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6. 5. Civic

A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig them for.

Fist.

Bloody colonisers.

The amount of filth and abuse that he used to post, I would never have thought Superfly was the Queen.

A queen, yes for sure, but not the Queen.

God rest his soul.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The amount of filth and abuse that he used to post, I would never have thought Superfly was the Queen.

A queen, yes for sure, but not the Queen.

God rest his soul.

He was one of the 'Lizzie's in a box' football chanters and so, being a staunch royalist, I was forced to cancel him.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The amount of filth and abuse that he used to post, I would never have thought Superfly was the Queen.

A queen, yes for sure, but not the Queen.

God rest his soul.

He was one of the 'Lizzie's in a box' football chanters and so, being a staunch royalist, I was forced to cancel him.

Ah I see. So not dead, just cancelled. That is fine, Galted. The world needs more royalists like you and less Scottish people like him so I fully back you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The amount of filth and abuse that he used to post, I would never have thought Superfly was the Queen.

A queen, yes for sure, but not the Queen.

God rest his soul.

He was one of the 'Lizzie's in a box' football chanters and so, being a staunch royalist, I was forced to cancel him.

Ah I see. So not dead, just cancelled. That is fine, Galted. The world needs more royalists like you and less Scottish people like him so I fully back you.

Thanks, Tino. It's people like you who make Britain great.

God save the king.

Galted wrote:
God save the king.

I preferred his early stuff, not all that Vegas stuff.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:
God save the king.

I preferred his early stuff, not all that Vegas stuff.

Yeah, I never got into all that World Series of Poker nonsense.

Was a typo, I meant God save the Kinks

Thank you for the days, your Majesty.

Galted wrote:Was a typo, I meant God save the Kinks

The Who?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Was a typo, I meant God save the Kinks

The Who?

The The Kinks.

You really got me

Makes sense, I am a well respected man.

Galted wrote:Makes sense, I am a well respected man.

L*l(a)

I've got nothing to say.

Fist, it's been a while.

Though I feel I have interrupted a pun fest that I can't be arsed scrolling back to join in with.

Hope everyone is well.

Morning.

Brings back memories. I remember how I used to look forward to a Rick fist when I opened up 606.

Ah, good old days, bit of fisting with my morning brew, these days, too many morning meetings.

I miss Shah the crazy f**ker, hope his career is taking off in the ways he wanted.

How you doing, G'man?

Very good thanks.

Sun's shining, kid's at school, cat's in hiding, missus is asleep - pleasant start to the day.

How are things with you?

rIck_dAgless wrote:Ah, good old days, bit of fisting with my morning brew, these days, too many morning meetings.

I miss Shah the crazy f**ker, hope his career is blowing uptaking off in the ways he wanted.

How you doing, G'man?

Tird.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Ah, good old days, bit of fisting with my morning brew, these days, too many morning meetings.

I miss Shah the crazy f**ker, hope his career is blowing uptaking off in the ways he wanted.

How you doing, G'man?

Tird.  

Superfly returns from the dead with some casual racism. Peak Supes.

Don't ever change, champ.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Ah, good old days, bit of fisting with my morning brew, these days, too many morning meetings.

I miss Shah the crazy f**ker, hope his career is blowing uptaking off in the ways he wanted.

How you doing, G'man?

Tird.  

Superfly returns from the dead with some casual racism. Peak Supes.  

Don't ever change, champ.

Balancing out my woke behaviour from Saturday night. "Convinced" a lad to leave the pub I was in with my mate because he was being a massive homophobe about two women sitting holding hands and occasionally kissing.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Ah, good old days, bit of fisting with my morning brew, these days, too many morning meetings.

I miss Shah the crazy f**ker, hope his career is blowing uptaking off in the ways he wanted.

How you doing, G'man?

Tird.  

Superfly returns from the dead with some casual racism. Peak Supes.  

Don't ever change, champ.

Balancing out my woke behaviour from Saturday night.  "Convinced" a lad to leave the pub I was in with my mate because he was being a massive homophobe about two women sitting holding hands and occasionally kissing.  

Just realised that could be read as me and my mate were the two women holding hands and kissing or that my mate was being the homophobe.  You guys just go with whatever floats your boat.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Ah, good old days, bit of fisting with my morning brew, these days, too many morning meetings.

I miss Shah the crazy f**ker, hope his career is blowing uptaking off in the ways he wanted.

How you doing, G'man?

Tird.  

Superfly returns from the dead with some casual racism. Peak Supes.  

