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Post by Pal Joey Tue 16 Aug 2011, 1:59 pm

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by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'


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Post by Cari Tue 08 Nov 2011, 3:09 pm

Eerie - a bit like an ear.

Zulu - a WC at an animal park.


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Post by Cari Tue 08 Nov 2011, 3:35 pm

Tw@t On A Hot Tin Roof.

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Post by Glas a du Tue 08 Nov 2011, 3:52 pm

Sizzle
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Post by George Carlin Tue 08 Nov 2011, 5:39 pm

Q. Why did Lieutenant O'Hura have dark hair in Star Trek?
A. Because William Shatner.
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Post by Cari Tue 08 Nov 2011, 6:01 pm

Q. Why did Elizabeth Arden?

A. Because Max Factor.

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Post by Glas a du Wed 09 Nov 2011, 3:37 am

Q why are bricks red?

A wouldn't you be embarrased to be laid in public? Actually some bricks are yellow. Cowards.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 09 Nov 2011, 8:10 am

Ed is dead.

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Post by Glas a du Wed 09 Nov 2011, 9:11 am

Dead Ed?
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 09 Nov 2011, 9:51 am

Aye, Dead Ed. Dead.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 09 Nov 2011, 9:55 am

Dead Az Ed

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Post by Glas a du Wed 09 Nov 2011, 10:44 am

Ed's dead, on the head.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 09 Nov 2011, 10:55 am

And Ed's brother Fred, well Fred's on the meds.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 09 Nov 2011, 10:57 am

but Ed's sister Wendy is fit and well... actually very fit.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 09 Nov 2011, 11:00 am

Ed's sister Wendy lives over in Hendy.

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Post by Gibson Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:09 am

You diss Ed. You diss de Ed in your souls, is the Truth.

For inner-shame.
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Post by Glas a du Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:44 am

Ah, but Ned hated Ed more than Fred ever ever didn't.
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Post by Gibson Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:08 am

Fred is not to be spoken about in this context. He lost the head. Did Fred.
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Post by Glas a du Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:09 am

But wasn't Nancy fancy?
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Post by George Carlin Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:33 am

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Post by Glas a du Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:44 am

Cruise control buster - a driver who speeds up to overtake you on a motorway only to slow down when he's in front of you Aaarrgh!

Middle lane hoggers - people who stick to the middle lane of a three lane motorway oblivious to anybody else Aarrrggh!

Undertakers or weavers - seek to gain an a miniscule advantage by slipping up the inside a complete pain on the arse

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Aaarrrgh!
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:42 am

music the long and dead-straight road... that leads to your back door... music

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Post by Glas a du Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50 am

music while my ulcers gently weep music
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:15 am

music tell me who-o-o-o am I... without ewe... music

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:18 pm

music My bleat lord... music

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:57 pm

All Good Things Must Pasture

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:44 pm

music Something in the way she moos... music

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Post by Cari Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:18 pm

As the stars that shall be bright when we are dust,
Moving in marches upon the heavenly plain.
As the stars that are starry
In the time of our darkness
To the end,
To the end they remain.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 11 Nov 2011, 2:29 pm

Last orders half past ten.

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Post by Glas a du Fri 11 Nov 2011, 4:57 pm

All aboard the story train, Child Catcher Dan!
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Post by LemonyVodka5 Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:30 pm

!!!!!! Shocked

How the smeg (Thank you Red Dwarf Random Factor... Like A Tractor - Page 16 Thumbsup) have I only just found this thread?!?!

Everyone had best go and put some pants on because I am about to start boring them off you Random Factor... Like A Tractor - Page 16 Emoticon_UnderPants_by_MrM4tty

I'll start with an easy couple about eyes.

A goat's pupils are horizontal and rectangular!

A donkey's eyes are placed in it's head so it can see all four of it's feet at the same time!

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Post by Gibson Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:56 pm

He aaw... he aaw... eee always says that.
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Post by SubsBench Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:30 pm

That's a very Haloumi-nating fact about goats.

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Post by Glas a du Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:54 pm

That's a very highbrow comment Sub, better than the usual baaaaad jokes on this thread.
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Post by SubsBench Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:11 pm

Thanks. Glad I didnt make an ass of myself.

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Post by Glas a du Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:16 pm

Give it time. There'll be plenty of opportunities for horse play.
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:57 am

...and no doubt some monkey business too.

OK, now where did I leave that burning cigar?

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Post by SubsBench Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:12 pm

Maybe u left it on that Night at the Opera.

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Post by SubsBench Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:13 pm

Or would that be too far from the Marxs?

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 12 Nov 2011, 1:58 pm

Laugh

Why, I'd horse whip you if I had a horse...

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Post by Glas a du Sat 12 Nov 2011, 2:48 pm

Beast of Burdens - horse used to deliver building materials.
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Post by George Carlin Sat 12 Nov 2011, 2:50 pm

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 12 Nov 2011, 3:02 pm

Ho ho ........ Ho!

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Post by Glas a du Sat 12 Nov 2011, 3:21 pm

Ah but with a video camera on everybody's mobile phone, present giving tours are not the same as they were even five years ago. Santa Tindall's exploits would be in the Internet within seconds.
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Post by SubsBench Sat 12 Nov 2011, 6:10 pm

Sanity Clause! Sanity Clause! You cant fool me, there is no Sanity Clause!

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Post by Glas a du Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:12 pm

Why Santa Claus, sounds as if they were trying to scare kids with their 'claws'. Santa Mits. That would have been much better.
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Post by SubsBench Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:18 pm

Santa kid gloves?

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Post by Glas a du Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:21 pm

Santa Dove Men Care Internationals.
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Post by Gibson Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:55 pm

music Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,
And she's gone.
music

Oi Lennon, you put acid in de tae again didn't ya, ya bollix ya?
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:37 am

music I'm just mad about saffron,
Put it in all my food, even sprinkle it on me corn flakes. music

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Two of my fave lyrics from when I was knee high to a lady with a short skirt and frilly, polka-dot knickers Random Factor... Like A Tractor - Page 16 3482_boob admittedly I was 14 and had to go down on all fours to get to that level but still....happy days! Random Factor... Like A Tractor - Page 16 1994_ninja

1) Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Stevie nicks books about kleptomania
Johnny looked out of his bedroom window
And shouted to his mum “Fred Titmus!”

2) And if 8 out of 10 cats all prefer Whiskas,
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?

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