Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep - 15:29

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Kenny** Wed 10 Oct - 13:43

Understand why it happened

Photo frame

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Oct - 13:51

Get the Frame to fit a picture from an Aztec Camera

bloke who keeps referencing old groups

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Oct - 10:15

Get him to live in the 'now'

Hairy-nosed Wombat

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Oct - 10:15

Avoid spotting the resemblance

raindrop

by Smirnoffpriest Fri 12 Oct - 11:09

Can't help having them fall on your head

Republican

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Oct - 12:05

Crown him

Model T Ford

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Oct - 14:56

buy a new one

Old Video Player

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Oct - 15:06

Beat a max

meaningless phrase

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Oct - 15:10

Wish you hadn't said it

Bruise

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Oct - 9:47

Sell it on ebay

Picture Frame

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 15 Oct - 11:51

Picture it without a picture in it

Zimmer Frame

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Oct - 12:19

Negotiate a treacherous waterfall using one without toppling over

Silhouette

by Smirnoffpriest Mon 15 Oct - 14:30

Mastubate descreatly with one!

Pogo stick

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Oct - 21:26

Offer one (for free) to Lance Armstrong as a consolation prize for his efforts

Purloined Letter

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 15 Oct - 21:55

Send it to Annabel Lee

heavy heart

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Oct - 22:10

Take it as carry on luggage on certain airlines

De constructivist Poet

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 15 Oct - 22:27

Quote one without sounding a right pretentious g!t

cut-up method

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 15 Oct - 22:31

Do it without hurting your finger

Quote from William Shakespeare

by WhiteCamry Tue 16 Oct - 15:48

Higher calculus.

Toe-nail clippers.

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Oct - 16:47

Cut out a square with

Flask

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 16 Oct - 16:59

Vacuum

Hoover

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Oct - 17:00

find J Edgar

Lovebite

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 16 Oct - 17:03

Blame it on your sister

Easter egg

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Oct - 17:05

not get supermarkets to stock them straight after christmas

Anvil

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 16 Oct - 17:06

Break it with a hammer

St Valentine's Day Massacre

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Oct - 17:07

get someone to make a decent film about it

Jawbreaker

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 16 Oct - 17:20

Actually break your jaw

Gobstopper

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Oct - 17:21

Get one big enough to stop my wifes gob Wink

Imaginary Friend

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 16 Oct - 17:25

Exchange posts on an internet forum

copy of The Times from October 16th 1972

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Oct - 17:38

Remember what the front page said

Baby Grow

by **Pal Joey** Wed 17 Oct - 2:15

Stop it from stretching out of shape.

Bottle of Linseed Oil

by WhiteCamry Wed 17 Oct - 16:57

Polish your cat.

Cat.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Oct - 13:02

Stuff it through a vacuum cleaner pipe.

Suspension Bridge

by WhiteCamry Thu 18 Oct - 15:04

Take a hot shower.

Maple syrup

by **Kenny** Thu 18 Oct - 15:07

Not enjoy on pancakes

Mug

by **Pal Joey** Fri 19 Oct - 10:38

Find a bottomless one which keeps the coffee at the perfect drinking temperature.

Ball of Twine

by **Kenny** Fri 19 Oct - 13:17

Shave with

Razor

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 21 Oct - 15:56

Shave as close as they do in the adverts

steel drum kit

by **Pal Joey** Sun 21 Oct - 23:10

Practice the extended version of "Moby Dick" in the middle of a field during a severe thunderstorm.

Balustrade

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 22 Oct - 10:49

Use it as sufficient cover when attacked by an Eastern European mercenary with an AK-47.

half of one percent.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 22 Oct - 10:57

Eat it

Narwhal

by **Kenny** Mon 22 Oct - 13:16

Not think they look fantastic

Doll

by WhiteCamry Mon 22 Oct - 19:03

Bring to life.

Keyboard.

by **Kenny** Mon 22 Oct - 22:50

Play in the shower

Angry Bird

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Oct - 0:40

Calm it down in an instant

Weather Girl

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Oct - 10:11

Rain on her parade

little bit of Monica

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Oct - 11:11

Enjoy the rest of Monica

Oak Table

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Oct - 12:05

polish with brasso

Weather vane

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Oct - 13:32

Tell the temperature, measure preciptation, gauge wind speed, note barometric pressure.

life size statue of Eva Marie Saint

by WhiteCamry Tue 23 Oct - 17:22

Cast it in a movie or play.

A bowl of cherries.

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