Don't ever change, champ.

Balancing out my woke behaviour from Saturday night.  "Convinced" a lad to leave the pub I was in with my mate because he was being a massive homophobe about two women sitting holding hands and occasionally kissing.  

Two lesbians. Sisters, probably. I'm just watching.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Ah, good old days, bit of fisting with my morning brew, these days, too many morning meetings.

I miss Shah the crazy f**ker, hope his career is blowing uptaking off in the ways he wanted.

How you doing, G'man?

Tird.  

Superfly returns from the dead with some casual racism. Peak Supes.  

Don't ever change, champ.

Balancing out my woke behaviour from Saturday night.  "Convinced" a lad to leave the pub I was in with my mate because he was being a massive homophobe about two women sitting holding hands and occasionally kissing.  

Two lesbians. Sisters, probably. I'm just watching.

I never thought I'd say this but can I hear more from Tino, please?

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Ah, good old days, bit of fisting with my morning brew, these days, too many morning meetings.

I miss Shah the crazy f**ker, hope his career is blowing uptaking off in the ways he wanted.

How you doing, G'man?

Tird.  

Superfly returns from the dead with some casual racism. Peak Supes.  

Don't ever change, champ.

Balancing out my woke behaviour from Saturday night.  "Convinced" a lad to leave the pub I was in with my mate because he was being a massive homophobe about two women sitting holding hands and occasionally kissing.  

Two lesbians. Sisters, probably. I'm just watching.

I never thought I'd say this but can I hear more from Tino, please?

l*l out loud. Works in so many ways that, G-Dog.

When Supes says "convinced", do you think he means the traditional English way of nervously suggesting someone speak a little quieter whilst smiling profusely so they don't take any offence.

Or the traditional Scottish method of "convincing" someone which involves headbutting them, dragging them outside and kicking them square in the cake hole?

I reckon option 2?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Ah, good old days, bit of fisting with my morning brew, these days, too many morning meetings.

I miss Shah the crazy f**ker, hope his career is blowing uptaking off in the ways he wanted.

How you doing, G'man?

Tird.  

Superfly returns from the dead with some casual racism. Peak Supes.  

Don't ever change, champ.

Balancing out my woke behaviour from Saturday night.  "Convinced" a lad to leave the pub I was in with my mate because he was being a massive homophobe about two women sitting holding hands and occasionally kissing.  

Two lesbians. Sisters, probably. I'm just watching.

I never thought I'd say this but can I hear more from Tino, please?

l*l out loud. Works in so many ways that, G-Dog.

When Supes says "convinced", do you think he means the traditional English way of nervously suggesting someone speak a little quieter whilst smiling profusely so they don't take any offence.

Or the traditional Scottish method of "convincing" someone which involves headbutting them, dragging them outside and kicking them square in the cake hole?

I reckon option 2?

It was somewhere in the middle. A firm squeeze of the shoulder and told him he should mind his own business and maybe he'd be better off having a drink in another pub. He was English so he agreed. If he'd been Scottish there's a fair chance I'd currently be on life support.

Galted wrote:Very good thanks.

Sun's shining, kid's at school, cat's in hiding, missus is asleep - pleasant start to the day.

How are things with you?

Bang average cheers, standard grey northern day here to be honest, few opportunities for watching dykes outside of the gentleman's art films online unfortunately.

Top woke work from supes though.

superflyweight wrote:

It was somewhere in the middle.  A firm squeeze of the shoulder and told him he should mind his own business and maybe he'd be better off having a drink in another pub.  He was English so he agreed.  If he'd been Scottish there's a fair chance I'd currently be on life support.  

Figures. I'm from Runcorn, I can look after myself, but I would still get up immediately and head off to Wetherspoons if a Scottish person placed their gnarled old hand on my shoulder and suggested I leave.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

It was somewhere in the middle.  A firm squeeze of the shoulder and told him he should mind his own business and maybe he'd be better off having a drink in another pub.  He was English so he agreed.  If he'd been Scottish there's a fair chance I'd currently be on life support.  

Figures. I'm from Runcorn, I can look after myself, but I would still get up immediately and head off to Wetherspoons if a Scottish person placed their gnarled old hand on my shoulder and suggested I leave.

It was with my left hand so not quite as gnarled (or as strong) as my right.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

It was somewhere in the middle.  A firm squeeze of the shoulder and told him he should mind his own business and maybe he'd be better off having a drink in another pub.  He was English so he agreed.  If he'd been Scottish there's a fair chance I'd currently be on life support.  

