Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

Are we all excited about the Wedding?
Don't care whom William is bedding
Will miss it, am on holiday

Are we all excited about the Wedding?
Don't care whom William is bedding
Will miss it, am on holiday
Record it, if you're away?

Are we all excited about the Wedding?
Don't care whom William is bedding
Will miss it, am on holiday
Record it, if you're away?
Where are you going, jeff, Reading ?

The public, like peasants with free milk
Do away with that bunch and their ilk

The public, like peasants with free milk
Do away with that bunch and their ilk
Not a Royalist, then

The public, like peasants with free milk
Do away with that bunch and their ilk
Not a Royalist, then
I hate them you 'ken

The public ,like peasants with free milk,
Do away with that bunch and their ilk
Not a Royalist,then
I hate them you 'ken
They pass by the rags with their silk.

In the multi-coloured predominantly lime-green shorts

In the multi-coloured predominantly lime-green shorts
There have been occasions when a particular boxer has been taken short

In the multi-coloured predominantly lime-green shorts
There have been occasions when a particular boxer has been taken short
Are you talking of Lewis?

In the multi-coloured predominantly lime-green shorts
There have been occasions when a particular boxer has been taken short
Are you talking of Lewis?
Whose passion for poo is

In the multi-coloured predominantly lime-green shorts
There have been occasions when a particular boxer has been taken short
Are you talking of Lewis?
Whose passion for poo is
The reason his fight was abort (ed)

There came a sad cry from the distance

There came a sad cry from the distance
About Enzo Mac.s persistence

There came a sad cry from the distance
About Enzo Mac.s persistence
"Give it up, you big lump!"

There came a sad cry from the distance
About Enzo Mac.s persistance
"Give it up, you big lump!
You look an awful chump

There came a sad cry from the distance
About Enzo Mac.s persistance
"Give it up, you big lump!
You look an awful chump
Your end will be sad, just like Liston's

They want Enzo to fight Tony Bellew

They want Enzo to fight Tony Bellew
Have his other options fell through?

They want Enzo to fight Tony Bellew
Have his other options fell through?
He's nowhere to go

They want Enzo to fight Tony Bellew
Have his other options fell through?
He's nowhere to go
They could, you know
Melt him down, and use him as glue

Your treating him just like a horse!

Your treating him just like a horse!
Said a spokesman concerning A - Force

Your treating him just like a horse!
Said a spokesman concerning A - Force
But the dream is still alive

Your treating him just like a horse!
Said a spokesman concerning A - Force
But the dream is still alive
Did he not take a dive?

Your treating him just like a horse!
Said a spokesman concerning A - Force
But the dream is still alive
Did he not take a dive?
Not sure, but it's possible, of course

Emile's trainer, Gil Clancy

Emile's trainer, Gil Clancy
Was secretly Emile's fiance

Emile's trainer, Gil Clancy
Was secretly Emile's fiance
'Twas all going fine

Emile's trainer, Gil Clancy
Was secretly Emile's fiance
'Twas all going fine
Till Benny stepped out of line

Emile's trainer, Gil Clancy
Was secretly Emile's fiance
'Twas all going fine
Till Benny stepped out of line
And called Mr Griffith a nancy

During his comeback, Big George Foreman

During his comeback, Big George Foreman
Flattened a couple of doormen

During his comeback, Big George Foreman
Flattened a couple of doormen
Lost a UD to Evander

During his comeback, Big George Foreman
Flattened a couple of doormen
Lost a UD to Evander
'Midst butts and backhanders

During his comeback, Big George Foreman
Flattened a couple of doormen
Lost a UD to Evander
'Midst butts and backhanders
Holyfield's dirty, thats for sure, man

"My back's broke, you know, its spinal"

My back's broke, you know, its spinal
Filmed shaggin' a pigeon, it went viral

(Sorry!)

My back's broke, you know, its spinal
Filmed shaggin' a pigeon, it went viral
We'll give that one the bird

My back's broke, you know, its spinal
Filmed shaggin' a pigeon, it went viral
We'll give that one the bird
Not the best one I've heard

My back's broke, you know, its spinal
Filmed shaggin' a pigeon, it went viral
We'll give that one the bird
Not the best one I've heard
And this thread has taken a downward spiral.

'Tis over ! cried our friend, Benelio

'Tis over ! cried our friend, Benelio
The format's become tired and smelly-o

'Tis over ! cried our friend, Benelio
The format's become tired and smelly-o
But no ! cried the bard

'Tis over ! cried our friend, Benelio
The format's become tired and smelly-o
But no ! cried the bard
And played his trump card :

'Tis over ! cried our friend, Benelio
The format's become tired and smelly-o
But no ! cried the bard
And played his trump card :
A very fine play called Othellio

We should return to our theme, pugilism

We should return to our theme, pugilism
Instead of discussing who Jill isn't

We should return to our theme, pugilism
Instead of discussing who Jill isn't
How about who Jill is?

We should return to our theme, pugilism
Instead of discussing who Jill isn't
How about who Jill is?
Won't that kill this ?