil Bennett.

That would be a shame. Gordon Bennett!

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I suspect that LIW was Phil Bennett.

That would be a shame.  Gordon Bennett!

Any more puns like that and I'll phil you in.

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Pre 9am, risen from the dead (again) fist!

F*ck you all!

I'm going to bed now.

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F hell, it's hard enough rising from sleep before 9, let alone from the dead.

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