Random Factor... Like A Tractor

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Aug 2011, 1:59 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

by Glas a du Wed 12 Oct 2011, 7:41 pm

Ace Ventura said pie bashing?

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:08 pm

Ace Ventura IS pie bashing.

by Glas a du Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:23 am

The woman with piles.

by **George Carlin** Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:03 am

The statement below is true.

The statement above is false.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:44 am

The Harvey Wallbanger was known originally as the Phillips Screwdriver.

by Gibson Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:52 am

I just hate it when a man hammers screws in. Unforgivable.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:45 am

It's cheating the screw!

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:56 am

Ah yes, 'The Cheating of the Screw,' Shakespeare's DIY-themed screwball comedy.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:01 am

...couldn't have described it better myself lucky!

starring... Nancy Nails and Russell Anvil

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:06 am

Have you seen the film? It's brilliant. Directed by Alan Key.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:27 am

Is that the one produced by Hans Ondeck-Nolyingabout? Yes, that was brilliant comedy.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:39 am

Now he was one of the pioneers of Danish cinema. His 'Pastries and Bacon' trilogy is great even after all these years.

by Cari Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:10 am

What's the difference between Sam Warburton and Mike Tindall?

About 12'000 miles. drumroll

by Gibson Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:47 pm

Id bet Tindall wishes he was still in NZ. He will be royally horse-whipped by Zara (not Zoe).

Hmmm... Lucky basterd.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:24 am

No doubt he'll be banished to the tack room... after Zoe removes all the naughty calendars from the walls.

It's gonna be a long, lonely and cold winter ...poor basterd Laugh

by Gibson Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:53 am

I'd love it. Fancy de arse off her. Specially in leather jodphurs, long boots,a bad attitude, with crop in hand.

Deprave me, your High ness ness.

She's a Royal Steffie Graf.

I think I need help.

Actually. No I don't. But thanks anyway.

by Glas a du Sat 15 Oct 2011, 7:16 am

Riding horses has been scientifically proven to increase female libido. Unfortunately it also widens their arses.

by PJHolybloke Sat 15 Oct 2011, 7:01 pm

Cheese & Onion Tayto's = exhibition crisps. Chef

by Glas a du Sat 15 Oct 2011, 7:56 pm

Whatever happened to the old Hedgehog crisps?

by dogtooth Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:51 pm

lurk

lurkurish

liquorice

by Glas a du Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:54 pm

Lick your fish

by Gibson Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:04 pm

Lickerass, Lickerarm, Lickeranus

by PJHolybloke Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:50 pm

Latin is good.

by PJHolybloke Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:50 pm

Thatin?

Is not so clever.

by Gibson Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:59 pm

What time of night do ya call this huh?

Just askin. Me watch is feiced love.

by PJHolybloke Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:45 am

It's feckin late darlin, but not too late for a kiss. kiss

by **George Carlin** Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:53 pm

Sign outside a bar in Wilmington, North Carolina:

"Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear".

Erm

by Glas a du Mon 17 Oct 2011, 7:23 pm

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DtyVBvvQtyNU%26feature%3Dyoutube_gdata_player&feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=tyVBvvQtyNU&gl=GB

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 19 Oct 2011, 3:23 pm

I just guffed and it sounded like a question.

by dyrewolfe Wed 19 Oct 2011, 4:37 pm

A Question of Fart?

(the popular quiz show hosted by Phew Barker)

by Glas a du Wed 19 Oct 2011, 4:53 pm

In not impressed unless it sounded like scooby do.

by Glas a du Thu 20 Oct 2011, 8:05 am

"wraggy?"

by Glas a du Thu 20 Oct 2011, 8:06 am

"zoiks!"

by Cari Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:42 pm

I don't know. I was just trying to find a picture of Barry and Yvonne from Hi-De-Hi on the internet, and I ended up with a photo of a sullen lady in a hat deliberately showing her jemima.

by Glas a du Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:43 pm

Puddleduck?

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 20 Oct 2011, 3:08 pm

While my catarrh gently seeps... music

by Glas a du Thu 20 Oct 2011, 5:18 pm

here I stand cockerel in hand, turning my face to the balls..."

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 20 Oct 2011, 5:23 pm

She came and threw the bathroom window... music

by Glas a du Fri 21 Oct 2011, 7:56 am

how can she laugh at me when I'm two foot long music

by **Pal Joey** Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:16 am

blinded by the mice... wrapped up like a douche-head... and a runner doesn't bite... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:20 am

I was happy in the cage of a drunken owl,

But heaven knows I'm Israel Dagg... music

by **Pal Joey** Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:26 am

As long as they gaze at... Portaloo sunset... they are in paradise... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:51 pm

Tie me to Geoff Hoon, Theresa May can kiss my @rse... music

by Glas a du Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:25 pm

let me know what life is like in juniper filled bras music

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:00 am

In other words, hold my glans... music

by Glas a du Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:33 am

in other words, darling Flip me music

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 22 Oct 2011, 7:11 pm

I think ivy fallen in leaf with you.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:35 pm

Do you like toilets? Because there's a chain of loo-ve around my heart.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:48 pm

Do you like terracotta? Because I've got the pots for you.

by Glas a du Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:51 pm

Do you ride race horses? I think I fancy you. Racing pigeons?

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