The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
I'll start you off.
There was an old sailor from Crewe,
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
I'll start you off.
There was an old sailor from Crewe,
Last edited by Linebreaker on Sun 16 Oct - 22:57; edited 2 times in total
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There was an old sailor from Crewe
Who after years on a boat he grew
Who after years on a boat he grew
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There was an old sailor from Crewe,
Who after years on a boat he grew,
A beard so thick and red,
Who after years on a boat he grew,
A beard so thick and red,
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There was an old sailor from Crewe,
Who after years on a boat he grew,
A beard so thick and red,
And not a blade on his head
Who after years on a boat he grew,
A beard so thick and red,
And not a blade on his head
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There was an old sailor from Crewe,
Who after years on a boat he grew,
A beard so thick and red,
And not a blade on his head,
Made up for his heavy tattoos
Who after years on a boat he grew,
A beard so thick and red,
And not a blade on his head,
Made up for his heavy tattoos
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There once was a girl with no feet
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There once was a girl with no feet
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
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There once was a girl with no feet
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
She went into town
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
She went into town
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There once was a girl with no feet
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
She went into town,
In a loose-fitting gown,
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
She went into town,
In a loose-fitting gown,
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There once was a girl with no feet
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
She went into town,
In a loose-fitting gown,
Where she fell and lost all her teeth
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
She went into town,
In a loose-fitting gown,
Where she fell and lost all her teeth
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...poor thing
If ever you're lost in the wild,
If ever you're lost in the wild,
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If ever you're lost in the wild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
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If ever you're lost in the wild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
Just stick out your tongue
And the weather's not particularly mild,
Just stick out your tongue
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If ever you're lost in the wild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
Just stick out your tongue,
and break into a run,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
Just stick out your tongue,
and break into a run,
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If ever you're lost in the wild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
Just stick out your tongue,
and break into a run,
But don't let the elephants get riled.
And the weather's not particularly mild,
Just stick out your tongue,
and break into a run,
But don't let the elephants get riled.
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i have missed a few good ones
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While layed up in my hospital bed ,
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While layed up in my hospital bed ,
I awaited my impending op with dread.
I awaited my impending op with dread.
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While layed up in my hospital bed ,
I awaited my impending op with dread.
The nerves they just grew and grew
I awaited my impending op with dread.
The nerves they just grew and grew
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While layed up in my hospital bed ,
I awaited my impending op with dread.
The nerves they just grew and grew
As the surgeon said "your head will be completely new"
I awaited my impending op with dread.
The nerves they just grew and grew
As the surgeon said "your head will be completely new"
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While layed up in my hospital bed ,
I awaited my impending op with dread.
The nerves they just grew and grew
As the surgeon said "your head will be completely new"
And sewn on with invisible thread
I awaited my impending op with dread.
The nerves they just grew and grew
As the surgeon said "your head will be completely new"
And sewn on with invisible thread
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perfect!
A young boy playing with matches,
A young boy playing with matches,
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A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches ,
Had arms that were covered in scratches ,
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A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might
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A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might,
The matches wont light ,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might,
The matches wont light ,
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A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might,
The matches wont light
So he quit smoking and used patches.
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might,
The matches wont light
So he quit smoking and used patches.
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A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might,
The matches wont light,
So his limbs were only inflamed in patches.
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might,
The matches wont light,
So his limbs were only inflamed in patches.
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Nice one Y I - got in first!
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There once was a Nun on the run
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There once was a Nun on the run
With a cheap imitation gun
With a cheap imitation gun
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There once was a Nun on the run
With a cheap imitation gun
She burst into a bank
With a cheap imitation gun
She burst into a bank
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There once was a Nun on the run
With a cheap imitation gun
She burst into a bank
But tripped on a plank
With a cheap imitation gun
She burst into a bank
But tripped on a plank
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There once was a Nun on the run
With a cheap imitation gun
She burst into a bank
But tripped on a plank
Leaving her arse getting burnt by the sun
With a cheap imitation gun
She burst into a bank
But tripped on a plank
Leaving her arse getting burnt by the sun
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When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
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When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
He took with him plenty of wonga ,
He took with him plenty of wonga ,
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When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
He took with him plenty of wonga,
The locals were impressed,
He took with him plenty of wonga,
The locals were impressed,
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When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
He took with him plenty of wonga,
The locals were impressed,
By the way that he dressed ,
He took with him plenty of wonga,
The locals were impressed,
By the way that he dressed ,
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When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
He took with him plenty of wonga,
The locals were impressed,
By the way that he dressed ,
He wished he was staying there longer.
He took with him plenty of wonga,
The locals were impressed,
By the way that he dressed ,
He wished he was staying there longer.
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While going to work one day ,
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While going to work one day ,
The skies were a threatening grey,
The skies were a threatening grey,
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While going to work one day ,
The skies were a threatening grey,
My coat i'd forgotten ,
The skies were a threatening grey,
My coat i'd forgotten ,
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While going to work one day ,
The skies were a threatening grey,
My coat i'd forgotten ,
I'm going to get sodden,
The skies were a threatening grey,
My coat i'd forgotten ,
I'm going to get sodden,
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While going to work one day ,
The skies were a threatening grey,
My coat i'd forgotten ,
I'm going to get sodden,
When i get there what will my boss say .
The skies were a threatening grey,
My coat i'd forgotten ,
I'm going to get sodden,
When i get there what will my boss say .
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Tony said "danger is my middle name "
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Tony said "danger is my middle name "
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
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Tony said "danger is my middle name "
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
The bigger the better ,
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
The bigger the better ,
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Tony said "danger is my middle name "
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
The bigger the better ,
Regardless of whether,
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
The bigger the better ,
Regardless of whether,
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Tony said "danger is my middle name "
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
The bigger the better ,
Regardless of whether,
I'll end up with money and fame
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
The bigger the better ,
Regardless of whether,
I'll end up with money and fame
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The once was a lady from Gwent
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