Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:56 pm

A slippery customer, was Pernell
Nice wife he had, knew her well
Used to go round, when he was out
She was lively, no doubt

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:57 pm

A slippery customer, was Pernell
Nice wife he had, knew her well
Used to go round, when he was out
She was lively, no doubt
And she knew what to do with a bell

by **Fists of Fury** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:00 pm

Union

Naseem Hamed, what did you make of him?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:01 pm

Naseem Hamed, what did you make of him?
He sparred with my mate, Jacob Pimm

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:03 pm

Naseem Hamed, what did you make of him?
He sparred with my mate, Jacob Pimm
His leopardskin trunks

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:09 pm

Naseem Hamed, what did you make of him?
He sparred with my mate, Jacob Pimm
His leopardskin trunks
Smelled pretty runk

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:14 pm

Naseem Hamed, what did you make of him?
He sparred with my mate, Jacob Pimm
His leopardskin trunks
Smelled pretty runk
When he'd emptied his third lower limb

(?)

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:16 pm

" We wuz robbed, " Joe Jacobs protested

by John Bloody Wayne Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:19 pm

" We wuz robbed, " Joe Jacobs protested
As he began to feel a tad molested

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:20 pm

" We wuz robbed, " Joe Jacobs protested
As he began to feel a tad molested
"Max won!" he complained

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:21 pm

" We wuz robbed, " Joe Jacobs protested
As he began to feel a tad molested
"Max won!" he complained
And he wouldn't be restrained

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:24 pm

" We wuz robbed, " Joe Jacobs protested
As he began to feel a tad molested
"Max won!" he complained
And he wouldn't be restrained
'Til his wife came along, she's big-breasted

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:35 pm

South African flyweight Sakhumzi Magxwalisa

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:37 pm

South African flyweight Sakhumzi Magxwalisa
Had a sister who was a trapezer

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:39 pm

South African flyweight Sakhumzi Magxwalisa
Had a sister who was a trapezer
Her pink leotard

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:41 pm

South African flyweight Sakhumzi Magxwalisa
Had a sister who was a trapezer
Her pink leotard
He wore when he sparred

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:43 pm

South African flyweight Sakhumzi Magxwalisa
Had a sister who was a trapezer
Her pink leotard
He wore when he sparred
Now that was a real crowd-pleaser

by **Fists of Fury** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:44 pm

Professional dancer, Usman Ahmed

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:46 pm

Professional dancer, Usman Ahmed
Thought he was Naz, or Muhammad

by **Fists of Fury** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:50 pm

Professional dancer, Usman Ahmed
Thought he was Naz, or Muhammad
Cept' he was rudey poo, and got sparked

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:52 pm

Professional dancer, Usman Ahmed
Thought he was Naz, or Muhammad
Cept' he was rudey poo, and got sparked
To oblivion he embarked

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:55 pm

Professional dancer, Usman Ahmed
Thought he was Naz, or Muhammad
Cept' he was rudey poo, and got sparked
To oblivion he embarked
Disillusioned and unenamoured

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:55 pm

Stan, the Michigan Assassin

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:00 pm

Stan, the Michigan Assassin
Went twelve rounds with Jack, but was gassin'

by Rowley Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:01 pm

Stan, the Michigan Assassin
Went twelve rounds with Jack, but was gassin'
He got Jack all riled up

by eddyfightfan Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:02 pm

King Beer wrote:They call me King Sex on the Beach

because of my 72" reach

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:03 pm

Stan, the Michigan Assassin
Went twelve rounds with Jack, but was gassin'
He got Jack all riled up
Put him down, the cheeky pup

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:04 pm

eddyfightfan wrote:
King Beer wrote:They call me King Sex on the Beach
because of my 72" reach

Its all in the timing mate.

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:05 pm

Stan, the Michigan Assassin
Went twelve rounds with Jack, but was gassin'
He got Jack all riled up
Put him down, the cheeky pup
And Jack handed poor Stan an assin'

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:06 pm

Eddy, a day or two late

by Guest Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:09 pm

Eddy, a day or two late
But at least he stepped up to the plate

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:12 pm

Eddy, a day or two late
But at least he stepped up to the plate
And gave us a line

by Guest Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:14 pm

Eddy, a day or two late
But as least he stepped up to the plate
And gave us a line
Sure the guy took his time-

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:16 pm

Eddy, a day or two late
But as least he stepped up to the plate
And gave us a line
Sure the guy took his time-
But was it really worth the wait?

by Rowley Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:19 pm

The black prince Peter Jackson

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:20 pm

The black prince Peter Jackson
Was really an Anglo Saxon

by Guest Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:21 pm

The black prince Peter Jackson
Was really an Anglo-Saxon
Swapped Creatine for Creosote

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:22 pm

The black prince Peter Jackson
Was really an Anglo-Saxon
Swapped Creatine for Creosote
And jumped on a boat

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:25 pm

The black prince Peter Jackson
Was really an Anglo-Saxon
Swapped Creatine for Creosote
And jumped on a boat
It was foggy : he sounded the claxon

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:28 pm

South African boxer Lehlohonolo Ledwaba

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:32 pm

South African boxer Lehlohonolo Ledwaba
Fancied the girls out of Abba

by coxy0001 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:39 pm

South African boxer Lehlohonolo Ledwaba
Fancied the girls out of Abba
The brunette or blonde one?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:46 pm

South African boxer Lehlohonolo Ledwaba
Fancied the girls out of Abba
The brunette or blonde one?
Both, he'd two condoms

by coxy0001 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:51 pm

South African boxer Lehlohonolo Ledwaba
Fancied the girls out of Abba
The brunette or blonde one?
Both, he'd two condoms
Smashed them with his black mamba!

(Sorry!)

by Guest Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:14 pm

One more thing about Akinwande.
He was roadie for the Happy Mondays

by **Union Cane** Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:54 am

One more thing about Akinwande.
He was roadie for the Happy Mondays
You're twisting my melon

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:05 am

One more thing about Akinwande.
He was roadie for the Happy Mondays
You're twisting my melon
I'm sure he's a felon

by **Union Cane** Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:06 am

One more thing about Akinwande.
He was roadie for the Happy Mondays
You're twisting my melon
I'm sure he's a felon
He's in hiding, he went to Burundi

by **Union Cane** Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:10 am

Are we all excited about the Wedding?

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:11 am

Are we all excited about the Wedding?
Don't care whom William is bedding

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