Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:29 pm

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:51 am

Not rip it in two

Pulse

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 8:52 am

Use it on this thread twice without someone pointing it out

snowman

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:57 am

that would have been me....

Go to Alice Springs with... on a day like today it would be a puddle with a few buttons, pipe & hat. Sad

Swap file

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:59 am

Page it

raspberry pi

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:00 am

Plug it into a walkman

Smoked Salmon

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Dec 2012, 8:46 pm

De-smoke it

yard of ale

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:23 am

take a breath drinking it

Loaded Dice

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Jan 2013, 12:09 pm

Win a crap shoot

bucket of gruel

by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2013, 4:30 pm

Enjoy the taste of it

Hot air balloon

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Jan 2013, 5:23 pm

break Felix Baumgartner's skydiving record

first choice draft pick

by Guest Thu 03 Jan 2013, 10:46 am

Trade up

A calculator

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 9:45 am

work out what your life span is on

Slice of cheese

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 10:08 am

Make a corned beef sandwich

A golf ball

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 10:15 am

get the bloody little thing to go were you want it to ( if your me )

Flask

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 10:20 am

Smuggle drugs in it through Gatwick

A signed photo of Martina Navratilova

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 10:21 am

pleasure yourself over

Cardboard Box

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 10:41 am

Get it through the Royal Mail system intact

A Euromillions jackpot win

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 10:46 am

be lucky enough to win

Bottle opener

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:03 am

Put the cap back on

liquid lunch

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:09 am

not enjoy

First Date

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:17 am

Avoid staring at cleavage

Day off from work

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:22 am

not wish it lasted longer

Ice cube

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:23 am

not get confused with Ice T

burning ring of fire

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:24 am

Isolate its cause

Pie Warming Machine

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:26 am

warm your cockles

Dial up internet

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:27 am

make ice cubes in

Extension lead

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:29 am

Find where you last left it

Porch Dog

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:31 am

get it to bark

photo album

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:34 am

Throw it out with your porn accidentally.

Hand Held Egg Beater

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:35 am

Defend yourself in a gun fight

Bounty on your head

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:36 am

keep it balanced on there until it melts and you get covered in chocolate and coconut

Mission to Mars

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:38 am

Stay awake the whole way, it's a long flight...

Rabbit's foot

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:39 am

Run faster than it... when it was attached to the rest of the rabbit.

Spiral Staircase

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:40 am

Not think it wasn't lucky for the rabbit that lost it

Fourleaf Clover

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:42 am

Find one!

blow up doll

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:44 am

Introduce it to Simon... your pet porcupine.

Dentist's Drill

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:51 am

not be scared when you hear that sound

Long lost relative

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:56 am

Know who they are until after you've slept with them

Cardboard cutout of David Ginola

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:57 am

Not want to tear its head off

Arrow

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:58 am

Go adventuring after you take one in the knee

Skeleton

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 12:00 pm

hide in your closet

A copy of Subo and Wagners sex tape

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 12:08 pm

Get the bleach out of your eyes afterwards

Oboe

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 12:11 pm

play well

Pop tart

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 12:27 pm

Like her music as much as her image

smoke detector

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 12:31 pm

Get it to stop beeping

Chocolate cigarette

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 4:56 pm

light it without getting covered in chocolate

News Reader

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 4:59 pm

Comment on how nice they look first thing in the morning while the wife is still in bed

Red biro

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 5:02 pm

Try telling your parents that its a good thing when your homework is covered in it by the teacher

Polo mint

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 6:19 pm

Fit inside it

Airplane tyre

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 8:24 pm

Boil it down into a nice soup

A DVD of Jimmy Savile's holiday videos

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