The Dew Drop Inn Virtual Rugby Pub

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Welcome to the virtual rugby pub - a place where you can come in for a sly beverage and discuss whatever's on your mind, or just eavesdrop on the regulars if you fancy a break from all the rugby chat.

The only rule in this pub is one of mutual respect for everyone in it, oh and no defacing the collage of great current props' pictures on the bar. We've got Castrogiovanni, Beast, the Franks brothers, Mas, Tonga'uiha, Roncero, Cian Healey (as demanded by Hughie), Stevens, Murray, Mike Ross, Adam Jones and Steenkamp all in action. Graffiti's a banning offence

So pull up a chair....what'll it be?




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Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromide?

NaBrO

Just discovered this on a website for chemistry jokes (I'm the designated driver don't dare judge me). Hours of amusement ahead.

Doe anyone else think that Janet Street-Porter should be publicly flayed and stoned?

Just checking.

Piers Morgan and the Nolan sisters first.

WillyGilly wrote:Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromide?

NaBrO

Just discovered this on a website for chemistry jokes (I'm the designated driver don't dare judge me). Hours of amusement ahead.

Born Politician. One who comes from the Controlling Families. A cringing sense of humour. Its an unavoidable, genetic - trait.

WillyGilly wrote:Piers Morgan and the Nolan sisters first.

What? The Holy Nolan Sisters? Thats heresy boy! Skin Piers Morgan alive yeah...

But man. These gals were way ahead of their time like...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqkyITZ-gu8&feature=player_detailpage


Had the hots for Maureen. Still do,

Want to hear a joke about sub atomic particles?

No

Oh quarkward

*cue laughter from the 5% of pub dwellers with a basic knowledge of particle physics*

[dark matter walks into a bar]

Bartender: sorry we don't serve your kind here

Dark matter: that's okay I'm just passing through

5%?

Did you go to school with Notch by any chance?

4%. MAX.

Apologies these are pretty tough, I'll look out an easy one for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Here I say isn't the Irish team named in a few hours? Come on someone else has to be on here. Chat back. All my friends are on the dancefloor and I stay clear of there unless I have a blood alcohol content in excess of 0.04.

WillyGilly wrote:Apologies these are pretty tough, I'll look out an easy one for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the pervert who had his man sausage stuck up its ass?

Gibson wrote:

WillyGilly wrote:Apologies these are pretty tough, I'll look out an easy one for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the pervert who had his man sausage stuck up its ass?

I don't think so...

Just noticed I'm over the 'ton' in terms of number of posts. It's only taken me 3 times as long as everyone else!

Do I get a complimentary bottle of champagne? Or a cake?

Or at least a handshake off Hobo?

Nothing?

whats the difference between jam and marmalade ?

The Jam were brilliant. Marmalade were shoite?

An no Willser. In this Wurld, you get phhokkall for being a smortorse.

Love you my Pres.

Marmalades are made with citrus fruits. Jams are made with others.

Says the smortarse.

Nope ............. you cant marmalade your man sausage up a birds arse

you like that one Gibbo

Kenny,
My personal and very private penchant, is for another Ladyboy to...

Call me Jose. Its all I ever wanted and its not too much to ask.

..........i spat my beer out then !

Ireland team up. Conor Murray and Ronan O'Gara start at halfback, pack and outside backs unchanged from Australia. Andrew Trimble must settle for a place on the bench.

Nos da.

It was expected. The Ireland training pics said it all. I think Deccie has to learn to switch a few shirts in them

And I agree with the team. 2 Munster Boys for 2 Leinster boys. We must win this game.

Would have had Trimble to start. But heyho, Earls is Deccies Love-child.

I'm away to my bed , its been a pleasure , goodnight

Goodnight Kenny

Islands in the stream....

What a massive game this weekend, aul and ee top the group loose and were out, that is what happens when you miss out on bonus points.

perthshirepuma wrote:So, I'm at the fruit market and get into conversation with this woman on merits or otherwise of different apple varieties.

Her: Russets - they're my husband's favourites, but he's not here so I don't have to buy them - don't like them myself
Puma: Quite right, too. Mine is on the golf course, so I'll be buying what I want.
Her: Oh, my husband's been dead for years! But at least I don't have to buy russet apples any more

Whoo. Left open-mouthed - bit of a conversation stopper.

I like russets too, I hope that's not fatal.

