Complete the sentence

First topic message reminder :

This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

To start you off:

The fridge door wouldnt open so I............

"Well then, Room 701 should be ready soon. In the meantime I suggest you go to the.........conference room , it's empty "

We made our way there , only to find ............ a convention of cheerleaders were just packing their things up and leaving.

I noticed the head girl had an unusual ..................................

I noticed the head girl had an unusual ...............shaped head

I couldn't help staring , which created a problem when she came over to say hello . ................................

I couldn't help staring , which created a problem when she came over to say hello . ........................... because I think she had noticed me staring at it.

"Have you got a problem or have I got something...........................

"Have you got a problem or have I got something.....................stuck in my teeth ? " she asked

Without thinking i said " No no problem , you just have a odd shaped head " , it was then that she ...............................

Without thinking i said " No no problem , you just have a odd shaped head " , it was then that she ........................... lunged at my legs.

In an instant I had her head between.........................

In an instant I had her head between.................my thighs

But given the size of it , it didn't stay there long and she ......................

But given the size of it , it didn't stay there long and she ................ managed to squeeze her way out... head first of course.

This seemed to arouse her because then she grabbed a chair and...............

This seemed to arouse her because then she grabbed a chair and..........started to do a striptease

My eyes suddenly weren't looking at her head anymore , but were staring at her enormous ................................

My eyes suddenly weren't looking at her head anymore , but were staring at her enormous ...................... nipples.

I noticed she had a small tattoo of a ..................................

I noticed she had a small tattoo of a .................whole heard of water buffalo on her left breast

" Why the tattoo ? " i asked , she replied " That's only half of it the rest is on my .......................................

" Why the tattoo ? " i asked , she replied " That's only half of it the rest is on my ................... inside leg. Do you want to see it?"

"Sure" I said and to my amazement there was another herd; this time being chased by Indians, led by............................................

"Sure" I said and to my amazement there was another herd; this time being chased by Indians, led by..............Sitting Bull himself !

" I have more" she said " Do you want to find them yourself ? " . My hands twitched as i searched her body slowly , and then there it was .......................

" I have more" she said " Do you want to find them yourself ? " . My hands twitched as i searched her body slowly , and then there it was ....................... a complete map of the new frontier with towns, roads and railway lines clearly laid out.

I noticed an "X" near Des Moines - which corresponded to her.............................

I noticed an "X" near Des Moines - which corresponded to her...................back passage

"Is there treasure buried in there ? " i asked , " Well she said thats for you to find out ............if your man enough ? " she replied . I was in like a ......................

"Is there treasure buried in there ? " i asked , " Well she said thats for you to find out ............if your man enough ? " she replied . I was in like a ............. space shuttle docking to the International Space Station.

I must say it was quite enjoyable for me but I could see that she was preoccupied texting the following message to her girlfriend: "........................

I must say it was quite enjoyable for me but I could see that she was preoccupied texting the following message to her girlfriend: "........................Not sure if he's started yet ? "

My ego was burst , so i just ...........................

My ego was burst , so i just ......................... picked up the pace a bit.

She soon dropped her phone and began to..................................

She soon dropped her phone and began to................be sick

" Is that your idea of a good time ?" she asked , i nodded and ..........................

" Is that your idea of a good time ?" she asked , i nodded and .......... and went over to the bar to fix myself a drink.

I then had to get going to......................................

I then had to get going to................a secret meeting

As i crept out of the hotel , i ........................................

As i crept out of the hotel , i ............................... had a minor altercation with the Security Manager.

It seems he thought I hadn't......................................

It seems he thought I hadn't..................taken a painting from my room

But it was a false accusation of which he soon said sorry , turns out he was a nice bloke and we hit it off and he said he would help with .......................

But it was a false accusation of which he soon said sorry , turns out he was a nice bloke and we hit it off and he said he would help with ....................... cracking the locks to the bikie's lock-up so we could get Mum's scarf back.

This was going to be a challenge because...............................

This was going to be a challenge because................we still didn't know were it was .

But then as luck would have it a message came in on my phone which read ............................

But then as luck would have it a message came in on my phone which read ............... "HELP....1227 Canyon Drive!"

Jose had been waiting in the car park for a while now and was................

Jose had been waiting in the car park for a while now and was.........begining to panic

But as i climbed into the back seat he said " ............................

But as i climbed into the back seat he said " ..............Bad news guys - they've got Conchita too!"

This made my blood boil even more. The problem would be how to...............

This made my blood boil even more. The problem would be how to......get past the guards

It was then that had an idea , all we had to do was ......................

It was then that had an idea , all we had to do was ...................... distract them somehow.

