Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

Some good limericks above lads, for sure
Each with a certain allure
From Jordan's Bristols.
To Mason's pistol
Which allegedly stretched to the floor

The mystery of Lewistone, Maine

The mystery of Lewistone, Maine
Don't start confusing Union Cane

The mystery of Lewistone, Maine
Don't start confusing Union Cane.
That's an easy thing to do

The mystery of Lewistone, Maine
Don't start confusing Union Cane.
That's an easy thing to do
as he hasn't a clue

The mystery of Lewistone, Maine
Don't start confusing Union Cane.
That's an easy thing to do
as he hasn't a clue
unless it's a reverse linear chain

Kevin Mitchell, a bit of a joke?

Kevin Mitchell, a bit of a joke?
Was known to sell the locals a bit of a "smoke"

Kevin Mitchell, a bit of a joke?
Was known to sell the locals a bit of a "smoke".
Or a line, if they preferred

Kevin Mitchell, a bit of a joke?
Was known to sell the locals a bit of a "smoke".
Or a line, if they preferred
Calzaghe's white nose conferred

Kevin Mitchell, a bit of a joke?
Was known to sell the locals a bit of a "smoke".
Or a line, if they preferred
Calzaghe's white nose conferred
That he had a liking for coke

Eubank entered the ring with a stiffie

Eubank entered the ring with a stiffie
Put Dol Santos out in a jiffy

Eubank entered the ring with a stiffie
Put Dol Santos out in a jiffy
As Reginaldo lay flailing

Eubank entered the ring with a stiffie
Put Dol Santos out in a jiffy
As Reginaldo lay flailing
His cornermen wailing

Eubank entered the ring with a stiffie
Put Dos Santos out in a jiffy
As Reginaldo lay flailing
His cornermen wailing
Eubank posed, he looked really spiffy

Can anyone play the blues like Steven Seagal

Can anyone play the blues like Steven Seagal
Who cares, i've just made love to a seagull

Can anyone play the blues like Steven Seagal
Who cares, i've just made love to a seagull
i'd heard it was small

Can anyone play the blues like Steven Seagal
Who cares, i've just made love to a seagull
i'd heard it was small
the pseudonym says it all
and you thrust like a weight drained beagal

Sandy Saddler, on the subject of Pep

Sandy Saddler, on the subject of Pep
Claimed his favourite band was Led Zep

Sandy Saddler, on the subject of Pep
Claimed his favourite band was Led Zep
Jimmy Page on guitar

Sandy Saddler, on the subject of Pep
Claimed his favourite band was Led Zep
Jimmy Page on guitar.
That boy went far

Sandy Saddler, on the subject of Pep
Claimed his favourite band was Led Zep
Jimmy Page on guitar.
That boy went far
Not surprised, he was very well prepped

Welterweight king, Barney Ross

Welterweight king, Barney Ross.
Was oft said to have fought dross

Welterweight king, Barney Ross.
Was oft said to have fought dross
much like Roy Jones

Welterweight king, Barney Ross.
Was oft said to have fought dross
much like Roy Jones
You saying they'd no stones ?

Welterweight king, Barney Ross.
Was oft said to have fought dross
much like Roy Jones
You saying they'd no stones ?
This Ross fought dross toss makes me cross

I'm really looking forward to the royal wedding

I'm really looking forward to the royal wedding.
Whereas it is something I am dreading

I'm really looking forward to the royal wedding.
Whereas it is something I am dreading
You could watch Robot Wars?

I'm really looking forward to the royal wedding.
Whereas it is something I am dreading
You could watch Robot Wars?.
Or nail a few whores

I'm really looking forward to the royal wedding.
Whereas it is something I am dreading
You could watch Robot Wars?.
Or nail a few whores
only to see a rozza kick a leftie's head in.......

I'm really looking forward to the royal wedding.
Whereas it is something I am dreading
You could watch Robot Wars?.
Or nail a few whores
Its their whiskers, not butter you'd be spreading

I'll bet he's quite nervous, big Prince Willy

I'll bet he's quite nervous, big Prince Willy
About being caught shafting Lily

I'll bet he's quite nervous, big Prince Willy
About being caught shafting Lily.
I'm rather jealous he'll be nailing Kate

I'll bet he's quite nervous, big Prince Willy
About being caught shafting Lily.
I'm rather jealous he'll be nailing Kate
You won't get a picture of that on a plate

I'll bet he's quite nervous, big Prince Willy
About being caught shafting Lily.
I'm rather jealous he'll be nailing Kate
You won't get a picture of that on a plate
I've heard he is gay and likes Billy

Do you reckon Kate's a screamer?

Do you reckon Kate's a screamer?
Would depend on who's trying to cream her

Do you reckon Kate's a screamer?
Would depend on who's trying to cream her
With my mamba i reckon she would!

Do you reckon Kate's a screamer?
Would depend on who's trying to cream her
With my mamba i reckon she would!
the mamba would draw blood
As willy is yet to steam her

Sean Michaels, it's one sentence at a time

Sean Michaels, it's one sentence at a time
said the man who struggles with ryhme

Sean Michaels, it's one sentence at a time
said the man who struggles with ryhme
Twenty five to life

Sean Michaels, it's one sentence at a time
said the man who struggles with ryhme
Twenty five to life
and a rapper from east fife......

Sean Michaels, it's one sentence at a time
said the man who struggles with ryhme
Twenty five to life
and a rapper from east fife......
who calls himself Fiddy Dime

(sorry)