MrsP wrote:She ran for the Presidency before, several years ago I think.

And wasn't she an MEP too??

Our wee Rosie Brown is all growed up.

Her manifesto is very far reaching.

In fact it has all kinds of everything in it.

Gibbo's done that one.

Cymroglan wrote:That's impressive RD da iawn.

I was just looking at the fixtures the officials don't get much time off
Nigel Owens for instance is the Ref tomorrow in the South Africa Samoa match then he is touch judge in the England Scotland match Saturday.

It's alright, they don't do much do they.

WillyGilly wrote:Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromide?

NaBrO

Just discovered this on a website for chemistry jokes (I'm the designated driver don't dare judge me). Hours of amusement ahead.

I don't get it.

WillyGilly wrote:Want to hear a joke about sub atomic particles?

No

Oh quarkward

*cue laughter from the 5% of pub dwellers with a basic knowledge of particle physics*

[dark matter walks into a bar]

Bartender: sorry we don't serve your kind here

Dark matter: that's okay I'm just passing through

The first one is pants but the second one is actually quite good.

Notch wrote:Ireland team up. Conor Murray and Ronan O'Gara start at halfback, pack and outside backs unchanged from Australia. Andrew Trimble must settle for a place on the bench.

Nos da.

Intend to arm wrestle the team that have given you most gyp in the last two 6N then. Well done, good luck and all.

hughie1986 wrote:What a massive game this weekend, aul and ee top the group loose and were out, that is what happens when you miss out on bonus points.

You won't loose.

I don't believe we will either Glas, I'm still going for a 20-25 point margin

I wouldn't go that far, but to be honest before the Irish supporters started to mention you losing, the thought hadn't entered my head.

Yay! Dragons v Ulster tonight! Yay!

Is Riley playing?

It hadn't entered mine either Glas till I realised that if we lose were out

As long as the players don't think the same. That's where the lack of Ulster and Connaught players will help.

red_stag wrote:I think the Anyone But Munster brigade should be made to face the firing squad too

The trouble with Munster is they have berks for fans like you and Munsty. So they're instantaneously dislikable

Morning. I'm absolutely steaming from last night in Swindon. Got to have a military run in my uniform now for an hour, so that'll be interesting. Very much looking forward to getting back to Rodney Parade tonight, whatever the score will be.

Glas a du wrote:Yay! Dragons v Ulster tonight! Yay!

Is Riley playing?

Sadly yes.

That's it bonus point win for the Ulsturmain.

Willy, that first joke was poison!

What, a crap 80's band?

http://www.google.co.uk/url?q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_(band)&sa=X&ei=zmSFTpuiIue20QWay93cDw&ved=0CDUQ9QEwAg&usg=AFQjCNHAWwEvfceyIJKcrWfc80bxPS7ZTw

The Rovers actually tried to play football in patches last night. Still don't attacke enough for the quality they have. Big Dan Murray was superb for them hope he returns someday.When Spurs were arsed though they won the match.

Bore da pawb / good morning all, Friday is upon us!

My older sister used to love Poison. At the time, my dad was quite a mover and shaker at our church and every other Monday evening he'd have a load of the elders over; they'd have the living room and we'd have to go to our rooms. My sister's bedroom was directly above the living room and, rebellious teen that she was, she would put her hi-fi speakers face down on the floor and play Poison's 'Flesh and Blood' album to put the elders off their prayers / seance / whatever they were doing.

Glam metal.

Seriously, where did that come out of. Some really dodgy bands from that era.

Mickado wrote:Glam metal.

Seriously, where did that come out of. Some really dodgy bands from that era.

A combo of '70s glam, '70s rock music and the '80s decadant attitude...

Some great tunes came out from it though - if you like cheese.

It must have been the fumes from all that hairspray they were using.

I'm listening to commentary of South Africa v Samoa; say what you want about Nigel Owens, but the players are never in any doubt of what he wants from them when he's refereeing.

That's great story about you sister, lucky. She sounds a hoot.

Morning all, Hope all's well!

Samoa hanging in there but SA appear to be in control. I think I tipped the same margin as Biltong - 25.

Lucky - I can't decide which they used more - drugs or hairspray. Ah it was a great time. I really liked all that glam metal crap. I've still got some of the albums I had at the time, and fair do's some of the songs are just great pop/rock songs.

I haven't got any rugby on here. What's the score?