Figures. I'm from Runcorn, I can look after myself, but I would still get up immediately and head off to Wetherspoons if a Scottish person placed their gnarled old hand on my shoulder and suggested I leave.

I drove past Runcorn the other day. Can't help noticing it is very close to Wales

lostinwales wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

It was somewhere in the middle.  A firm squeeze of the shoulder and told him he should mind his own business and maybe he'd be better off having a drink in another pub.  He was English so he agreed.  If he'd been Scottish there's a fair chance I'd currently be on life support.  

Figures. I'm from Runcorn, I can look after myself, but I would still get up immediately and head off to Wetherspoons if a Scottish person placed their gnarled old hand on my shoulder and suggested I leave.

I drove past Runcorn the other day. Can't help noticing it is very close to Wales

It really is. Uncomfortably so.

One wrong turn and I could be lostinwales.

Friday fist, split day, what a way to end the week.

Couple of cameos from Shah, Jeff and sean and it would be perfect.

Morning Rick. Very exciting day, set up perfectly by Tino and LiW late yesterday.

I particularly liked Tino's liw joke, just the sort of content I'm on here for. Wonderful stuff.

Galted wrote:Morning Rick. Very exciting day, set up perfectly by Tino and LiW late yesterday.

I particularly liked Tino's liw joke, just the sort of content I'm on here for. Wonderful stuff.

Thanks, Galted. I knew you would like it. If Jules had come out with that, all the women on this thread would be sliding off their chairs. The world will be a worse place when you die.

It was totally blanked by my old northern mate rICk. To think we used to go clubbing together. Could even have stood next to each other at the urinal looking at each others knobs.

Maybe it was just too clever for RICk for comprehend? I've had a few doubts about his intellect over the years.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Morning Rick. Very exciting day, set up perfectly by Tino and LiW late yesterday.

I particularly liked Tino's liw joke, just the sort of content I'm on here for. Wonderful stuff.

Thanks, Galted. I knew you would like it. If Jules had come out with that, all the women on this thread would be sliding off their chairs. The world will be a worse place when you die.

It was totally blanked by my old northern mate rICk. To think we used to go clubbing together. Could even have stood next to each other at the urinal looking at each others knobs.

Maybe it was just too clever for RICk for comprehend? I've had a few doubts about his intellect over the years.

I suspect that Rick lives in the now and can't be bothered reading old posts.

Perhaps we could compile a weekly highlights package for him.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Morning Rick. Very exciting day, set up perfectly by Tino and LiW late yesterday.

I particularly liked Tino's liw joke, just the sort of content I'm on here for. Wonderful stuff.

Thanks, Galted. I knew you would like it. If Jules had come out with that, all the women on this thread would be sliding off their chairs. The world will be a worse place when you die.

It was totally blanked by my old northern mate rICk. To think we used to go clubbing together. Could even have stood next to each other at the urinal looking at each others knobs.

Maybe it was just too clever for RICk for comprehend? I've had a few doubts about his intellect over the years.

I suspect that Rick lives in the now and can't be bothered reading old posts.

Perhaps we could compile a weekly highlights package for him.

What a wonderful idea. Can I sub-contract that out to you?

Or maybe Duty should do it as the newest member? Kind of like a very polite initiation. Or we make him drink a pint of piss, stand on his head and sing a song. His choice.

Shouldn't take too long to knock up a Friday highlights package. Majority of weeks won't require him doing it.

The Mantel has passed.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Morning Rick. Very exciting day, set up perfectly by Tino and LiW late yesterday.

I particularly liked Tino's liw joke, just the sort of content I'm on here for. Wonderful stuff.

Thanks, Galted. I knew you would like it. If Jules had come out with that, all the women on this thread would be sliding off their chairs. The world will be a worse place when you die.

It was totally blanked by my old northern mate rICk. To think we used to go clubbing together. Could even have stood next to each other at the urinal looking at each others knobs.

Maybe it was just too clever for RICk for comprehend? I've had a few doubts about his intellect over the years.

I suspect that Rick lives in the now and can't be bothered reading old posts.

Perhaps we could compile a weekly highlights package for him.

What a wonderful idea. Can I sub-contract that out to you?

Or maybe Duty should do it as the newest member? Kind of like a very polite initiation. Or we make him drink a pint of piss, stand on his head and sing a song. His choice.

Shouldn't take too long to knock up a Friday highlights package. Majority of weeks won't require him doing it.

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.

superflyweight wrote:

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.  

Do you get a veto like the UN security council then?



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