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Post by Pal Joey Tue 16 Aug 2011, 1:59 pm

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by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'


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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:01 pm

You must be full of yeast, because you're making my dough rise...

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:19 am

Do you have 20/20 vision? Because you look amazing.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:35 am

Was your dad a personal trainer, you are well fit.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:44 am

Was your dad Ted Rogers? Because you smell like a dusty bin.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:40 am

Hi, I must be a virus, given a chance I'd be all over you like a rash.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:22 am

Do you have cable? Because I'd love to give it to you.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:58 am

Do you Like Golden Syrup? Result!
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Post by Glas a du Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:05 pm

Fancy a game of 'hide the sausage'? I've got a saveloy.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:08 pm

Do you play woodwind instruments? See if you can get a tune out of my pink oboe.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:09 pm

They wouldn't have let that one onto 'Blind Date' Laugh
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:27 pm

It's a shame really, Cilla's quite the virtuoso.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:29 pm

Laugh and now John Leslie joins Cilla on stage for their version of Moon river...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:30 pm

And what's this? Lionel Blair blowing his own trumpet!

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Post by Glas a du Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:33 pm

Laugh I think his is a cornet.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 24 Oct 2011, 1:13 pm

With a Flake in it.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 24 Oct 2011, 1:18 pm

Saucy
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Post by Breadvan Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:57 pm

Can you unhook this thing already? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.....
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Post by Glas a du Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:09 pm

A fine pair Hug
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 25 Oct 2011, 7:48 am

A fine pear.

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Post by Glas a du Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:56 am

A fine pare
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:09 am

A fine pier.

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Post by Glas a du Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:14 am

A fine Peer
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Post by Cari Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:17 am

A pine fear

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Post by Glas a du Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:21 am

A pine fair
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:21 am

A fire pain.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:38 pm

A Fiat full of dollars.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:54 pm

music Little Red Courgette music


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Post by Cari Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:58 pm

I didn't order Japanese Knot Weed with that ham sandwich!

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:00 pm

Ask to speak with their Kelp Manager, Cari. Very Happy


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Post by Cari Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:17 pm

music I can see clearly now, my brain has gone music

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Post by Glas a du Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:29 pm

music I was born under a wandering ka music
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:32 pm

music These boots don't help me snorkellling... Whistle

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Post by Cari Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:43 pm

One orange sock, and one green sock...

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Post by Glas a du Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:44 pm

music the economy's junk,
and with the crash I was sunk,
out of diesel, I pulled her over.
And then as I jumped out,
I gave her a clout,
that's the end of my Irish Range Rover music
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music She wore a raspberry brulee... music

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Post by Glas a du Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:17 pm

music Clio Lane there is a barber showing photographs... music
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:20 pm

music Strawberry blonde forever... music

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Post by Glas a du Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:14 pm

music if it hadn't have been for Cockineye Joe... music
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Post by PJHolybloke Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:08 pm

Lovin the new Iceland ads with Stacey Solomon, I always thought mom's went to Iceland cos they were off their t*ts on coke and couldn't be a£$ed to cook for their kids....
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:41 am

Oi, you leave Kerry Cantona alone, she was a great player in her day!

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Post by Glas a du Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:44 am

Oh ah I lost my bra...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:17 pm

Hooray for everything!

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Post by Glas a du Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:18 pm

And everything in its place!
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Post by slartibartfast Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:40 pm

The rain dripped heavily from the tip of the gun. The pressure slowly increased on the trigger. Mr Screening's eyes were squeezed shut waiting for the iminant pain and darkness. His heart pounded through his chest, head and gritted teeth. He had a sudden urge to beg for forgiveness.
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Post by Glas a du Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:04 am

Then he shat himself
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:31 am

With joy.

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Post by Glas a du Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:32 am

and it was a big weight off his shoulders...
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:31 am

plus he got some carbon credits for his efforts.

A nice little earner that would be!

1. a tiny fart = $ 0.75
2. a half dozen string of farts = $ 2.00
3. a big bertha followed by a couple of punctuation farts = $ 2.25
4. a slash by the side of the road behind a tree = $ 2.65
5. a slash in a city alley near a big orange skip = $ 2.75
6. a proper slash at home = $ 2.85
7. a quality slash in a posh hotel = $ 2.95
8. dropping yer pants behind a haystack = $ 3.25
9. having to use public toilets, at airports, etc = $ 3.50
10 using facilities at home = $ 4.00
11 at a friend's place = $ 4.50
12 at a posh hotel / tourist resort = $ 5.00

There we go... a real carbon tax marketplace. Yahoo


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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 28 Oct 2011, 7:38 am

Not those, these! Dear oh dear oh dear...

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Post by Glas a du Fri 28 Oct 2011, 7:46 am

An elongated puppet
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