Luckily, Jose was great at bi-sexual impersonation and this aroused the guards who came over to the gate, whereupon.......................

Luckily, Jose was great at bi-sexual impersonation and this aroused the guards who came over to the gate, whereupon..........they squirted everywhere

Now covered in man juice we overpowered the now weak at the knees guards and took their weapons . We ..............................

Now covered in man juice we overpowered the now weak at the knees guards and took their weapons . We ........... edged around the house peering through windows trying to see where Mum was being held.

To our amazement there was no sign of her but as we passed the outhouse we heard a faint.........................

To our amazement there was no sign of her but as we passed the outhouse we heard a faint...........wimper

"Mum ? " i whispered , but there was no ........................

"Mum ? " i whispered , but there was no ................... answer.

So we broke the door down and found her watching Coronation Street on a small TV. "Shooosh... Alma's just heard the bad news. I'll be with you in a minute as soon as....................

So we broke the door down and found her watching Coronation Street on a small TV. "Shooosh... Alma's just heard the bad news. I'll be with you in a minute as soon as................this finishes

My jaw dropped as i watched with her and realised Curly was no-longer in it ...................

My jaw dropped as i watched with her and realised Curly was no-longer in it ................... and Eric would soon be returning.

As the theme music started and the credits began to roll we headed back out through the gates to the van which...............................

As the theme music started and the credits began to roll we headed back out through the gates to the van which................was parked out back

As we got in the alarms started sounding , in a panic i couldn't get the key in the ignition . " Hurry up ! " shouted .........................

As we got in the alarms started sounding , in a panic i couldn't get the key in the ignition . " Hurry up ! " shouted ................. Jose. "I have to return the van by midday or they'll charge me for an extra day"

It was a short walk from the hire car place to the train station so we all bought tickets and hopped on a train to.......................................

It was a short walk from the hire car place to the train station so we all bought tickets and hopped on a train to....................Chester

I had always wanted to visit the zoo there , when we arrived we ..................

I had always wanted to visit the zoo there , when we arrived we ............ were just in time for the feeding of the sea lions.

It's a brilliant set up at Chester Zoo - you feel so close to those wonderful animals. So close, in fact, that Mum almost......................

So close, in fact, that Mum almost......................lost a hand to one of them while dropping a kitten into the enclosure. "Sod this!" she exclaimed, pulling out a ....................

"Sod this!" she exclaimed, pulling out a ...........plum

The sea lions tore the kitten to pieces , all that was left was ....................

The sea lions tore the kitten to pieces , all that was left was ............ her little red necklace and 'bird-bell'... which the sea lions had no appetite for.

Moving on... we bought ice creams and walked up to the baboon enclosure. It's quite funny how they have............................

Moving on... we bought ice creams and walked up to the baboon enclosure. It's quite funny how they have..............mimic you

Especially the one with the big red bum , he kept bending over and showing it to us . It was then i notice Mum doing the same back to him , words ......................

Especially the one with the big red bum , he kept bending over and showing it to us . It was then i notice Mum doing the same back to him , words ......... have no meaning for how I felt seeing this.

It was then that I realised the keeper had left the gate open and before we knew it, the alpha male was leaning on a garbage bin beside us with a....................

It was then that I realised the keeper had left the gate open and before we knew it, the alpha male was leaning on a garbage bin beside us with a............stonking hard on

" Run i shouted !" , but that was my big mistake as ..................................

" Run i shouted !" , but that was my big mistake as .......... it only thought we were playing 'hard to get'.

Mum managed to find an empty tool shed so we'll all rushed in - all except poor Conchita - who unfortunately slipped on a melted ice cream cone allowing the baboon to...............................

Mum managed to find an empty tool shed so we'll all rushed in - all except poor Conchita - who unfortunately slipped on a melted ice cream cone allowing the baboon to..............jump her

Awhile later there was a knock at the door , there stood Conchita smoking a fag with a big smile on her face , " That was the best ...................

Awhile later there was a knock at the door , there stood Conchita smoking a fag with a big smile on her face , " That was the best ................... sex ever. At least there's 'someone' knows how to please a woman properly!"

We all had a laugh about it but deep down I was................................

We all had a laugh about it but deep down I was................jealous

"Stay here i said i will go outside an check to see if they have gone " , i was secretly hoping they hadn't when....................................

"Stay here i said i will go outside an check to see if they have gone " , i was secretly hoping they hadn't when............. I found myself standing face to face with the alpha male's mate, who was named Kgonola.

She was quite attractive for a baboon despite having mothered over a dozen offspring. This was my chance so I carefully............................