Complete the sentence

First topic message reminder :

This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

To start you off:

The fridge door wouldnt open so I............

After 45 mins we slumped exhausted on the bed. Then there was a knock on the door. It was....the Hotel manager

" Yvette your fired ! " he said , she ran naked and crying from the room only to ..............

" Yvette your fired ! " he said , she ran naked and crying from the room only to ........ run into a cleaner's trolley left in the corridor.

The manager rushed out only to find......................

The manager rushed out only to find..........her sailing down the corridor with her legs in the air .

As the trolley reached the stairs ............................

As the trolley reached the stairs ................. we all braced for the worst.

However at that moment, Jose came up the stairs and was....................

However at that moment, Jose came up the stairs and was.....swept up onto the trolley aswell

Yvette and Jose were entwined together as the trolley crashed down the steps , at the bottom it was ................

Yvette and Jose were entwined together as the trolley crashed down the steps , at the bottom it was ........ fortunate that the room to the laundry was open.

They ended up on a pile of linen laughing...................

They ended up on a pile of linen laughing.....Yvette realised she was naked and grabbed a sheet .

" Thank you for saving me "she said , Jose looked at her and said " .................

" Thank you for saving me "she said , Jose looked at her and said " ................. "think nothing of it... are you hungry?"

Yvette nodded so they made their way to.................

Yvette nodded so they made their way to..............bar and restaurant

" I should really be working " said Yvette " But what the hell ,what's the worst that could happen ....

" I should really be working " said Yvette " But what the hell ,what's the worst that could happen .... after what's just happened?"

"Zere zey are!..," said the burly Gendarme, as he....................

"Zere zey are!..," said the burly Gendarme, as he....pointed over at them .

" Run " i shouted ...................................

" Run " i shouted ........................ and we bolted to the back door (again)

This time it was locked but Yvette noticed................

This time it was locked but Yvette noticed.......a open window .

So with a little help we all squeezed through , but then ...................

So with a little help we all squeezed through , but then ............ we had to make sure we bounced off the canvas awning below.

There was a small moped parked nearby so we......

There was a small moped parked nearby so we.....picked it up and carried it off .

It was to small for all 3 of us to ride , so in a selfish moment i jumped on it and left the others behind . I was free .....................

It was to small for all 3 of us to ride , so in a selfish moment i jumped on it and left the others behind . I was free ............... from those idiots at last!

At the first red light however................

At the first red light however.......the moped ran out of fuel

Leaving it at the side of the road i decided to explore the......................

ving it at the side of the road i decided to explore the......................pockets of a hit-and-run victim.

I found a couple of coins but he grabbed at my..................

I found a couple of coins but he grabbed at my......collar while screaming "Help Me !"

One quick punch to the face soon shut him up and i carried on going through his belongings , to my amazement i found a .............

to my amazement i found a ............. damn good reason to punch him again.

By this time I was so........

By this time I was so....angry i just couldn't stop and punched again and again .

" Stop " someone shouted , which snapped me out of my haze . I gave him one last kick then ....................

I gave him one last kick then .................... with the money from his pockets,

I crossed the road to the pub and ordered ........

I crossed the road to the pub and ordered ....a babycham with ice and lemon

The barman gave me a odd look , so i jumped up and nutted him before ...........

The barman gave me a odd look , so i jumped up and nutted him before ......... 'last drinks' was called.

Erica the barmaid was impressed and she....................

Erica the barmaid was impressed and she......asked if wanted to take her home .

After a few drinks she was looking rather attractive so i ................................

After a few drinks she was looking rather attractive so i ..............accepted her offer.

As she was dismounting the moped she then asked me......"

As she was dismounting the moped she then asked me......" Are you into Orgy's ? "

I was off that moped in a shot " Show me the way ! " i said , so she ............

I was off that moped in a shot " Show me the way ! " I said , so she ............showed me the way. Unfortunately Orgy's was the band her husband plays in. I was pretty.....

Unfortunately Orgy's was the band her husband plays in. I was pretty.....pee'd off

But once they started playing they were really quite .....................

But once they started playing they were really quite .....................bad, way worse than I thought they could possibly be.

Just when I thought the evening couldn't get any worse.....

Just when I thought the evening couldn't get any worse.....the cops arrived

They were looking for the person who had beat up the pedestrian , i thought i was safe but then ....................

I thought i was safe but then ....................I blurted out that I'd done it.

"What a goose I am" I muttered as the cops......

"What a goose I am" I muttered as the cops......who looked at me as if i were stupid.

As the van took me to the station it crashed allowing me to escape and go on the run ..............................

As the van took me to the station it crashed allowing me to escape and go on the run .............. for the third time in 5 days.

As I was catching my breath in an alley I noticed a poster which said: "......................

As I was catching my breath in an alley I noticed a poster which said: "......................I WANT YOU FOR U.S. ARMY".

"B0ll0x!" I roared and.....

"B0ll0x!" I roared and..... as I turned around I was collared by a recruitment officer and given an injection in my neck.

Waking up in an Army base in Texas was weird indeed and the first thing I noticed was.........

Waking up in an Army base in Texas was weird indeed and the first thing I noticed was.............. I had developed a American accent

The room was full of new recruits , so i decided to ..............................

The room was full of new recruits , so i decided to ........... test their metal.

One guy bumped me so I grabbed my lunch tray and...................

One guy bumped me so I grabbed my lunch tray and........smacked him round the head .

A mass brawl broke out , which was only stopped by the sound of ..................

A mass brawl broke out , which was only stopped by the sound of ........ the Mess Sergeant's bullish voice.

"OK you guys... knock it off will ya! Now who...........................

"OK you guys... knock it off will ya! Now who.........started it ?"

" He did " i said pointing to a tall fella at the back ...........................

" He did " i said pointing to a tall fella at the back ........... with the bump on his head.

"Right, you've just lost your weekend pass-out buddy." I was so relieved..........

"Right, you've just lost your weekend pass-out buddy." I was so relieved.........i wet myself


As the warm liquid ran down my leg i ...........................................

As the warm liquid ran down my leg i ......... saw it trickling towards an exposed electrical cable which had been chewed by a large rat.

Suddenly there was a flash and..............

Suddenly there was a flash and...........a bang

I shot twenty feet into the air , before landing on................................

I shot twenty feet into the air , before landing on........... a stack of folded chairs.

I dusted myself off and walked directly.....

I dusted myself off and walked directly.....into a wall.

As the laughter erupted around me I......

As the laughter erupted around me I...... noticed many recruits had filmed my mishap on their iPhones (and some were in the process of uploading it to YouTube already)

"I hope you've had your fun", I said "but just remember........

"I hope you've had your fun", I said "but just remember...im a stone cold killer !"

" Go For It " he said , so with that we ..................................

" Go For It " he said , so with that we ........... wrestled there and then.

"Slayer" Sanchez was just finishing his corn meal when we fell on the table he was eating on, resulting in..........